Seven on One: Gang Bang Experiences 2 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/26/2005

Seven on One: Gangbang Experiences, Part Two lists the cast as Lukas Lucky, Dominick Nicholson, Jim Shaw, Paul Bird, Paul Samworth, John Lawrence, Mark Workin, and Louis Murray—although the cover lists them as Lukas Lucky, Dmitri, Rocky Summers, Libor, Marian, Jan, Jiri, and Pavel (all of which are probably closer to the truth) I mention this inconsistency because it is indicative of the indifference and carelessness exemplified in this product.

The film begins with Lukas on his cell phone inviting friends over for a party. He’s supplying champagne, snacks, and his ass. Lucas is well-built with a round baby face and closely cropped curly hair. He reminds me of the stereotypical captain of a high school football team. The set, guys, direction, and situation of this film seems very much like that of the bisexual film Birthday Orgy which I reviewed earlier except this time there are no girls. (Incidentally, Birthday Orgy is really a gay film masquerading as a bisexual one.) When the guys arrive in a clump, Lukas gives all some champagne. They sit around talking in heavily accented English that is sometimes understood and sometimes not. Now don’t get me wrong, these guys are gorgeous and a pleasure just to look at, but after a while it gets a mite tedious so I suggest you fast-forward until they start taking their clothes off. After all, it’s 12 minutes into the film before we see so much as a bare chest; 15 minutes before anyone kisses; and 16 minutes before we see a cock and someone—Lukas of course—goes down on it. (Naturally it’s the biggest cock on the most muscular stud, who has no pubic hair.) This starts the balls rolling. Longhaired Marian goes down on a dick and soon nearly everyone has a penis pacifier.

This sucking goes on for an interminable amount of time before Lukas clears off the coffee table and climbs on it. This is the seeming signal for everyone to climb on Lucas, but they just keep sucking. It’s 44 minutes before even so much as a tongue goes into Lukas' male pussy, and then everyone wants to get in a lick.

Finally at 56 minutes someone starts fucking Lukas. When he pulls out, longhaired Marian fucks Lukas with a strap-on dildo. He’s followed by the pubeless muscle hunk with the big cock; and so on and so forth until everyone has had a push and a poke into the host.

I was glad when Lukas jerked off and shot his load because it meant the end was near. I’ve never found orgies to be as stimulating as one on one, and even with all the great eye-candy in this one I got excruciatingly bored. Also the post-dubbed moans and groans were a bit much. It’s very difficult to direct an orgy on film. And this one wasn’t directed at all. There were fantastic looking young studs with enormous potential but they were wasted by a director who has little concept of how to direct porn. What a director who knows the business could have done with this staggers the mind. Kristen, Herve, Lucas K, Chi Chi, and Jet—where were you when we needed you?