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Blue Ribbon Blue
Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Diville
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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Blue Matrix
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast..
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Chasin the Fifties
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Chasey Lain, Amanda Adams, Jordan Lee, Lindsay May, Colt Steel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Directed by Jim Enright Starring Chasey Lain, Tiffany Mynx, Amanda Adams, Stephen St. Croix, TT Boy ... Running Time : approx. 79 minutes (6 scenes) Review : I'm sorry I have to give a bad review to a Wicked DVD again but this movie was lacklustre in every aspect : The audio is so bad that I mostly wasn't able to hear a single word that was being spoken, the video looks cheap and was on par with the picture on my camcorder, the acting was terrible, extras were barely registered and the sex scenes were mostly boring. Phew.. need I go on ? OK, I picked this one up for Chasey Lain's performance (again, see my raving 'Covergirl' review :) ) knowing that it would probably suck though. Chasey herself is quite the fox in this movie (right, as always) and she seems surprisingly into her scenes this time. Her terrible bolt-ons begin to grate, however..
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Creme de la Face (Rodney Moore)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Umma, Lana Sands, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), T.J. (ambiguous), Greta Carlson, Kira, Cumisha Amado, Rodney Moore, Shay Thomas, Pearl, Brea, Zumira
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Title: Creme de la Face Studio: OGV Director: Tom Stone Production Year: 05/1994 Talent: Lana Sands, Pearl, Umma, Brea, Kira, Shay Thomas, Cumisha, Gabriella, T.J., and Greta Carlson Length: 1 hr 56 min DVD Layout: Single-sided single layer NOTE: This is a short review for a below average DVD! Overall: This is definitely a below average DVD. I must say the best scene only lasted a minute. . .that being Rodney's popshot on Gabriella's face! DVD Quality: The picture is average as well as the sound. Extras: Very light on the extras. . .only including a flimsy cast set up, two previews, and a slide show. Likes: The second scene starts an attractive blonde lady. . . secretarial looking type. Her name is Pearl. Unfortunately, her glasses and late 1980s detracts from the scene. Man, this lady can suck cock well. Rodney does a decent boning of her, but perhaps the best moment is when he cums all over face and glasses. The brief cumshot on Gabriella is a delight in its own right.
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Wishbone (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/30/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Rebecca Lord, April, Gina Share, Jon Dough
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1 / 31 / 1996 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Rebecca Lord, April, Roxanne Hall, Gina Share, Jon Dough, Steven St. Croix, Bobby Vitale, and Tom Byron Initial Expectations: Due to the length of the feature and Vivid's record of chopping scenes from movies, I didn't expect to be able to really follow a plot. I hoped that the sex was at least average and didn't feel chopped. Initial Reaction: Very typical Vivid stuff, although it isn't quite what the cover says it is. Nothing really outstanding, but I don't feel like I wasted my time either. Thankfully, the movie appeared like it was to be this short. It didn't feel hacked as some of Vivid's other releases do. Audio /Video Quality: Much better than I expected, although it is from a fairly current release. The audio and video synch very well.
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Backseat Driver 12 (Metro)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/25/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Tyce Bune, McKayla, Rob, Monique, Tina Cheri, Violet Love, Rayveness, Todd Alexander, Rich Handsome, Renee LaRue, Bridgette Kerkove, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Running Time: 110 min. Production Date: 10 / 17 / 1999 through 10 / 22 / 1999 Director: Michael Adam Cast: McKayla, Renee LaRue, Violet Love, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Tina Cheri, Rayveness, Dee, Monique, Marc Davis, Tyce Bune, Brian Surewood, Todd, Rob, and Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: I havent heard much about the Backseat Driver series, but I had some expectations with how many chapters have come out in the series. Ive had very mixed results with Metros DVDs, so I didnt really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Pretty good. If youre in the mood for straight sex with an emphasis on anal, you could do a lot worse. Audio /Video Quality: Pretty good. The audio and video synch very well. Theres only one scene where the music is the only audio. In the remaining scenes, theres a pretty good balance between the audio tracks. There are quite a few spots throughout the feature where you can hear a lot of background chatter.
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Let's Play Doctor (New Machine)
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 11/24/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Rebecca Wild, Isis Nile, Anna Malle, Barbara Doll, Marc Wallice, Lisa Canary
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud.
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Pool Party (Sinthetic)
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Not Listed on Case Pre Viewing Expectations The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director. The Main Event First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today. The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up.
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I Love Lesbians Three
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 1/20/98 Director: Randy West Cast: Stacy Valentine, Missy, Charlie, Misty Rain, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle, and, of course, Randy West and several of his friends Extras: Photo Gallery and 7 trailers. The cover claims 360 degree real multiple orgasms and moving menus. The moving menus are menus with scenes form the feature. The 360 degree real multiple orgasms does NOT mean multiple angles. Audio Quality: Uneven. It ends up pretty average, but the dialogue is a mixed bag. Sometimes the dialogue is really good, other times it's barely understandable it's so quiet. Video Quality: Typical gonzo quality, which is to say okay at best. Music: None. Initial Expectations: With both Missy and Stacy Valentine here, I had some pretty good expectations. That is, until I saw Randy West. Initial Reaction: Despite having Randy West, it's better than I expected.
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Surveillance Sex (Gen XXX / Sinthetic)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: Production Info Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Unlisted Pre Viewing Expectations The case pushes the voyeristic side of this feature. It shows grainy photos of women and couples, and says it is digitally enhanced. It mentions hidden cameras, and that it is banned in 36 countries. It goes on to say "the next generation of voyeurism has arrived. The Main Event The first (non-sexual) scene shows a bunch of commando-type people running through a house setting up some hidden cameras in a bathroom. They clear out, and we hit the first solo scene. It is a woman in a shower, the same one which the cameras were planted. This is a quick scene, with just highlights and cut scenes of the shower. We then jump to the first M/F scene, it is of a couple in bed, with the footage shot through the window and from a hidden camera in the air vent. Part way thorugh this scene we see an extreme close-up, from an angle that can't be from the window or the air vent.
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Bare Bitch Project, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Raquel DeVine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Blair Segal, Regan Starr, Nancy Vee, Nancy Lee, Herschel Savage, Raquel DeVinne
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Big Bubs
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up.
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Naughty College School Girls 2 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Chris Cannon, McKayla, Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Gia, Jack Napier, Aspen Brock, Clarissa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Nic Andrews is listed as the Director of Photography Cast: Tabitha Taylor, McKayla, Harley Raine, Gia, Clarissa, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, and Jack Napier Extras: Photo gallery and trailers. The photo gallery is the typical quality you find on most DVDs, which unfortunately isn't up to Digital Sin's normal quality. Audio Quality: The scenes have good audio quality, but it's nothing special. Video Quality: Very good. The picture is very clear, which seems normal for Digital Sin's releases. Music: The only music is during a little lead in section for each girl. It's extremely poorly balanced. There's a small interview with the girls during the lead in that can barely be heard under the music.
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Naughty College School Girls 3
Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 10/12/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min Production Date: 9/29/99 Director of Photography (No other director listed): Nic Andrews Cast: Jewel De'Nyle, Mariah Wind, Tasha Hunter ,Carina, Lexington Steele, Chris Charming, Nacho Vidal and Eric Price Extras: Trailers and photo gallery. The photo gallery is huge and contains several pictures that aren't in the feature. Audio Quality: Average. There are a few spots where the sound doesn't seem very well balanced. Video Quality: Very good, which seems to be typical of Digital Sin's productions. Music: There is no music during the sex scenes. There's a short lead-in for three of the four girls that has a little music. Initial Expectations: I liked both of the 'Nineteen College Girls' releases that I've seen from Digital Sin. I expect the same type of format with short lead-in story and then better than average sex. Initial Reaction: Disappointment. Review: 'Naughty College School Girls #3' is the most recent addition to one of Digital Sin's newest lines of features.
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Heartfelt 2 (Ultimate)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/8/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Alec Metro, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Laura Palmer, Valentino, Randee Lee, Buck Adams, John West, Carla Lott
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Since I somehow managed to miss the first HEARTFELT video upon its initial release, I can't comment how this sequel compares with the original. However, after viewing this rather hackneyed release, I have to imagine that the first movie was a little better (or at least somewhat popular) or else we would never have seen the likes of HEARTFELT 2. Although Shayla LaVeaux is prominently featured on the cover, and looks as gorgeous as ever, Laura Palmer has the real leading role in the nearly non-existent story. Shayla does have two girl-guy scenes, neither of which are very memorable or ourstanding in any way. The remaining five scenes are unfortunately average, despite some enthusiastic performances who try to generate a little "heart" in this lifeless movie. From the opening scene of this movie, things start off with a bang...a gangbang, to be exact, with Cara Lott at the center of five guys desperately trying to vye for her attention as well as for her sexual orifices. Unfortunately, Ms.
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Cum One, Cum All (New Machine)
Release date: 5/17/2000
Reviewed on: 10/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Mickey Lynn, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Randy West, Leena, Lana Sands, Vanessa Chase, Celeste, Taylor Moore, Jordan McKnight, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Krista, Roxanne Blaze, Jasmine Alona, Heather StClair, John Buoy
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Year: 1996 Director: Randy West Cast: Asia Carrera, Felicia, Dyanna Lauren, Celeste, Jenna Jameson, Taylor Moore, Kylie Ireland, Lana Sands, Leena, Mickey Lynn, Vanessa Chase, Krista, Jasmine Aloha, Jordan McKnight, Roxanne Blaze, Draghixa, Heather St. Clair, Marc Davis, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Jake Steed, & John Buoy Extras: Photo gallery, previews, web site info, Randy's gallery Audio Quality: Not too good. There's a lot of echoing. Video Quality: Also not too good. I think it was shot on video and is done in an amateur style. Music: None. Initial Expectations: I wasn't quite sure what to expect here. It's the best of 'Up & Cummers', so it should be good, but gonzo can be really iffy for me. It's also early footage of some of the biggest recent porn stars, so it the least it should at least be fun to see how far they've cum, I mean came, I mean, well you know. Initial Reaction: It's a pretty good look back at some of today's hottest adult stars.
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Trigger
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Temptress, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery, Jade Marcela, Anastasia Romanov, Alexa Rae, Kamila, Dani Sexton, Michael Raven, Jon Yuma, Herschel Savage
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Starring : Eric Price, Herschel Savage, Tyce Buné, Chris Cannon, Alexa Rae, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery et al. Director/Producer/Screenwriter : Nic Cramer Running Time : 90 minutes Story Synopsis : The whole film is set in the near future, where it is possible to record one's experiences on disc due to a grid you place over your head. If you've seen the mainstream film 'Strange Days' (actually, one of my favourite sci-fi flicks) you more or less know what's going on. For the uninitiated, Nic Cramer is a director who obviously thinks he can reunite the combined talents of Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron and Coppola in his work (Actually, his films all suck but that's just my opinion), and thus bringing us a steady stream of Hollywood rip-offs such as 'Penetrator 2: Grudge Day' or 'Clockwork Orgy', a preview of which is on the DVD. In this one, Eric Price plays a hustler who deals with the 'trigger' discs (for that's what they are called) who are in fact illegal.
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Brat Force
Release date: 7/3/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, Julianne James, Sasha Taylor, Nina De Ponca, Rene Morgan
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Aja, Nina De Ponca, Sasha Taylor, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, & Paul Thomas (in a non - sex role) Extras: Bios, previews, interactive sex, and AVN Awards footage on the movie side. The second side contains three scenes each of anal, threesomes, and outdoor sex. It also has 2 scenes each from Lene', Dyanna Lauren, and Gina Fine. Gina? Oh, Vivid must mean Jeanne Fine. The scenes aren't too bad. They're normal Vivid quality. It also has the Vivid Bonus Disc - read bonus disc review here. Audio Quality: Choice between dolby surround and Dolby 5.1. The sound is pretty good, but it's also pretty obviously dubbed in a lot of places. Video Quality: Very grainy, but 'Brat Force' was filmed in the late 1980s, so it's not bad for the age. Music: I'm not sure, but I think the music was done by Merv and the Mellowtones. I've heard better stuff on elevators.
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69th Parallel
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Audio Quality: Although Hi - Fi sound, I thought it was pretty poor. There was very little depth to the sound, there was a lot of background noise and wind noise, and almost every scene was dubbed. Video Quality: Average to slightly better than average. There's a little grain, but that was probably from the original filming. Music: Not bad, but it was very repetitive. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. It wouldn't be bad if it wasn't noticeable, but I noticed.
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Sean Michaels Rocks That Ass 4
Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Devient
Starring: Sean Michaels, Felecia, Mark Davis, Danielle Rogers, Sierra, Violet Love, Bronze, Daneille Rogers, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Rock That Ass # 4 - DVD Reviewed by: Devient on 9/9/00 Sean Michael is one of those porn stars that I never do get bored watching. Why? First thing is Sean does knows how to treat the women. He always eats the girls out probably cause he likes doing it, or that how it seems. Also his long E.T. fingers he can do some serious one finger probing as he down there. Secondly we all probably know that he does have this 11' inch anaconda that seems to glide into these women like butter. Wow! I still can't get over how he can put his long member in these girls asses and they enjoy it so much, truly amazing. CHAPTER 1: SIERRA black chick with a tight body and big mams: Sean and his partner in crime Mark Davis are sneaking around a Med Lab until they get caught by Sierra. Next thing we see is Sean & Mark are tied up and captive by one girl, LOL (wow she must have skills). Sierra then begins to taunt them by showing them her huge tits, and rubbing up against them.
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Freaks & Geeks
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 25 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Roy L. Shaft, Kurious, Selena Del Ray, Jeremy Irons, Julie West, Tanya French, Herschel Savage
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Don Marque
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Director: Don Marque Cast: Kurious, Vivian Valentine, Selena Del Ray, Julie West, Herschel Savage, Roy L. Shaft, and Jeremy Irons Extras: Trailers and Photo Gallery Audio Quality: Average. Some parts are pretty good, others show signs of echoing. Video Quality: Excellent. One of the clearest pictures I've seen in adult films. Music: Pretty average. There are a few spots where it doesn't seem to really fit, but overall it isn't too bad. It also balances fairly well in most of the movie. Initial Expectations: Nineteen College Girls #28 was a lot better than what I would have expected it to be, so I was expecting another really fun porno with really good looking young girls and not much plot. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: Perhaps my expectations were raised too high for 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 25' after watching 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 28' a few weeks ago. Like the rest of the series, 'Nineteen College Girls Vol.
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Ultimate Pictures Tells... The Naked Truth
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it.
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Covergirl (Wicked Pictures)
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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IR4: Inrearendance Day
Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Student Nurses (Caballero)
Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000 by Diville
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast..
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Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Chasey Lain, Amanda Adams, Jordan Lee, Lindsay May, Colt Steel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Directed by Jim Enright Starring Chasey Lain, Tiffany Mynx, Amanda Adams, Stephen St. Croix, TT Boy ... Running Time : approx. 79 minutes (6 scenes) Review : I'm sorry I have to give a bad review to a Wicked DVD again but this movie was lacklustre in every aspect : The audio is so bad that I mostly wasn't able to hear a single word that was being spoken, the video looks cheap and was on par with the picture on my camcorder, the acting was terrible, extras were barely registered and the sex scenes were mostly boring. Phew.. need I go on ? OK, I picked this one up for Chasey Lain's performance (again, see my raving 'Covergirl' review :) ) knowing that it would probably suck though. Chasey herself is quite the fox in this movie (right, as always) and she seems surprisingly into her scenes this time. Her terrible bolt-ons begin to grate, however..
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000 by LaNIKITA2000
Starring: Umma, Lana Sands, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), T.J. (ambiguous), Greta Carlson, Kira, Cumisha Amado, Rodney Moore, Shay Thomas, Pearl, Brea, Zumira
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Title: Creme de la Face Studio: OGV Director: Tom Stone Production Year: 05/1994 Talent: Lana Sands, Pearl, Umma, Brea, Kira, Shay Thomas, Cumisha, Gabriella, T.J., and Greta Carlson Length: 1 hr 56 min DVD Layout: Single-sided single layer NOTE: This is a short review for a below average DVD! Overall: This is definitely a below average DVD. I must say the best scene only lasted a minute. . .that being Rodney's popshot on Gabriella's face! DVD Quality: The picture is average as well as the sound. Extras: Very light on the extras. . .only including a flimsy cast set up, two previews, and a slide show. Likes: The second scene starts an attractive blonde lady. . . secretarial looking type. Her name is Pearl. Unfortunately, her glasses and late 1980s detracts from the scene. Man, this lady can suck cock well. Rodney does a decent boning of her, but perhaps the best moment is when he cums all over face and glasses. The brief cumshot on Gabriella is a delight in its own right.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/30/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Rebecca Lord, April, Gina Share, Jon Dough
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1 / 31 / 1996 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Rebecca Lord, April, Roxanne Hall, Gina Share, Jon Dough, Steven St. Croix, Bobby Vitale, and Tom Byron Initial Expectations: Due to the length of the feature and Vivid's record of chopping scenes from movies, I didn't expect to be able to really follow a plot. I hoped that the sex was at least average and didn't feel chopped. Initial Reaction: Very typical Vivid stuff, although it isn't quite what the cover says it is. Nothing really outstanding, but I don't feel like I wasted my time either. Thankfully, the movie appeared like it was to be this short. It didn't feel hacked as some of Vivid's other releases do. Audio /Video Quality: Much better than I expected, although it is from a fairly current release. The audio and video synch very well.
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Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 11/25/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Tyce Bune, McKayla, Rob, Monique, Tina Cheri, Violet Love, Rayveness, Todd Alexander, Rich Handsome, Renee LaRue, Bridgette Kerkove, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Running Time: 110 min. Production Date: 10 / 17 / 1999 through 10 / 22 / 1999 Director: Michael Adam Cast: McKayla, Renee LaRue, Violet Love, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Tina Cheri, Rayveness, Dee, Monique, Marc Davis, Tyce Bune, Brian Surewood, Todd, Rob, and Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: I havent heard much about the Backseat Driver series, but I had some expectations with how many chapters have come out in the series. Ive had very mixed results with Metros DVDs, so I didnt really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Pretty good. If youre in the mood for straight sex with an emphasis on anal, you could do a lot worse. Audio /Video Quality: Pretty good. The audio and video synch very well. Theres only one scene where the music is the only audio. In the remaining scenes, theres a pretty good balance between the audio tracks. There are quite a few spots throughout the feature where you can hear a lot of background chatter.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 11/24/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Rebecca Wild, Isis Nile, Anna Malle, Barbara Doll, Marc Wallice, Lisa Canary
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000 by Draken
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Not Listed on Case Pre Viewing Expectations The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director. The Main Event First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today. The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 137 min. Production Date: 1/20/98 Director: Randy West Cast: Stacy Valentine, Missy, Charlie, Misty Rain, Tye, Vixxen, Shane Tyler, Bridgette Belle, and, of course, Randy West and several of his friends Extras: Photo Gallery and 7 trailers. The cover claims 360 degree real multiple orgasms and moving menus. The moving menus are menus with scenes form the feature. The 360 degree real multiple orgasms does NOT mean multiple angles. Audio Quality: Uneven. It ends up pretty average, but the dialogue is a mixed bag. Sometimes the dialogue is really good, other times it's barely understandable it's so quiet. Video Quality: Typical gonzo quality, which is to say okay at best. Music: None. Initial Expectations: With both Missy and Stacy Valentine here, I had some pretty good expectations. That is, until I saw Randy West. Initial Reaction: Despite having Randy West, it's better than I expected.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000 by Draken
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: Production Info Studio: Sinthetic Stars: Unlisted Pre Viewing Expectations The case pushes the voyeristic side of this feature. It shows grainy photos of women and couples, and says it is digitally enhanced. It mentions hidden cameras, and that it is banned in 36 countries. It goes on to say "the next generation of voyeurism has arrived. The Main Event The first (non-sexual) scene shows a bunch of commando-type people running through a house setting up some hidden cameras in a bathroom. They clear out, and we hit the first solo scene. It is a woman in a shower, the same one which the cameras were planted. This is a quick scene, with just highlights and cut scenes of the shower. We then jump to the first M/F scene, it is of a couple in bed, with the footage shot through the window and from a hidden camera in the air vent. Part way thorugh this scene we see an extreme close-up, from an angle that can't be from the window or the air vent.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Dave Hardman, Raquel DeVine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Blair Segal, Regan Starr, Nancy Vee, Nancy Lee, Herschel Savage, Raquel DeVinne
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Big Bubs
Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 10/18/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Harley Raine, Chris Cannon, McKayla, Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Gia, Jack Napier, Aspen Brock, Clarissa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Nic Andrews is listed as the Director of Photography Cast: Tabitha Taylor, McKayla, Harley Raine, Gia, Clarissa, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, and Jack Napier Extras: Photo gallery and trailers. The photo gallery is the typical quality you find on most DVDs, which unfortunately isn't up to Digital Sin's normal quality. Audio Quality: The scenes have good audio quality, but it's nothing special. Video Quality: Very good. The picture is very clear, which seems normal for Digital Sin's releases. Music: The only music is during a little lead in section for each girl. It's extremely poorly balanced. There's a small interview with the girls during the lead in that can barely be heard under the music.
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Release date: 9/12/2000
Reviewed on: 10/12/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Eric Price, Lexington Steele, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Tasha Hunter, Karina, Mariah Wind, Karinna
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min Production Date: 9/29/99 Director of Photography (No other director listed): Nic Andrews Cast: Jewel De'Nyle, Mariah Wind, Tasha Hunter ,Carina, Lexington Steele, Chris Charming, Nacho Vidal and Eric Price Extras: Trailers and photo gallery. The photo gallery is huge and contains several pictures that aren't in the feature. Audio Quality: Average. There are a few spots where the sound doesn't seem very well balanced. Video Quality: Very good, which seems to be typical of Digital Sin's productions. Music: There is no music during the sex scenes. There's a short lead-in for three of the four girls that has a little music. Initial Expectations: I liked both of the 'Nineteen College Girls' releases that I've seen from Digital Sin. I expect the same type of format with short lead-in story and then better than average sex. Initial Reaction: Disappointment. Review: 'Naughty College School Girls #3' is the most recent addition to one of Digital Sin's newest lines of features.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/8/2000 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Alec Metro, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Laura Palmer, Valentino, Randee Lee, Buck Adams, John West, Carla Lott
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Since I somehow managed to miss the first HEARTFELT video upon its initial release, I can't comment how this sequel compares with the original. However, after viewing this rather hackneyed release, I have to imagine that the first movie was a little better (or at least somewhat popular) or else we would never have seen the likes of HEARTFELT 2. Although Shayla LaVeaux is prominently featured on the cover, and looks as gorgeous as ever, Laura Palmer has the real leading role in the nearly non-existent story. Shayla does have two girl-guy scenes, neither of which are very memorable or ourstanding in any way. The remaining five scenes are unfortunately average, despite some enthusiastic performances who try to generate a little "heart" in this lifeless movie. From the opening scene of this movie, things start off with a bang...a gangbang, to be exact, with Cara Lott at the center of five guys desperately trying to vye for her attention as well as for her sexual orifices. Unfortunately, Ms.
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Release date: 5/17/2000
Reviewed on: 10/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Mickey Lynn, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Randy West, Leena, Lana Sands, Vanessa Chase, Celeste, Taylor Moore, Jordan McKnight, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Krista, Roxanne Blaze, Jasmine Alona, Heather StClair, John Buoy
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Year: 1996 Director: Randy West Cast: Asia Carrera, Felicia, Dyanna Lauren, Celeste, Jenna Jameson, Taylor Moore, Kylie Ireland, Lana Sands, Leena, Mickey Lynn, Vanessa Chase, Krista, Jasmine Aloha, Jordan McKnight, Roxanne Blaze, Draghixa, Heather St. Clair, Marc Davis, Alex Sanders, Randy West, Jake Steed, & John Buoy Extras: Photo gallery, previews, web site info, Randy's gallery Audio Quality: Not too good. There's a lot of echoing. Video Quality: Also not too good. I think it was shot on video and is done in an amateur style. Music: None. Initial Expectations: I wasn't quite sure what to expect here. It's the best of 'Up & Cummers', so it should be good, but gonzo can be really iffy for me. It's also early footage of some of the biggest recent porn stars, so it the least it should at least be fun to see how far they've cum, I mean came, I mean, well you know. Initial Reaction: It's a pretty good look back at some of today's hottest adult stars.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Temptress, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery, Jade Marcela, Anastasia Romanov, Alexa Rae, Kamila, Dani Sexton, Michael Raven, Jon Yuma, Herschel Savage
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Starring : Eric Price, Herschel Savage, Tyce Buné, Chris Cannon, Alexa Rae, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Lauren Montgomery et al. Director/Producer/Screenwriter : Nic Cramer Running Time : 90 minutes Story Synopsis : The whole film is set in the near future, where it is possible to record one's experiences on disc due to a grid you place over your head. If you've seen the mainstream film 'Strange Days' (actually, one of my favourite sci-fi flicks) you more or less know what's going on. For the uninitiated, Nic Cramer is a director who obviously thinks he can reunite the combined talents of Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron and Coppola in his work (Actually, his films all suck but that's just my opinion), and thus bringing us a steady stream of Hollywood rip-offs such as 'Penetrator 2: Grudge Day' or 'Clockwork Orgy', a preview of which is on the DVD. In this one, Eric Price plays a hustler who deals with the 'trigger' discs (for that's what they are called) who are in fact illegal.
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Release date: 7/3/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, Julianne James, Sasha Taylor, Nina De Ponca, Rene Morgan
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Aja, Nina De Ponca, Sasha Taylor, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, & Paul Thomas (in a non - sex role) Extras: Bios, previews, interactive sex, and AVN Awards footage on the movie side. The second side contains three scenes each of anal, threesomes, and outdoor sex. It also has 2 scenes each from Lene', Dyanna Lauren, and Gina Fine. Gina? Oh, Vivid must mean Jeanne Fine. The scenes aren't too bad. They're normal Vivid quality. It also has the Vivid Bonus Disc - read bonus disc review here. Audio Quality: Choice between dolby surround and Dolby 5.1. The sound is pretty good, but it's also pretty obviously dubbed in a lot of places. Video Quality: Very grainy, but 'Brat Force' was filmed in the late 1980s, so it's not bad for the age. Music: I'm not sure, but I think the music was done by Merv and the Mellowtones. I've heard better stuff on elevators.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Heart, Kylie Ireland, Elle Devyne, Coral Sands, Taylor Moore, Kyle Stone, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, and Randy Spears Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and previews. Your typical Adam & Eve extras, although the bios weren't nearly as good as some of their others. They don't even show a picture of the person in the bio. Audio Quality: Although Hi - Fi sound, I thought it was pretty poor. There was very little depth to the sound, there was a lot of background noise and wind noise, and almost every scene was dubbed. Video Quality: Average to slightly better than average. There's a little grain, but that was probably from the original filming. Music: Not bad, but it was very repetitive. There were a couple of spots where the music would end and then the same song would start up again. It wouldn't be bad if it wasn't noticeable, but I noticed.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Devient
Starring: Sean Michaels, Felecia, Mark Davis, Danielle Rogers, Sierra, Violet Love, Bronze, Daneille Rogers, Lauryl Canyon
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Rock That Ass # 4 - DVD Reviewed by: Devient on 9/9/00 Sean Michael is one of those porn stars that I never do get bored watching. Why? First thing is Sean does knows how to treat the women. He always eats the girls out probably cause he likes doing it, or that how it seems. Also his long E.T. fingers he can do some serious one finger probing as he down there. Secondly we all probably know that he does have this 11' inch anaconda that seems to glide into these women like butter. Wow! I still can't get over how he can put his long member in these girls asses and they enjoy it so much, truly amazing. CHAPTER 1: SIERRA black chick with a tight body and big mams: Sean and his partner in crime Mark Davis are sneaking around a Med Lab until they get caught by Sierra. Next thing we see is Sean & Mark are tied up and captive by one girl, LOL (wow she must have skills). Sierra then begins to taunt them by showing them her huge tits, and rubbing up against them.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Roy L. Shaft, Kurious, Selena Del Ray, Jeremy Irons, Julie West, Tanya French, Herschel Savage
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Don Marque
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Director: Don Marque Cast: Kurious, Vivian Valentine, Selena Del Ray, Julie West, Herschel Savage, Roy L. Shaft, and Jeremy Irons Extras: Trailers and Photo Gallery Audio Quality: Average. Some parts are pretty good, others show signs of echoing. Video Quality: Excellent. One of the clearest pictures I've seen in adult films. Music: Pretty average. There are a few spots where it doesn't seem to really fit, but overall it isn't too bad. It also balances fairly well in most of the movie. Initial Expectations: Nineteen College Girls #28 was a lot better than what I would have expected it to be, so I was expecting another really fun porno with really good looking young girls and not much plot. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: Perhaps my expectations were raised too high for 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 25' after watching 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 28' a few weeks ago. Like the rest of the series, 'Nineteen College Girls Vol.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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