Machismo - and How to Get It Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/18/2005

The film begins with the announcement: “The acts performed don’t necessarily reflect the performer’s sexual orientation.” That, I suppose, is in keeping with their “machismo”. And—to make sure we bloody well know what machismo is—they define the word. The action takes place behind the scenes of the magazine MACHISMO which features hung Latino men. From time to time we see some models with heavy foreskins posing for photographs that serves as bridges between the hardcore scenes.

The first sexual encounter is between Tariq and Will. These boys waste no time in getting to it. Will, wearing an instrument of Roman execution around his neck, gives head to Tariq who has a lightly haired chest and nipples the size of pencil erasers. (If the Romans had used a different method of execution would people wear little guillotines or electric chairs?) They move into a brief 69 before Tariq face-fucks Will. After they jack off, they share a post-coital cigarette just like the heteros do.

Papi Songo with a build like a star quarterback is working as a carpenter at a photo shoot. The photographer—a fat fuck—is annoyed that the model hasn’t shown. When the photographer is out of the room, the phone rings. Papi tells the late model that the shoot is cancelled. He then stands around making the pectoral muscles flex on his hairy chest until the photographer gets the brilliant idea to use him for the photographs. Papi has a big dick to go with his big muscles and that macho muscle just won’t fit in the underwear he is supposed to wear for the shoot. He never gets his photograph taken but he gets a lousy blowjob from the fat fuck.

As Rubin auditions for the magazine, his three buddies in the waiting room (Junior Valdez, Luis, and Pablo) suck dick. We never know if Rubin gets the job, but his buddies get their rocks off.

Eduardo, a sultry well-built stud, is working at the computer. “G.Q.” is reading a magazine. Both stop what they are doing so “G.Q.” can get “F”-ed.

Pretty-Boy Thug fills in the form for a modeling job. He has curly hair and a round face with a mustache and goatee. He wears Chico Marx’s hat. Janiero, an attractive young stud, interviews him. Pretty-Boy is quite willing to remove his shirt so that Janiero can evaluate the goods, but he’s very reluctant to remove his pants. It’s only when he’s told flatly that unless he does he can forget about a job. Janiero slides the pants and boxers down until Pretty-Boy's large uncut piece of meat is at the interviewer’s eye-level. “Why don’t you suck it?” sneers Thug. And does Janiero ever! This guy can really suck dick. He even slurps in the cojones for good measure. His reward is a great glob of cum on his cheek.

I sit up and take notice when I see the two handsomest men in the film looking at slides of the photo shoots. God, but they’re hunks! Yet before I can reach for the lube, the scene changes. CARAY!

Instead of the hunks, we find Frankie who’s nowhere near as handsome but still rather cute also looking at the photos and giving his approval of them to someone over the phone. Ricardo, a handsome hunk, is carrying in boxes. When he hears Frankie telling the guy on the phone what he’d like to do to the guy in the picture, Ricardo moves up behind Frankie and drops his pants. When Frankie discovers there’s a cock in room that’s as good—if not better—than anything in the picture, he hangs up the phone and goes down on Ricardo. Another enters the room and for a while they share Ricardo’s rod. Then Frankie moves behind to eat out Ricardo’s ass leaving the newcomer to have the cock all to himself. It’s the newcomer, however, and not Ricardo who sits down on Frankie’s dick. With Frankie’s cock in his ass, he returns to sucking Ricardo. Everyone cums on this intruder.

It’s easy to see why the Latino Fan Club has been going strong for years. The guys are sexy and h-u-n-g. That olive skin, those hairy chests, those fat foreskinned cocks! This film makes a welcome change from the traditional diet of chicken and beef.
Try it, you might like it.