Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 8)
Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 1/22/2007
Studio: Arena
Review brief: Well, Ive heard of drinking champagne out of a slipper, but I never before heard ofmuch less sawanyone drink champagne out of an asshole. Yet thats what happens here in the very first scene. We find the two champagne drinkers in bed, the champagne cooling in a bucket of ice, and the champagne flutes standing by. These two fun-loving young performers flesh flutes are also soon standing by. One performer has very long very curly hair; the other has a round face with a splotch of hair the size of a thumbprint where a dimple would be under his lower lip. Both are quite cute. Kissing naturally leads to cocksucking, and cocksucking leads not so naturally to using an upturned ass as a repository for champagne. Its the longhaired pups kooky ideaand I love it. These two are having a great time and their merriment is infectious. The longhaired twink is a squirmy avaricious bottom. Hes having such fun getting fucked that Im truly surprised when he decides to top and let his buddy experience a little prostate pounding. We expect Twinkies to be full of cream and these two fit the name.
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Release date: 12/8/2006
Reviewed on: 1/20/2007
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Carlos, Miguel Sabroso, Julian Vincenzo, Glenn Santoro, Ted Colunga, Francois Sagat, Don Camillo, Damien Crosse, Alex Baresi, Benjamin Stark, Pierre Sias
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: Bruce Cams GORGE with its masculine men amidst rugged grandeur may very well be the most beautiful porn film ever made. His BREATHLESS with its slew of hot men in the forests of the Czech Republic is its worthy successor. We first hear labored breathing of François Sagat as he runs through the forest with Ted Colunga and Julian Vincenzo in hot pursuit. As he stops at a rivulet to drink they seize him. A belt is put around his neck to serve as a leash and hes led to a spot where he is made to suck their randy cocks. Sagatsomething of a Titan regular these daysis a chunky hunk, bearded with his hair shaved so close it looks likes hes wearing a yarmulke. Both Colunga and Vincenzo are familiar to those of us who are fans of those Pacific Sun films set in Hungary. Both are muscular and handsome. Colunga is very hairy. Hes my kind of bear and not a fat daddy type. Satisfied with the sucking these muscular studs then drape François across a trestle in order to get at his ass.
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Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 1/20/2007
Studio: Pantheon Productions
Starring: Jake Mitchell, Tony Bishop
Review brief: Although Im not in the market for a daddy, I wouldnt mind topping a twink or two. Young pony-hung Tommy Deluca and cute boy-next-door Tony Bishop however are in the market for a daddy and they find one in Jay Taylor. I would guess Jay to be in his forties. He has sliver hair at his temples and is quite nice looking. Hes the only daddy here I would consider going to bed with. The boys encounter him on the street and go into Jays backyard where they get naked on a blanket. I think maybe the boys get more than they bargained for because Jay is hung. This guy has a cock and a half. The boys go at it like hungry pups. But its Tony that gets fucked with it. And at this point Tommy becomes a third wheel. The fucking stops for some more fellatio but then Tonys right back getting banged. Im happy to say this is a hot scene. Im sorry to say its the only one that is really is. Next up is a daddy hunting online for a twink. The daddy is Jake Mitchell, who has no hair on his head but plenty on his face and body. He also has a bit of a belly. Hes the typical daddy bear.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/20/2007
Studio: Marina Pacific
Starring: Mick Blue, Alan Gregory, Douglas, Robey, Rock Bottom, Alexandre Carino, Devin Jones
Directed by: Chad Ryan
Review brief: We are all fans of certain porn stars. One of mine (as you know if youve read any of my reviews) is Alan Gregory. With his blond curly hair, handsome face, nice physique, and the fact that he reminds me of a college buddy, Alan tingles my testes. I have followed his career for years and have become concerned for him as he is now living dangerously by performing in bareback vids. Theres even one called CUM EATING WITH ALAN GREGORY. Here he allows himself to be gangbanged bareback. The film opens with a nude Alan greeting the first of his gangbangers. They start sucking dick and others arrive one by one. The first 37 minutes is a cocksucking orgy with Alan getting lost in the shuffle. Then Alan breaks out of the wriggling mass and goes to lie back on a circular revolving table. He lifts his legs and offers his ass to all and sundry. A cock goes in his ass and another goes in his mouth.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 1/1/2007
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Starring: Park Wiley, Adam Dexter, Josh Weston, Diego de la Hoya
Directed by: Kristofer Weston
Review brief: Aussie Brian Hansen has come to an American college ostensibly to get an education. What he really wants is some hot sex with the man of his dreams. With a face and body such as he has, Brian should have no trouble whatsoever, but his problem is that hes shy and just doesnt put himself out there. This is not the case with his roommate Park Wiley whoas the film opensis in the sack with studly Josh Weston. I almost didnt recognize Josh, as he doesnt have the smooth clean-cut appearance of his Falcon films. Instead there is a light growth of hair on his sculpted chest and long pointed sideburns slanting down his cheeks. Oddly he looks very collegiate in the Falcon films but doesnt here. Still, I will take Josh however I can get him. As the film opens they are naked on Parks bed, kissing and banging boners. It is at this point that Brian arrives home and sees the door to Parks room bearing a Do Not Enter notice and hears telltale noises from within. He sits down at his laptop, dials up a porn site, and starts jerking his joystick.
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Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/31/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Carlos, Petr Majer, Adam Kubick, Glenn Santoro, Sergej Ural, Drago Lembeck, Ladislav Bohar, Thomac Cruise, Igor Braun, Marco Mark, Peter Novotny, Mark King
Directed by: Richie Oldman
Review brief: After serving as Producer on Titans previous Titanmen Fresh European series, Richie Oldmann has taken over as director for SIDETRACKED and he has done a fine job. The film consists of four threesomes each of which starts of with two guys until a third comes along and the duos get sidetracked. The film might also be called Threes Company. Such a setup does preclude much variety, but with studs like these who minds? The first scene begins with muscular Glenn Santoro looking under the hood of his car which has broken down. His attention is immediately diverted when blond and stunning Petr Majer strolls past. Glenn watches as Petr enters a supposedly abandoned factory and decides to pursue him. Inside the abandoned factory Petr has met up with an incomparable beauty known only as Carlos. Stiff cocks bang together and lips are locked in passion before Carlos drops down to suck Petrs cock and lick his balls. When Glenn who has arrived witnesses this, he pulls out his cock. Peter waves for him to join them. He and Petr kiss as Carlos swallows down yet another cock.
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Release date: 7/28/2002
Reviewed on: 12/31/2006
Studio: Factory Video
Starring: Oscar Wild, Trevor Hobbs, Markie
Review brief: This basically mediocre film is divided into three sections: Damons Quest, Markies Quest, and Jeremy Reddicks Quest. Of them all, the first is perhaps the most interesting as it presents us with a young Damon Dogg before he joined up with Treasure Island Media to become the worlds biggest cum-guzzler. ( He is listed here only as Damon.) He meets up with a young twink (Finnegan Casey) in the woods where there start blowing one another. This (and a later outdoor scene) is poorly photographed as only natural lighting is used and the camera angles do nothing to attempt to avoid shadows covering the cocksucking.) We see better when the boys decide to head back to Damons trailer for more head. Finnegan fucks Damon and blows his load onto Damons face. Even before he joined up with Treasure Island we that Damon had a taste for cum as he does a thorough cleaning of Finnegans spent dick. Markie, a cute skinny bleached blond with a pronounced overbite, enters a hotel room with young Chas in tow and places a Do Not Disturb sign on the door.
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Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Billy Cochran, Adrian Troy
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Previews before the film give everything away which makes this uninteresting film even less interesting. The only performer and performance of interest comes in the first scene. Billy Cochran (on the cover) does his best to entertain. He starts out by showing us a monstrous black dildo the size of a fence post. Then he strips down to a black jockstrap and plays with his ass, pulling aside the cheeks to show us his itchy hole. Finally his cock is freed from the leather pop-off pouch of his jock. Its a nice cock and its pierced. He puts it in a penis pump although as stated earlier Billy had quite an admirable appendage before the pump went to work on it. With the pump still on his penis, he lubes up quite a large white dildo and shoves it where the sun dont shine. He removes the penis pump from his swollen dick and fucks himself with the faux cock. Then for some reason he puts the penis pump back on. Then after more fucking of himself with the white dildo, he lubes up the black monster. He sits down on the gargantuan impaler and rides.
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Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2006
Studio: Puppy Productions
Review brief: I love British guys. They really turn me on. I guess its a combination of attitude, accent, and big uncut dicks. The guysre not gorgeous like those Eastern European beauties, but theyre sexy as hell. BARE BOTTOMS UP IN LONDON is a perfect example. The action takes place in a pub. Theres not much to the places decor but it has a well-stocked bar and a horny uninhibited clientele. It begins with perky young Conner McDonald interviewing Jack Jackson for a bartenders job. Connor is a cute dark-haired little twink. Jack has a pierced eyebrow and looks like rough street trade. He has, however, a sweet demeanor. Connors accent is so heavy we could use subtitles. When the interview seemed to be winding down, Jack piped up with Fancy a fuck? What did you just say? blurts a startled but obviously agreeable Connor. Jack gets up and kisses him and the scene is off and running. They undress as fast as a fireman dresses. Both cocks are hard and upturned like a rhinos horn. Connor goes down on Jack, gets his own upturned member sucked, and then is back onto Jacks.
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Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2006
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Starring: Taylor, Scott, Matt [I] (ambiguous), Dylan, Caedon Chase, Nick Russell, Jake Anderson, Jerry Stearns, D.J. Hunter, Yahroe, Dan Fisk, Scott Berman, Devlin Michaels, Fire Fly, Allen Adams, Daxx Maxxon, Jay Taylor, Chester, Roxx, Fuckhole, Brad Davis [IV], Eddie Kent, Jake Philips, James O'Malley, Phil Moore, Aaron Valenciaga, David Hassani
Directed by: Paul Morris
Review brief: When it was seemingly safe, I used to love the taste of cum. All my lovers tasted different. Some were salty, others were slightly sour, others were sweet. There was even one cute twink who tasted like chicken soupI kid you not. Sowhen I say I found this film to be boring, disgusting, and distasteful you know where Im coming from. Ive liked others of Treasure Island's cum extravaganzas, but this one turned me off. A major part of the problem was that the guys getting sucked off were pug-ugly. Even if it were safe, you couldnt pay me to suck these guys. The first to gobble down the cock cream is Caedon. Hes a cute slender kid with a pierced tongue and pierced nipples, and a plethora of tattoos. Hes first seen swallowing down a load from a black dude; and then makes the rounds, swallowing the juice of the group of uglies. One of these others is a young guy named Allen Adam who assists Caedon in draining dicks. From time to time Allen hawks and drops a gob of spit in Caedons mouth. (Its this that turned me off.
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Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2006
Studio: Arena
Starring: Matt Berry, Bruno Barron, Sebastian Dupres, David Ridder, Tommy Holl, Steve Lefay, Samy D Angelo, Marc Torres, Tais Morgan, Olivier Kilmer
Directed by: Stephane Berry
Review brief: If you think this one contains hot Arabs, youll be greatly disappointed. If you are content with hot French guys then you probably won't be. The title therefore is very misleading. Indeed I greatly doubt that any of the scenes took place in North Africa at all. Only the first aborted scene takes place outdoors in a sandy setting with the sound of wind. All others take place indoors. This first scene (which is a threesome on a blanket) is abruptly terminated and we cut to three other guys making out on a bed. I dont know if anyone in the first scene ejaculated as I looked away for a second and suddenly there were three different guys on a bed. It's one of the films more interesting scenes though as one of these three gets double-fucked. They all cum. There is actually a bit a setup for scene three. We find four guys having the traditional Moroccan mint tea and conversitn in French before they pair off to suck and fuck. For one brief moment one of the pairs makes it a threesome, but then its right back to pairing. For scene four the setting is an indoor pool.
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Release date: 12/5/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Matt Majors, Jason Ridge, Brett Matthews, Dean Tucker, Collin O'Neal, Nick Horn, Damien Crosse, Alex Brawley, John Matthews, Kyler Lachlan
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Jason Ridge is the new cop in town. After Jasons cursory introduction with other officers on the force (Alex Brawley, Jon Matthews, and Nick Horn) we head off to our first sex scene. Hunky hirsute Collin ONeal has reported a voyeur and calls for some police assistance. What Collin really wants however is some police ass (forget the istance). Collin, who has been shaving, greets Officer Alex with an open robe and a stiff dick. He tells the officer that while he was shaving someone was peeking at him. (Well, if youve got a body like Collins and shave in the nude its not surprising that someone would look.) Maybe I should take a look, the policeman suggests. (It would seem to me that with Collins open robe and the hard cock poking out at him, Alex was getting a pretty good look already.) As Alex passes by Collin in the doorway, the back of his handaccidentally on purposebrushes against the hard cock. When they arrive in the bathroom, Alex asks Collin what he was doing when the prowler was peeking. He shows Alex what he was doingstroking that hard cock.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2006
Studio: Jet Set
Starring: Sharon Kane, Chi Chi LaRue, Chad Donovan, Ethan Marc, Sandy Sloane, Andrew Addams, Raul, Rod Barry, Corey Summers, Brad Benton, John Marcus, Michael Soldier, Jack London, Jason Sechrest, Bret Wolfe, Jason Ridge, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Paolo Cortez, Ashton Sorenson, Cody Cash, Brad Slater, Lee Walters, Gabriel Knight, Jonathon Gabriel, Paulo Cortez
Directed by: Matthew Moore
Review brief: Ashton Sorenson! This young blond with his pretty uncut prick who makes his film debut here as a guest star in this episode is as beautiful as any of the boys you will find at Bel Ami and well worth the price of admission. As our soap continues we find the mysterious Lucky Hanson (Gabriel Knight) doing odd jobs to pay for his room. One of these is to get the hot tub working. As Lucky leans over to retrieve a condom, he falls headlong into the tub. Rob Romoni gives him a hand up, and a robe to put on over his wet clothes. He tells Lucky that his TV isnt working and would he come to his room to see whats wrong. Of course the TV is working properly. What is wrong is Robs hard cock confined in his Speedos. Robit turns outis the president of Bubble Underwear and offers Lucky a job putting his bubble butt into Bubble Underwear even though Lucky wont put his bubble butt to work for Robs cock. Now enters Ashton Sorenson. He has been watching Luckys deliverance from the hot tub and comes just in the nick of time to assuage Robs boner.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006
Studio: Jet Set
Starring: Sharon Kane, Chi Chi LaRue, Chad Donovan, Ethan Marc, Sandy Sloane, Andrew Addams, Raul, Rod Barry, Corey Summers, Brad Benton, John Marcus, Michael Soldier, Jack London, Jason Sechrest, Bret Wolfe, Jason Ridge, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Paolo Cortez, Ashton Sorenson, Cody Cash, Brad Slater, Lee Walters, Gabriel Knight, Jonathon Gabriel, Paulo Cortez
Directed by: Matthew Moore
Review brief: On MELROSE PLACE there was one token gay guy. On WET PALMS, a show that seems suggestive of the former, there are no token straights. This is not the first gay soap. That honor goes to an episodic piece called YOUNG HEARTS, BROKEN DREAMS. But YHBD was softcore; WET PALMS is hardcore. (Is it ever!) It also features a cast of top-notch performers who are the hottest stars around. This first episode (Who is Lucky Hanson) begins with Lucky Hanson (played by a cute newcomer, Gabriel Knight) arriving at Wet Palms inquiring after the owner, Randall Jett. The manager (played with much swishyness by Bret Wolfe) tells him that Randall is in Europe. Bret is taken aback as Lucky resembles a certain Sebastian and that gives him a bad feeling. Nevertheless he is intrigued, and gives Lucky a room. We have our first sex scene when Lucky is showering and jacks off while watching the cute pool boyoops, sorryaquatic maintenance engineer Tripp (Cody Cash). Sadly, Gabriel doesnt cum. In this episode we also meet two lovers played by Jason Ridge and Brad Benton.
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Release date: 10/4/2006
Reviewed on: 12/12/2006
Studio: Arena
Starring: Felix, Thiago Pavanello, Andre Dumont, Junior Carioca, Kauan, Leo Passos, Victor Manzini, Allan Willian
Directed by: John Doll
Review brief: Cowboys have long been one of the great gay fantasies, but Brokeback Mountain appears to have added a mountain of fuel to that fantasy. There are now more Bareback Mountains and films with performers pretending to be brothers of Jake and Enos than you can shake a prick at. Now it appears even the Brazilians have gotten into the act. RIDE EM COWBOY begins with four of these South American cowboys engaged in a long conversation. As my long viewing of Brazilian films have taught me the words for suck my cock and fuck me (all the Portuguese one probably needs for a trip to Rio) I havent a clue what they are talking aboutmaybe cows or sheep as they seem to have plenty of both around. (If they are going in for lengthy conversations we should have subtitles.) After a while two of the guysa chunky mature unattractive guy and a younger one in a ridiculous pair of frayed chapssaunter off, leaving the other two (who are quite cute) behind. As soon as the others have departed this remaining duo start a-kissin. Shirts come off to reveal smooth hairless torsos.
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Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 12/11/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Tober Brandt, Scott Wilde, Matt Cole, Cole Ryan, Aaron Giant, Kyler Cox, Max Blue, Nickolay Petrov
Directed by: Brian Mills, Ray Dragon
Review brief: Its getting harder and harder to tell Titans Manplay series from their regular productionsand thats certainly not a complaint. Its especially difficult when this one features such Titan exclusives as Tober Brandt and one of the lusts-of-my-life, Cole Ryan. The film opens with Tober Brandt and the built and beautiful Matt Cole engaged in some pretty heavy cruising. Tober shows Matt his hard dick, but its the display of Tobers meaty ass that brings Matts own hard cock out into the open. Matt crosses over to Tober. Rampant cocks spar with one another as Matt pulls on one of Tobers nipple rings and the studs kiss. Tober drops down to consume Matts raging hard-on. Its one hell of a blowjob. When its Matts turn to go down on Tober, he gives as good as he got. Then holding fiercely to Tobers cock, Matt brings forth a copious load from that inflexible shaft to spatter his chest. Matt rises to erupt on Tobers crotch. With the oral over, its time now for the anal. Matt bends over and presents his ass for Tobers pleasure.
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Release date: 11/11/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2006
Studio: Jake Cruise
Starring: Dick, Ethan, Jake Cruise
Directed by: Jake Cruise
Review brief: Jake Cruise is a roly-poly guy (probably in his 50s) who persuades young studs to go on camera with him so he can suck their cocks and fuck them. Films such as these fuel viewers fantasies because we think if they would do it with Jakethey would do it with us. I had never seen any of the Jake Cruise Collection (as they are called) but the young stud on the cover looked highly edible so I got it and popped it in the player. The young stud here is known only as Ethan. We learn he is 22 (in 2004) and does something on web sites. He stands there looking somewhat skittish as Jake introduces him. Jake removes Ethans shirt to reveal a smooth swimmers build. When the pants are removed and Ethans cock is revealed, it is already at its full 8 inches. Naturally, Jake gives it a suck. With Ethan now lying back on the bed, Jake undresses the hot lad and sucks on his toes.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/3/2006
Studio: Boy Ride Films
Starring: Sky, Bryce, Kyler
Review brief: Chicken lovers take note: Boy Ride has once again conjured up a concoction that will have your mouths and dicks drooling. SKYE RIDING features a cute 19-year-old skateboarder from Chicago known only as Skye. He has dark wavy hair, a handsome face with a very kissable mouth, a smooth attractive body, and a highly suckable dick. The film opens with him telling us that he and his buddy Noah are about to have a jackoff competition. Whoever comes first gets the skateboard he is holding. Noah appears (a cute pixyish type) and together they head off for the contest. (Unfortunately there is no head in this scene just masturbation.) We find the boys indoors leaning against a table. Their pants are down and theyre whacking away. They turn around to face the table when its time to shoot. The camera is repositioned to catch the flying juice. Noah wins. We discover longhaired Raif and cute Lane returning from surfing, clad in the tight rubber suit of surfers and carrying their surfboards.
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Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 12/1/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Jason, Jay Tornay, Brad Slater, Chris Perez, Bryce Webber
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Shaving (as you can no doubt tell) is my favorite fetish. The sight of a shaved crotch on an adult male causes me to have an instant hard-on and can bring about an orgasm within minutes. Videos catering to this particular fetish are few and far between so when I saw the title of this one I couldnt resist it. It therefore grieves me to report that as a shaving film and as a porn film this one fails on both counts. We begin with a good-looking guy making his way through the forest. He comes across a stream of water flowing from a culvert out of the side of a hill. Unable to resist, he peels off his shoes and socks (nice feet) removes his shorts _but not his underwear), and gets under the hard spray. The force of the water causes his cock still in his briefs to tent them. Finally he removes the offending item (nice ass). Staring blatantly and seductively at the camera, he triggers a response from the viewer (nice cock). We cut to him sitting by a creek, lathering up his cock and balls. He proceeds to shave them.
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Release date: 10/25/2006
Reviewed on: 11/26/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: Jan Kurka, a cute plump-faced twink waits on a sofa. Four hunky young studs (Marek Knourek, Igor Gubricky, Zdenek Hudcek, and Karnil Cepila) come down the stairs or enter the room from elsewhere to join him. Clothes come off to reveal some hot young bodies (including Jan's). Hard uncut cocks fill greedy mouths. Its hard [pun intended] to choose a favorite from among these sucking studs as they chow down on succulent pricks. After 18 minutes of cocksucking, we find Jan leaning over a chair ready for some dick in his anal orifice. One by one each shoves a stiff cock up the offered anus while the others wait their turn stroking themselves to keep hard. Close-ups show each initial insertion. If youve read any other of my reviews you know Im pissed of when I dont see the initial entry of a cock into an assespecially in bareback vids. Im a happy viewer here. After everyone has had a turn they all go back for seconds. We then cut to Jan lowering himself on one of the sofa-sitting studs rampant rods. He sits on each cock down the line.
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Release date: 5/28/2006
Reviewed on: 11/25/2006
Studio: Tipo Sesso
Review brief: I found this one to be quite disappointing. The guys are Euro-cute, but the concept and the sexual encounters are insipid. It starts off with a bevy of young guys (theres about twelve of them) arriving in Prague. They all exit into room 207 of the hotel in which they are staying. From time to time the door will open and out will come two of the boys. They will go somewhere to suck cock and fuck. The second pairing is the most interesting as it features a desirable curly-headed young stud who goes of with his fuck-buddy to a restaurant. There at the table they suck cock to the accompaniment of typical off-camera restaurant noises. I know you dont shit where you eat, so I supposed you dont fuck where you eat either, as they go to a hotel room for that. Another of the duos goes to a disco where after some gyrating we find them in an alley having their union on a parked motorcycle. This goes on for a total of five unvaried (and thus predictable and boring) scenes. Before the final scene, three guysinstead of the usual twoleave room 207.
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Release date: 10/6/2006
Reviewed on: 11/25/2006
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Tober Brandt, Vin Nolan, Steve Trevor, Francois Sagat, R.J., Derek Da Silva, Damien Crosse, Diesel Washington, Alex Baresi, Brendan Davies, Darius Falke, Joe G, Lee Hayford, Patrick O'Connor
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: After his phenomenal success with BIRTH OF A NATION around 90 years ago, D.W. Griffith produced a film called INTOLERANCE that had four separate plots that it jumped around among. It was a colossal failure. Now Titan has produced FOLSOM FILTH, a film with three separate plots unified only by the theme of S & M. While not by any means a failure, it is not an unqualified success either. The problem is the same as with the Griffith filmwe become discombobulated when the different plots pop up willy-nilly. The firstand I would say main plotis the abduction of Patrick OConnor and his transformation into a sex slave. The second plot (if one can call either of the other two plots in the true sense) consists of the masters Diesel Washington and Brendan Davies putting their slaves Alex Baresi and Lee Heyford through their paces. The third plot contains assorted scenes that finally by using some of the same performers sort of joins the second plot. Its all-confusing. BUTand its a very big butthe parts are better than the whole. It took me days to get through all the action.
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Release date: 10/4/2006
Reviewed on: 11/11/2006
Studio: Alpha Male Entertainment
Directed by: Mike Esser
Review brief: As much of an art film as a pure porn film PACIFIC ROOT is a stunner. Still betraying his origins as a softcore director Essers camera is somewhat restless and the editing is still a mite anxious, but, ah, those Aussies! The film opens with Andy Stone and Mitch Milano running in out of the rain. They lovingly dry one another off and we cut to both naked on the bed on their knees, belly to belly, kissing. Andys cock is up and raring to go but like any good lover he doesnt rush to gratification. He waits for his partner to get in the same state and aids him in that by easing Mitch back so he can suck Mitchs cock. Both are beautiful and the illusion they create is that this is love and not merely sex. Andys raging cock will eventually find its gratification in Mitchs ass but not before the boys have taken their own sweet time getting there. Andy drills Mitch good and proper, causing Mitch to cum while being fucked.
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Release date: 9/1/2006
Reviewed on: 11/10/2006
Studio: Adonis Pictures
Starring: Justin Wells, Eddie Stone, Josh Carter, Jason Crew, Zackary Pierce, Kyle Aames, Brant Moore, Damon Phoenix, Clay Anderson
Directed by: Mike Donner
Review brief: Priests picking up young street hustlers! Priests getting it on with fellow seminarians! These things dont happen in real life, do they? Well for all of you who missed the amorous groping of your local clergyman or for those of you who wish to relive the experience, HOLIER THAN THOU is just for you. The film opens with Justin Wells giving us a delightful view of his naked ass as he approaches a private altar, bends over to kiss a crucifix, and then puts on his clerical black and priestly collar. Thus attired, good priest Justin is off on his midnight crusade to save a soul. As he drives along he spies young hustler (Jason Crew) waiting for a john. Quickly removing his clerical collar, Justin picks him up and asks if he knows of any place they can go. Jason does. It appears to be a deserted warehouse. Arriving there, Justin plants some passionate kisses on the pretty young hustler and is soon feeding the slender young beauty a long knobby cock. Justins cock responds to Jasons pierced tongue.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/6/2006
Reviewed on: 11/10/2006
Studio: In-X-Cess
Starring: Kyle Foxxx
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: After reviewing well over 600 films here to say that this one is unquestionably among the five worst I have ever seen, practically says it all. It is set up with two cameras. One giving us a side view of Kyle and another giving us a front view of Kyle. The front view is supposed to give us a virtual reality view if Kyle were sucking our cocks, or we were sucking his, or fucking him. Although neither camera position is good, the front view is definitely the better of the two but we have to keep moving over to get it. And its hardly worth it as each segment takes only a minute or so. The longest segment is the interview with Kyle. Its very sad to hear that Kylewho is nothing to stir the gonadsthinks more highly of himself than anyone else in his life ever will. He is certainly not my virtual bottom. The better looker is the scruffy guy whom we glimpse as he sucks Kyles cock for us.
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