Tongue in Groove has reviewed 400 adult movies from top porn studios Adam & Eve, Hustler, Sin City, Northstar Associates, and more movie producers . Tongue in Groove's reviews cover scenes directed by Clive McLean, Roy Karch, Rick Davis, Craven Moorehead, featuring some of porn's top stars like Cytherea, Monica Mayhem, Shy Love, and Lauren Phoenix.
Tongue in Groove's Movie Reviews (400)
Release date: 3/29/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Kat, Nick Manning, Barrett Blade, Kinzie Joe, Nicki Hunter, Stacy Thorn, Ashley Gracie, Jenna Presley, Taylor Hilton, Luci Diamond, Ross Severance
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Teenage Sinsations mixes some very sexy girls with a lot of hard-pounding sex and the result is a most enjoyable movie. From the Jenna Presley/Nick Manning pairing in the opener, to the Nikki Hunter/Taylor Hillton/Alex Sanders tryst in the finale, all the scenes give hot action and sexy girls getting pummeled very hard. Kinzie Jo, Stacy Thorn, and Luci Diamond also contribute good, solid work in their 1-on-1 encounters. Only the Ashley Gracie/Kat girl/girl scene comes up a little flat. But that may be because of the company its keeping. Thorn takes it up the ass, and facials are distributed in just about every scene.
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Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Daria Glower, Cage, Csoky Ice, Nataly Brown, J.J., Luba Love, Sabina K., Jason Novak, Mischel Channson
Review brief: Big Breasted Beautiful Babes 4 is a pretty decent offering from Swank, which is not one of my favorite studios. But Ive got to give em props this time as they combine good-looking women with fairly hot sex. If youre a Luba Love fan, youll be treated to her in two scenes. Nataly Brown gives a very good performance in the opening scene. And Daria Glower offers her usual solid work. Anal sex, A2M, and facials abound as the naturally large-titted girls (no silicone allowed) get it on. There are plenty of jiggling, bouncing boobs.
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Release date: 9/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Silvia Saint
Directed by: Denys DeFrancesco
Review brief: XXX Toyland #1 from Swank is a strange mixture of scenes featuring fairly attractive Euro girls and nondescript sex. Whats weird is the first five scenes are all girl/girl. Theyre followed by two girl/boy scenes. And the disc wraps up with two girl/girl/boy scenes. Mixing them up might have made for better flow. What keeps this flick from being very hot is the apparent lack of interest in the girls in doing what theyre paid to dofuck and suck with enthusiasm. They almost seem to say, Im just going to barely flick my tongue at this pussy or that cock, look bored as hell, collect my paycheck, and get the heck out of here. Even the super gorgeous and usually volcanic Silvia Saint seems to be clock-watching. Guess she sensed her partners (Evelyn) disinterest and decided to mail in this effort.
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Release date: 12/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Sandra, Julia, Janny, Katrin, Leny, Lerika, Samanta, Sanna Oksana
Review brief: Kiss My Ass #4 is standard Sinsational/Sineplex fair. That is, its filled with fairly attractive Euro girls getting fucked by guys who havent got a clue. The result is a bunch of girls who simply arent into the sex and dont try to hide their indifference. Of course, if all youre interested in is the actual ass licking, and the rest of the action is meaningless to you, youll enjoy this one. The girls tongue the guys crevice with vigor and dont back away from the hairy buttholes. Each of the four scenes features two girls and one uncredited guy. They really draw out the ass licking, which is understandable considering the name of the series. But once the fucking starts, its the usual lame, boring, going-through-the-motions stuff weve seen a hundred times from Sineplex. For the record, the girls are identified as (in order): Leny and Julia; Sanna and Samanta; Janny and Katrin; and Sanna and Sandra.
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Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Amy, Charlotte, Alyssa Star, Cindy Sterling, Alicia Avery, Ashley Gracie
Review brief: Cockstar Groupies had the potential to be a very hot movie. Instead, it falls just short of that rating and becomes pretty darn good. The girls in this one are pretty sexy, they talk dirty during the sex, and give very good performances. The problem: the same guy fucks em all in every one of the five scenes. And he aint that pretty to look at Identified only as Mike in the credits, he calls himself Mike McKay at one point, and hes supposed to be the lead singer in a hot rock n roll band. The groupies (all six of them) will do anything to screw him. Not a bad premise, as porn storylines go. The girls, in order, are: Amy, Alyssa Star, Ashley Gracie and Alicia Avery (in a 2-on-1 Scene 3), Charlotte Stokely, and Cindy Sterling. All are, at the least, attractive and a couple could be rated very cute.
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Release date: 12/5/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Andy, Kevin King, Ada Costa, Luba Love, Paris Lorenz, Kristi Klenot, Dolly Doll, Mariya
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: Young And Stacked #8 is another in a long line of Sineplex/Sinsational titles that could have been great, yet settles for mediocrity. We have seven very attractive ladies here, but only two of them seem to be having a good time with the sex, which is what I like to watch porn for. The two fun girls are Andy and Molly in the first scene. Wonder if the fact theyre paired with Erik Everhard has anything to do with it? Unlike his boring, mechanical Euro counterparts, Erik fucks like a madman and at least tries to please his ladies. There is a lot of good heat here, as both girls take it up the ass and the money shot ends on Mollys tits. The other three scenes pale by comparison. Dolly Doll and Sandra tag-team an uncredited Euro stud in Scene 2. Again, anal sex for both girls and a splooge on Sandras tits. But both girls look like theyd prefer to be somewhere else. Mona smiles ever so briefly when her guy comes into the room, then looks bored throughout the sex.
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Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 2/27/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Kelly, Lani, Shakira, Vika, Masha, Oliver Strelly
Review brief: I think Ive figured out why all the girls in the Sineplex/Sinsational titles look like theyd rather be having a root canal than having sex. Its because the Euro guys just dont know how to fuck. Take Textbook Pussies #5 as an example. All the girls here are natural and, at the very least, semi-attractive. Yet they fake moan, stare aimlessly at the camera, and barely crack a smile. Hey, sex is supposed to fun for both parties, right? So why isnt it enjoyable for these girls? Well, Im not so sure Id enjoy it if the guy kept stopping his strokes every 15 seconds in order to inspect my gape, spit in my crack, finger me a little, and have me suck his cock. Nor would I like having his cock shoved so far down my throat that I start tearing up. Yet that is what the girls have to endure in each and every scene. Its boring for them, and uninspiring for the viewer. Somebody must be watching these things, because Sinsational keeps producing them like a VW assembly plant.
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Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 2/21/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Diana, Alexa, Tanya, Cat, Julia, Lolita, Margo, Nastya, Janny, Katrin, Lerika, Ksusha, Ekaterina, Samanta, Snistcx, Juliya R.
Review brief: Take 16 good- to great-looking girls, give em a bunch of sex toys, put em in comfortable surroundings, and tell em to play with each other. Sounds like the recipe for a hot flick, right? If the studio was anybody other than Sinsational, the answer would be yes. Unfortunately, the European porn machine that produces Lil Lezzy Prospects #10 and tons of other smut films seemingly every month has forgotten one part of the recipe - how to make the action boil. Instead of giving us volcanic scenes between sexy ladies, it manufactures moderately tepid trysts between girls who appear to be balancing their checkbooks in their heads. The girls are instructed to stare at the camera at all times, lick each other so lightly their partner barely gets damp, and generally pretend that encounters like these happen so frequently they are actually bored by them. Sort of like the viewer. Sixteen girls, two paired in each of the eight scenes, and not one of them cracks a smile or gives the impression that what their doing is fun.
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Release date: 1/3/2007
Reviewed on: 2/20/2007
Studio: Sinsational
Starring: Cat, Black Cat, Oliver Strelly, Lenny Powers, Lerika, Ksusha, Pewa, Julia Gabbi, Timo Hardy, Sanna Oksana
Review brief: Laced and Loaded #10 is a typical Sinsational releaseattractive girls and boring, nauseating sex. Each scene has two girls and an uncredited guy (too hard to think up names for these studs?). The girls start off barely playing with each othervery light licks on the pussies and ass holes. Whats up with that? Theyll suck a guys cock after he fucks the girlfriend in the ass, but they dont like licking pussy? Then there is the usual staring at the camera, a Euro standard as hackneyed as the pool boy setup. Apparently, the girls dont get paid if they dont keep constant eye contact with the camera. And this results in some fairly comical moments, as when the girl gazes at us so long and hard, she has trouble locating the dick shes supposed to be sucking or the pussy shes supposed to be licking. Its a juvenile tradition, one that is very distracting. Of course there is also the typical fake moaning. You know its fake when one girl is getting fucked, and she continues moaning after the guy has pulled out and is now fucking the other girl.
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Release date: 9/4/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Naomi, Beauty, Kandi Kream, Chyanne Jacobs, Dasani Lezian
Review brief: Butts N Sluts is for pervs who like big bottoms, big boobs, and stretch marks on their women. All others, stay away. Sultry brunette Naomi (in the opening scene) and raven-haired Dasani Lezian (in the finale) are sandwiched around three hefty black girls - Chyanne Jacobs, Beauty, and Kandi Kream. The ebony ladies all take it up the butt; there are no facials. The uncredited guys (thanks for the lame iding effort, Score) talkand talkand talk some more. Who told these guys its hot to ramble non-stop during the sex? Many find it a turn-off, especially if they have heavy accents. Theres plenty of butt jiggling and close-ups of stretch marks that look like a relief map of Nepal.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Veronica, Anastasia, Zuzanna, Laura Lion, Jarmilla
Review brief: Cock Drainers is more like an excitement drainer. The girls are not the best-looking in the biz, but that would be a secondary factor is there was some heat to the sex. Unfortunately, there is little, if any. Laura Lion is the most attractive of these big-breasted women. The others range from pudgy to large and none could be considered cover girl material. Again, that wouldnt matter if they seemed the least bit enthused about what they were doing. Instead, most look like theyre balancing their checkbooks in the heads during the action. The girls seem intent on bouncing their boobs with their hands as much as possible. Meanwhile, the guys never shut up, which is always a turn-off. Short-haired blonde Veronika, brunette Anastasia, redhead Jarmila, and light brown Zuzanna round out (pardon the pun) the cast. Of course, the Score Group does its usual feeble attempt to id the performers (no clue on any of the guys).
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Sinsation Pictures
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Kat, Cytherea, Keeani Lei, Lexi Love, Sierra Sinn, Jenner, Gia Givanna
Directed by: Dee
Review brief: The Adventures of Squirt Girl tries to inject some humor into our porn watching experience. It mostly fails in its attempts, but, thankfully, the sex makes up for it. So while the comedy isnt side-splitting, the sex is way above average. What else would you expect with Cytherea and her girlfriends shooting geysers into the air from all angles? Lexi Love, Kat, Sierra Sinn, Gia Givanna, and Keeani Lei all get involved in the squirt fest. And while none can match the intensity (or volume) or Cythereas shots, all seem to be experiencing fantastic orgasms. And isnt that what its all about? Evan Stone is one of the better actors in Pornland, but hes wasted here with unfunny lines and dreadful costumes (theres a Super Hero theme to the lame storyline). Luckily, he knows how to fuck and get the girls off.
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Release date: 12/18/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Lacey, Lars, Felix Vicious, Morgan March, Jean Val Jean, Ryan Stone, Allie Sin, Alex Gonz, Mike D.
Review brief: 18 Xtra #4 is not one of the Score Groups better efforts. Score is known for semi-sizzling sex with beautiful girls. This volume falls somewhat short of that. Honey blonde Ryan Stone (billed, like most of the other girls, simply by her first name) is new to me. She seems to just go through the motions in her romp with an uncredited guy (Score, why cant you make a little effort to id the performers?). She takes a shot on the chest and gives some dispirited PCH. Felix Vicious (Felicity) has been around for a while but is by far the best-looking, most enthusiastic of these girls. She gives a spirited suck and fuck and takes a facial. Dark haired Allie Sin does nothing for me with all her body art. The punk/grunge look just doesnt float my boat. She seems less than excited about her tryst, which ends with a money shot to her tits and neck. Skinny blonde Morgan March and Asian brunette Kylie Rey (Lacey) are in the final two boy/girl scenes, and neither performance is worthy of a separate paragraph.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 11/1/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Renata, Rachel, Amy, Belicia, Sandy Joy, Victoria Rosse, Klea Dark, Sprenda, Renata Bang, Missel
Review brief: Teen Cum Swappers offers us some above-average looking girls who, unfortunately, are forced to typical Euro porn scenes. Which means the typical viewer will be bored to tears by the second scene. Of course, if you can stay awake through the end of the second scene, youll be witness to one of two fake cumshots in this flick. The other is in Scene 4. Notice the thickness and the pure white of the cum. Nobody, but nobody, shoots cum like that. Add in the traditional fake moaning by both the guys and the girls, the staring at the camera by the performers, the repetitious stops for P2M and A2M, and the general boredom displayed by the girls and you have another Euro ho-hummer. Too bad, because the girls are decent looking and probably could be directed into some hot sex. No director is creditedwhat a shock!...and neither are the guys. Each scene is a girl/girl/boy affair that ends with an open-mouth facial (or unreasonable facsimile thereof) and a cum swap, with both girls usually swallowing their loads.
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Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Penny Flame, Brad Baldwin, Seth Dickens, Mia Rose, Jack Venice, Ashley Gracie, Chloe Morgan, Cal O'Mare
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: If you dont vote in public elections because you dont think your solitary ballot can change things, be heartened by this: If you bitch about something long enough, it may eventually get changed. Case in point: For years I moaned about the Barely Legal series and how it always seemed to put young, virginal girls in preposterous circumstances and surroundings in order to get laid. The scenes would start out with a voiceover saying something like, Dear Barely Legal, I always wanted to fuck the cute mailman in the back of his truck.
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Release date: 2/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Tiffany Holiday, Roxetta, Genesis Skye, Sierra Sinn, Luscious Lopez, Alicia Angel
Directed by: Benjamin Bratt
Review brief: Shes Got A Cum Fixation isnt for the weak of heart. Its a brutally abusive flick that is difficult to watch if you respect women, even in the least. Director Benjamin Brat lives up to his last name by yelling directions, spanking, choking, gagging, fish hooking, pulling hair, probing orifices, and forcing the girls to do A2M on cocks and fingers. Im guessing theres an audience for this kind of smut, but it aint at my house. The opening round (it DOES resemble a WWE match at times) features Alicia Angel and Sascha. He does his best to shove his cock entirely down her throat, and she comes close, but just as he gives it one last thrust, she shoots a projectile vomit-like stream of green slime out her nose. Linda Blair would have been proud. And then it gets ugly. Brat cant leave these two to play alone; he insists on spanking her butt until it becomes an unsightly crimson. He shoves his fingers into her ass and pussy, then forces all four fingers into her mouth. After some anal fucking, A2M, a facial, and a swallow, 2-3 more guys come out to shoot their loads on her face.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Sarah Sweet, Carla Cox, Brenda Black, Jessica Sanchez, Missel
Review brief: Swallow Me POV #5 has some very hot moments, just not enough of them. The Euro girls in this one are collectively attractive - none gorgeous, none dogs. All know how to suck cock and fuck. But the artistic value of their scenes is lost in POV (Point of View) camerawork. Lets face it, it cant be easy trying to capture the beauty of a girl working on your crank while youre holding a camera. One has to lie very still during the blowjob, then thrust into the girl without jiggling the lens during the fucking. Not an easy task. It makes for very slow-moving, almost pedestrian, sex. Toss in the typical Euro-babe moaning, and this becomes just another average flick. The girls are, in order: very cute brunette Brenda Black (aka Amanda); raven-haired Jessica Sanches; cute blonde Carla Cox; attractive honey blonde Misel; and brunette Sarah Sweet. The male talent is not identified, nor is the director.
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Release date: 6/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Rox, Daisy Marie, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Jack Venice, Lexi Love, Ashley Steel, Michelle Maylene, Valerie Vasquez
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Barely Legal School Girls would be more of a turn-on if the chicks would stop acting like theyre in junior high and would try to act at least high school age. Their constant laughing and giggling ruins the fantasy of screwing older, legal teenagers. If one can overlook their childish behavior and outfits and concentrate on the premise that these girls are of legal age, they give a spirited and solid performance once the action starts. They may look and act like kids, but they fuck like experienced women. A five-girl lezout starts things off, with Sunny Lane showing her girlfriends (Adrianna Faust, Leola Jossi, Valerie Vasquez, and Ashley Steel) how to suck a dildo and then having the girls explore each others bodies. This scene would be a lot hotter if the girls would quit their adolescent snickering and leering. Lexi Love (she of the hairy bush and ugly tummy tat) has a pretty good romp with James Deen next.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Dasani Lezian, Airel, Amparo
Review brief: I havent watched a lot of amateur porn in my life, so I might not be the best source to decide if 3-Way or the Freeway is worth a viewing. But if all amateur smut is like this, I cant understand how anyone in this line of work makes a living. I certainly would never buy this crap. Start with basically unattractive girls, throw in abominable camerawork and terrible editing, add in a pinch of horrible audio, and top it off with boring sex and this is what you get. Im stunned that an established label such as Damaged would handle this 138-minute catastrophe. I guess anyone with a thousand bucks (that would be his total budget) can produce an adult movie these days. Just hire hard-up skanks for $50 apiece, give your cousin $25 to hold the camera anywhere he wants (not focusing on the proper angles, if there are any), ask your buddy at the local A/V store to cut the scenes up any way he wishes (even after hes been out drinking all night), and toss a C-note at the nerd next door who composes obnoxious hip-hop music on his computer to score the whole mess.
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Release date: 6/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Valery, Nikki Benz, Holly Wellin, Michelle Maylene, Kelsey Michaels, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Make sure you have fresh batteries in your DVD remote when you sit down to watch Control #3. Youre going to be using the FF button quite a bit, unless you enjoy ridiculously long set-ups to the sex scenes. There is so much crap in this feature they had to spread it out over two discs. It includes about 100 minutes of actual sex, 18 minutes of teasing and breast massage by two girls who do nothing else, and an hour of scene set-ups. Yawn! Once director Robby D gets to actual one-on-one sex, he shoots it pretty well and the girls all seem to be having a good time. But the long breaks in between the action are enough to make one long for the days of loops. None of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous, but all have above-average looks and good sexual energy. Scott Nails fucks five of the chicks, and Chris Charming gets a spirited blowjob from Naomi. Two girls take it up the ass (Alektra Blue and Holly Wellin) and most are rewarded for their efforts with facials. The two semi-masturbation scenes (Nikki Benz on the Disc 1 and Ashley Roberts on Disc 2) are strictly for big-tit lovers.
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Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Domino, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Kelli Tyler, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Taryn Thomas, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Acid Rain
Starring: Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, Kaci Starr, Georgia Peaches
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: I Dig Em In Pigtails 2 is one of the better young girl themed titles Ive seen in a long time. Not only are the girls innocent looking and cute, they play their roles perfectly as coming-of-agers. Just look at the lineup (and the box cover, if youre so lucky) and youll see some knockout faces: Georgia Peach, Nicole Brazzle, Holly Wellin, Kaci Starr, Nikki Hilton, Jessica Jammer, and Katie Ray. The makeup artist and costumer should win AVN awards for their efforts in this one. Pigtails, of course, are mandatory on each chick, and they all look great, particularly when they are being pulled by the guys during doggie. While the girls all start their scenes with a sweet innocence, once they get turned on, the volcano starts to erupt. And these girls know how to keep the lava flowing. Georgia, Jessica, and Kaci all take it up their darling little poopers. Facials conclude each of the five scenes.
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Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Bad Ass
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony T., Dynamite, Mark Wood, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Melanie Jagger, Estelle Lawrence, Alex Rox, Kelli Tyler, Cailey Taylor, Trinity James, Ciera Sage, Jason Zapato
Review brief: Gonzo Girlz is a compilation from Metro and it features some of the best talent in the biz today. Unfortunately, since each of the scenes is snipped from a Metro feature, dont expect a lot of hard pounding, extreme sex action. The cast list includes such studettes as Cailey Taylor, Ciera Sage, Dynamite, Estelle Lawrence, and Flick Shagwell. And while all of them have burned bright before a camera at one time or another, these are not some of their hottest moments. These scenes are from couples features, and youll get nothing that would upset your average suburban couple. Thats not necessarily a bad thing, of course. In this day and age when its become the norm to spank, slap, hair pull, choke, and spit on porn actresses, its nice to see a bunch of people who appear to actually enjoy having sex. About half the 10 scenes involve anal sex, and all end in facials. But there isnt an A2M or face stomp to be found.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Alex, Leslie Taylor, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Katia Killer, Ricardo Branco, Ram, Renata Black, Pamela Laine
Review brief: Oh Boy Thats A Big Toy #2 is the latest from the Legal Pink factory, which continues to churn out Euro porn of questionable quality at an alarming rate. Each of the six scenes starts with a girl masturbating with a huge dildo. A guy comes in and helps her out for a while, then the sex begins. The cookie-cutter scenes use a similar agenda - eating the girl, blowjob, reverse cowgirl, doggie, mish, open mouth facial, clean-up. Katia Killer and Renata Black (in the opening and closing scenes) get fucked in the ass, but theres no A2M. The girls are, of course, dressed as teenagers and often wear at least part of their outfits throughout the action. While none of the girls would be considered dogs, only Yasmine Gold would rate a cute on most scorecards. The sex is plagued by the stereotypical Euro habit of having the girls stare at the camera and fake moan like crazy. There also is the usual overkill of gaping, with the guys stopping every 12 strokes or so to allow the camera a close-up of the dilated pussy or asshole.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jasmine, Tommy Gunn, Noname Jane, Smokie Flame, Vanessa Lane, Austyn Moore
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Head Master 2 is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring. There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. Hes the teacher, shes the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy. The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultans abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the films only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials.
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Release date: 6/19/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Marlene, Simone De Marco, Ellen Saint, Natalli DiAngelo, Diana Lion
Review brief: Anal POV 7 could have been a terrific flick. Instead, thanks to some typical Euro shenanigans, its simply average. The problems? First, its not an entirely POV-shot flick. At some points, a third party holds the camera and captures different angles of the action. Not that thats such a bad thingI actually get tired of the same angle throughout a scene. But that clearly makes it a mislabeled title and it should not be called POV. In addition, when the guy is holding the camera, there is constant shaking and poor centering on the girl. It cant be easy (Id never try it!), but leave this type of difficult filming to the pros who know how to fuck and shoot at the same time. Next, the actors (who were not identifiedshame on you, Devils Film) never shut up. If theyre not sweet-talking the girls (in Broken English, no less), theyre giving instructions or, even worse, moaning like theyve never had sex before. As the commercial says, Men should act like men Lastly, theres a lot of A2P and gaping. The gaping simply ruins the cohesiveness of the scene. The A2P is just a personal turnoff.
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Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Noname Jane, Brett Rockman, Taylor Rain, Talon, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Shy Love, Otto Bauer, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Justine Joli, Andrea Brooke
Directed by: Astrux
Review brief: Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mark Wood, Phoebe, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Aubrey Addams, Aubery Banks, Misty Magenta
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Tight Teen Twats is a pretty decent porn flick which features attractive girls having good old fashioned hard sexand enjoying it. What a concept! Director Juan Cuba may not be the best interviewer around (see the Bonus Scene and the BTS segment for proof), but he knows how to get his performers fired up for some serious screwing. And he knows his way around the female anatomy with a camera, usually coming up with the perfect angle to showcase the girls bodies. The male performers dont try to steal the scenes from the girls as is so often the case these days in porn. Instead, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stephano, Mark Wood, and Juan himself simply get hard, fuck hard, and cum hard without a bunch of unnecessary harassment. The girls, while maybe not drop-dead gorgeous, are all very attractive and/or cute. They are, in order, Misty Magenta (a red haired Latina), blond cuties Courtney Simpson and Jasmine Tame, auburn haired Phoebe, and two blonde sweeties (Aubrey Addams and Aubrey Banks) who double-team Stephano in the finale.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Tabata Lima, Daniela Matarazzo
Review brief: Young Virgins Ass is the latest Europorn churned out by the Legal Pink studio. As with most of their titles, there are plenty of attractive girls getting fucked hard untilit all comes crashing down by the constant breaks in the action. Watching a cute young thing getting her butt drilled nice and hard is great. Watching the guy stop every 5-6 strokes to show the girls gaping asshole, or to have her suck on the guys dick, or to transfer it to her pussy, is not only distracting, its boring. Typical of most Euro porn, the girls are barely identified. They are made up to look like teenagers, though its doubtful any of them are younger than 20. The girls all do the camera-staring thing and fake moan to the nth power. They all take it up the ass, perform A2M, and take facials. There are three blondes (Ondy, Tabata Laima, and Anda), and three brunettes (Stasy, Viona, and Daniella Matarezzo). If the guys would stop stopping, the sex would be considered volcanic.
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Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Nick Manning, Katrina Kraven, Jenaveve Jolie, Buster Good, Hailey Young, Sunny Lane, Gianna Lynn, Naudia Nyce, Roxy Deville, Amber Rayne
Review brief: Sick Girls Need Sick Boys #2 isnt your daddys porn, thats for sure. There are references to drugs. One of the male performers is killed (or at least the slaying is implied). One girl starts her scene tied to a wall with fake blood on her boobs. At least there is no deception in the title; this is sick shit. Aside from the theatrics, however, the sex is semi-hot. Naomi, in the opener, has a most sultry look and appears to love taking Cheyne Collins cock up her ass. She takes a closed mouth facial. Roxy DeVille and Gianna Lynn, a pair of brunettes, are featured in the next two scenes. Neither burn up the screen, but they give solid performances and take open-mouth money shots. Next is a four-girl lezout with Katrina Kraven, Amber Rayne, Jenaveve Jolie, and Naudia Nyce. All have looked better (like when they wake up in the morning with a hangover). There are some toys inserted into butts here, but the bad makeup and uncomfortable-looking set make this one tough to watch. Hailey Young and Buster Good are next in a truly uninspiring performance that ends in a torso cumshot.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Angela, Monica, John West, Cytherea, Bridget Sloan, Cindy Silk, Jessica Rivers
Directed by: Jimmy D
Review brief: Cytherea Falls is packaged in possibly the most misleading box cover in porn history. And the movie aint much better. What do the phrases The Ultimate in Squirting and Squirt-A-Thon! conjure up to you? Personally, I thought it would be non-stop, wall-to-wall squirting from all the performers. Well, it isnt, as Cytherea is the only girl to do the squirting thing. Granted, she does it 10-12 times in her lone, 21-minute scene, but that hardly makes a two-hour flick a Squirt-A-Thon. Okay, its the porn industry and we should just accept the hype and move on. That would be fine, except aside from Cythereas romp, theres nothing of value here. The other five non-squirting, unidentified, below-average looking girls barely got my attention. Theres a two girl/two guy scene in a pool, and three one-on-ones. The final girl does anal. Not a facial in the bunch. So, not only do we NOT know who fucked and sucked in the final four scenes, we dont really care.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Anita, David, Ilona, Frank, George, Veronika, Greg, Dillon, Sheridan, Zafira, Emese, JeJe
Directed by: Tony Vidson
Review brief: Desires of the Innocent #4 has a cast of mainly Euro girls and guys, which translates to repetitive, boring, tepid sex. And while the girls are all basically attractive, the sex is so dull its hard to stay interested. If you like gaping assholes and A2M, youll get a ton of it here. Personally, I dont see the turn-on when its done 10-12 times in each scene. Id rather just see the guy fuck the girl good and hard and dispense with the constant breaks. Try that in real life and your girl will soon become your ex-girl. Cute little brunette Sweety and George Uhl are the opening pairing. She does the typical camera-staring and fake moaning before taking a facial. Brunette Zafira and Thomas follow with another boring, uninspired effort, though this one includes lots of anal and A2M and a pussy popshot. Sandra Biomei and Katy Caro tag team David Perry and Greg Centauro next. Both girls get analed, and cute little Katy gets DPd before both get their tongues covered in guy goo. Attractive, brown-haired Vyona and Frank Major are next.
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Release date: 3/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Melissa Lauren, Sondra Romain
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Stacey Sweet, Nicki Hunter, Kelsey Michaels, Madeline Marks, Samantha Steele
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Rawditions is a decent stroke film featuring relatively new girls and good, hard sex. The rookies are interviewed at the beginning of each scene, then jump into action eagerly. What makes this different is that the neophytes sex partner does the interview. So, in the case of leadoff hitter Madeline Marks, shes interviewed by Evan Stone. The sex is, as expected, better than the q&a session. Theres pretty good chemistry here, and Stone drops a load of little Evans on Madelines sweet face to end things. Blonde Samantha Steele and Billy Glide are next. Samantha may not be the cutest girl around, but shes a spitfire in bed and accepts his face splattering with a smile. Director Roy Karch puts in a twist at this point, bringing in a first-timer guy, Jack Frost. Hes a good-looking kid. His partner is older (but well-preserved) Nicki Hunter. She wants him so bad she cuts the interview short, then jumps his bones.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Holly Wellin, Kendra Allen, Hailey Young, Rosanna Rose, Joanna Angel, Jade Starr
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Young Sluts, Inc. #19 features some average girls having lukewarm sex, which adds up to a disappointing combination. You seldom see Kendra Allen or Holly Wellin doing anything but burning up the set. Yet here they barely begin to percolate. Perhaps Kendra is stymied by the distracting Band-Aid on her shoulder or the smeared lipstick on her face. And maybe Holly just cant get excited Van Damage in a cold, barren garage when a perfectly good couch or bed is just steps away in the house. The first scene is a lezfest between Hailey Young and Jade Starr, which actually got a little interesting. Then Kendra and Steven St. Croix do their halfhearted thing and it starts to feel like Antarctica. But here come James Deen to the rescue. He and brunette Joanna Angel engage in what can best be described as a pro wrestling match without the folding chairs and figure-4 leg locks. He sticks his fingers, not on her tongue, but all the way into her mouth. She spanks her so hard her butt turns beet red, always an attractive feature. He forcefully shoves his forearm across her neck.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Badass Pictures
Starring: Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Ricky, Paris, Rafe, Tawny Roberts, Olivia Saint, Mark Ashley, Juliana Kincaid, Ashley Blue, Vanessa Rubec, Simone Claire, Danni, Trent Tesoro, Jennifer Luv, Tabitha Blue
Review brief: Virgin Patrol is a new compilation from Metro Interactive. Most of the ten scenes are snipped from previously-released Metro features released earlier this decade. Some of my favorite performers are featured here, including Tawny Roberts, Ashley Blue, Danni Slam, and Audrey Leigh. All these scenes range from tepid to volcanic. Theres really not a bad scene in the bunch. Since most of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere on the Internet, what follows is a scene breakdown, including the original titles. Jennifer Luv and Alex Sanders (Finally Legal #10) Ashley Blue and Trent Tesoro (unknown) Tawny Roberts and Rick y (Wild Cherries #1) Danni Slam and Pat Myne (unknown) Simone Claire and Rafe (Anal Excursion #1) Tabitha Blue and Jay Ashley (Finally Legal #7) Vanessa Rubec and Pat Myne (Runaway Teens) Olivia Saint and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #1) Paris and Pat Myne (Teen Spirit) Audrey Leigh (Juliana Kincaid) and Mark Ashley (Teen Patrol #2) All in all, this is a good title for both strokers and couples.
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Release date: 3/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Carmen, Noname Jane, Tyra, Sunrise Adams, Jenna Haze, Krystal Steal, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Leah Luv, Teagan Presley, Nadia Styles, Katja Kassin
Review brief: Nuttin Hunnies #3 is a cumshot aficionados wet dream. If you hate storylines, plots, mood settings, and foreplay, this is the disc for you. 81 scenes, most lasting about 2 minutes, most ending with lots of sperm landing on cute girls faces. Some of the industrys biggest stars make brief appearances, including Sunrise Adams, Ariana Jolee, Dana Vespoli, Gauge, and Katja Kassin. The brief fuck and shoot snippets are garnered from many of the more popular series, including: 2 Dicks in One Chick, Animal Trainer, Big Cock Seductions, Naughty College School Girls, and Teen Dreams. This probably shouldnt be shared with a porn newbie. It can get repetitive and boring.
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Release date: 3/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Christian XXX, Jasmine, Alberto Rey, Scott Lyons, Annika, Chris Mountain, Brandi Lyons, Gen Padova, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Bardot
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: Juicy #4 is an average porno with some decent talent but no real energy. The sex is strictly by-the-numbers and barely registers on the heat-o-meter. Gen Padova is one of the sexiest girls in the jizz biz these days, but here shes confined to a lezout with a semi-cute brunette (Annika) in the final scene. What a waste! Brandi Lyons is very cute and a sizzling performer at times, but she is hardly box cover material. Jasmine Byrne has a marginally warm romp with two studs, but one is so bored he leaves in the middle of the scene. Sorta the way I felt! The Illustrated Lady, Lexi Bardot, is, well, colorful if not hot. Asian hottie Gianna Lynn has perhaps the best sex when she takes on Chris Mountain. Jasmine and Lexi take it up the butt, but theres not a facial to be seen, something nearly mandatory for a sizzling porn flick.
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Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: High Def Erotica
Starring: Sharon Wild, Felix Vicious, Lexi Lamour, Jack Lawrence, Vanessa Lane, Katrena Starr, Rusty Nails [I] (male)
Review brief: For you skiers out there, you know there are always hot chicks on the slopes and around the bars at the end of the ski day. Well, if you expect to see any of them in Girls Gone Skiing, youll enjoy a gnarly face plant more. In what may be a candidate for worst porn film of all time, there is an absolute dumbass plot, worse acting than in your standard junior high school production, and sex colder than the moguls on the mountain. There might be a total of two minutes of actual skiing action, and Sharon Wild looks like shes been on a few black diamond runs in her time. But the other girls (Katrena Star, Felix Vicious, and Vanessa Lane) are helpless and hopeless. Keep your finger on the FF button between sex scenes (and maybe during them also) to spare yourself the agony of the dialogue and storyline. Its almost painful to watch. As for the sex, there are three boy/girl scenes, one girl/girl, and the grand finale - a four-girl lezfest. Sharon takes a bit of an anal pounding, but aside from that the action is tame, repetitive, and uninspiring.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Barrett Blade, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Shy Love, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Sunny Lane, Nikki Hilton, Kapri Styles, Sascha Koch
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Britney Rears #2 (aka I Wanna Get Laid!) is an unexpected delight. I really wasnt expecting to be entertained by the story of a pretentious yet ditzy pop star. But Britney Rears (aka Jessica Sweet) is a solid actress and shes surrounded by an able cast. You may actually take your finger off the FF button between sex scenes. There is scattered humor, and director Will Rider keeps the plot moving at a decent pace. Britney is sizzling in her three scenes, and the rest of the girls are smoldering at times, including Shy Love, Hillary Scott, and Jenaveve Jolie. Britney is the only one to take it up the pooper, but all of them get a face spray at the end of the sex. There are a couple three-on-ones and a two-on-one. In other words, something for everyone. I consider this one of the best of the sex comedies of this decade.
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Release date: 3/28/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Starring: Kendra Allen, Ashley Licks, Daryn Darby, Lacie Heart, Amber Rayne
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: To be completely honest up front, Ive never been a fan of Mr. Petes work as an actor. But I have to admit I actually semi-enjoyed his directing in Breakin in the New Chick #3. I mean, hes no Alex DeRenzy, but he is already miles ahead of guys whove been in the business for decades and still dont know how to film a decent sex scene. Did someone say Ed Powers name? Pete knows how to keep the action moving and utilizes nice sets, good lighting, and capable camera people. The action is interesting and he keeps the performers moving through their assigned positions every couple minutes, thus not boring us to tears. The title of this series is a bit misleading as none of the six girls are rookies. They range from a handful of titles under their belt to more than 20. But their freshness is still evident and they most all give spirited performances. The girls are, in order: blonde Lacie Heart (who works with Brandon Iron); big ebony girl Ashley Licks (Mr. Pete); slendor brunette Amber Rayne (Mark Wood); blondes Kendra Allen and Daryn Darby (a threeway with Mr.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Tyler Faith, Kendra Allen, Derrick Pierce, Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Sky, Amber Rayne, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: The Barely Legal series, which would have us believe that all young women think of nothing other than having sex in strange places, has reached its 57th edition. And, sure enough, the girls in these five scenes get laid everywhere but in bed. Isabella Sky and Tyler Faith get horny on the Wankers radio talk show set. Of course, they act on their impulses and stage a standard lezout right there before God and the FCC. Kara Mynor (aka Kara Bare) romps with Derrick Pierce is some sort of warehouse. The sex is as cold as the cement floor their standing on. Cute blonde Kendra Allen has a hot tub encounter with Dez. And to say she looks bored is to be generous. She fake moans and looks around at the folks behind the camera throughout this lackluster vignette. Brunette Franchezca Valentina heats it up some with a decent tryst on a pool table with Van Damage. If youve never tried fucking on a pool table, rest assured it is uncomfortable and distracting.
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Release date: 8/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Dane
Starring: Domino, Mariesa Arroyo, Olivia O'Lovely, Mason Storm
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: Latinas Sabrosas #1 could have been muy caliente had it employed a couple better looking senoritas. Unfortunately, we instead get some overweight, overly inked girls whod be hard-pressed to get a double-take from horny, drunken sailors in Tijuana. The exception is Domino, a very cute brunette with a lithe, natural body and a penchant for hot sex. She romps with Alec Knight in an office in the opening scene. This girl knows how to suck cock and take a hard pounding, and she accepts his load with an open mouth and a grin. Mason Storm and Olivia OLovely are decent performers, heat-wise, but they need to lay off the double-cheese burritos for awhile. They each have one-on-ones (with Brandon Iron and John West, respectively) and, basically, go through the motions with a total lack of enthusiasm, especially receiving their facials. Mariesa Arroya is last (What, only four scenes? Yep!) and shes back in that same office with Alex Metro.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Bailey, Leah Luv, Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Charlotte Stokely
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Hustlers Barely Legal Corrupted #6 features some hot girls but, unfortunately, is ruined by terrible camera work, bad lighting, and less than enthusiastic performances. Weve all seen (in order of appearance) Michelle Maylene, Georgia Peach, Leah Luv, Bailey, and Charlotte Stokely engage in volcanic sex. They are, for the most part, experienced porn stars who know how to suck and fuck and dramatically raise the temperature of a room. Hard to say why their performances here are lukewarm, at best. Georgia, Leah, and Bailey take anal poundings. All the girls take facials. Leah gets DPed. So whats missing? Possibly some direction from the director, who seems more concerned with demonstrating all the unique angles from which to shoot the sex rather than the action itself. He employs that most annoying technique of shooting the sex from around corners (like a voyeur) or from behind plant leaves. And the lighting produces a white-out effect way too often.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Van Damage, Kaiya Lynn, Barry Scott, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox, Brea Bennett, Vanessa Lynn, Kraig Kraagen
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Barely Legal #55 continues the theme of this long-running series, which is, of course, young girls having sex in odd places. You could watch 10 volumes of this series and not see two people having sex in a bed. Instead, directors Clive and Erica McLean would have you believe it is the fantasy of every teen girl to get fucked (in order): on a golf cart in a boatyard in broad daylight (Vanessa Lynn); on the floor in a greasy garage (a lezout between very cute blonde Brea Bennett and Asian Kaiya Lynn); beside a backyard pool with the pool boy (what an overused plot theme!) (Chelci); in a locker room shower with a coach (Sasha Knox); and on a car hood in a park (Jenna Presley, a very cute brunette). In keeping with the tradition of this mysteriously popular series, each vignette is preceded with a voiceover from the girl explaining how she entrapped her sex partner.
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Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Legal Pink
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, Jenaveve
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Hotsex.com is hot when compared to, say, January in Alaska. Despite the presence of some very attractive girls, the temperature barely rises above tepid. Defining hot sex is, of course, subjective. But I need more than one anal pounding, three facials (out of five scenes), and one squirt to consider a flick above average, heat-wise. Take the second scene, for example. Eva Angelina, looking very cute in dark-framed glasses) takes on Manuel Ferrara in a restaurant. What could have been a very hot session is destroyed (yes, thats the proper word) by the camera work. Using that hackneyed porn staple of flower pot shooting, the camera shoots much of the action from behind a glass of wine sitting on a table in front of the fucking duo, completely wrecking the atmosphere. Who is director Jerome Tanner making this movie for, himself or the viewing audience, when he employs this type of camera angle? Is he so bored with shooting sex that he looks for new inventive ways to do it? Well, he should stop looking.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Playhouse
Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Lars, Danni, Nick Taylor, Candi Apple, Hailey Young, Felicia Flint, Justin Max, Veronika Raquel, Megan Jones, Brandi May, Nick Sparks, Lady Lexi
Directed by: Ron Royster
Review brief: If youve seen Adam & Eves Pornocopia, youll be familiar with the cast of Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up. Many of the performers are featured in both flicks. Unfortunately, they haven't yet learned how to have hot sex on film. Blond Veronika Raquel and Justin Max start of the show with Veronika in a sex swing. There is a heavy orange hue to the filming. Justin uses a small air compressor-type pistol on her clit, which seems to drive her crazy. A new type of sex toy? She returns the favor as she sucks him. Once the fucking starts, Justin has some major wood problems, but he finally unloads on her sweet mug and she applies some loving PCH. In a doctors office, doc Nick Sparxxx examines redhead Brandi May. At one point, he refers to her genital area as a vigana, which elicits a laugh from Brandi. He gets her to stop smirking when he fucks her in the ass and cums on her pussy. Danni, a decent-looking blonde, is taking a shower outdoors in a garden setting when Lars, who could be her grandfather in terms of age, visits and starts playing with her.
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