Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 9)
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 11/9/2006
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Jason, Brandon, Sean, Erik, Bastione, Tyrel
Review brief: The gimmick behind this series is that young guys answer an ad for models. Thereafter hung and humpy Damian Ford and a guy with a white mustache and goatee and a shaved head and crotch, who is known only as Tom, supposedly persuade these so-called models to strip, suck dick, and get fucked. Now I know there are a lot of stupid people in this country or we wouldnt have the political leaders that we do, but I dont really believe these guys are this credulous. Also several of the performers in the series are well-known pornstars. (For example, Number Four features Brad Benton who has been fucked on film more times than Ive eaten snailsand I like snails.) Howeverand its a big howeverIm willing to suspend my disbelief and go along with it. As a result, I found it to be a real pud-pounder. The first young stud is Bastione. He looks familiar. Im sure Ive seen him in other porn films with only a slight variation of the name. He has dark hair, and a smooth chest with perky tits. He follows what we shall see is the standard routine.
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Release date: 10/31/2006
Reviewed on: 11/7/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Petr Majer, Adam Kubick, Eric Flower, Drago Lembeck, Samuel Dolce, Peter Stallion, Robert Wild, Thomac Cruise, Jak Black
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: There was an old World War I song that began How you gonna keep em down on the farm after theyve seen Par-ee. Well, if the farm had guys as attractive as these there would be no trouble keepin em on the farm, but there would still be a problem keepin em down as theyd no doubt be up in a constant state of arousal. It begins with the hunky Petr Majer chopping wood. Young handsome Jak Black brings him more wood and Petr falls to his knees to consume Jaks huge uncut meat. When cute Tomac Cruise arrives with his log the boys are really going at it. Tomac drops the log he is carrying to free the log that is growing between his legs. He then comes forward to take over sucking Jak. He is happy to suck Petr, too. After these handsome lads have stroked their dicks to eruption (Jaks load being extremely impressive) they go out from the shelter where they have been and Tomac becomes impaled between the others rampant dicks: Peter in the ass and Jak in the mouth. After Petr has opened up the pretty youths anus, Jak condoms up and slides his cock into the freshly fucked hole.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/1/2006
Studio: Boy Ride Films
Review brief: For chicken fanciers, JUNIOR DIVISION is a veritable banquet. The guys are cute, seemingly having a good time, and will make any chicken hawk drool. It opens with a cute brunet waking up in bed next to his sleeping lover. He has a morning hard-on that is considerably aggravated by the sleeping youth beside him. Surreptitiously he lowers the covers from his sleeping companion, and very carefully lowers the sleepers briefs to gaze at the hairless ass. He has already been stroking his own stiffy though the opening in his boxers. Now he removes them to go at it unimpeded. It appears that sometimes the sleeper may awake and our wanker gives a very believable performance as one who might be discovered. This young stud is Dalton whom as we discover in a Behind the Scenes segment at the end of the film is a straight boy having his first sexual experiences with other guys. (I find it interesting that even in the Behind the Scenes segment his big dick is always hardespecially when he licks his first dick.) Eventually Dalton cums and heads off for the shower.
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Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 10/21/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Stacy, Mike, Silvia, Kate, Lucky, Ivan, Fred, Viki, Ted, Paulu, Dody, Zob
Review brief: If you are bi, gay, or just curious this DVD is just what the doctor ordered. Each of the scenes features two guys and one gal, which means that at some point one of the guys gets fucked as well as the gal. The film opens with two young attractive and bare-chested brunet males looking at a calendar of semi-naked women and admiring them. In heavily accented English one of them talks about his girlfriend. The guys show considerable interest in one another that is interrupted by the entry of the girlfriend, an attractive blond, who plops herself between them on the sofa. They remove her halter and fondle her breasts. They suck on them, too. Her boyfriend fingers her hairless cunt. (No way to tell now whether or not shes a natural blond.) She holds both of their cocks before attempting to swallow her boyfriends, whose massive tool is more than a mouthful. This guy is hung. He reciprocates by performing cunnilingus on her as she blows his friend. He next enters her from behind as she continues sucking on his friend.
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Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/21/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Sergio Anthony, Brett Matthews, Jake Deckard, Dean Tucker, Jessie Balboa, Tamas Eszterhazy, Nick Horn, Damien Crosse, Diesel Washington
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: In Titans HITCH hunky Jake Deckard plays a security guard in a small California town, serving as an inconsistent link between the scenes. Jake tells us that he often picks up hitchhikers and gives them a place to stay and something to eat. (Jake indeed has something mighty fine to eat, but hes not being punning here.) As the film opens Jake spies the coverboy Damien Crosse (making his porn debut here) sauntering along. Jake describes Damien as a gen-u-wine cutie. (He s too butch to be cute, but hes one hot hunk.) Damiens a bit reluctant to take Jake up on his offer of a place to shower, but given the choice between a shower and incarceration, he wisely decides to come clean. The first glimpse we get of Damien as he prepares to shower is his muscular butt. Its a gorgeousbut I fearinviolable ass. His cock is a real beautyuncut with a generous foreskin. A light sprinkling of hair graces a manly chest, adding much to his appeal. A naked Jake doesnt take long in joining him. They kiss with hard cocks intertwined.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006
Studio: Factory Video
Starring: Antonio, Markie, Ukiah Woods, Duncan Murphy, Steve Parker, Jack Van Dean, Austin Rivers
Directed by: Frank Parker, Scott Morris
Review brief: JIZZ GYM consists of three scenes, one of which is very good and the other two are fair to middlin. The action does not take place in a gym but in a locker room that I suppose we are to assume is connected to a gym. The first scenethe only one I truly recommendfeatures the blond twink Markie and two black studs: Ukiah Woods and Austin Rivers. Markie sneaks glances at the admirable endowments of the others and everyone is soon grabbing dick. Markie takes things further when he begins sucking Austins stiff pole. Ukiah slurps on Markies. (Markie it should be pointed out is no slouch in the dick department either.) Its nice to see performers who all suck, and these three do. After doing a good job of eating out Markies ass, Ukiah asks Markie if he has ever been fucked by two black guys; and, receiving a negative answer, asks if he would like to be. This receives an affirmative answer. Ukiah arranges Markie on the locker room bench andwith Austin giving the kid something to suck onUkiah slowly inserts his huge cock in the little guy's hole. There is a very nice close-up of this.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Richi Rich, Nicolas Clay, Thomas Wolf, Karel Gross, Carey Lexes, Mark King, Roman Huska, Valenta Vladimir
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: Having just reviewed and enjoyed one of director Alan Pelikans bareback films with those attractive Euro boys, I was really looking forward to this one. Perhaps that's why it was such a tremendous disappointment. When guys fuck bareback and we dont see a bare cock entering an ass but just join the fucks underway, then they might as well be wearing condoms for all we can tell. And every single fuck in this one is joined in medias res. The other problem is that the scenes all follow the same pattern. Theres really no variety. The first scene sets the pattern. A young guy is fishing at the pond; another comes along and argues with him telling him he cant fish here. Fuck you! the fisherman replies. If you want to fuck then lets go, the other replies and surprisingly they kiss, suck cock, and fuck. (The killjoy fucking the fisherman.) In the second scene a young guy is feeding the ducks. Another comes along. They argue, kiss, suck cock and fuck.
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Release date: 8/13/2006
Reviewed on: 9/30/2006
Studio: Stephane Berry Productions
Starring: Tristan Ray, Sebastian Dupres, Laurent Vanderberg, Jon Landerse, Jason Beri, Gabriel Junior
Directed by: Stephane Berry
Review brief: The fictional Belgian detective Hercule Poirot used to get very huffy when anyone called him French. I thought of this as the cover for WEEKEND IN BELGIUM states 7 French men. That may beand probably isaccurate (except for the fact we would call them twinks and not men). Stephane Berry is a French director and probably brought the guys with him to Bruxelles. The film opens with a glimpse of some of the familiar sites in Belgiums capital to establish the locale. A young French tourist is sitting on a bench in the park where he is approached by a friendly young native wearing wire rimmed glasses who invites him home. The friendly native wastes no time in going down on the tourists cock. He doesnt even let him get his underwear off. Thenwhoopshes totally naked but the cocksucking is continuing. The host takes off his own clothes. This guy is really hung. He gets up on all fours on the sofa where they have been sitting so that that the tourist can rim his ass and fuck him. The fucking stops so that the tourist can suck the big dick.
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Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 9/24/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Micky Coolio, Jacob Vidal, Cessy Lexes, Jan Voight, Mark Hill, Michael Casper, Olle Howen, Petr Sebastian, Richie Rich
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: A cute brunet twink lies on his belly on a massage table. His masseura shaggy haired blond with a scraggly beardapproaches. He is sexy as hell. (He can be seen on the cover.) He applies oil to his hands and massages the brunets back. Almost at once the masseurs attention is directed to the brunets beautiful butt. He pulls the cheeks apart, revealing the pouting pucker within. The blond removes his shirt. His pecs have the beginnings of chest hair. The young masseur moves to the head of the table and drops his drawers. A large hard uncut cock springs forth. The brunet raises his head. He opens his mouth. The hard cock slips between his lips and the brunet sucks it lovingly. After a bit the blond withdraws his cock from the willing mouth. The brunet turns over onto his back. The blond crawls up onto the table so they can sixty-nine. The blond shows considerable skill in administering oral massage to the brunets cock. This is the opening of BAREBACK AT THE SAUNA and Im already wasted. A close-up shows the masseurs large cock entering the brunets ass.
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Release date: 7/25/2006
Reviewed on: 9/23/2006
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Starring: Michael Christopher, Jon King, Les Price
Directed by: Roger Earl, Terry LeGrand
Review brief: Although the pre-condom FADE OUT doesnt have a sensational set piece like its companion film FADE IN that featured Jon King in a huge spider web, its still more than worthy of a transfer to DVD. Both were the work of Terry Le Grand and David Earl who produced some unique and wonderful films in the pre-condom era that were always delightfully imbued with humor and camp. The star of FADE OUT is a cute young blond called Chris Allen. Little Chris was one of the first performers I ever saw who had a foreskin. (My best friend had one, but thats another story.) Watching the film again after all these years I realize I still have a thing for Chris. The film begins with Chris going to a fortuneteller played by Mark Edwards, a plump old queen who often appeared in these films. Out comes the Tarot cards and with each card we get a sex scene. Before each scene theres a cloud of dry ice and we see a naked Chris walking into the cloud. (What an ass this kid had!) After this the scenes begin. The first card is The Hermit. This leads to a solo jack off by David Ashfield.
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Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 9/23/2006
Studio: Arena
Review brief: At a time when too many people think of Arabs only as terrorists, its nice to be reminded that there are Arabs who would rather make love than war. Of course this film consisting of 14 solos features guys only making love to themselves. Still this is a step in the right direction. I assume the location is Morocco as the boyswhen we do hear them speakare accompanied by French subtitles. Its the usual Im coming or in one case I cant hold back. Each viewer will have his favorites. Mine were Mohsen jacking off into the sea, young Amir (cute as a sand flea) whacking off onto the sand, and Ridhabecause a shaved crotch always turns me on. Truthfully the film becomes tedious and viewers will not be able to resist grabbing the remote and speeding things up. Even watching fourteen attractive guys beating off gets mighty boring without proper editing and super photography. Neither of which are in evidence here. So far only Cadinot has done justice to Arab performers. Lets hope Casbah productions who helmed this little opus is about to change all that.
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Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 9/23/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Vin Nolan, Felipe Carson, Matt Cole, Brett Anderson, David Locke, Lee Bailey, Logan Penn, Rodney Steele, Ryan Woods, Ryann Wood
Directed by: Brian Mills, Ray Dragon
Review brief: In something of a return to the classic Manplay series there is no plot, just 9 hot guys doing what they do best in 3 dick-stiffening scenes. The first scene takes place in a locker room. Vin Nolan, Felipe Carson, and Logan Penn get one anothers attention and begin to engage in a bit of crotch-play when David Locke enters to make it a foursome. Vin is a hunky dude with a mustache and goatee; Felipe is a muscular Latin stud; Logan is slim and sexy with a military haircut and a large snake tattoo on his right thigh that doesnt distract from the other snake between his legs. David could use some gym work and a shave, but he has a nice hairy chest and is quite desirable. Felipe sucks Vin and Logan sucks David before David drops down to service Logan. Vin is not averse to giving Felipe some head as Logan returns to swallowing David. Eventually they switch partners with Logan going down on Felipe while David takes over sucking Vin. They get together for David to service the other three. Vin has a go at the others as well.
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Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 9/21/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Jamie Summers, Janos Volt, Jonathan Collins, Sziszi, Rick Bauer, Anthony Martinez, Lee Brian, Raphael Rocco
Directed by: Marcel Bruckmann
Review brief: In Spain Ibiza has long been a great location for porn, but of late its Barcelona that seems to be attracting porn companies. Michael Lucas latest is Barcelona Nights and Titans latest foreign import under their Titan Fresh label is Barcelona Rocks. I dont know that there are many Spaniards in the filmmost (if not all) seem to come from Eastern Europe. I recognize the handsome Rick Bauer and Jonathan Collins and the ubiquitous and over-used Jan Volt. We begin cruising along in a boat. Down below a dark-haired twink, Raphael Rocco, asks a strawberry blond twink, Shane Osbee, if he wants to go for a swim. The blond would prefer to have sex; so they do. Raphael is smooth; Shane has a lightly haired chest. Raphael chows down on Shanes nice uncut meat before rimming his delectable hairless ass and fucking him. After Shane has covered his belly with spunk, he licks Raphaels hole and balls and sucks cock, helping his fuck-buddy shoot. The boat sails on. We pan over to the shore wheresurprisinglywe see young Shane getting it on with Janos Volt.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006
Studio: Raging Stallion
Starring: Austin Masters, Tom Vaccaro, Robert Black, Jeffrey Alan, Bryce Pierce, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen, Chris Ward, Rik Jammer, Scott Samson
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Review brief: Two perfectly silly pseudo S & M flicks combined on one dick numbing DVD. Guys are bound and then seemingly tortured in ways that wouldnt cause anyone to break a sweat. The bound are given minute shocks to their tits and genitals, swatted with tiny whips that couldn't hurt a fly if you hit one dead on, and other ridiculous hokum. Now Im certainly not suggesting that guys be actually hurt in these films, but with the technical demands available these days they could make it seem a bit more real. The only painful endurance involved here is on the part of any viewer who sits through them.
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Release date: 10/3/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Matthew Matters, Jake Deckard, Ken Mack, Alec Brawley, Cam Kurtz, Matt Cole, Cole Ryan, Josh West, Adam Young, Dominic Pacifico, Josh Powell, Brett Anderson, Jody Scott, Peter Axel
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Bismarck, North Dakota. Its Matthew Matters 18th birthday and daddy (Brett Anderson) suggests over breakfast that he take Junior to the Arcade on Highway 9 that evening to celebrate this coming of age. This was the prologue. After the credits we go to the playing field at Travis Hill Community College where Jed (Adam Young) has pulled a muscle in his groin. He is helped off the field by his coach (Peter Axel) and taken to doctor (Alex Brawley). I dont think theres any legitimate medical reason but the doctor tells Jed he needs a sperm sample and gets the kid to drop his drawers and start stroking. The kid has a beautiful uncut piece of meat with a very tight foreskin. Before long the coach and doc are as turned on as the viewer and they have their cocks out and everyone has hold of everyone elses. Ever sucked a dick? the doctor asks young Jed. No. is the quiet reply. Maybe its time you did, the doctor advises. Jed drops to his knees and does just that. He gives some oral service to his coach as well before its time for the doc and coach to sample Jeds sweet stiffy.
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Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/27/2006
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Starring: Tom McCarthy, Brad McGuire, Jerek, Andy Hunter, Dawson, Kirk Nadir, Austin Shadow, Matt Walker, Josh Buchanan, Seth Scott, Pat Jackson
Directed by: Max Sohl
Review brief: Treasure Islands MEAT PACKING covers several days of wild down-and-dirty sexual activity on Fire Island. You name it. They do it. DAY 1- Treasure Islands resident slut pig Dawson is discoverednot surprisinglysucking on Brad McGuires cock. Its soon in his ass (bareback, of course). In T.I. tradition, Brad pulls out to cum and then shove his still cummy cock back up Dawsons greedy hole. When Brad pulls it out this time, Dawson sucks any remaining cum from the cock. Brad then inserts a tube connected to a funnel up Dawsons butt and pisses in the funnel filling Dawsons ass with piss. Two others (Austin Shadow and Tom McCarthy) come along to piss on Dawsons face and back until there is a piss puddle resting in the small of Dawsons back Brad then inserts his penis to piss directly into Dawsons rectum. IN THE MEAT RACK #1 We find Tom McCarthy fucking Kirk Nadir as Matt Walker feeds Kirk cock. Matt then has a turn at Kirks ass before Tom takes over once again to cum deep inside Kirks keester. BY THE SHOWER Tom is getting head from Dawson as Austin eats out Dawsons ass.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed.
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Release date: 1/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006
Studio: Arena
Starring: Ben Damon, Moreno, Matthew, Brady Martin, Trevor Knight, Nick Capra, Corbin Michaels, Brett Matthews, Eric Hung, Juan Casannova
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: This film contains the shortest jackoff, the shortest blowjob, and the shortest fuck in the history of man or fruit fly. As the title suggests, it contains four separate and totally unrelated scenes. The scenes are also totally unrelated when it comes to quality. THE ASIAN SEX MACHINE. Eric Hung, an attractive Asian, spreads a towel on the living room floor; drops his drawers, and does three or four pushups. We next see him turning on the tap, taking a shower, and stroking his nice dick. Later on the bed, he strokes that dick and sticks a finger up his hairy ass. At 5 minutes and 24 seconds into the film Eric shoots his load. (The jackoff was less than two minutes. Now it gets rather embarrassing to watch someone pulling on their pud in until you fear they are removing skin, but rabbits cum slower than this.) Ethan heads off to an art gallery featuring atrocious examples of homoerotic art. There he meets Juan Casannova. They go back to Erics where they get it on. Wow! says Juan when he first sees Erics cock.
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Release date: 3/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006
Studio: Barrack X 69
Starring: Mark Woods, Brian Patrick Johnson, Kaden, Ethan Spence, Jeff Fuller, Alex Cross, Ryan Lockhart, Seth King
Review brief: This one contains three jackoff solos and two suck-n-fucks. The first soloist is cute Ethan Spence, a national guardsman of twenty, who is first seen in camouflage gear before stripping down to nothing. Very desirable this is the best of the jackoffs. Kader, a young navy lad, is the next to skin the sausage. He has buzz-cut his pubes. Hes OK, but nothing to write home about. Mark Woods is the cover lad and obviously one of the studios favorites. He thinks very highly of himself. Much too highly, but he is cute. He cums on the lens. The duos begin with Nathan and Seth. Nathan is in navy whites. Seth is really quite suckable and fuckable. Nathan once out of uniform is also quite humpy. Seths dick is very hard when Nathan fishes it out to go down on it. Its irritating to have flashbulbs pop during their scene. (Its the sign of a cheap studio when they dont take separate still photos.) It's also a bit distracting to hear someone in the background dying of emphysema. I get really turned on though when its Seths turn to suck dick. He seems to love cock.
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Release date: 2/23/2006
Reviewed on: 8/17/2006
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Baby Boy, Jay Lopez, Joey Jay, Erec Estrada, Manny Montilla, Bob Low, Lukas Rockhard, Ricco Furtado, Skip Vincent, Jason Forest
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: Heres one for size queens only. None of the dicks are really stupendous (one is downright hideousyes, Virginia, there is such a thing a an ugly dick). It opens with the tired old cliché of a pizza boy (Joey Jay) delivering a pizza. Its a 10 pizza and the cost is $10. (Get the sledgehammer humor here.) Of course the purchaser Lucas Rockhard (I guess the name Peter Rockhard eluded him) doesnt have a ten-dollar bill but he has ten inches and Joey settles for that. Lucas very briefly sucks Joeys dick minus its pubic hair, but mostly Joey sucks on Lucas' uncut ten-incher and takes it up the bum. Two Latinos are up next (no pun intended). Ricco Furtlando, a slim dude with an uncut whanger telephones his pal Erec Estrada to come around. Whats up, man? Erec stupidly asks when he arrives. When he sees its Riccos rod he goes down on it. It must be pointed out that Erec also has an endowment to be proud of. I find it more appealing than Riccos. They 69 and Erec is elected to bottom. Manny Montilla is either in a sauna or a pine closet when he calls Baby Boy to tell him of his problem.
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Release date: 7/5/2006
Reviewed on: 8/17/2006
Studio: Damaged Productions
Review brief: We start right off with Benji Hanson the cover boy. Unfortunately you cant see him here because some fundamentalist Christian nit seems to have forbidden this site to show the covers. (Isnt it amazing that they believe we are created in Gods image and then find Gods image obscene? Explain that paradox!) Anyway, Benji and cute brunet Jefferey [sic] are discovered kissing. As they start to undress we CUT TO: them already naked with Benji sucking Jeffereys dick. Benji is not hard. Now that doesnt bother me as I find an uncut cock in its flaccid state extremely aesthetic, but as the film is title A FEW HARD MEN it seems rather odd. (Perhaps it means only a few are hard. Another paradox, eh?) Benji sucks. WE JUMP CUT TO: Benji getting doggy-fucked. This goes on for a few months. JUMP CUT TO: Benji getting fucked missionary. This goes of for some days too. Benji is not hard. JUMP CUT TO: Jefferey cumming on Benji. (Benji does not cum which is not surprising really as he never ever got hard.) A threesome follows with Chad, Alan & Serge. (I dont know which is which.) They undress.
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Release date: 7/30/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006
Studio: Alpha Male Entertainment
Starring: Rick Chester, Andrew McKay, Luke Watts, Kristian Winters
Directed by: Mike Esser
Review brief: Mike Esser began making softcore films, as only they were permissible in Britain at the time he began. He jazzed them up to make them appear as art films using double exposures, rapid cutting, and other editorial and photographic devices. When the law changed and he could make hardcore films, he used the same techniques to the detriment of the films. We had beautiful guys but couldnt get involved in what they were doing because of all the artsy-fartsy shenanigans. I am happy to say that is not the case here. The artsy stuff is restrained and AUZZIEBUMS is both beautiful and sizzling. The action takes place in Kangaroo Valley but there are no kangaroos in evidence. There are however a lot of great-looking guys. It begins with a scene subtitled Brokeback Mound. (Will our porn films ever be the same since the great gay love story?) Two handsome bare-chested guys carrying pitchforks arrive at the top of a hill where there are several bales of hay.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 8/10/2006
Studio: Catalina
Starring: Jeff Stryker, Danny Russo, Tony Marino, Jeff Converse, Brian Estevez, Tom Mitchell, Gary Owen, Michael Gere, Tony Bravo (Gay)
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Fans of Mr. Stryker will be pleased that thishis best filmis now on DVD. Even those who are not fansand I must admit to be one of that numberwill find much to enjoy here. It opens with Jeff getting sentenced to 30 days in jail. We are not told what the offense wasjust being surly, I guess. The guard Tony Bravo gets Jeff to strip and examines his ass. So the first glimpse we get of Jeff naked is his never-to-be-invaded anus. Youd sooner get into Fort Knox or the Reading Room at the British Museum before entering that inner sanctum. But then Jeff turns around and thereswinging between his legsis his claim to fame. He quickly dons prison togs and is put in a cell. Tony tells him that he can make his life hard or easy. (In either case he will expect Jeff to be hard.) Although Jeff is placed in solitary, across the way John Davenport and Michael Gere share a cell. John has received a Dear John letter from his girl and so turns to Michael for solace: Suck my dick, faggot. Now John has a cock thats every bit as huge as Jeffs and hes more attractive.
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Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 8/3/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Ray Dragon, Derrick Hanson, Tober Brandt, Cliff Rhodes, Chad Leigh, Colby Keller, Ken Mack, Zackary Pierce, Cam Kurtz, George Glass, Marco Van
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Joe Gages gay hardcore take on Baywatch that began with DEEP WATER continues in LIFEGUARD-THE MEN OF DEEP WATER BEACH. Back again are Ray Dragon, Derrick Hanson, Zachary Pierce, George Glass, and Colby Keeler. New to the cast are Marco Van, Cam Kurtz, Cliff Rhodes, Ken Mack, Chad Leigh, and Titan exclusive Tober Brandt. Missingalas!is one of the lusts of my life, Mason Wyler. Its Colby Keelers wedding day. Hes marrying Cliff Rhodes daughter. As Colby talks to his future father-in-law about his virginal state, a weird thing happens. Cliff begins removing some of his clothes. I can help you out if youd like to get some practice in before tonight, Cliff says as he strokes the hard cock in his briefs. Colbys eyes widen behind his wire-rimmed spectacles. Yeah, that might be a good idea, he concurs. Hard cocks come out into the open; clothes come off; hard dicks are fondled. Cliff sucks his prospective son-in-laws cock. Oh, Mr.
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Release date: 6/24/2003
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006
Studio: Factory Video
Starring: Steve Pierce, Lex Kyler, Brad Davis [I]
Review brief: Only two of the three scenes are watchable and theres better stuff out there. The first scene is the one that is of most interest. It features Steve Pierce and Seth Handler. Steve is pierced and Seth is a handler. In fact both of these guys are pierced. In addition to nipples both have Prince Alberts in their pricks. Steve has a simple PA; Seth has an oversized one. (When Steve sucks Seths dick you can hear it clink against his teeth. Seth eventually takes it out so Steve can suck with ease.) Seth also has a guiche under his balls. Neither performer is looking good. Steve has grown a mustache that makes him look like Hitler on a bad day. Seth is scruffya poor mans Bruce Willis. The cocksucking goes on for twelve minutes. It is not until then that Steve begins to show off his notable elastic anus. This is illustrated first with a large dildo that Seth lubricates with spit. Anal balls follow the dildo. Seths dick is next. After fucking for a while (Steve probably doesnt even feel this) Seth inserts a dildo along with his prick.
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