Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 16)
Cum Eating
Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/26/2005
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: The full title of this 60-minute opus is CUM EATING WITH ALAN GREGORY. Now the reason I watched this is because I have a thing for Alan Gregory. He has curly blond hair, blue eyes, bee-stung lips that are just made for cocksucking, a small bit of chest hair (when he doesnt shave it) suckable tits (are they ever) a nice cock, and pretty feet. He reminds me of a guy I acted with on stage my first year of college that I was very attracted to but too chicken to do anything about it. Maybe thats why Alan Gregory has such an appeal for me, eh, Dr. Freud? Anyway here is Alan in the opener telling us hes about to get down on his knees, suck off eight studs, and eat their cum. Then the studs appear one by one telling us what we already know, that they are about to get their cocks sucked. They are: hairy Eric Evans, hunky Joe Romero, Jack Surf, Chad Connors, Kris Anthony, Adam Collins, Amando Del Valle, and Jade. Only Chad Connors makes an ass of himself by saying some poor slob is going to get down on his knees and eat cum.
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Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 7/26/2005
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: The full title of this 60-minute opus is CUM EATING WITH ALAN GREGORY. Now the reason I watched this is because I have a thing for Alan Gregory. He has curly blond hair, blue eyes, bee-stung lips that are just made for cocksucking, a small bit of chest hair (when he doesnt shave it) suckable tits (are they ever) a nice cock, and pretty feet. He reminds me of a guy I acted with on stage my first year of college that I was very attracted to but too chicken to do anything about it. Maybe thats why Alan Gregory has such an appeal for me, eh, Dr. Freud? Anyway here is Alan in the opener telling us hes about to get down on his knees, suck off eight studs, and eat their cum. Then the studs appear one by one telling us what we already know, that they are about to get their cocks sucked. They are: hairy Eric Evans, hunky Joe Romero, Jack Surf, Chad Connors, Kris Anthony, Adam Collins, Amando Del Valle, and Jade. Only Chad Connors makes an ass of himself by saying some poor slob is going to get down on his knees and eat cum.
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London Calling (Titan)
Release date: 7/19/2005
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Jamie Summers, Fernando Leone, Victor Campos, Kriss Stahl, ntton Harri, Matt Davies, Bruno Din, Anthony Finch, Sun Handsome
Directed by: Marcel Bruckmann
Review brief: Many studios these days are expanding their catalogues to include foreign films. Falcon has the sensational Falcon International; Hot House has the wonderful Euroboys films; All Worlds has the fine Cazzo films. Titan has decided to join them in releasing foreign films. The first of these for Titan is a film from Antton Harri Productions entitled LONDON CALLING. Antton Harri is known for the Tribal Pulse Trilogy THE ANTTON HARRI STORY and for appearing in BONE ISLAND from Kristen Bjorn. He has now apparently decided to form his own company and produce films with himself as star. He is pleasant, and attractiveif you like your guys a bit chunky with their chests shaved smooth and their skin the color of chalk. But, he is certainly not the heartthrob (or should that be hardthrob) of a Pavel Novotny, a Lukas Ridgeston, or the top of the line stars of Bjorn, Kazan, or Herve Handsome. The film opens in Anttons office. Antton is seated at his desk. A handsome Victor Campos bare-chested stands behind him. Jamie Summers and Kriss Stahl enter. Both have Germanic accents.
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Release date: 7/19/2005
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Jamie Summers, Fernando Leone, Victor Campos, Kriss Stahl, ntton Harri, Matt Davies, Bruno Din, Anthony Finch, Sun Handsome
Directed by: Marcel Bruckmann
Review brief: Many studios these days are expanding their catalogues to include foreign films. Falcon has the sensational Falcon International; Hot House has the wonderful Euroboys films; All Worlds has the fine Cazzo films. Titan has decided to join them in releasing foreign films. The first of these for Titan is a film from Antton Harri Productions entitled LONDON CALLING. Antton Harri is known for the Tribal Pulse Trilogy THE ANTTON HARRI STORY and for appearing in BONE ISLAND from Kristen Bjorn. He has now apparently decided to form his own company and produce films with himself as star. He is pleasant, and attractiveif you like your guys a bit chunky with their chests shaved smooth and their skin the color of chalk. But, he is certainly not the heartthrob (or should that be hardthrob) of a Pavel Novotny, a Lukas Ridgeston, or the top of the line stars of Bjorn, Kazan, or Herve Handsome. The film opens in Anttons office. Antton is seated at his desk. A handsome Victor Campos bare-chested stands behind him. Jamie Summers and Kriss Stahl enter. Both have Germanic accents.
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Invitation To Paradise
Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: Nine gorgeous Brazilians are invited to spend a weekend on a magnificent beach. We get to go along on this INVITATION TO PARADISE. In the opener, Mateus and C J are sunbathing. Mateus is a hairy man, but C J is a smooth man. (Having just reviewed DIRTY LITTLE SINS I cant avoid a biblical reference.) C J begins by running his hand over Mateus hirsute torso. This leads to them swapping tongues and eventually to C J sucking dick. Both really seem to be into sex on the rocks. C J is doing a wonderful job on Mateus throbber, and Mateus is enjoying every minute of it. Im surprised when Mateus calls a halt to the fellatio. After a brisk walk along the beach, the scene continues as they mount stone stairs leading to their lodging. Here they pause for Mateus to kneel and go down on C J. Its only momentary as C J soon bends over offering his ass. Mateus drives his cock into the inviting aperture. The hottest part of the fuck is C J sitting on the big dick and riding it. Handsome guys in beautiful scenery made the opener a treat. The second scene is a letdown.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: Nine gorgeous Brazilians are invited to spend a weekend on a magnificent beach. We get to go along on this INVITATION TO PARADISE. In the opener, Mateus and C J are sunbathing. Mateus is a hairy man, but C J is a smooth man. (Having just reviewed DIRTY LITTLE SINS I cant avoid a biblical reference.) C J begins by running his hand over Mateus hirsute torso. This leads to them swapping tongues and eventually to C J sucking dick. Both really seem to be into sex on the rocks. C J is doing a wonderful job on Mateus throbber, and Mateus is enjoying every minute of it. Im surprised when Mateus calls a halt to the fellatio. After a brisk walk along the beach, the scene continues as they mount stone stairs leading to their lodging. Here they pause for Mateus to kneel and go down on C J. Its only momentary as C J soon bends over offering his ass. Mateus drives his cock into the inviting aperture. The hottest part of the fuck is C J sitting on the big dick and riding it. Handsome guys in beautiful scenery made the opener a treat. The second scene is a letdown.
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Manstars 1: George
Release date: 4/18/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Private Man
Starring: Antonio, Peter, Attila, Alexander, Micky, Richard, George Vidanov, Gyorgy, Peter Bizanci, Frenky, Tamas, Attis
Directed by: Tom Bradford, Sebastiano Brogi, John Palmer
Review brief: George Vidanov is the best known moniker for this hunky performer since that is the name he used for Falcon (or Falcon used for him). But he has been in countless European films as Thor Brunov, Mishi Korvy, Michael Nyilas, Mihaly Hurok, and just Mihaly H (the name he used previously for Private Mans SWORDMASTER). Hes probably used other names as well. These Euro-performers have more alias than Chicago gangsters of the 30s. But whatever you call him, George is a hunk of the first magnitude. He is also something of an anomaly being a hirsute muscleman. Its true that when you see him head on you notice his ears stick out, causing him to resemble a taxicab with both doors open, but this flawif one can call it thatonly makes him more endearing. This film is a compilation of scenes he has done for Private Man along with one exclusive scene found only here. There is also a dubbed interview in which he admits to being gay and says that although he can top when required he prefers bottoming. In addition, he confesses to being sexually voracious.
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Release date: 4/18/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Private Man
Starring: Antonio, Peter, Attila, Alexander, Micky, Richard, George Vidanov, Gyorgy, Peter Bizanci, Frenky, Tamas, Attis
Directed by: Tom Bradford, Sebastiano Brogi, John Palmer
Review brief: George Vidanov is the best known moniker for this hunky performer since that is the name he used for Falcon (or Falcon used for him). But he has been in countless European films as Thor Brunov, Mishi Korvy, Michael Nyilas, Mihaly Hurok, and just Mihaly H (the name he used previously for Private Mans SWORDMASTER). Hes probably used other names as well. These Euro-performers have more alias than Chicago gangsters of the 30s. But whatever you call him, George is a hunk of the first magnitude. He is also something of an anomaly being a hirsute muscleman. Its true that when you see him head on you notice his ears stick out, causing him to resemble a taxicab with both doors open, but this flawif one can call it thatonly makes him more endearing. This film is a compilation of scenes he has done for Private Man along with one exclusive scene found only here. There is also a dubbed interview in which he admits to being gay and says that although he can top when required he prefers bottoming. In addition, he confesses to being sexually voracious.
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Dirty Little Sins
Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment
Starring: Brad Benton, Dillon Press, Jason Ridge, Nick Capra
Directed by: Jett Blakk
Review brief: Gore Vidal once expressed the notion that if someone were to deliberately sit down in a conscious attempt to devise a religion that would enslave the mind and negate all life, he couldnt do much better than Judeo-Christianity. Of course any religion demands absolute belief in the absolutely unbelievable, demanding that we stifle reason and murder the mind. Yet, it is not the evil of religion per se that DIRTY LITTLE SINS deals with, but the evil men who use that religion in a hypocritical manner. It is a timely topic with our present administration using right-wing religious groups to further a repressive and tyrannical agenda that erodes our liberties and the fundamental principles on which this country was based. Freud said that religion attacked sexual activity because religion was a perversion of sexuality. That is certainly the case here as illustrated in the opening prologue where we pan from a bible to a cross on the wall stating you are forgiven to young Brad Benton on his bed gazing at pictures of naked men and masturbating.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/17/2005
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment
Starring: Brad Benton, Dillon Press, Jason Ridge, Nick Capra
Directed by: Jett Blakk
Review brief: Gore Vidal once expressed the notion that if someone were to deliberately sit down in a conscious attempt to devise a religion that would enslave the mind and negate all life, he couldnt do much better than Judeo-Christianity. Of course any religion demands absolute belief in the absolutely unbelievable, demanding that we stifle reason and murder the mind. Yet, it is not the evil of religion per se that DIRTY LITTLE SINS deals with, but the evil men who use that religion in a hypocritical manner. It is a timely topic with our present administration using right-wing religious groups to further a repressive and tyrannical agenda that erodes our liberties and the fundamental principles on which this country was based. Freud said that religion attacked sexual activity because religion was a perversion of sexuality. That is certainly the case here as illustrated in the opening prologue where we pan from a bible to a cross on the wall stating you are forgiven to young Brad Benton on his bed gazing at pictures of naked men and masturbating.
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Musclemen Moving Company Inc.
Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Chad Conners, Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Derek Steele, Ben Campezi, Jim Slade
Review brief: If you like to see a muscleman on his knees with a cock in his mouth, or a muscle man on his back with a cock in his assthen this one might be for you. It begins with Derek Stone whose white hair makes him resemble the CEO of some Fortune 500 company on the phone order five muscular moving men. He gives instructions for them to come on in, as he will be in the shower. (As three scenes occur before he gets out of the shower, we tend to forget this. Perhaps the movers do too as he fails to give them either his name or address. This is just one instance of Blue Blakes insightful dialogue.) We cut to Robert Van Damme (the cover hunk) and Jim Slade lugging a mattress into an empty room and leaning it against the wall. The Oscar-winning dialogue is as follows: Jim: Damn! That was heavy. Robert: Whatre you lookin at? Jim: You. Robert: Me? They kiss. Their clothes melt (from their body heat I suppose). Robert has a nice uncut cock surmounted by only a thumbnail of pubic hair. Jims hair is a bit sparse in the crotch department also. Jim sucks Roberts cock and rims his ass.
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Release date: 10/12/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Chad Conners, Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Derek Steele, Ben Campezi, Jim Slade
Review brief: If you like to see a muscleman on his knees with a cock in his mouth, or a muscle man on his back with a cock in his assthen this one might be for you. It begins with Derek Stone whose white hair makes him resemble the CEO of some Fortune 500 company on the phone order five muscular moving men. He gives instructions for them to come on in, as he will be in the shower. (As three scenes occur before he gets out of the shower, we tend to forget this. Perhaps the movers do too as he fails to give them either his name or address. This is just one instance of Blue Blakes insightful dialogue.) We cut to Robert Van Damme (the cover hunk) and Jim Slade lugging a mattress into an empty room and leaning it against the wall. The Oscar-winning dialogue is as follows: Jim: Damn! That was heavy. Robert: Whatre you lookin at? Jim: You. Robert: Me? They kiss. Their clothes melt (from their body heat I suppose). Robert has a nice uncut cock surmounted by only a thumbnail of pubic hair. Jims hair is a bit sparse in the crotch department also. Jim sucks Roberts cock and rims his ass.
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Latin Thugz 2
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: I dislike it when films begin with previews of other films. It either annoys me that I have to wait to see the film I wanted to see. Orwhat is worseit makes me wish I were seeing one of the films in the previews rather than the one Im about to watch. Its a lose, lose situation. Previews should be at the end, inducing us to buy some more. Not put at the beginning to make us dissatisfied with the present product. That said, lets look at Latin Thugz Volume 2. This film is part of the "amateur line from Latino Fan Club. After much safe sex warnings, they tell us that the encounters are mostly unedited in order to be more real. But a film without editing is like a meal that hasnt been cooked. As a result the blowjobs seem to go on beyond the limit of any jaw to remain open that long without locking and for any cock to be sucked for that length of time and still keep its foreskin. We begin with Joieto and Papo sitting on a sofa bed.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: I dislike it when films begin with previews of other films. It either annoys me that I have to wait to see the film I wanted to see. Orwhat is worseit makes me wish I were seeing one of the films in the previews rather than the one Im about to watch. Its a lose, lose situation. Previews should be at the end, inducing us to buy some more. Not put at the beginning to make us dissatisfied with the present product. That said, lets look at Latin Thugz Volume 2. This film is part of the "amateur line from Latino Fan Club. After much safe sex warnings, they tell us that the encounters are mostly unedited in order to be more real. But a film without editing is like a meal that hasnt been cooked. As a result the blowjobs seem to go on beyond the limit of any jaw to remain open that long without locking and for any cock to be sucked for that length of time and still keep its foreskin. We begin with Joieto and Papo sitting on a sofa bed.
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Sex Stories 2
Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Blue Hotel
Review brief: S.E.V.P. (Scandinavian Erotic Video Production) specializes in barebacking twink videos. Under their banner we also have the Powerboy Series, The Gay Weekend series, and Sex Stories from the Blue Hotel studio. Though why the latter is called Stories remains a mystery. A story has a plot. These do not. Sex scenes would be a more accurate title. And scenes we have. As a matter of fact, in SEX STORIES 2, there are six. All following the same pattern as though laid down by law: A sucks B; B sucks A; A fucks B; B (often then) fucks A; A cums on Bs face and B sucks As cummy cock; B cums on As face and A sucks Bs cummy cock. Theres mutual analingus for good measure. There are four duos that adhere to this formula. There are also two threesomes. Same formula with an extra variation. Three of the scenes are absolute scorchers. The first scenewhich features the blond on the coveris one of the scorchers. It begins with him and a cute brunet showering side by side. The blond hands the brunet a cake of soap and requests that he wash his back.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Blue Hotel
Review brief: S.E.V.P. (Scandinavian Erotic Video Production) specializes in barebacking twink videos. Under their banner we also have the Powerboy Series, The Gay Weekend series, and Sex Stories from the Blue Hotel studio. Though why the latter is called Stories remains a mystery. A story has a plot. These do not. Sex scenes would be a more accurate title. And scenes we have. As a matter of fact, in SEX STORIES 2, there are six. All following the same pattern as though laid down by law: A sucks B; B sucks A; A fucks B; B (often then) fucks A; A cums on Bs face and B sucks As cummy cock; B cums on As face and A sucks Bs cummy cock. Theres mutual analingus for good measure. There are four duos that adhere to this formula. There are also two threesomes. Same formula with an extra variation. Three of the scenes are absolute scorchers. The first scenewhich features the blond on the coveris one of the scorchers. It begins with him and a cute brunet showering side by side. The blond hands the brunet a cake of soap and requests that he wash his back.
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Plantin' Seed 2
Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Paul Morris
Review brief: This is one the finest fucking films Ive seen from Treasure Island Media. I loved PLANTIN SEED #1 and this oneif anythingis better. If you dont know, the participants in Treasure Island films fuck bareback and have an insatiable taste for cum. To them, STD simply stands for Suck That Dick. The film opens with two guys in the kitchen. They aint about to bake a cake. They are about to suck a cock. Kevin Slater, wearing only an open blue shirt, eats out young Stephans ass though his jockstrap. Stephan turns around to suck Kevins stiff pole. Damn that things big! he says in wonder. Stephan cant get it all in his mouth, but it fits quite nicelyminus a condomup his ass. It looks like a college jock being fucked by his coach. Kevin pulls out only to shoot his load, and then shoves the cum-covered cock back in Stephans hole. When the fuck is over, Stephan cleans his ass with a cookie and takes a bite of the cookie.
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Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Paul Morris
Review brief: This is one the finest fucking films Ive seen from Treasure Island Media. I loved PLANTIN SEED #1 and this oneif anythingis better. If you dont know, the participants in Treasure Island films fuck bareback and have an insatiable taste for cum. To them, STD simply stands for Suck That Dick. The film opens with two guys in the kitchen. They aint about to bake a cake. They are about to suck a cock. Kevin Slater, wearing only an open blue shirt, eats out young Stephans ass though his jockstrap. Stephan turns around to suck Kevins stiff pole. Damn that things big! he says in wonder. Stephan cant get it all in his mouth, but it fits quite nicelyminus a condomup his ass. It looks like a college jock being fucked by his coach. Kevin pulls out only to shoot his load, and then shoves the cum-covered cock back in Stephans hole. When the fuck is over, Stephan cleans his ass with a cookie and takes a bite of the cookie.
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Straight To Bed (Arena)
Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Arena
Starring: Ben Damon, Michael Vista, Jack Sanders, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Andrew Adams
Review brief: The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2005
Studio: Arena
Starring: Ben Damon, Michael Vista, Jack Sanders, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Andrew Adams
Review brief: The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward.
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Lean, Mean Fighting Machines
Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 6/26/2005
Studio: Barrack X 69
Starring: Lucas, Alejandro, Josh Williams
Review brief: Barrack X 69 is another of those amateur companies that lures young servicemen to strip and stroke. I was less than enthusiastic about the previous film from this studio I reviewed, but this one gave me a fair amount of pleasure. This was due solely to the young performers whose looks and charm overcame mediocre camera work and my annoyance of the garrulous photographer who thinksmistakenlythat hes clever and funny. The first wanker was Lucas, a young twenty-year-old from the Coast Guard. There is a horrible tattoo of a badly drawn angel on his back and a rather nice tattoo on his right shoulder and arm. Lucas is cute. Hes very sweet. He says hes into bondage and being whipped. He also says he tops and bottoms. Arrangements are made for him to return and do a scene. Unfortunately its not on this DVD. DAMN! I suppose well just have to go to their web site and search for it. I, for one, definitely want to see him in action. Ethan Spense is nineteen. He too is cute. He closes his eyes as he pulls his pud. Im cummin, he announces. And he does. The final pud-puller is Armando.
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Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 6/26/2005
Studio: Barrack X 69
Starring: Lucas, Alejandro, Josh Williams
Review brief: Barrack X 69 is another of those amateur companies that lures young servicemen to strip and stroke. I was less than enthusiastic about the previous film from this studio I reviewed, but this one gave me a fair amount of pleasure. This was due solely to the young performers whose looks and charm overcame mediocre camera work and my annoyance of the garrulous photographer who thinksmistakenlythat hes clever and funny. The first wanker was Lucas, a young twenty-year-old from the Coast Guard. There is a horrible tattoo of a badly drawn angel on his back and a rather nice tattoo on his right shoulder and arm. Lucas is cute. Hes very sweet. He says hes into bondage and being whipped. He also says he tops and bottoms. Arrangements are made for him to return and do a scene. Unfortunately its not on this DVD. DAMN! I suppose well just have to go to their web site and search for it. I, for one, definitely want to see him in action. Ethan Spense is nineteen. He too is cute. He closes his eyes as he pulls his pud. Im cummin, he announces. And he does. The final pud-puller is Armando.
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Seven on One: Gang Bang Experiences 2
Release date: 4/28/2005
Reviewed on: 6/26/2005
Studio: Eagle Video
Review brief: Seven on One: Gangbang Experiences, Part Two lists the cast as Lukas Lucky, Dominick Nicholson, Jim Shaw, Paul Bird, Paul Samworth, John Lawrence, Mark Workin, and Louis Murrayalthough the cover lists them as Lukas Lucky, Dmitri, Rocky Summers, Libor, Marian, Jan, Jiri, and Pavel (all of which are probably closer to the truth) I mention this inconsistency because it is indicative of the indifference and carelessness exemplified in this product. The film begins with Lukas on his cell phone inviting friends over for a party. Hes supplying champagne, snacks, and his ass. Lucas is well-built with a round baby face and closely cropped curly hair. He reminds me of the stereotypical captain of a high school football team. The set, guys, direction, and situation of this film seems very much like that of the bisexual film Birthday Orgy which I reviewed earlier except this time there are no girls. (Incidentally, Birthday Orgy is really a gay film masquerading as a bisexual one.) When the guys arrive in a clump, Lukas gives all some champagne.
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Release date: 4/28/2005
Reviewed on: 6/26/2005
Studio: Eagle Video
Review brief: Seven on One: Gangbang Experiences, Part Two lists the cast as Lukas Lucky, Dominick Nicholson, Jim Shaw, Paul Bird, Paul Samworth, John Lawrence, Mark Workin, and Louis Murrayalthough the cover lists them as Lukas Lucky, Dmitri, Rocky Summers, Libor, Marian, Jan, Jiri, and Pavel (all of which are probably closer to the truth) I mention this inconsistency because it is indicative of the indifference and carelessness exemplified in this product. The film begins with Lukas on his cell phone inviting friends over for a party. Hes supplying champagne, snacks, and his ass. Lucas is well-built with a round baby face and closely cropped curly hair. He reminds me of the stereotypical captain of a high school football team. The set, guys, direction, and situation of this film seems very much like that of the bisexual film Birthday Orgy which I reviewed earlier except this time there are no girls. (Incidentally, Birthday Orgy is really a gay film masquerading as a bisexual one.) When the guys arrive in a clump, Lukas gives all some champagne.
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Lauderdale Strip
Release date: 4/13/2003
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Surfside
Review brief: Ultra slender, big-dicked Cameron Young is the cutest thing ever to come out of the cornfields of Idaho. Its no wonder hes picked up as soon as he arrives in the city. The lucky guy is Mark Matthews. Mark takes Cameron home. Mark kisses Cameron. Mark sucks Camerons cock. Its a big one. Camerons pubic hair shows us that Cameron is a natural blond. Each nipple is pierced by a straight bar. His tongue is pierced, too. Mark sucks Camerons toes, and then sucks his cock some more. Mark fucks Cameron, who proves himself an adept bottom. Afterward they shower and kiss some more. Mark offers to take Cameron to the club where he dances in order to see if he can get him a job. (Frankly, I wouldnt have taken Cameron anywhere. I would have chained him to my bed.) The club is run by a fat sleaze known as Boss Ira. Hes supposed to provide humor to the proceedings but I find his dealings with the boys uncomfortable and his humor corny. I just want to see these kids fuck. When Mark and Cameron arrive at the club, Tiger Ray is dancing.
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Release date: 4/13/2003
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Surfside
Review brief: Ultra slender, big-dicked Cameron Young is the cutest thing ever to come out of the cornfields of Idaho. Its no wonder hes picked up as soon as he arrives in the city. The lucky guy is Mark Matthews. Mark takes Cameron home. Mark kisses Cameron. Mark sucks Camerons cock. Its a big one. Camerons pubic hair shows us that Cameron is a natural blond. Each nipple is pierced by a straight bar. His tongue is pierced, too. Mark sucks Camerons toes, and then sucks his cock some more. Mark fucks Cameron, who proves himself an adept bottom. Afterward they shower and kiss some more. Mark offers to take Cameron to the club where he dances in order to see if he can get him a job. (Frankly, I wouldnt have taken Cameron anywhere. I would have chained him to my bed.) The club is run by a fat sleaze known as Boss Ira. Hes supposed to provide humor to the proceedings but I find his dealings with the boys uncomfortable and his humor corny. I just want to see these kids fuck. When Mark and Cameron arrive at the club, Tiger Ray is dancing.
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Cafe Cum Leche
Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: As the title suggests, skin tones vary as Tribal Pulse goes Latin in CAFE CUM LECHE. Its off to a less than intriguing start as the first two performers Fabio and Paulo are only average in appearance. Both lean a bit toward the cafe side. Fabio is turned on by Paulos nipple piercings. He is soon turned on more by Paulos tongue piercing. The final stimulation comes from Paulos cock up his ass. Things pick up considerably in scene two when we discover nicely hung and handsome Andre Bueno showering. Andre is one of the leche Latins. Lounging in a pile of bubbles is Luan. Andre stops showering, slowly crawls into the bubble bath, and blows Luan. Hes an excellent cocksucker. After a bit, Andre presents Luan with his ass. Luan fills it with his big dick and pounds away until Andre's anus is gaping open like a cunt. Luan can pull his cock all the way out and thrust it back in with no hands. The hole just seems to swallow it up. Andre loves it. (So do I.) For scene three our narrator tells us the duo is Fabrizio and Peter.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/25/2005
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: As the title suggests, skin tones vary as Tribal Pulse goes Latin in CAFE CUM LECHE. Its off to a less than intriguing start as the first two performers Fabio and Paulo are only average in appearance. Both lean a bit toward the cafe side. Fabio is turned on by Paulos nipple piercings. He is soon turned on more by Paulos tongue piercing. The final stimulation comes from Paulos cock up his ass. Things pick up considerably in scene two when we discover nicely hung and handsome Andre Bueno showering. Andre is one of the leche Latins. Lounging in a pile of bubbles is Luan. Andre stops showering, slowly crawls into the bubble bath, and blows Luan. Hes an excellent cocksucker. After a bit, Andre presents Luan with his ass. Luan fills it with his big dick and pounds away until Andre's anus is gaping open like a cunt. Luan can pull his cock all the way out and thrust it back in with no hands. The hole just seems to swallow it up. Andre loves it. (So do I.) For scene three our narrator tells us the duo is Fabrizio and Peter.
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Machismo - and How to Get It
Release date: 4/8/2005
Reviewed on: 6/18/2005
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: The film begins with the announcement: The acts performed dont necessarily reflect the performers sexual orientation. That, I suppose, is in keeping with their machismo. Andto make sure we bloody well know what machismo isthey define the word. The action takes place behind the scenes of the magazine MACHISMO which features hung Latino men. From time to time we see some models with heavy foreskins posing for photographs that serves as bridges between the hardcore scenes. The first sexual encounter is between Tariq and Will. These boys waste no time in getting to it. Will, wearing an instrument of Roman execution around his neck, gives head to Tariq who has a lightly haired chest and nipples the size of pencil erasers. (If the Romans had used a different method of execution would people wear little guillotines or electric chairs?) They move into a brief 69 before Tariq face-fucks Will. After they jack off, they share a post-coital cigarette just like the heteros do. Papi Songo with a build like a star quarterback is working as a carpenter at a photo shoot.
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Release date: 4/8/2005
Reviewed on: 6/18/2005
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: The film begins with the announcement: The acts performed dont necessarily reflect the performers sexual orientation. That, I suppose, is in keeping with their machismo. Andto make sure we bloody well know what machismo isthey define the word. The action takes place behind the scenes of the magazine MACHISMO which features hung Latino men. From time to time we see some models with heavy foreskins posing for photographs that serves as bridges between the hardcore scenes. The first sexual encounter is between Tariq and Will. These boys waste no time in getting to it. Will, wearing an instrument of Roman execution around his neck, gives head to Tariq who has a lightly haired chest and nipples the size of pencil erasers. (If the Romans had used a different method of execution would people wear little guillotines or electric chairs?) They move into a brief 69 before Tariq face-fucks Will. After they jack off, they share a post-coital cigarette just like the heteros do. Papi Songo with a build like a star quarterback is working as a carpenter at a photo shoot.
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Men In Blue (Gino Pictures)
Release date: 3/14/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Gino Pictures
Starring: Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, Gino Colbert, Paul Morgan, Rod Garetto, Brent Cross, Ryan Block, Blue Blake, Rich Raines, Michael Crawford, Cutter West, Zachary Scott, Scott Lyons, Juan Antonio, Andreas Bergane, Rod Garreto
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: MEN IN BLUE is a 1998 film that has now been transferred to DVD. It stars and was written by Blue Blake. It was directed by Gino Colbert. Despite the rave reviews filling the cover, this is one of those videos that should have been left to die in oblivion. Officer Blue Blakea Los Angeles policeman despite his cockney accentsits in his patrol car guzzling whisky. Spying Paul Morgan and Gino Colbert in a parked car, Blue goes over and calls them faggots. He plants incriminating evidence in the car andat gunpointforces Gino to suck Pauls cock and let Paul cum in his mouth. This was just the teaser. We now watch the credits. After the credits we find Blue sitting in an interrogation room being interrogated by internal affairs officer Ron Jeremy. Fat and homely, Ron is a legend in straight pornwhich only goes to show we homos have it better than the heteros. Rona good actor, I must admitquestions Blue about the suicide of his young partner, Brent Cross. In a flashback we get the story Blue doesnt tell. Brent arrives at Blues apartment to pick him up for duty.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/14/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005
Studio: Gino Pictures
Starring: Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, Gino Colbert, Paul Morgan, Rod Garetto, Brent Cross, Ryan Block, Blue Blake, Rich Raines, Michael Crawford, Cutter West, Zachary Scott, Scott Lyons, Juan Antonio, Andreas Bergane, Rod Garreto
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: MEN IN BLUE is a 1998 film that has now been transferred to DVD. It stars and was written by Blue Blake. It was directed by Gino Colbert. Despite the rave reviews filling the cover, this is one of those videos that should have been left to die in oblivion. Officer Blue Blakea Los Angeles policeman despite his cockney accentsits in his patrol car guzzling whisky. Spying Paul Morgan and Gino Colbert in a parked car, Blue goes over and calls them faggots. He plants incriminating evidence in the car andat gunpointforces Gino to suck Pauls cock and let Paul cum in his mouth. This was just the teaser. We now watch the credits. After the credits we find Blue sitting in an interrogation room being interrogated by internal affairs officer Ron Jeremy. Fat and homely, Ron is a legend in straight pornwhich only goes to show we homos have it better than the heteros. Rona good actor, I must admitquestions Blue about the suicide of his young partner, Brent Cross. In a flashback we get the story Blue doesnt tell. Brent arrives at Blues apartment to pick him up for duty.
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Manplay 20
Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), David, Brandon, Sean, Jeff, Ivan, J.C., Ken, Slater, Colby, Eryk
Review brief: Eleven hunks take part in Titans twentieth semi-orchestrated orgy. They are: KEN receding hair, garish tattoo on arm, nice hairy chest BRANDON extremely handsome (the only looker in the group) with a great build RANDY African-American with beard and shaved head COLBY hairy chest, scruffy ERYK nice-looking with sideburns, slender, a smooth chest, a nice long dick IVAN tattoo all the way down his right arm, pierced nipple, long uncut cock J C close-cropped hair, hairy chest SLATER pierced eyebrow, slender bear, scruffy JEFF smooth SEAN hairy with a light beard DAVID both nipples pierced, scruffy When the action gets going I dont even remember seeing some of these guys, which just goes to show how memorable some are. What makes this one less interesting than many is the fact that too many of these guys are the same type. Its almost like watching the results of some wry cloning experiment. Only Brandon (the only one who possesses star potential) Eryk, and Ivan rise above the general mediocrity.
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), David, Brandon, Sean, Jeff, Ivan, J.C., Ken, Slater, Colby, Eryk
Review brief: Eleven hunks take part in Titans twentieth semi-orchestrated orgy. They are: KEN receding hair, garish tattoo on arm, nice hairy chest BRANDON extremely handsome (the only looker in the group) with a great build RANDY African-American with beard and shaved head COLBY hairy chest, scruffy ERYK nice-looking with sideburns, slender, a smooth chest, a nice long dick IVAN tattoo all the way down his right arm, pierced nipple, long uncut cock J C close-cropped hair, hairy chest SLATER pierced eyebrow, slender bear, scruffy JEFF smooth SEAN hairy with a light beard DAVID both nipples pierced, scruffy When the action gets going I dont even remember seeing some of these guys, which just goes to show how memorable some are. What makes this one less interesting than many is the fact that too many of these guys are the same type. Its almost like watching the results of some wry cloning experiment. Only Brandon (the only one who possesses star potential) Eryk, and Ivan rise above the general mediocrity.
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First Time Fuckers (Barrack X 69)
Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Barrack X 69
Review brief: Since no one in this entire film fucks, the title is grossly misleading! Theres just jacking off, some inept cocksucking, and some ineffectual dildoing. None of which defines the word fuck in my book. First up (no pun intended) is Jaime Wayans, a young black marine who has won a purple heart. He strips and prepares to jack off. Now this leads me to a question about these amateur masturbation films. If you want a guy to get hard and cum would you chatter away and distract him from the matter in hand? Its one thing to offer encouragement and flattery, but to talk as though you were just sitting around drinking beer strikes me as absurd. Anyway despite the magpie behind the camera, Jamie does cum, although at the moment of ecstasy the camera is on his face not his cock. Bryan age 21 is a handsome farm-boy type with a very nice body that has been disfigured by a bible verse on his chest. It says something about Yahweh teaching his hands for war and his fingers for battle.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Barrack X 69
Review brief: Since no one in this entire film fucks, the title is grossly misleading! Theres just jacking off, some inept cocksucking, and some ineffectual dildoing. None of which defines the word fuck in my book. First up (no pun intended) is Jaime Wayans, a young black marine who has won a purple heart. He strips and prepares to jack off. Now this leads me to a question about these amateur masturbation films. If you want a guy to get hard and cum would you chatter away and distract him from the matter in hand? Its one thing to offer encouragement and flattery, but to talk as though you were just sitting around drinking beer strikes me as absurd. Anyway despite the magpie behind the camera, Jamie does cum, although at the moment of ecstasy the camera is on his face not his cock. Bryan age 21 is a handsome farm-boy type with a very nice body that has been disfigured by a bible verse on his chest. It says something about Yahweh teaching his hands for war and his fingers for battle.
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Born To Grind
Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Boy Ride Films
Review brief: BORN TO GRIND is the first film from Boyride films that Ive seen. And it wont be the last. Before the film the two barebacking boyfriends (Jeron & Trey) give a warning about bareback sex. They tell us they are lovers and that although unprotected sex is okay for them, the rest of us shouldnt try it. They are the cuties we see on the cover. I dont really know which is which. In this warning segment the one with long black hair calls the other with the pageboy shag Laszlo. So rightly or wrongly Im going to call the talkative one with long black hair Jeron and Laszlo Trey. The film proper begins with Laszlouh, Trey surprising Jeron with a surfboard that was stolen from him some time ago and that Trey has found in a pawnshop. He gets a kiss. (These two kiss a lot. If they kiss this much off-screenand in the behind the scenes segment it appears they do, then their lips between kissing and cocksucking must get awfully sore.) They now make love. Thats the operative word with these two: love, not just sex. Theres much kissing and cocksucking before Trey tops Jeron without a condom.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 6/11/2005
Studio: Boy Ride Films
Review brief: BORN TO GRIND is the first film from Boyride films that Ive seen. And it wont be the last. Before the film the two barebacking boyfriends (Jeron & Trey) give a warning about bareback sex. They tell us they are lovers and that although unprotected sex is okay for them, the rest of us shouldnt try it. They are the cuties we see on the cover. I dont really know which is which. In this warning segment the one with long black hair calls the other with the pageboy shag Laszlo. So rightly or wrongly Im going to call the talkative one with long black hair Jeron and Laszlo Trey. The film proper begins with Laszlouh, Trey surprising Jeron with a surfboard that was stolen from him some time ago and that Trey has found in a pawnshop. He gets a kiss. (These two kiss a lot. If they kiss this much off-screenand in the behind the scenes segment it appears they do, then their lips between kissing and cocksucking must get awfully sore.) They now make love. Thats the operative word with these two: love, not just sex. Theres much kissing and cocksucking before Trey tops Jeron without a condom.
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Freaky Thugz: The Fire Within
Release date: 1/2/2004
Reviewed on: 6/4/2005
Studio: Tyger Tyson
Starring: Rico Suave, Tiger Tyson, Alex Hamilton, Muscle Miguel
Review brief: Weird, kinky, and very ambitious FREAKY THUGZ: THE FIRE WITHIN is the brainchild of Junito who also stars and directs. It supposes that there is a force which when unleashed will cause a man to lose his inhibitions and come out of the closet. (There is such a force, Junito, its called booze.) It opens with Tiger Tyson squatting in the center of a ring of devotional lights masturbating. Thin smoke wafts over the scene. I assume Tiger is summoning the force. He does summon a load of cum. We next find Junito and a friend leaving work late at night. Walking wearily though the park he encounters Tiger on a bench who asks him for a light. Tiger shares a joint with him. Then forces him to remove Tigers boots, his socks, and suck his toes. (Everybody sucks toes here.) Tiger has Junito bend over the bench and fucks him. That night Junito has a dream. The setting is a bathhouse. Its filmed with a red filter on the camera lens. Everyone wears white masks. On the roof toes and cocks are sucked. Junito dreams he gets a mouthful of cum. The wet dream gives him a hands-free ejaculation.
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Release date: 1/2/2004
Reviewed on: 6/4/2005
Studio: Tyger Tyson
Starring: Rico Suave, Tiger Tyson, Alex Hamilton, Muscle Miguel
Review brief: Weird, kinky, and very ambitious FREAKY THUGZ: THE FIRE WITHIN is the brainchild of Junito who also stars and directs. It supposes that there is a force which when unleashed will cause a man to lose his inhibitions and come out of the closet. (There is such a force, Junito, its called booze.) It opens with Tiger Tyson squatting in the center of a ring of devotional lights masturbating. Thin smoke wafts over the scene. I assume Tiger is summoning the force. He does summon a load of cum. We next find Junito and a friend leaving work late at night. Walking wearily though the park he encounters Tiger on a bench who asks him for a light. Tiger shares a joint with him. Then forces him to remove Tigers boots, his socks, and suck his toes. (Everybody sucks toes here.) Tiger has Junito bend over the bench and fucks him. That night Junito has a dream. The setting is a bathhouse. Its filmed with a red filter on the camera lens. Everyone wears white masks. On the roof toes and cocks are sucked. Junito dreams he gets a mouthful of cum. The wet dream gives him a hands-free ejaculation.
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Black Sex Party
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: FilmCo
Starring: T.J. Swan, Dennis Johnson, Tory Bell, David Watson
Review brief: Although it now appears to be part of a series, BLACK SEX PARTY was really made many years ago and has only now been transferred to DVD. It was made in the pre-condom days and has some pretty fair bareback sex. BarebackingI might addwith some big dicks! David Watsona young light-skinned Afro-American twink (see cover) needs a place to stay so he goes out to visit his rich uncle Al Ridgley. Uncle Al has bought a new car that David admires. Uncle Al admires Davids young ass. He agrees to let David live in his apartment in town in exchange for an occasional poke into Davids young butt, starting now. Uncle Al starts sucking Davids dick. Uncle Als cute houseboy spies them and is invited to join. Uncle Al sucks both. With the houseboy holding Davids cheeks apart, Uncle Al drives his dick home. Now in Uncle Als apartment David calls his friend T. J. Swan and invites him over for some good stuff he has. (In this case some weed, but T. J. is about to get some other good stuff as well.) We crosscut between David showering and T. J. walking over.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: FilmCo
Starring: T.J. Swan, Dennis Johnson, Tory Bell, David Watson
Review brief: Although it now appears to be part of a series, BLACK SEX PARTY was really made many years ago and has only now been transferred to DVD. It was made in the pre-condom days and has some pretty fair bareback sex. BarebackingI might addwith some big dicks! David Watsona young light-skinned Afro-American twink (see cover) needs a place to stay so he goes out to visit his rich uncle Al Ridgley. Uncle Al has bought a new car that David admires. Uncle Al admires Davids young ass. He agrees to let David live in his apartment in town in exchange for an occasional poke into Davids young butt, starting now. Uncle Al starts sucking Davids dick. Uncle Als cute houseboy spies them and is invited to join. Uncle Al sucks both. With the houseboy holding Davids cheeks apart, Uncle Al drives his dick home. Now in Uncle Als apartment David calls his friend T. J. Swan and invites him over for some good stuff he has. (In this case some weed, but T. J. is about to get some other good stuff as well.) We crosscut between David showering and T. J. walking over.
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Don't Tease Me! 1
Release date: 11/15/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: Red Moon
Starring: Scott Mann, Steve Tuck, Michael Brandon
Review brief: As light S & M films go, this one is far better than any of the crap put out by Grapik. Its well lit and photographed for one thing. They have taken some pains with the sets and it actually has some direction and decent acting. And in contrast to Grapik which treats the sex almost as though its a softcore film, this one actually shows some good sucking and fucking (although the latter doesnt last long enough). The raison dĂȘtre for the film is spanking. Now spanking is I guess a turn on (especially for priests) and there are certainly some asses Ive wanted to spank. In my case that was directed more by anger than lust. Still, I find the butts here quite hot even before they get pink. There are three scenes and they progress in quality from the weakest to the best. The opening subtitled The Warehouse Man is pretty poor. The major reason is because the tormentor is given more exposure than the victim when its the victim who is the more attractive of the two.
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Release date: 11/15/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: Red Moon
Starring: Scott Mann, Steve Tuck, Michael Brandon
Review brief: As light S & M films go, this one is far better than any of the crap put out by Grapik. Its well lit and photographed for one thing. They have taken some pains with the sets and it actually has some direction and decent acting. And in contrast to Grapik which treats the sex almost as though its a softcore film, this one actually shows some good sucking and fucking (although the latter doesnt last long enough). The raison dĂȘtre for the film is spanking. Now spanking is I guess a turn on (especially for priests) and there are certainly some asses Ive wanted to spank. In my case that was directed more by anger than lust. Still, I find the butts here quite hot even before they get pink. There are three scenes and they progress in quality from the weakest to the best. The opening subtitled The Warehouse Man is pretty poor. The major reason is because the tormentor is given more exposure than the victim when its the victim who is the more attractive of the two.
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Soldiers From Eastern Europe Part 10
Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: As Ive mentioned in other reviews, this is an excellent series. Its full of hot uncut studs who have no inhibitions in sucking dick and getting fucked. I havent seen all in this series (although I wish I had) but those I have seen are well worth your time. This one is no exception. The guys in number 10 speak a heavily accented English, as the producers know the films are for the American market. The conversation which contains sentences such as I would like to something tell you; you are very pretty boy. will strike some as cute, camp, comicor all three. Often times once cant follow the sentence at all, but theyre tryingbless their big hard-ons. The film opens with a young twink soldier packing. It is he who elicits the above sentence from one of his comrades. Thank you, he replies modestly. (He IS a very pretty boy.) When a third soldier arrives he is asked, Dont you think hes pretty boy? He makes it unanimous. They encourage the pretty boy to sit between them where they kiss him, undress him, and soon have the twink's cock in their mouths. Its a big one.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: As Ive mentioned in other reviews, this is an excellent series. Its full of hot uncut studs who have no inhibitions in sucking dick and getting fucked. I havent seen all in this series (although I wish I had) but those I have seen are well worth your time. This one is no exception. The guys in number 10 speak a heavily accented English, as the producers know the films are for the American market. The conversation which contains sentences such as I would like to something tell you; you are very pretty boy. will strike some as cute, camp, comicor all three. Often times once cant follow the sentence at all, but theyre tryingbless their big hard-ons. The film opens with a young twink soldier packing. It is he who elicits the above sentence from one of his comrades. Thank you, he replies modestly. (He IS a very pretty boy.) When a third soldier arrives he is asked, Dont you think hes pretty boy? He makes it unanimous. They encourage the pretty boy to sit between them where they kiss him, undress him, and soon have the twink's cock in their mouths. Its a big one.
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Kostas' Friends
Release date: 10/31/2002
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Ikarus
Starring: Giovanni Lucca
Review brief: Kostas is a dog. No, not an ugly woman. A furry tail-wagger that barks. He is the narrator of our tale. The setting is one of the Greek isles. Spectacular scenery, stunning guys, and scorching sex make this a sheer delight. The first to go at it are Anton Elsinski and Gino Ferrara. Anton is incredible! This little Russian is one of the prettiest blond twinks to inhabit the planet. He is also a skilled cocksucker, an expert rimmeroh, wow, is he everand a marvelous bottom. His pale skin against the copper of Gino makes for a outstanding coupling. Anton cums while riding Ginos cock. Then, with Antons cum still pooled on his belly, Gino shoots a fine load. A handsome gardener, Anatol Borinski, is watering the plants. Below him, a magnificent hunk, Janos Balczik, is sunbathing. Anatol inadvertently sprays Janos. For a punishment hes made to suck Janos cock and take it up the ass. (Thats punishment?) Anatol is a real beauty. He could spray me any day.
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Release date: 10/31/2002
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Ikarus
Starring: Giovanni Lucca
Review brief: Kostas is a dog. No, not an ugly woman. A furry tail-wagger that barks. He is the narrator of our tale. The setting is one of the Greek isles. Spectacular scenery, stunning guys, and scorching sex make this a sheer delight. The first to go at it are Anton Elsinski and Gino Ferrara. Anton is incredible! This little Russian is one of the prettiest blond twinks to inhabit the planet. He is also a skilled cocksucker, an expert rimmeroh, wow, is he everand a marvelous bottom. His pale skin against the copper of Gino makes for a outstanding coupling. Anton cums while riding Ginos cock. Then, with Antons cum still pooled on his belly, Gino shoots a fine load. A handsome gardener, Anatol Borinski, is watering the plants. Below him, a magnificent hunk, Janos Balczik, is sunbathing. Anatol inadvertently sprays Janos. For a punishment hes made to suck Janos cock and take it up the ass. (Thats punishment?) Anatol is a real beauty. He could spray me any day.
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Boys Are Back In Town, The (Arena)
Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Arena
Starring: Leonardo, Ryan, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Diego
Review brief: The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder.
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Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Arena
Starring: Leonardo, Ryan, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Diego
Review brief: The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder.
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