On A Yacht In Prague Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/18/2004

The performers who range from twinks to mid or late twenties are handsome enough. The sex is okay. But the color is atrocious. The DVD looks as though it was photographed on out-dated or inferior color stock and then transferred to DVD without any digital enhancement. A slight reddish haze floods all of the scenes. There are only three scenes that go on and on and on. Except when you want one to be longer.

We first meet the two twinks. The younger has short thin chopped hair—he’s quite cute—while the other has thick curly hair—he’s quite cute too. They kiss until the young one drops his trunks to reveal a stiff dick. His curly haired buddy goes down on it. As he is being sucked the twink’s balls rise and fall. Romantic piano music plays on the otherwise silent sound track. The scene appears to have been photographed in slow-motion. Everything is languorous. The sucker licks his way up the younger one’s body and they kiss. Then the fellator makes his way back down to the dick. When it’s the younger’s time to suck cock, Curly’s cock is not hard, but the young twink sucking on it soon makes it so. His own remains hard and sticks straight upward as he sucks his buddy’s boner. They move into a sixty-nine before he of the perpetually stiff dick fucks his older companion. Because it is filmed in slow-mo it takes a long time. But both twinks are sweet and I’ve nothing better to do this morning. They change positions with Curly now sitting on the younger’s dick for a bouncy ride. The ride over, they lick tongues and jack off. Both are really full of spunk. The scene took 30 minutes to view.

We now see six guys—including our two twinks—all together on the yacht before breaking off into pairs. The first pair finds a spot on the back of the boat. Kissing leads to titsucking. Titsucking leads to cocksucking. When the first cock emerges from its confining swim trunks it is hard. It is quite thick, too. The sucker removes his trunks and he is also quite hard. Both are in their mid to late twenties. The fellator continues sucking on the thick meat until it’s the other fellow’s turn. But before too long it’s the big dick that is once again being serviced. Big dick is briefly fucked. DAMN! Everything else in this film has moved at the pace of a wounded hippo and now when it gets really good it’s over faster than a rabbit fucks.

The remaining twosome on the cabin roof now do their respective things. This follows pretty much the same foreplay as the other scenes. These guys are really good-looking. One is slender with dark curly hair and the other is muscular and blond. Both suck dick and then one gets fucked. Who is it? It is a serious editing mistake when we see an anonymous cock going into an ass and wonder who is fucking and who is getting fucked. We should always start with a full-shot before going to a close-up. Any sexual heat dissipates when we are presented with a mystery. It turns out the blond is fucking the slender dude doggy. Next we have someone sitting on a cock. For ages we see an anonymous ass impaled on an anonymous cock. Again, a mystery. Finally the out-of-sequenced full-shot show that it is the blond sitting on the slender guys cock. Too late now for me to get excited about that.

So…lousy color, poor directorial choices and editorial gaffes make what might have been a pretty good film into one that—I regret to say—is less than average. I would certainly like to go down the river with (or just go down on) these guys. But the DVD is disappointing.