Ten + (Plus) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/17/2006

Here’s one for size queens only. None of the dicks are really stupendous (one is downright hideous—yes, Virginia, there is such a thing a an ugly dick).

It opens with the tired old cliché of a pizza boy (Joey Jay) delivering a pizza. It’s a 10” pizza and the cost is $10. (Get the sledgehammer humor here.) Of course the purchaser Lucas Rockhard (I guess the name Peter Rockhard eluded him) doesn’t have a ten-dollar bill but he has ten inches and Joey settles for that. Lucas very briefly sucks Joey’s dick minus its pubic hair, but mostly Joey sucks on Lucas' uncut ten-incher and takes it up the bum.

Two Latinos are up next (no pun intended). Ricco Furtlando, a slim dude with an uncut whanger telephones his pal Erec Estrada to come around. “What’s up, man?” Erec stupidly asks when he arrives. When he sees its Ricco’s rod he goes down on it. It must be pointed out that Erec also has an endowment to be proud of. I find it more appealing than Ricco’s. They 69 and Erec is elected to bottom.

Manny Montilla is either in a sauna or a pine closet when he calls Baby Boy to tell him of his problem. Manny’s problem is that he can’t cum because (get this one, folks) his prostate is too high up and requires a ten-inch dick to reach it. Baby Boy—a slender young black stud with the requisite equipment—arrives and is quite willing to help Manny out. (This is the film’s best scene, and perhaps the only one to merit a look.)

Young Jason Forest learns from his two friends Skip Vincent and Jay Lopez that Bob Low has a ten-inch cock. Jason longs to see it and so the friends invite Bob over. When Bob arrives, the others depart leaving Bob and Jason together. Now Bob’s penis is really gross. It’s not ten inches long, but it’s undoubtedly ten inches in circumference. It has that puffy, swollen look that a cock has after it’s been for some time in a penis pump or can be found on victims of elephantiasis. I was so repelled when Jason started to suck it (he could only get the glans in his mouth) that I couldn’t watch any more. YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! (I do know from the previews that ran behind the credits some of it ended up in Jason's ass. I’ve reviewed nearly 600 films and this is the only one I couldn’t finish.

Among the extras were more previews than you can shake a prick at.