American Bukkake 5 Review

American Bukkake #5

JM Productions
Running time: 65 minutes
Cast: Naughtia Childs, Tawny Lyons, Rianna Star, and horde of assorted degenerates, a shit-faced Teri Starr unable to perform

Synopsis:

• Niche video dedicated to the act of Bukkake, or large numbers of men ejaculating on a woman's face (majority of the time)
• One complete mess, one acceptable mess, one unacceptable mess
• Definitely not a conservative or "couples" video

Scenes

All the bukkake scenes are similar.  Victim enters a makeshift scene, sits down, masturbates with an object, a bunch of creepy looking guys appear, they stand at a clap, throw their underwear at the victim yelling "bukkake", masturbate off camera,  then start popping their wads on the victim until they are out of juice, the chick freaks out, everybody gets bored, or the police arrive.

Scene One - Naughtia Childs with a bunch of nut-nog donors

Naughtia is a pleasantly chunky, dark-haired girl staged inside a car repair facility (or parts department, although I'll bet Peak and Zerex weren't begging to have their products on display).  A couple of car stands covered by a blanket for a makeshift stage for the bukkake girl.  Clad only in a pair of bunny ears, Naughtia masturbates with a dildo until a bunch of creepy looking guys appear.  The bukkake starts, and Naughtia is now wearing sunglasses (cheater!) and holding a candy dish (I assume to collect stray jackoff-juice).  At one point a guy trips on the makeshift stage, tumbling into Naughtia and forcing a scene break, unfortunately there is nothing else worth mentioning here.  Naughtia survives with her cute little face for the most part not too slimed, her shades blocked off her eyes, and she dumped the semen in the candy dish before she brought it up to her face.

Scene Two - Tawny Lyons with lots of spooge shooters

The "whorography" for Tawny lists her as a fat, worthless fuck pig that cries herself to sleep every night (dang, what a Hallmark moment) but personally I would take this adorable, long blonde-haired "pig" any day over a lot of twigs and waifs in the business.  Clad in a black one-piece, black fishnet stockings, and a bunny outfit, Tawny enters a room, notices a "BUKKAKE" sign on the wall, then sits down on a couch to masturbate the bukkake boys into the room.  Throughout the whole scene Tawny seems into the whole affair, definitely not freaked out by it.  There are a couple of good pops on her face but most of the goo misses or isn't worthy of mentioning here.  A good performance my Ms. Lyons, even if the role is to sit there for a half-hour while scary looking guys waddle up and squeeze the contents of their weenies on you.

Scene Three - Rianna Star with a gang of baby-batter blasters

Bukkake bride Rianna enters a room full of guys in a full-length bridal gown.  A fully stacked, long-haired brunette, Rianna is only average looking with a mature looking face. After masturbating in front of the bukkake guys with a sizable clear dildo, she starts her bukkake scene out of the bridal dress and seated on the floor with a candy dish (or oversized novelty wine glass, whatever) to collect excess shaft-slime. Unlike previous victims, Rianna has to deal with a couple guys that came loaded, over time her started to glisten with semen and a about a half-cup of the gunk collected into the glass beneath her chin.  The best part though was when one guy, wielding a wiener with an huge foreskin (looked like an elephant trunk), and covered with lube or cream or lotion or something, starts reverse handing load after load after load on a screaming Rianna.  There is about a cup of cum in the dish at the end, which Rianna pours on her chin, letting it run down her neck and ample chest.

The DVD

Audio Quality: Good
Video Quality: Very good but somewhat ruined by flash photography, scenes are just a smidge dark
Extras: chapters, degrading biographies, photo gallery, really good behind the scenes, JM ordering information

Behind the Scenes

A rather disturbing view of Terri Star, drunk and/or stoned, and legally (and probably physically) unable to perform the scene with Rianna.  Not sure whether to feel sad or not, so I won't (not having much sympathy for substance abusers anyways).  Most of the behind the scenes were interviews with the actresses during the make-up stage.  You get to see some of the inner workings of a bukkake, too.

Summary

For anybody into this genre, you would probably rate this movie about a two and half (average one, three and a four), based on each of the scenes in order. When compared to the Japanese bukkake series (where this warped shit originated), this volume in this series falls way short in both quality and quantity, almost embarrassingly so. I've try to scratch through my mind for a reason why anyone without this extreme fetish would like this genre, and I can't think of one, unless you like seeing people humiliated I guess.  The best scene was the last one, with Tawny being the most attractive victim followed by Naughtia then Rianna.  Still, this is a small niche market, a genre dedicated to degrading women with large amounts of semen.  If you are looking for good pop-shots, the law of averages should have produced more on this DVD but overall quality is low.  The DVD itself is packaged very well, with a handful of extras, sensible chapter stops, decent (if a little cheesy) menus and a true "behind the scenes".  Two of the chicks are clad with bunny ears, I'm not sure why unless it has to do with (arguably) the first "holy-fucking-shit what a mess" bukkake from a costume-themed Japanese series featuring an incredibly adorable girl in a pinky bunny outfit.  Way to be original.

Rating:  a weighted average (2.6 genre + 2.6 genre + .5 rest of world / 3 = 1.9) or a weak two stars out of five (below average).