Bridgette's Hellions Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/14/2003

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: 11 / 28 / 2000 - 12 / 03 / 2000

Director: Michael Zen

Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Briana Banks, Dee, Miko Lee, Stevie, Erik Everhard, Lee Stone, Mickey G., Bobby Vitale, Dale DaBone, and Ron Jeremy in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: I don’t know what it is, but this one both interests me and scares me.

Initial Reaction: It isn’t hell, but it sure as heck isn’t heaven either.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Bridgette Kerkove

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and nasty anal action

Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality varies throughout the movie. Some of it is horribly off balance, some of it is obviously dubbed, and some of it is extremely well balanced. Luckily, more of it is good than bad. The video is clear and nicely lit, and mixes in a bit of the matted widescreen format with the full screen format. The matted format isn’t always done the best, as you can sometimes see the lines around the edges of the box.

Music: The music mixes many styles, including rock, dance, and techno, and is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Unfortunately, much of it is extremely creepy, like what you’d find in a low budget horror movie, which holds back most of the scenes rather than enhancing them.

Menus: The menus are nicely animated. The main menu gives a good first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.

The Feature: When Mr. S (Ron Jeremy) sees that Hell isn’t getting its quota of souls, he fears that he’s going to be replaced. He sends his daughter (Bridgette Kerkove) to the most evil city around, namely Washington DC to try to sway two politicians (Dale DaBone and Mickey G.) to their side. The only thing she has to worry about is the meddlesome Gabe (Lee Stone).

Dale DaBone starts things out with his girlfriend Miko Lee. After giving her feet a little attention he makes sure her pussy and ass are ready. Miko sucks him in reciprocation, taking him right down to the base, before laying back for him to fuck her. Miko gets into it nicely as Dale works her over missionary and doggie style, and then finishes things off with a little reverse cowgirl anal. Unlike most scenes, she takes off after she comes and leaves Dale ready to burst. Luckily, Bridgette is around to change things and get Miko to go back and get take her facial. It’s a fairly hot scene, but the little plot break and fake ending hurt the scene a little. As usual, Miko put some nice energy into the scene, and takes anal like a champ.

Erik Everhard and Bobby Vitale help relieve a bit of Bridgette Kerkove’s tension after she makes Dale DaBone a deal for his soul. I’m not sure it was meant to be so fitting, but sadly Bridgette really looks like hell here. She looks tired, worn out, and all her surgeries don’t do a thing for her in my opinion. She sucks her minions to warm them up and then lets Bobby start fucking her from behind without so much as giving her twat a single lick. Erik goes after Bridgette’s ass when it’s his turn, before she pulls out all the stops and takes a double anal. Bridgette finishes things letting Bobby have a solo turn in her ass before taking a nice double facial. It’s a pretty average scene, and suffers from dragging on a bit at the start.

Miko Lee interrupts Dee, who used to be Dale DaBone but is now changed due to the deal with Bridgette, as she goes to the bathroom in the hopes of catching her in the act. Of course, Dale still wants to fuck her, and quickly lets Miko run her tongue around Dee’s body as they work their way out of their clothes. After letting Miko put so much energy into tonging and fingering her pussy that I thought I was going to start sweating just watching them, Dee gives Miko a little attention. She gives Miko a good twat tonguing, spanks and rims her, and finally works on her with a strap-on. Miko gets into the strap-on just as much as she did Dale’s cock earlier, and the girls finish things up with some nice kissing after Dee makes Miko cum. It’s a pretty hot scene that’s helped out quite a bit by some very nice chemistry between Miko and Dee. Unfortunately, the editing is a little different and rarely shows any penetration once the strap-on comes out. This is probably the best scene in the feature.

After he seduces a pair of his blow-up dolls, Mickey G. finds them magically replaced with Briana Banks and Stevie. Stevie rides Mickey’s cock and then Briana’s tongue, while Briana rides Mickey’s face and then lays back for him to fuck her. The girls each take one more turn, first with Stevie riding Mickey as Briana licks his balls, and then with Mickey fucking Briana’s ass while she licks Stevie’s snatch. Finally, the girls team up to suck Mickey to a pop that they share between them. It’s another okay scene that didn’t seem to ever get things quite right. Much of the action was hidden due to the camera angles, and it seemed a bit slow. Afterwards, Mickey G. learns to serve his people in a new way with the help of Miko Lee and a horsey buttplug. Sadly, the endcap is as satisfying as the main scene.

Finally, Bridgette Kerkove takes on Lee Stone. She sucks him before he spreads each of her holes in a few common positions. Finally, Bridgette spreads her ass to let Lee cum in her gaping hole, and then licks it off his fingers. It’s a nasty and energetic scene, but didn’t do anything for me. It tried a few editing tricks that didn’t work for me, although the camera angles were a little better. I expected much more for this scene, which was probably another reason I was disappointed.

Sadly, Bridgette’s Hellions left me very disappointed. I didn’t care for much of the editing, which made many of the scenes seem like they went on forever. The scenes were further hurt by camera angles which didn’t really show anything, which combined made many of the scenes feel uninspired. Miko Lee puts some great energy into the movie, and teams up with Dee to give the best scene in the movie, but even with her energy I couldn’t get into the scenes too much. Bridgette’s Hellions is more punishment than pleasure.

For another perspective on this DVD, please check out Hardware’s review.

Extras: The photo gallery lasts two minutes with about six seconds per very nice looking photo. There’s also interviews, a trailer for the movie, and a behind the scenes featurette.

Bridgette Kerkove leads off the interviews with a three and a half minute interview talking about her first anal experience, how much she loves Bridgette’s Hellions as a series (proving hindsight’s 20/20), gives a message to her fans, and even a little show. Bridgette’s interview is very shaky and amateurish, but the rest are done by Alec Metro and all look and sound great. Miko Lee takes about three minutes to talk about anal sex, domination, bisexuality, and porn being a family. Briana Banks takes a couple minutes to talk about her part in the movie and her first time working for Michael Zen. Finally, Stevie takes about three and a half minutes talking about getting into the industry, her preferences, dancing, and her website. It’s a nice selection of interviews, and definitely helps out the overall DVD.

Finally, the behind the scenes featurette lasts about eleven and a half minutes. You get a tour of the set, a bit of the scenes and photo galleries being shot, and countless shots of Michael Zen wiping his nose. The things that makes behind the scenes featurettes fun, like the cast behind the scenes, is almost completely left out. This is an almost forgettable featurette.

Themes: Straight, interracial, toe-ing, anal, ass to mouth, group, DAP, lesbian, rimming (female > female), toys, male anal penetration, and internal pop shots

Condoms Usage: None

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Overall: Currently, most of Babylon’s DVDs can be found online for between $15 and $25 with a good portion of stores offering them for about $20. Although the DVD has a nice transfer and some good extras, the movie let me down. I’d highly suggest renting this one before shelling out the big bucks.

Note to Babylon: Although I didn’t care for the movie, it’s nice to see you putting some very good effort towards the overall DVD.

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