Barcelona Rocks Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/21/2006

In Spain Ibiza has long been a great location for porn, but of late it’s Barcelona that seems to be attracting porn companies. Michael Lucas’ latest is Barcelona Nights and Titan’s latest foreign import under their Titan Fresh label is Barcelona Rocks. I don’t know that there are many Spaniards in the film—most (if not all) seem to come from Eastern Europe. I recognize the handsome Rick Bauer and Jonathan Collins and the ubiquitous and over-used Jan Volt.

We begin cruising along in a boat. Down below a dark-haired twink, Raphael Rocco, asks a strawberry blond twink, Shane Osbee, if he wants to go for a swim. The blond would prefer to have sex; so they do. Raphael is smooth; Shane has a lightly haired chest. Raphael chows down on Shane’s nice uncut meat before rimming his delectable hairless ass and fucking him. After Shane has covered his belly with spunk, he licks Raphael’s hole and balls and sucks cock, helping his fuck-buddy shoot.

The boat sails on. We pan over to the shore where—surprisingly—we see young Shane getting it on with Janos Volt. I’m sure Janos has a myriad of fans but he does nothing for me. To be honest I find him uninviting. Added to this is the fact that he seems to be in nearly every film from Eastern Europe. Perhaps it’s a case of familiarity breeding contempt. Well, Shane seems to like him as he swallows down Janos’ cock with gusto. Janos returns the favor, eats out Shane’s delectable ass, and fucks him. Shane cums as Janos is plowing him.

After a brief glimpse of the sea we go to another couple having sex al fresco. They are the sexy and virile Rick Bauer and the blond willowy Jamie Summers. Rick is naked; Jamie is clothed. They swap tongues until Rick tells Jamie, “You have never asked me to fuck you.”
“Look what I have,” Jamie replies gleefully holding up a condom.
He rolls it onto Rick’s prick using his mouth. He removes his pants and prepares to sit on the upright flesh. But he pauses to ask in a slight German accent: “Can you lick my ass like the guy did yesterday?”
“Yeah,” Rick willingly agrees.
Rick’s tongue seems to find its natural haven in the cute blond’s crack.
When he is ready, Jamie sits down on Rick’s dick and rides. Rick bucks up under him. After Jamie cums, he dismounts to give Rick a helping hand. Rick’s cum flies far and wide.

Oh, no it’s the surly Janos Volta again! Raphael has come looking for Shane.
“He is gone. I fucked him,” Janos snarls in his high-pitched squeaking voice. Raphael shoves his cock in Janos’ mouth and later his ass. (Revenge.)

Once again we find Rick and Jamie together. They are sleeping on a bed. Both are naked now. We hear a voice calling “Room service”. Jamie yells to come back later. Rick now initiates the proceedings by stroking Jamie’s cock. I nearly lost it when this beauty leant over and took the kid’s cock in his mouth. Let me tell you, Rick can suck cock! As he raises Jamie’s legs and drapes them over his shoulders we see Anthony Martinez from room service is watching them. Anthony—his cock out and stiff—crawls onto the bed and begins eating out Rick’s ass. (Now that’s what I call room service.) We know the cock has entered his ass from the expression on Rick’s face. When things segued into a missionary fuck with the handsome stud’s upturned ass getting plowed, I lost it.

For the next—and sixth scene—Lee Brian, a young Englishman, knocks on Jonathan Collins’ door looking for a place to stay. In no time at all Lee is running his pierced tongue on Jonathan’s cock and getting fucked.

For the seventh and final scene we find Jamie and Anthony together on the bed. (Rick has apparently gone to shower.) Jamie gives Anthony head and permits the hunky youth to put several fingers up his ass. The fingers bring Jamie off. With no fucking the scene is even more of an anti-climax.

We don’t see much of Barcelona. In fact we see nothing of the city. The film could just has easily have taken place in Eastern Europe. But we weren’t watching this for that anyway. We were watching it to see a bevy of beauties sucking and fucking. And that they do.
Although the photography is not of the best and the transitions from scene to scene could have been smoother, Barcelona Rocks is a pleasant diversion and worth a look.