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Boxcover for Private Gold 19: Sex Voyage
Private Gold 19: Sex Voyage

Release date: 5/17/2001
Reviewed on: 7/31/2001 by Speelie

Starring: Dina Jewel, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Atilla, Zoltan Hess, Orsolya Blond, Gloria Green
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jurgen Wolf

Review brief: Directed by Jurgen Woolf Released 1997 VHS, 2001 DVD Cast: Dina Jewel, Susan, Petty, Danielle, Susanna, Orsolya, Roxy, Karen, Orsolya Blond, Eva Tyson, Jack Slater, Zoltan Hess, Attila Hun (aka Nick Lang), Francesco Martin, Andrew Youngman, Rudolf Antrim, Mike Foster (one of the guys is Zenza Raggi under a different name) Sex Voyage is the red-headed step sister to Private's Operation: Sex Seige, shot at the same time with the same cast on a cruise ship in the Mediterranean. The ship, painted with the Private logo, sailed to various ports in the western part of the sea, where Nic Cramer shot intensive set- piece action sequences (and some mediocre sex) for the big budget Sex Seige. My impression is that Sex Voyage had to shoot what it could, when it could, resulting in a so-so movie, one that does not hold up to the Private standard. It doesn't help that the video quality is abyssmal for a DVD, under-lit and with mucho grain. Still, things can't be too bad when Dina Jewel is on hand as star.
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Boxcover for Cool Devices, Operations:1-4
Cool Devices, Operations:1-4

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/25/2001 by dumblonde


Studio: NuTech


Review brief: Directors: 1: Osamu Shimokawa 2: Megumi Saki 3: Hiroshi Matsuda 4: Akira Nishimori Running time: approx. 1 hr. 45 min. total D.O.P. 1998 Cast: n/a Review: After the poor quality of Dirty Little Adult Cartoons #4, I was still left wanting some good cartoon porn ~ and from what I can tell, the only other animated porn out there is Japanese anime, so I gave it a shot. I had heard that there was a lot of violence towards females in anime, and after seeing this, I can confirm that it's worse than I heard. There are four segments, or 'operations' on this disk. Operation 1: Curious Fruit Operation 2: Sacred Girl Operation 3: Lover Doll Operation 4: Kirei Each one is divided into chapters, but nothing links the segments together, other than the overall similarity in the look and mannerisms of the characters. You know the look ~ the huge eyes and tiny mouths that, were it not for the giant boobs, you'd think these girls were 10 years old.
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Boxcover for Fade to Blue
Fade to Blue

Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 7/25/2001 by Peeping Tom

Starring: Asia Carrera, Billy Glide, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, James Bonn, Houston, Nikita, Colt Steel
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief: Cast: Juli Ashton, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Vicca, Houston, Amber Lynn, Mr. Marcus, Mark Davis, Colt Steele, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, James Bonn, Earl Slate. Directed by Michael Ninn. Date of Production: 1997 (DVD released 2000). Running time: ~ 1 hour, 32 minutes. Sitting through "Fade to Blue" is like watching a collision between an extended "VH1"-style music video and a porno flick while zonked on Quaaludes. Imagine gorgeous photography, high production values, a good-looking cast, and dull, slow motion sex set to a bland, ever-present music soundtrack, and you have a good idea of what's in store. "Fade to Blue" tries very hard to be a slick, glossy stab at "art", but does this at the expense of any real excitement in the sex scenes. It's a very pretty flick, really, but its looks can't make up for the fact that I was sorely disappointed with the action. Juli narrates between the scenes, telling memories of her upbringing with her father at a small diner/gas station in the desert, and this is where all the action is set.
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Boxcover for Best by Private 14: Zodiac
Best by Private 14: Zodiac

Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/24/2001 by Comet Man

Starring: Diana, Monika, Andrea, Regina, Sandra, Lolita, Helen Duval, Demia Moore, Cassandra Wild, Gili Sky, Cecile, Gabrielle Scream, Julia Spain, Laura Catwoman
Studio: Private


Review brief: This video is a collection of scenes from various Private movies. It is narrated by two women who match the women in the scenes w/ the astrological symbols; these women go through various states of undress while narrating this and star in their own scene at the end. You can see a full list of the scenes and where they are from here. I won't waste space describing the scenes. What I will spend time describing is the video quality, production, and what the girls look like. The girls are all predictably amazing looking except for the old blond, Helen Duvall, and Julia Spains. What disappointed me the most about this video is that some of the scenes look like they were dubbed off a crappy VHS tape. This includes scene 2 and scene 6 and scene 7 and scene 8. On the amazing babe side, Regina (scene 10) has legs that go on forever. It's too bad the scene was screwed up by being obviously shortened. Lolita (scene 7), Laura (scene 8), Diane (scene 5) and Cecilia (scene 2) area also awesome.
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Boxcover for Dirty Little Adult Cartoons 4
Dirty Little Adult Cartoons 4

Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 7/20/2001 by dumblonde

Starring: Paul Thomas, Keisha, Erica Boyer, Nikki Charm
Studio: Hollywood Video


Review brief: Category: cartoon/anime Director: n/a Running time: 85min Date of Production: best guess: sometime between 1960 - 1985 Cast: voices of Keisha, Nikki Charm, Erica Boyer, Paul Thomas Review: Why can't America produce any cartoon porn? Are decent cartoonists that well paid here, as opposed to Denmark, Germany, Spain, and the Lesser Antilles (whatever THAT is), where these were originally done? When exactly they were dubbed in English, I'm not sure, I assume sometime in the 1900's. This is volume 4 of several, but the only one I've seen. It consists of 10 cartoons of varying quality, but all had a washed-out, old look to them. The sound is terrible and you'll need to keep your remote handy to keep adjusting it. There was no main menu, no chapters, and no extras. I suppose if you're into cartoons more than I am, you might enjoy these. I'm not a big fan of Japanese anime - but after seeing this, I might learn to appreciate it more.
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Boxcover for Nina Hartley's Guide To Foreplay
Nina Hartley's Guide To Foreplay

Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 7/18/2001 by Trunks

Starring: Missy, Nina Hartley, Mickey G., Midori
Studio: Adam & Eve


Review brief: Running Time: 78 Minutes. Director: Nina Hartley. Cast: Nina Hartley, Missy, Midori, Mickey G., and one other guy. Extras: Bio of Nina Hartley. Lettering was too small. Video/Audio Quality: Picture had a grainy look but it was only slight. Picture overall was okay. Audio was descent for the most part too. Themes: Touching/masturbation, oral, and toys. Review: Nina starts off with Midori and her guy friend (husband?) explaining the intricacies of touching and learning about one's partner. She takes us through the process of sexual awakening and arousal. She points out tips for guys and also emphasizes listening to one's partner. At the end of this segment, Nina helps Midori climax to one hell of an orgasm. Midori shook like a person having a seizure almost. It was something to see. After this Nina whacks off Mickey G. with Missy nearby. There really wasn't much else to the scene. Defintely not as much instructional matter to this scene as there was in the Midori scene.
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Boxcover for Flesh Peddlers 6
Flesh Peddlers 6

Release date: 6/20/2001
Reviewed on: 7/13/2001 by Kobiata

Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Lauren Montgomery, Alexa, Caroline, Wendi Knight, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Marin
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves

Review brief: Flesh Peddlers 6 by Greg Alves Metro DVD/ April 1999 / 111 Minutes   DISC FEATURES   Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Single Layer   Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3   Audio: - English   Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access   Additional Features: - Slideshow Starring: Maren, Lauren Montgomery, Wendi Knight, Caroline, Vivian Valentine, and Alexa Rae Synopsis: Six sex vignettes! Overall: This is an example of a release that is blah and bland. There is nothing spectacular about Flesh Peddlers 6. DVD Quality: The video quality is questionable since I experienced pixelation problems during the intro credits, although it could be my DVD player. I only say this because sometimes, the intro did not become scrambled, while other times it did. Extras: I liked the idea of making a slideshow with full motion footage going on in the background.   LIKES: Nothing! DISLIKES: Has Metro heard of truth-in-advertising? Probably not, since when you select the releases button, it says to flip to side B. Unlike oth
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Boxcover for Fame is a Whore on Butt Row
Fame is a Whore on Butt Row

Release date: 6/6/2001
Reviewed on: 7/12/2001 by Peeping Tom

Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Jake Steed, Rick Masters, Joey Silvera, Chandler, Sean Rider, Christian Steele, Tyler Blaze, Amber Woods, Bridgette Belle, Papillon, Darian Laquoix, Tori D., Ray Swaze, Payton Alexander, Traci Light
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: Cast: Amber Woods, Papillon, Bridgette Belle, Chandler Steele, Darian LaQuoix, Tyler, Tori D., Peyton Alexander, Traci Light, Peter North, Rick Masters, Christian Steele, Sean Rider, Ray Swazy, Tom Bryon, Sean Michaels, Joey Silvera, John Smith (nonsex role). Directed by Joey Silvera. Date of Production: 1996 (released June 2001). Running time: ~ 2 hours 12 minutes. Screenshots (Explicit Content) I haven't watched anything directed by Joey Silvera in a few years, but I have liked the few titles I've seen, and he comes across as a decent enough fellow. But I confess I found "Fame..." pretty lacking; a few of the scenes were a veritable chore for me to get through, and most of the girls didn't do much for me. Although the sex was fairly nasty, much of it felt rather drawn-out and tedious. Some of the other "Butt Row" installments were significantly better than this one; here's hoping that those efforts make it to DVD before too long, and that they leave this disc in the dust. I can't say that I could get much out of this one.
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Boxcover for Topless Window Washers
Topless Window Washers

Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/12/2001 by Diville

Starring: Channone, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, Montana Gunn, Crystal Gold
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury

Review brief: Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me.
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Boxcover for She-Male Circus
She-Male Circus

Release date: 6/6/2001
Reviewed on: 7/9/2001 by -lunacy-

Starring: Sabrina, Andrea, Marcia Crawford, Tyla Poena, Downtown, Maralia, Daniella S.
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: *For ease of understanding will use she/her/woman in reference to she males. Initial thoughts~ I suppose if you're Joe Blow Closet Curious about transgenderal folk this would be a good choice. But if your looking for hot TG sex, forget it. This truly was more of a circus that anything else, a display of transgender, mid-operation (have hormone or surgically created breasts and still have testicles and penis) she males. Extra's menu~ Left me saying what extra's? The "fetish menu" is 8 stills of scenes from the feature, isn't that what the chapter menu is for? Includes fun things like rimming & finger anal, didn't seem too "fetishy" to me being that this is a TG DVD. The only extra I found had an substance was the photo gallery, it was extensive although I did notice they all seemed to be taken the same day all in the same costumes. (no time for a foto shoot?) Overall~ -The age old, are they fake or real takes on a whole new meaning in the TG world.
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Boxcover for Private Penthouse 3: Dangerous Things
Private Penthouse 3: Dangerous Things

Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 7/6/2001 by Speelie

Starring: David Perry, Andrea, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Isabelle, Sandra, Nacho Vidal, Katja Love, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Carmen Santana
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo

Review brief: Directed by Antonio Adamo Released 7/00 Cast: Sylvia Saint, Katja Love, Lea DeMae, Sandra, Alexa (aka Krisztina Bella), Andrea, Isabel, David Perry, Leslie Taylor, Franco Roccaforte, Nacho Vidal, Nick Lang I wasn't sure what to expect before viewing this. I had high hopes because of the beautiful cast, but I also remembered watching an Adamo video some months ago, and hating it due to the lack of heat in the sex scenes. As I watched Dangerous Things 1, I noticed again and again that Adamo put in touches that screamed out, "This is ART, dammit!" Subtlety gives way to ostentation. The movie begins with Sylvia Saint (gorgeous blonde Czech with a perfect body, as if you didn't know) describing the recent lack of success in her writing career. Actually, it is another actress with less of an accent, and her voice isn't nearly as sexy as Sylvia's. I wondered if this was a bad sign. As the voice over describes her love for her boyfriend, he appears in the person of David Perry.
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Boxcover for Everybody Wants Some
Everybody Wants Some

Release date: 4/18/2001
Reviewed on: 7/3/2001 by Kobiata

Starring: Jill Kelly, Misty Rain, Shelby Stevens, Missy, Caressa Savage, Christi Lake, Tabitha, Yvonne, Cumisha Amado, Tracy Love, Paisley Hunter, Goldie Star
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bionca

Review brief: Everybody Wants Some Everybody Wants Some by Bionca Nutech Digital/ June 1996 / 116 Minutes   DISC FEATURES   Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Dual Layer   Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3   Audio: - English   Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access   Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Biographies -  Trailers Starring: Shelby Stevens, Missy, Misty Rain, Jill Kelly, Yvonne, Christy Lake, Tracy Love, Paisley Hunter, Goldie Starr, Tabitha, Caressa Savage and Cumisha Amado Synopsis: The ladies lube up for plenty of lesbian action with sex toys galore! Overall: The lesbian sex was too nasty for my tastes.   DVD Quality:  Surprisingly, for a 1996 video, the A/V quality is great. Extras: Let's start and end only with the good. The slideshow pictures are of excellent quality since they are sharp and full screen.  LIKES: NONE DISLIKES: EVERYTHING Scene One: Yvonne Yvonne, the redhead, is a bland office. After talking to Goldie Star on the phone, she plays with herself, but first she lubes up. W
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Boxcover for Freshman Fantasies 6
Freshman Fantasies 6

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2001 by Endorphin

Starring: Katie, Maria [I] (ambiguous), Vanessa, Alyssa, Stacy, Aggie
Studio: Digital Playground


Review brief: Starring: Vanessa, Caroline, Maria, Katie, Alyssa Allure, Stacy, Aggie, Sandy, Alex Sanders, Ian Daniels Pros: Vanessa, chicks masturbating, Katie and Aggie Cons: masturbation scenes are not well done, a scene I just could not bare to watch, a very unenthusiastic performance, editing When I first got a DVD player I was eager to snatch up porn. Oddly enough I had never purchased it on VHS. So, at the time I was not sure what to look for. The Pick Up Lines series was not on DVD yet, very few masturbation titles were available, and I didn't want to just go with old stand-by Racquel Darrian titles. I wanted something different. I wanted something with porn new-cummers. Unfortunately I had not heard of ADT (that's Adult DVD Talk. Its almost like this paragraph is a plug.) yet. So what do I do? I guess I follow the crowd and see what everybody else is buying. If its popular it must be good, right? Well, I saw that this title was one of the top sellers so I ordered it and drooled in anticipation.
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Boxcover for Blowjob Fantasies (Toxxxic / Metro)
Blowjob Fantasies (Toxxxic / Metro)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2001 by Endorphin

Starring: Candy Vegas, Inari Vachs, Rebecca Wild, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Timber, Jacklyn Lick, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Bianca Trump, Sunshine Blue, Tangerine, Nellie Pierce, Zina Fox, Phyllisha Blue, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro


Review brief: Starring: Sydnee Steele, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Melanie Stone, Sabrina Johnson, Tangerine, Bianca Trump, Phyllisha Blue, Nellie Pierce, Timber, Candy Vegas, Sunshine Blue, Zina Fox, Rebecca Wild, Jacklyn Lick, Inari Vachs Pros: Melanie Stone's ass!!, fantasy driven, Sydnee's body, intensity of scene with Candy Apples and Katie Gold, don't see the guy's face Cons: most of the girls were not very attractive, weak cum shots For me, this DVD provided the classic example of a DVD that does not live up to the expectations of the trailer. I saw the trailer and was very eager to see all of those hot chicks giving head. I couldn't wait to see it. I especially was eager to see that girl on the stairs (later I found out it was Melanie Stone). What a great ass? Now that I look back on it, the trailer was a classic case of quick editing and graphics covering up things that may persuade the person not to buy it. The really vital information was not given.
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Boxcover for Brazilian Hot Truckers
Brazilian Hot Truckers

Release date: 6/6/2001
Reviewed on: 6/25/2001 by joeblow69

Starring: Marcio Rosa, Marcello Cabrall, Gilson Cury, Beto Ribeiro, Alexandre Senna, Reynaldo Costa, Eduardo Galisteu, Lucas Rezende
Studio: Sunshine


Review brief: Scene One Our first hot trucker is driving down the road, minding his own business, when all of a sudden, a cop flags him down and wants to do a surprise inspection (of the truck). The cop finds the truckers gay porno mag, and we segue quite nicely into some good ol fashion cock sucking. Both these guys are big, beefy types, and are actually quite cute. The trucker has an awesome cock its long and thick, just how I like em! The cops is rather small though, so we dont see it much. Anyway, the copper chows down on that big prick for a while, until the trucker decides its time to part the cops hairy buns and shove his sausage up there. I love the way the cop winces the first time hes penetrated! Theres a heck of a whole lot of fucking in this scene, then the trucker lets loose with a great big cumshot that splatters all over the place. Great stuff! Scene Two Out next hot trucker is the incredibly sexy studmuffin on the cover of the DVD. Hes not quite a tan in real life, but still more than enough to make my dick stand to attention.
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Boxcover for Pretty Girls (Sin City)
Pretty Girls (Sin City)

Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Brad

Starring: Shay Sweet, Felecia, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Eva, Alexa, Brooke Lane, Katja Kean, jessica drake, Bonita Saint, Dani Sexton, Deven Davis, Antonia, Kristy Myst
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Michael Raven

Review brief: Scene One - Drive In Lovin - Kristi Myst The first 2 minutes or so shows Kristi out side a 50s style drive in / burger joint set. She is dressed in a Pink sweater and a strapless top with her hair done in a bee hive style do. She flirts with the camera in various poses flashing her breasts and ass. I have been a fan of Kristis for a while and she seems to be enjoying herself more so than usual here as she genually smiles at the camera while teasing the viewer. A nice feature was some of the camera shots were done in black and white, complete with the moving vertical black lines, to try to enhance the 50s style of TV. Cut to an in car make out scene with a combo hand / blow job from Kristi. it surprised me how much she was smiling throughout this. She also made some good eye contact with the male actor (name unknown). She rides him while in the car for awhile before he does her doggy style outside the car.
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Boxcover for Debbie Does 'Em All 3 (NuTech)
Debbie Does 'Em All 3 (NuTech)

Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2001 by Black Coffee

Starring: Scott Irish, Barbara Dare, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Alexis Storm, Carol Cummings, Sasha Gabor, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies, Brett
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Adam York

Review brief: Director: Adam York Screenwriter: Todd Sellers Director of Photography: Ken Peterson Year of Release: 1989 Runtime: 79 min. Original Format: Video Cast: Barbara Dare, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies (aka Carol Cummings), Alexis Storm, Scott Irsh (Irish), Don Fernando, Buck Adams, Sasha Gabor, Brett (Next) One of the many adult films that feature a 'Debbie' doing someone or something, this one is nothing special. Barbara Dare plays Debbie, "America's Most Desired" woman, in a story that is painfully simple. Hal (Brett Next) is the host of a television show called "America's Most Desired." He has toured the country in search of the most desirable woman in America. He is now down to four finalists that he proceeds to showcase for our viewing pleasure. Finalist #1: An ugly hairdresser named Carolyn Carter (Carol Cummings) with dark hair and a bad boob job. The stats that are flashed on the screen say she is 26 years old, but 46 seems closer to the truth.
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Boxcover for Stiff Company
Stiff Company

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/3/2001 by Feels So Right

Starring: Emilio Sands, Kody Fields, Danny, Paul Morgan, Rickee, Frankie V., Leo Masters
Studio: Metro


Review brief: This DVD isn't completely awful. Its biggest flaw is that three of the four scenes couple one guy I really find attractive with one guy I find utterly repulsive, to varying degrees, while the fourth features two handsome-deficient performers. Here's a breakdown: The package: Pretty standard stuff. At least the cast pictured in the artwork actually appears in this title! Stars: Paul Morgan, Emilio Sands, Kody Fields, Frankie V., Leo Masters, Rickee, Danny, and someone who apparently wishes to remain anonymous. To be honest, I don't know who any of these guys are except Paul Morgan and Emilio Sands, and the credits don't match actor to name, so I won't be addressing anyone by their stage name except them. The Menu: Actually kind of nice. It's animated, which is sort of unusual for something done on the cheap. Paul and Emilio appear in the background while a not-bad jazz theme plays, and then the two ugliest cast members rise up in the middle, which totally ruins it. Oh, well.
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Boxcover for Jock Strap (Vivid)
Jock Strap (Vivid)

Release date: 5/1/2001
Reviewed on: 5/29/2001 by joeblow69

Starring: Seth Black, Scott Davis, Paul Carrigan, Johnny Thrust, James Perry, Doug Jeffries, Zach Richards, David Pierre, Brian Anger, Tiffany Twat
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Michael Zen

Review brief: As a rule, I generally ignore Vivid releases. After all the Vivid compilations Ive seen in my day, Ive come to the realization that they generally dont have much that Im interested in. Sure, every now and then theyll have a good scene, but that seems to be the exception to the rule. That being said, it looks like Vivid found out what it would take to get me to buy another Vivid flick. Jockstraps! How could I pass up a movie called Jockstrap? Not only that, but one of the special features promised on the back of the DVD is called VR Technology experience the Virtual Reality World. That sure sounds cool! So I was actually pretty excited to get my grubby little hands of this flick. Disappointment #1: There is only 1 jockstrap in this movie! Disappointment #2: There are no football uniforms in this movie! The guys may be wearing football pants on the cover, but they sure arent wearing anything like that in the movie! Disappointment #3: There is no lockerroom scene! All the sex happens outdoors.
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Boxcover for Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 4: The Bewitching Countess (NuTech)
Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 4: The Bewitching Countess (NuTech)

Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2001 by astroknight


Studio: NuTech


Review brief: Running Time: 49 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: Kazumasa Muraki Cast: Anime Initial Expectations: The first three episodes in the series were pretty good and quite different. Im hoping for more of the same here, although Id like a little more consensual sex. Initial Reaction: Its better than I expected after reading reviewers review . Its well written but quite sick in parts. Who Should Watch It : Fans of science fiction, mythology, and porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see consensual sex all the time. Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very good. It looks and sounds as good as Ive ever heard anime. Music: The music has the feel of a lot of anime. It fits the feature very well and adds a lot of emotion to it. Menus: Theres some decent animation that fits the feature pretty well. The Feature: Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 4 takes a more feudal approach once again.
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Boxcover for Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 1: The Tower of Lust (NuTech)
Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 1: The Tower of Lust (NuTech)

Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 5/22/2001 by astroknight


Studio: NuTech


Review brief: Running Time: 44 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Kanenari Tokiwa Cast: Anime Initial Expectations: After reading reviewers review Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: There are some good ideas here, but I think it could have been done differently a lot better (say without the gang rapes). Who Should Watch It : Sci-fi porno fans. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who enjoys watching completely consensual sex. Audio /Video Quality: It looks and sounds very good. Music: The music has a definite eastern feel to it and matches a lot of the feature. Disc Problems: BEWARE of this DVD! Many of them are missing the English language subtitle. This is okay if you speak Japanese, but I cant say that I know anybody who does. To my knowledge, all of the Imma Youj0 Box Sets contain the defective DVD. Im going to break from my normal rule of not mentioning a specific e-tailer here. I received the Imma Youja Box Set for review and had the bad DVD.
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Boxcover for Naughty Nurses 2 (Outlaw)
Naughty Nurses 2 (Outlaw)

Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Rick Masters, Tabitha Stevens, Aggie, Mickey G., Chennin Blanc, Dayton Rains
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Stefan Rossini

Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 11 / 99 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Tabitha Stevens, Chennin Blanc, Dayton Raines, Aggie, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., and Rick Masters Initial Expectations: After reading reviewers review Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its an okay feature but one that shows some neglect and doesnt pay too much attention to the nurse theme. Who Should Watch It : Anybody with an extreme nurse fetish. Who Should Avoid It: People with a mild nurse fetish Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies. You can hear most everything, but that includes some background noises and directions as well as the sound. The outdoor scene also have a few problems with wind noise and some of the pop shot sequences are poorly dubbed. In a couple spots, the audio cut out completely for a second or two. The video is pretty clear but does show some grain at times. Music: None. Menus: As normal with Outlaws DVDs, the menus are very simple.
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Slave to Fashion, A

Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 5/10/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Alex Sanders, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Azlea, Steve Taylor [I], Nicolette, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Paul Cox, Nancy Vee, Janis Jones, Amaretta, David Steel, Jessica Conners, Paul Loxxx, Colt Steel
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans

Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Nicolette, Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Raquel Devine, Jessica Jewel, Nancy Vee, Azlea Antistia, Claudia Chase, Janis Jones, Amaretta, Jessica Conners, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Taylor, Paul Cox, and David Steele Initial Expectations: Fairly high. I really enjoy a lot of Nick Orleans other movies that Adam & Eve has released such as The Garden Party, Fire & Ice, and Serenade. Initial Reaction: The movie is okay but not one of Mr. Orleans best and brought down by the technical aspects. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a light porno. Who Should Avoid It: Fans of nasty sex. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is dubbed, and much of the dubbing is done very poorly. The video isnt much better. Theres a slight grain to the video and some of the pixelation is very bad. There are also a few flashes of other colors and color blocks at some points in the movie.
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Boxcover for Overtime: Awesome Asians
Overtime: Awesome Asians

Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 5/1/2001 by Very Dirty Boy

Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Leanni Lei, Sean Michaels, Jake Steed, Mia Smiles, Isis Nile, Kitty Yung, Brooke Ashley, Mr. Marcus, Alexis Dane, Jasmine Aloha, Julian St. Jox, Gaile, Papillion, Jon Golden
Studio: Video Team


Review brief: This DVD is your typical no-budget porn disc. There are a few girls who could rank as "cute", and the only girls who are borderline hot are Asia Carrera and Kitty Yung. In fact, Asia Carrera has been in the business so long that it seems like she's in every single video that has the word "asians" in the title. I don't even watch her anymore! Too many of the other chicks are skanky ho's. In fact, some of these girls don't even look asian. How did they get on this DVD? The sex is mostly uninspired and boring. The only redeeming quality I could mention is that in a couple of scenes it's fun to watch small Asian girls get pounded by huge black dicks... but even in those scenes, the girls really don't seem like they're into it. They make noise, but in some cases it sounds more like cows mooing than chicks getting rammed. The only extra feature to speak of is a series of phone sex ads. Boooooooring. If you get this disc, I'm guessing there will be maybe two or three scenes (out of 16) that you'll like and the rest is pretty lame.
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Real Female Masturbation 3

Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/24/2001 by Endorphin

Starring: Cassie, Michelle, Angelina, Kelsie Chambers, Monica Lopez, Maria Madison
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West

Review brief: Starring: Kelsie Chambers, Maria Madison, Michelle, Cassie, Monica Lopez, Angelina Pros: Chicks Masturbating!, Kelsie's rythmic motion, Monica's incredible looks and eagerness, the women seem comfortable Cons: self-indulgent porn (and I'm not talking about the chicks), guest appearances by Randy West's penis, Randy talks too damn much, low quality audio/video, does two sisters masturbating together count as incest?, who was that other person in the room?, menu music much louder than sound on movie Pop quiz hot shot: Suppose you are directing a porno of females masturbating. Do you think most people who would buy that type of movie care whether or not you get off? Do you think they would want to see shots of you stroking yourself? If you are a man and you answered 'no' to both of the above call up New Machine and tell them you want to direct. They could use someone like you.
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