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Truckstop Daddy

Release date: 6/28/2003
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006

Studio: Catalina



Review brief: Being neither a chubby chaser nor one looking for a daddy, I find big burly bears with little or no hair on their heads (but plenty on their faces, chests, and fat bellies) something less than a turn on. When the credits rolled for this one accompanied by pictures of the participants, I feared the worst. But I was surprised when the film began that there were some really hot guys here and several of the scenes got more than my hackles to rise. The first scene begins when the truckstop daddya gentle bear who comes across as not overly brightwatches two guys getting it on in the truckstop restroom. The janitorsorrysanitary engineer is mopping the floor when a rather gruesome guy enters. Hes not one of the fat daddies but he will win no beauty prizes. The janitorsorrysanitary engineer however is one gorgeous hunk. He is David Bronson. Hes handsome and very masculine. He has a great build and a hairy torso can be glimpsed though his unbuttoned shirt. As the gruesome one sits on the toilet, David pops his cock through a glory hole for Gruesome to suck.
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Horny Poles 2

Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006

Studio: U.S. Male



Review brief: Two young Poles are watching a gay video on TV. This gives them ideas so they strip down. One has a big nose and a small dick. The other has a small nose and a big dick. They are average lookers. They suck one another to no avail, as their dicks remain limp. The sucking is awkward. Finally they sit side by side and pull their puds until they achieve a semblance of hardness. They suck dick again. Big Dick applies some lube to his butthole. I dont know why as hes not the one to get fucked. Big Nose applies a condom to Big Dick and tries to sit down on the young Poles pole. He doesnt succeed so they sixty-nine. A third guy enters. Big Nose pulls down the newcomers trousers and sucks his dick thatnot surprisinglydoesnt get hard. With all else failing, Big Nose does somehow manage to fuck Big Dick doggy style. The newcomer crawls underneath and he and Big Dick sixty-nine. Big Dick continues to wear the condom he had on ages earlier. The music for this scene was downright weird. At times it sounded as though it should be accompanying a western movie.
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Auditions 3 (Lucas)

Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 4/5/2006

Studio: Lucas Entertainment

Starring: Michael Lucas, Owen Hawk, Richard Black, Hunter James, Erik Grant, Asoka, Tommy DeLuca, Rob Ramos, Bobby York, Phillipp Dante
Directed by: Michael Lucas

Review brief: Of the nine performers featured on this DVD only two of them are newcomers to porn. So it seems a bit far-fetched to call this an audition tape. But if we are watching some pretty good sex, were not going to quibble about technicalities are we? In the first of the five scenes we find Lucas himself paired with Owen Hawk. Now Owen is certainly a seasoned pro and Lucas admits this saying quite bluntly that he just wanted to do a scene with Owen because he finds him cute. He also tells Owen that he is beautiful. Well, Ill go along with Owen being cute, but Owen is not beautiful. More importantly though he is a sexually voracious little bugger and seems to be great fun in the sack. The two of them suck cock, have a nice a sixty-nine, and Lucas gets to fuck him. Something both appear to enjoy very much. What I found fascinatingand Michael did toowas Owen deep-throating Michaels enormous pylon. It causes Michael to gasp in both pleasure and surprise. No wonder he wanted to do a scene with Owen! Erik Grant and Rob Ramos are up for scene two.
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Bare Boners

Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/2/2006

Studio: HIS & HIS Gold

Starring: Butch Taylor, Rick Donovan, Brad Phillips, Michael Vincent, Chad James, J.W. King, Johnny Dawes, Leo Ford, Chris Burns, Jamie Bleu

Review brief: I guess Im anal retentive or obsessive-compulsive but I prefer complete films to compilations. I know thats silly since 97 of porn films have no plot and are therefore compilations, but Im just funny that way. BARE BONERS is a compilation of 8 early pre-condom scenes from the vaults of HIS Studios. They haveI regret to saychosen poorly. In addition none of the scenes or performers are identified and that added to my frustration when I knew a performer but couldnt think of his name. Obviously all they were interested in here was to make a quick buck. The first scene opens as two blonds (Michael Vincent and Jamie Blue) arrive at a house. While adorable Jaime stays downstairs on the sofa with Chad James (who is nothing to turn you on) and a mustachioed dude (who has severe erection problems) Michael goes upstairs with a cute guy that I know but dont. Downstairs, Chad takes a pounce on Jamies cock and is soon sucking away. Soon all three are naked.
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Sex Trigger

Release date: 11/8/2001
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006

Studio: Sunshine

Starring: Tony Lexus, Chris Yeager, Hank Hightower, Marc Saber, Jesse Skylar, Jason Pride, Nick Romano, Cory Taylor

Review brief: A bunch of the boys are hanging out talking about sex. Jason Pride tells about being out jogging and picking up another jogger, Hank Hightower. Now Jason is a clean-cut attractive young man. Hankon the other handsis a mature bear. Hair covers his bulgy body and his face. Although I do like svelte bears, those like Hank are not to my taste. He obviously is to Jason's taste though and the scene is rather uplifting. We would all like to be in Hanks place fucking such an attractive young man. Next up its beauty and the beast again. This time the beast is much more attractive in the person of Nick Romano. The beauty is blond and humpy Jesse Skylar (or Skyler in some films). Jesse is sunbathing beside the Jacuzzi as Nick goes for a soak and then goes for Jesse. Nick goes up Jesse, too. I actually expected Jesse to fuck Nick, so this was a pleasant surprise. I like it when the seemingly unfuckable gets fucked. A horny Chris Yeager calls an ad in the paper. The responder is Cory Taylor. Cory has looked much better in other films than he does here. Here hes sort of scruffy.
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Behind Closed Doors (Falcon)

Release date: 2/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006

Studio: Falcon Studios

Starring: Tom Steele, Kevin Wiles, Jim Bentley, Paul Coder, Joe Cade, Mike Gregory, Mike Ramsey
Directed by: Steven Scarborough

Review brief: We assume that the action takes place in a fraternity house. We assume some of the guys have been given keys to certain rooms where pleasure awaits them. Who cares? All we are interested in is action, and there is enough of that here in this pre-condom video now released onto DVD. Room One. Mike Ramseya stunningly handsome studpeers though the keyhole and espies Paul Coder displaying his wares. Coder is an attractive slender blond. His wares are nice indeed. Mike doesnt have the key to the door, but he gets into the room anyway (and eventually into Paul) as the latter is certainly not averse to letting him in. Ramsey (here) is strictly trade. Pauls wares" do not get serviced by the handsome gent. His ass does. Room Two. Joe Cade and Mike Gregory engage in a sixty-nine. Unlike the performers in the preceding scene these guys are not just orally versatile but each fucks the other as well. Cade is very muscular. He also sports a very large muscle between his legs. Interestingly, Joe treats Mikes ass to a germicidal douche before topping him.
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Bikeboy

Release date: 1/13/2006
Reviewed on: 3/26/2006

Studio: Eurocreme

Starring: Ben Taylor, Danny Phoenix, Andrew Dean, David James, Dominic Diesel, James Scott, Josh Cooke, Josh James, Kyle O'Shea, Robin Hyde, Ryan Garcia, Tom Schwarz, Tommy Trent, Wayne Cannon
Directed by: Max Lincoln

Review brief: BIKEBOY is a film within a film. It begins with a cute blond twink arriving to awaken his even cuter brunet schoolmate and telling him he will be late for the lecture. His friend decides to play truant so the blond tosses him a DVD of BIKEBOY to help him wile away the time. As soon as the blond has gone the DVD is popped into the DVD and he and we see the star Danny Phoenix getting read to take his morning bath. Danny is thin and has a very big uncut cock that he works to its full stiffness and cums. Danny is a courier for Speederz. He tells us that one of the others, Nasty Nick (Robin Hyde), has it in for him. When Danny arrives at work Nick sets his sidekick Tommy Trent, an effeminate blond twink, to get it on with Danny. Tommy fishes out Dannys long dick and starts sucking. Tommy incidentally has a big dick that gets very stiff as he sucks Danny. Once Tommy is really going at it and Danny is really into it, Nick gets behind Tommyand after a few sucks in Tommys dick and a few licks at his holeshoves his cock up Tommys ass.
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Straight From Mexico 2
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006

Studio: Toro Studios

Starring: Christian Ruiz, Daniel Manrique, Ivan Newton, Ricardo Tomez, Rilag Cardenaz, Soberon Sodi
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo

Review brief: I have two things against this film. First is its awful and excruciatingly boring. Secondly it scams the poor dupes who appear on camera. The makers of this travesty have advertised that they are looking for salesmen. The non-existent product varies. Its lube, or underwear, or something else. The guys are told that they need to show themselves to us the prospective employers. In order to get those who are reluctant to get naked and spank the monkey, they are given monetary inducements. Will you take your shirt off for 100 pesos? (Thats less than $10.) Another 100 pesos to remove trousers, etc. It takes forever, which makes for tedium and being an honest guy I feel so bad for these poor guys who are being lied to. They need money and they think they are doing this not just for the pesos they are getting now but also for regular job. It is a cruel deception and its shameful. Only one of themDanielis not part of the hoax. He performs a striptease for the camera. Hes a young guy with a short goatee. Unlike the others hes cut.
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Fever (Titan)

Release date: 2/16/2006
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Thomas, Denis Taylor, Eric Flower, Honza Banan, Viktor Radek, Tommy Alvarez, Rocky Buresh, Suro Davaj, Sergej Ural, Carlos Silva, Michal Super, Sergey Davidov
Directed by: Phil St. John

Review brief: Hunky handsome Eastern Europeans with uncut cocks and uniforms. Thats enough right there to cause fever in some. But according to the plot the film takes place during the cold war where the Russkies have developed a unique biological weaponsex gas. When this gas is sprayed on enemy soldiers they are immediately infected with homosexual fever. But firstwe are toldthey needed to test the weapon and chose Czech troops. The film is the results of those tests. Two stunning blond soldiersMatt Gutar and Honza Bavanare walking through the woods. As they stop for lunch they are inundated with the gas. They immediately start kissing, strip, and suck dick. Eric Flowerthe soldier who sprayed themgets so turned on he begins to remove some of his protective gear to get to his stiffening dick. Matt, who has a body a sculptor would die for, fucks Honza. We dont see the initial entry but its still a fine fuck, that soon causes Eric to strip completely out of his protective gear and join them. He shoves his cock in Honzas mouth as Honzas other end is presently occupied.
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Bi Naturals 2

Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: Sylvia, Tera Joy, Martina Reitoralova, Lenka Sviglerova, Rostislav Maly, John Swiss, Peter Stallion, Ronnie Wilson, Ivan Bartok, Erik Koller, Vasil Dudlajev

Review brief: BI NATURALS 2 once again confirms the old adage that sequels are never as good as the originals. With a different cast and director and actually only having two scenes that are broken up into two parts and giving little setup to the action, its a hastily assembled and poorly photographed and edited non-entity. Not only were they guys better looking than the girls (although some of them were no more than average) the girls should require licenses and would need to board in a kennel. It opens with two of these un-lovelies seated by the road as two young studs pull up in a white car. The get out to chat andleaving the car in the roadwalk down the road to where there was a blue blanket spread out. I thought I was seeing double for a moment and wondered what the hell was in my drink, when I discovered that there were two other guys there on a yellow blanket. We cut back and forth between the two trios and then concentrate on the blue blanket groupTerenza, Jura, and Petr. When Terenza a sucks dick, she stares into the camera ruining any erotic stimulus.
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Bi Naturals

Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: Jerry Zikes, Roland Somsak, Lukas Lucky, Cliff Calhoun, Roger Venturo, Joanna Condler, Michaela Petz, Martina Smiraus
Directed by: Alan Pelican

Review brief: As I view more and more of these bi-sexual films from this studio where the guys are a lot more attractive than the gals, Ive begun to realize that they are just the thing for closeted gays or those who dont want the clerk in the video store to think they want to watch a gay film. Bi-Naturals is just such a film. It begins with Jerry Zikes wandering though the park. (I just watched Jerrythen called Jerodin a gay film MUSCLE INN which I would have posted in a review but found it wasnt listed anywhere. Pity, as it was a pretty good film.) Anyway, Jerry/Jerod meets up with a curly haired blond, Lucky Lucas, and a somewhat skinny girl with straight hair, Joanna Chandler. Lucky invites Jerry to join them and he and Jerry immediately compliment one another on their bodies. (See what I mean?) Lucky suggests the three of them go somewhere and have sex. Crossing the railroad tracks, they find a spot near a fence that seems suitable.
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Joint Sex Venture

Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006

Studio: All Male Studio

Starring: Jupy Bertocchi, Matteo Brandi, Andrea Greco, Denny Martini, David Nardi, Danny Pacino, Jan Tonello, Simone Vitali
Directed by: Franco Minnelli

Review brief: If you dont believe the music in the background can totally ruin a film then check this one out. The music consists of a guy on the piano who plays the same two bars of music over and over ad nauseum: duh dee duh dum dum, duh dee duh dum dum. Its like the notorious Chinese water torture. The only way one can get into the film is to mute the fucking piano or speed things up to 2x which also kills the sound and watch this as a silent film. Its in Italian with subtitles so you wont miss anything. I like to practice my limited Italian so I was pissed off. ARGH! As to the film itself it has a plot to move things along. Two young ragazzi need a place to stay and agree to let an older guy fuck them once a month for 20 off the rent. The film opens with him fucking one of the boys. This kid has more piercings than a pincushion and is rather scruffy. Hes an amorous little beast however, kissing the landlord with that pierced tongue and giving up his ass without qualm. The landlord leaves his shirt on for the fuck so I know little about his physique. He has a pretty big cock.
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Boxcover for Sex Stories 7
Sex Stories 7

Release date: 4/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/4/2006

Studio: Blue Hotel

Starring: Danny, David, Sunny, Sam, Andy, Darius, Neil, Boofer, Or, Rimond, Uddy

Review brief: Cute twinks, handsome studs, barebacking, cum-eating! Who could ask for anything more? Not me. This Scandinavian based company has some of the handsomest models and produces some of the hottest bareback sex on the market; SEX STORIES 7 is one of their best. The setting must be a summer camp for as it opens we see a bevy of beautiful boys frolicking in a lake. We cut to two twinks sunning themselves on a blanket. There is a space between them that is soon filled with the arrival of a third. As soon as this newcomer plops down he reaches over to massage the cocks of both through their swim trunks. They kiss. The newcomers trunks are pulled down to reveal a hard uncut cock which is soon consumed. A general suck-a-thon begins until its time for some condom-free fucking. The highlight of this is a fuck sandwich. The guy in the middleor lucky Pierre as hes traditionally calledhas his cock up an ass while his own ass is being fucked by the third. Thats why threes company.
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Karel at Home

Release date: 1/1/2003
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006

Studio: Overthere

Starring: Pavel Ochotnik, Zdeno Holek, Jiri Komarik, Karel Uzel, Pavel Ojanousek, Olda Xaver

Review brief: A slender young man with dark hair (Karel?) sits at a piano. He plunks out a few notes with one finger. Im not impressed but it seems to serve as a siren call for a somewhat older guy. He stands and listens for a bit and then walks over to the piano. The pianist decides to give up the piano and take up the flesh flute. An unseen orchestra swells up to accompany him. The flesh flute swells up too. After a number of minutes have passed with Karel playing the same tune, the music lover shows himself to be an equally skilled performer on Karels organ. Stripping off his turtleneck Karel reveals a slender, svelte, sexy body. Suddenly we cut to the endKarels endfilled with an insistent instrument that makes me wish Id kept on with my piano lessons. Well, its certainly not the Minute Waltz they are playing as it goes on and on. Im wishing for a different selection when they decide play a single variation on the theme. The fucker goes and sits down in a chair and Karel goes and sits down on the fucker.
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Chateau D' Lust

Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 3/1/2006

Studio: Video 10

Starring: Nicky Wells, Alexandre Pleintemps, Bernard LaMarre, Billy Little-Fox, G-Zon Beauleu, Jean-Francois, Toby Hart, Vincent Lourdes
Directed by: David Collins

Review brief: The setting is a château where a group of teens have gone for a weekend during one of the 8½ months of Canadian winter. Our first two cuties are seen out in this cold. They decide to go inside for a nice warm shower. The first one strips out of his clothes and steps in the shower. Just the sight of his naked body obviously has an effect on his friend because when he drops his undies his cock goes zoing and precedes him as he follows his buddy into the shower. The real action doesnt begin until they arrive in the bedroom. No sooner do they lie on the bed than the cutie who inspired the others earlier erection goes right down on his buddys cock. He of course gets fucked. I always like it when the cute one gets fucked. After they have shot their loads, they get dressed and prowl around the château peeping in doors where they apparently see other boys getting it on. We dont see any of this action. Instead we head outdoors again where we find two twinks riding about on a tractor of sorts. The driver (Billy Little-Fox) has long hair which he wears in a ponytail.
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Rodeo

Release date: 12/27/2005
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006

Studio: HIS & HIS Gold

Starring: Blake McDonald, Pierce Daniels, Tico Patterson, Michael Christopher, Shawn Easton, Ricky Turner, Dwan, John Rock, Ken Rogers
Directed by: Kenneth Holloway

Review brief: If youve seen Brokeback Mountain you know that Jake Gyllenhaals character Jack Twist had a scene where he tried to come on to another rodeo rider and was rudely rebuffed. This pre-condom film now reissued onto DVD shows that Jack was simply at the wrong rodeo. In this film directed by Kennith Holloway (Yep, Kennith is the way he spells it) the cowboys are more than willin. Holloway liked to give his films a plot knowing that if we get involved with the characters were more into their sexual encounters. In this little opus Blake McDonald, a cute young guy with dark curly hair and lips that were made to suck a dick, bids farewell to his horse and heads off to see the rodeo. Hitchhiking, hes picked up by Michael Christopher. Michael was not handsome by any means. His face had a sort of squashed look as though he had been roller-skating on the highway and collided with the back of a bus. But when Michael removed his clothes he had considerable charms. He had a fine muscular physique and a very big cock that got awfully hard.
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New York City Pro

Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 2/25/2006

Studio: HIS & HIS Gold

Starring: Andy Fuller, Ace, Leo Ford, Tony Peters, Joe Domenico, Buck Ryan, Brian Miles
Directed by: Alan Purnell

Review brief: I first saw Leo Ford in a little theatre off Times Square. The film was J. Brians Flashback. It featured Leo along with his then lover Jamie Wingo. Leo, whose real name was Leo Higeford, was beautiful, slender, and a natural blond. I fell instantly in love. Jamie was cute, but Leo was perfection. When Jamie sucked Leos delightful cock, I seethed with envy. When Leo went down on Jamie I was beside myself. Although I had never been fucked, when Leo fucked Jamie I was willing to let him do the same to me. But the ultimate moment arrived when Leo lifted his legs and Jamies cock entered into Leo. I came in my pants. I hadnt touched myself and yet I came right there in the theatre. I was terribly embarrassed and afraid to leave after the film was over. There was nothing for it but to stay there and watch that scene again. For many years that remained my favorite scene in all porn and Leo the main object of my fantasies. NEW YORK CITY PRO cant hold a candle to J. Brians Flashback nor to other films with this remarkable performer.
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Side Effects

Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/25/2006

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Tony Bishop, Tober Brandt, Jake Deckard, Damon DeMarco, Zackary Pierce, Brad Star, Diego de la Hoya, Troy Gamaun

Review brief: Titan films always begin (after their annoying sirens and multiple warnings not to copy) with a preview of the films we are about to see. Now I wish they wouldnt do that as it takes away some of the surprises the film might have held. We know whos going to top and whose going to bottom and where this is going to take place. Such previews belong in the extras section and should be for other films. There is no need to preview a film we have already bought or rented. So stop this, Titan, please! After all you have a top-notch photographer (as well as director) in Brian Mills, so why not start with some of his super photos of the models? Now having got that off my chest, I must say thats the only major quarrel I have with this one. It has a sensible plot and is directed and photographed with Titans usual aplomb. In short, SIDE EFFECTS has some of the hottest men and some of the most dazzling sex you could ever hope to see on film! As it begins we find psychiatrist Jake Deckard listening to one of his patients tapes and taking notes. The patient is Troy Gamaun recounting his dream.
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Gulp 2 (Gai Studios)

Release date: 12/14/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006

Studio: GAI Studios

Starring: Danny, Sage, Jay Lopez, Jason Forest, Phillip Pines, Ian Cody, Brad Riley, Chip
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo

Review brief: It begins with two twinksJay Lopez and Chip Sastrein bed sucking lollipops. You suck that lollipop like a dick, Chip tells Jay. No, I dont. Jay counters. You dont even know how a dick is sucked. Yes, I do, Chip affirms. Prove it, Jay challenges. Chip immediately pulls down Jays pants and starts sucking dick. I guess you do, Jay agrees. Both boys have tattoos. Chip has rings in both nipples. Jay has nary a pubic hair which makes his dick look even bigger as Chip sucks this big tasty lollipop. Chip tooas we shall discoveris pretty pubeless. Which lollipop tastes better? Jay asks after a while. This one, Chip answers. Jay then asks to taste Chips. After sampling that he moves down to taste Chips ass. Soon the tongue is followed by the big bun-splitter. Uh, uh, uh, oh shit! Chip exclaims. After a bit Jay claims hes tired and lies back for Chip to sit on his dick and ride. (Why would a gay kid like Chip have a silhouette of a naked female tattooed on his back?) They return to the missionary position for Jay to get ready for orgasm. Im about to cum, he informs Chip.
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Brazilian Holiday 2

Release date: 11/10/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006

Studio: Oh Man

Starring: Marcello Cabrall, Richardo Caffe, Sergio Dourado, Gabriel Duprat, Pablo Paixao, Matheus Resende, Joel Gutemberg
Directed by: Julio Kadetti

Review brief: A young hitchhiker (Ricardo Caffe) with café au lait skin is picked up by a motorist (Pablo Paixao). After fondling the drivers knee our young hitchhiker is taken to the drivers home where he is finger-fucked for a very long time. We then cut to him sucking the drivers cock. He sucks, and he sucks, and he sucks, and he sucks, and he sucks, and he sucks, and he sucks. And just as you are tired of reading this, we are tired of seeing it. The driverin contrast to our golden skinned boyis balding and has a body that has seemingly never seen sunlight or the inside of a gym. Finallyand none too soonthe hitchhiker gets fucked. It goes on a bit too long but not to the ludicrous extent of the fellatio and at least the positions change. Things perk up (including my dick) in the second scene. We first see a guy on the beach lifting weights. This is Marcello Cabrall, the cover guy. Cut to an attractive and ultra sexy young guy lying on a sofa (Joel Gutemberg). He goes out onto the balcony and signals for the weightlifter to join him.
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Sex Stories 6

Release date: 3/20/2004
Reviewed on: 2/18/2006

Studio: Blue Hotel

Starring: Dino, David, Martin, Todd, Dario, Florin, Berby, Cosmin
Directed by: Nir

Review brief: Two misleading things about this DVD must be made clear right at the start. (1) The cover with the young cowboy and Monument Valley in the background leads one to believe they are going to see a hardcore Brokeback Mountain. You are not! There is no one in a cowboy hat in the entire film and all the action occurs indoors, certainly not in any part of the USA. This is downright false advertising! (2) The title stories is a misnomer. The term stories suggests something with a plot. These are merely Sex scenes. Theres nothing wrong with that of courseits why we buy thembut again its false. Lets look now at whats right. The film consists of ten sexy young Swedes in six scintillating bareback encounters. They suck, fuck, and orally clean the cum from spent cocks. They speak English since the films are primarily designed for American audiences. Although the dialogue is limited to: "Yeah, suck me"; "Yeah, fuck me"; "Oh, yeah, baby" and other such well-worn sayings. The first scene begins with an attractive blond seated at a table. A twink enters.
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Hard Trip To Berlin

Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/17/2006

Studio: Eagle Video

Starring: Tony Rangel, Alex Cinque, Antonio Piras, Antonio Silva, Diego Serra, Enrico Roversi, Leo Ciccone, Michele Maggiore
Directed by: Franco Minnelli

Review brief: Two hunky Italians set off for Berlin to have a hard time. They do and we do too. In spite of the fact that all the performers are Italian they are every bit as degenerate and decadent as anything youd find in Germany. Its a film that is guaranteed to bring out any latent Sado-Masochistic tendencies youve denied up to now. It isin shortone hot film! We cut from our strolling tourists to a guy strung up in chains. Although he has a light beard, his head, chest and pubic area have been shaved. He releases himself to go hook up a leather sling. He lies back in the sling and strokes his uncut cock spilling his seed onto his belly. We once more see our Italian visitors who have arrived in the gay district of Berlin and are consulting a map. We go inside to join a bearded stud, who strips down to a jock and heads to the sling. As he lies back the camera lovingly pans the body of this green-eyed stud. He fishes his cock from the jock and starts manipulating it. Tonythe handsome one of our Italian visitorsappears similarly clad (or unclad as the case may be).
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Missing, The (Hot House)

Release date: 12/2/2005
Reviewed on: 2/12/2006

Studio: Hot House

Starring: Matt Majors, Rod Barry, Marco Paris, Jason Ridge, Trevor Knight, Tony Mecelli, Jed Willcox, Shane Rollins, Rik Jammer, Nick Piston, Kent North, Kirk Ziegler, Enzo Grimaldi, Antonio Roca, Martin Mazza, Dean Tucker, Chuck Dirocco, Warren Lord
Directed by: Steven Scarborough

Review brief: One night as he is sleeping with his lover Shane Rollins, Kent North is abducted and taken to a dungeon where a gang of hot men abuses him. When Kent arrives an orgy is soon taking place and-unfortunately Kentwho should be the center of attentionis almost lost in the mad melee. It is only when we find him on all fours being gang banged that Kent properly becomes the focus. Kent must like it rough because he remains hard throughout the vicious rape. Both this scene and the preliminary orgy go on for much too long. When will directors learn we are of the MTV generation and must continually have our interest whetted? And while Im questioning things, I wonder if Rod Barry is as obnoxious an ass in real life as he appears in films? After most have finally deposited their loads on Kents back, the handsome young Dean Tucker is double-fucked, and then everyone splits into twos for the orgy to continue. We next see Dean on the floor with Rod Barry inserting an enormous dildo up the pretty boys butt.
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Blacks In Da House 2

Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 2/8/2006

Studio: GAI Studios


Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo

Review brief: If you're expecting this film to propagate the stereotypical myth of black guys being hung like dray horses, then you might be disappointed. Two of the studs are hung larger than average but the rest wont create any penis envy in the viewers. That said, the performers are attractive and sexy and know what theyre doing. The first two scenes begin with an interview format. The final two are set up like regular porn scenes. Up first are Charles and Jay. Charles is from Texas. He is slender, wears a short beard, and has some chest chair. Jay is from L.A. is smooth and has shaved his pubic hair. The action takes place on a staircase. They suck one anthers dicks and Charles fucks Jay. The next interviewees are Sean and Hot Boi. Both wear thin mustaches and goatees. Their action takes place on a pad on the floor. They suck cock, sixty-nine, and Sean fucks Hot Boi who cums while being fucked in the missionary position. Both wear their shoes throughout which greatly detracts. At the beginning of scene three we find Isaac Cane on the phone.
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Rising Sun (Titan Men)

Release date: 1/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/7/2006

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Rick Pantera, Collin O'Neal, Rick Bauer, Ivo Costa, Femando Nielson, Vincent Paris, Tim Sims, Billy Slade
Directed by: Marcel Bruckmann

Review brief: A fitting subtitle for this feature would be GODS & TROLLS. There are certainly godsthe handsome Rick Bauer and the awesomely built Fernando Nielson with the American Colin ONeal as a minor deity, but the rest of the cast belong under a bridge. The action takes place at Saint Tropez on the French Riviera, a gorgeous setting for the action. In the background we hear an instrumental of The House of the Rising Sun. I remember my friend Carolyn Hester singing it andif Im not mistakenit concerns a whorehouse. The first scene is with the two deities: Rick Bauer and Fernando Nielson. They light a fire in the fireplace and sit chatting away in their native language. It doesnt matter if you cant understand what they are saying. Its enough just to look at these guys. Fernando is shirtless showing his Mr. Universe physique. Fernando pulls out his cock and Rick crosses over to run his tongue around under Fernandos foreskin. Soon hes sucking cock and licking Fernandos balls. As he sucks cock, Rick removes his pants. His own cock is rock hard.
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