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Young As They Cum 7 (Digital Sin) Review

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Studio: Digital Sin

Category:  Barely Legal

Directed by: Andre Madness

Starring: Julian, Tony Tedeschi, Daisy, Joel Lawrence, Lee Stone, Austin, Brittney Skye, Austin O'Riley, Mandy Roberts

Released on: 10/8/2002

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Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  12/22/2002
Young As They Cum 7
Studio:
Digital Sin
Director:
Andre Madness / Brandon
Cast:
Daisy, Brittney, Valaria, Austin, Mandy, Lee Stone, Joel Lawrence, Tony Tedeschi, Julian
Running time:
1hr 30mins
Video Format:
NTSC / All regions
Audio Format:
Dolby 2.0

Yes, I know, another "young" themed series, but having been pleasantly surprised by my first encounter with the series (#4), I was keen to see how it was progressing, especially with that cute little Daisy peeking out from the box cover. So, five scenes, all boy-girl, no anal, but hot sex promised - is it going to be another case of don't believe the hype?

Daisy
The set-up here is quite well acted, if faintly sleazy in nature (householder Lee Stone offers pretty, perky brunette Daisy an easier way to raise $500 for a school trip than selling magazines door-to-door). As we cut to a shot of Daisy, already well into giving Lee a succulent wet blowjob, it's obvious that she's nowhere near as innocent as her little girl clothes and bunched hair would suggest. Indeed, covered in tattoos and utterly adept with her mouth on Lee's cock (she plays with it like a little pup with a bone), the reality is in stark contrast to her sweet faced, box cover image.

After Lee's used tongue and fingers to prime her slot for a good old fucking, she's like a toy in his hands. His big dick makes her squeal, and smile, and her nice medium tits wobble appealingly. Watch the volume control, her hyper sonic yodelling may wake the neighbours! Oh, too late. Looking positively manic, Lee really gives her a pounding. She looks slightly concerned. After taking it a little easier, Lee pops on her face and she tries to blow it off, like she's going "Yuk!" If this is the easy way to make $500, I'd hate to see him making it hard for her…

Mandy
If that scene started sleazy, this one is cheesy. Tousle-haired brunette Mandy tries on underwear and dreamily admires her figure in the mirror, and yes, she just about does look as wholesome as she does on the box cover. Lee emerges from the wardrobe, like her dream guy or something, and they smile insincerely at each other. Absolutely nauseating.

They kiss, he licks her twat, she sucks his dick, and they enjoy some extremely non-descript sex together on the bed. She's not an especially compelling performer, and certain positions don't flatter her looks - let's just say she doesn't have a strong jaw line. Otherwise, she's pretty enough. It's nice to watch her move her butt back in doggy, the best position to show her off, but maybe it's just the soporific effect of the music that's making my attention wander…oh, yes, he's popped on her face. The end. Next!

Brittney
Having made a reasonable impression in a very earthy scene with Bobby Vitale in YATC #4, I was quite happy to see buxom blonde airhead (which may just be the character she plays here, honestly) Brittney wiggling her way back on to the screen. Again, there's a hint of sleaze about the set-up, but also more of a naughty thrill too, as bar owner Joel Lawrence demands a blowjob if she wants the dancing job she seeks. He sits her, still wearing her clinging shorts, in a water feature on the terrace where the scene happens (the strong light causes major problems in picture quality, spoiling what's one of the sexually stronger scenes), and makes her beg for his cock. The lollipop-slurping lass complies and shows off some real talent.

On to a glass top table, and Joel peels off her sodden shorts to get at her temptingly plump pussy, dousing them both with water as they fuck. With her big, probably enhanced (not 100% but I reckon they can't be all natural) tits and armband tattoo, not to mention a really dirty mouth, she's hardly classy but she's kind of cute too, and it's nice to watch her get stuffed and really seem to be into it. Out into the sun, where she bounces herself on Joel's cock before the sunlight gleaming off her big ass in doggy looks like a full moon rising. More strong sex with a little verbal sparring and a tit fuck to come shooting conclusion wraps up the scene. Shame the director makes no provision for the light that really detracts from the action.

Valaria
This vivacious young brunette, with her tanned, toned and particularly lean body and perky little tits is quite a contrast to Brittney. In the snigger-inducing set-up, which uses that old porno plumber routine, Valaria comes to an agreement with repairman Tony Tedeschi, for it is he, to pay the bill in kind. He whips off her top and shorts, and eats her pussy, which she seems to either enjoy or find amusing, I'm not sure which. Me? Well, I hate to bang on about it but there are few sights in porn I enjoy less than seeing Tony eating pussy. Sorry, it's nothing personal, so let's not dwell on it one second longer…

After a blowjob, in which Valaria looks positively wicked as she sucks cock, they get into some of the tastiest sex of the movie. I have to give Tony a bit of credit because his cock does seem to do the trick for Valaria, which is really what it's all about. Maybe she's a good actress, but she has a faraway look in her eye as she rides him, her taut body arching. We can only imagine what's going on in that tight little pussy. A couple of position changes later, Tony drops a load in her mouth. This scene is definitely better shot and edited than the others, but I could have taken more of this - it's just over too soon.

Austin
Julian plays a director casting actress Austin O'Reilly for a role, but there's only one kind of part she'll be getting. Sorry about that gag, it won't happen again. Blonde Austin is on the bed, looking in superb in a white see-through nightie and tiny panties that contrast sharply with her luscious tanned curves, her hair tumbling all the way down to her full ass. Liking a girl with tattoos and piercings might seem to go against the grain for me, but I can't help it, there's something about Austin all right.

Sad to report, then, that there's absolutely nothing about this scene. It looks too dull, too dark and contrasty for a start and not only are Austin's looks not flattered by the visuals, the sex is nothing to write home about either. Indeed, I'd say the failure to get any of her personality across (as in, say, A Group Thing or particularly Cum Swapping Sluts #3) is criminal. Anyway, her character here is prepared to do whatever it takes to get the gig. Sucking Julian's dick while showing off her scrumptious big booty for a start, then getting that big ass going while riding on top. Then it's to doggy, and while her evidently wet pussy makes Julian's cock glisten, there's no sense that the pair click sexually and as the scene proceeds it just looks like she'd rather get it over with. Her wish is finally granted when Julian pops on her face, she sucks him a little prior to a rapid fade to black.

Overall
Maybe it was because I was coming from a position of low expectations that I found #4 quite pleasing, but it's a touch disappointing to find that subsequent encounters (#5, and now #7) leave me feeling that there's little else to see. It appears that there's no sense of progress - the same sort of cheap and cheerful set ups, leading into straightforward sex scenes with some quite appealing girls and a modicum of humour, take us so far and stop. The approach is also slapdash - the scenes look like they could fit into any similar series (e.g. Naughty College Schoolgirls) with no problems, and feel formulaic even though they seem to have been shot by different directors.

Andre Madness, in my admittedly limited experience, seems to churn this stuff out in his sleep, and I wonder if that's actually Brandon, as in Iron, who's co-credited - the movie certainly lacks the kind of edge you'd expect from him, and I can't imagine he'd involve himself with such mundane material as this. Momentarily diverting perhaps, but Young As They Cum #7 is strictly generic porno fluff and does nothing to stand out from the crowd.

DVD Comments

As I've mentioned a couple of times above, the picture quality is simply not up to scratch in my book. Some scenes are too dark, some are way too bright, colours are generally weak and the picture is often grainy and lacking sharpness. I can imagine there are quite a few issues with source footage, cameras, lighting and so on but that's hardly my concern - it doesn't cut the mustard, whatever the reasons. As is too often the case, the promise of those alluring box cover pics goes unfulfilled. I find it hard to believe that directors and editors can sit there and look at footage - and I am talking about technical quality only - like some of the scenes here and think, "Yeah, we can use that!" and expect people to pay good money for it. I think they should bite the bullet, take the loss and can the scene. I really don't think the punters should pay for a director's mistakes. Anyway, the sound is good, though again this means overly loud music. The extras are the same old crap Digital Sin have been padding out their discs with for far too long now. Time to do something better - Digital Sin DVDs look like poorer value every time I see one.



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