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Bridgette's Hellions Review

Jill Kelly Productions

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Reviewed by Hardware  on  2/18/2003
Director: Michael Zen

Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Miko Lee, Dee, Briana Banks, Stevie, Dale DaBone, Eric Everhard, Lee Stone, Mickey G., Bobby Vitale and Ron Jeremy as the Devil.

Writer: Raven Touchstone

Extras:
Cast: A brief interview with each girl - we learn that Bridgette likes anal, Miko likes anal AND men and women, Briana doesn't have much to say and Stevie was a dancer in Texas.
Trailer: It's of the movie, WTF?
Behind the Scenes: A tour of the location, the girls getting made up, Michael walking Ron and Bridgette through a scene, etc. Nothing particularly interesting, unfortunately.
Chapter selection.

Cut to the chase:
Bridgette's desire, expressed in her cast interview, that everyone be satisfied with her movie will probably only be fulfilled for her hardcore fans. The plot is acceptable but it suffers in execution, never rising above high-school standards. Maybe it will make a good comedy after a few beers. As for the sex, nothing stood out besides a brief interlude in Miko and Dee's scene; you'll know it when you see it.

Plot: Hell is freezing because of a drop-off in new souls. The Devil wants his daughter to do something about it. His plan is for her to go to Washington and acquire the souls of two senators (played by Dale and Mickey). We can only assume these two are just the first step, or hell's even smaller than it looks here. Anyway, she hooks up with each senator and tries to give them what they want in exchange for their souls. Unfortunately she bungles it each time. Though she has competition from the angel 'Gabe,' in the end she does get one soul (I think?), so her dad's happy and he sends her on to get more..queue the sequel.

Notes:
1)To keep this manageable I'm going to describe the sex scenes and skip over the plot insertions.
2) No condoms were used
3) Cuts are used throughout to transition from one sex position to the next.

Scenes:
# 1: Dale DaBone and Miko Lee
Dale eats Miko's pussy & fingers her ass. Miko sucks Dale's cock, including some POV, no-hands head and deep-throat. As noted, all positions are spliced: mish, doggie, RAC. The scene was warm, but coitus was interrupted by the machinations of the plot. Miko does come back to suck him off.

# 2: Bridgette, Eric and Bobby
Bridgette sucks their cocks, putting both in her mouth at the same time. Bobby does Bridgette doggy style while she fellates Eric. Bridgette gets anal spoon from Eric, then a missionary DAP, Bobby on top and doing all the movement. Bobby and Bridgette do vaginal mish before the boys come on her face, one at a time. I found the scene warm, but I'm not a big fan of Bridgette so your response may vary.

# 3: Miko and Dee
Real kisses, real fondling and some convincing pussy eating make this the most realistic scene so far. Miko starts out on Dee, then Dee returns the favor, including some very erotic tonguing and kissing of Miko's neck, unfortunately brief. Dee takes a strap on to Miko in mish. The obligatory lizard-tonguing was kept to a minimum and, while nobody blew a gasket, it looked like the girls really enjoyed themselves.

# 4: Mickey G. and one, make that two, love dolls, which turn into Stevie and Briana
Mickey fucks Stevie RC while eating Briana's pussy. Then it's Briana in mish while Stevie sits on her face. Stevie rides Mickey while Briana lies between his legs and licks his balls. Shots of Briana's ass arched up in the air here are probably the best part of the scene. Briana gives Stevie head while Mickey fucks Briana in the ass doggy style. Unfortunately, in a practice all too common, the ass pounding we see from in close behind doesn't match the tempo of the 'fucking' we see when the shot changes to in front of Briana. Dammit, is continuity so hard to achieve?! Mickey lies on his back and the girls suck his cock before he jerks off, missing them almost entirely. Briana keeps wanting to look at the camera and crack up..bad devil-girl, no biscuit!

# 5: Bridgette and Lee Stone
Bridgette sucks Lee's cock before taking him in her ass in standing doggy. Cut to vaginal mish, then pile driver anal. We see an edited "A2M" before more anal. Bridgette streches her anus so Lee can come in it, then turns over on hands and knees so he can scoop the excess onto his finger and put it in her mouth. Umm, OK.

Ron chortles that Hollywood is next. THE END (thank God).



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