Lifeguard the Men Of Deep Water Beach Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/3/2006

Joe Gage’s gay hardcore take on Baywatch that began with DEEP WATER continues in LIFEGUARD-THE MEN OF DEEP WATER BEACH.
Back again are Ray Dragon, Derrick Hanson, Zachary Pierce, George Glass, and Colby Keeler.
New to the cast are Marco Van, Cam Kurtz, Cliff Rhodes, Ken Mack, Chad Leigh, and Titan exclusive Tober Brandt. Missing—alas!—is one of the lusts of my life, Mason Wyler.

It’s Colby Keeler’s wedding day. He’s marrying Cliff Rhodes’ daughter. As Colby talks to his future father-in-law about his virginal state, a weird thing happens. Cliff begins removing some of his clothes.
“I can help you out if you’d like to get some practice in before tonight,” Cliff says as he strokes the hard cock in his briefs.
Colby’s eyes widen behind his wire-rimmed spectacles.
“Yeah, that might be a good idea,” he concurs.
Hard cocks come out into the open; clothes come off; hard dicks are fondled. Cliff sucks his prospective son-in-law’s cock.
“Oh, Mr. Clayton!”
When they kiss, the virginal Colby inquires, “Kissing, too?”
“Absolutely,” Cliff assures him.
Falling to his knees, Colby now goes down on his future daddy’s dick.
We expect Cliff to take the cherry of his daughter’s husband-to-be and after they have both masturbated together, he does just that. Colby bends over the desk and Cliff throws it to him. It was extremely disappointing however that the fuck didn't also use the missionary position. Colby really should have been fucked in the position usual for women to make the point here!

Derrick Hanson (who looks a bit like Patrick Swayze) goes to Tober Brandt’s store for some things the lifeguards need. In the back room he finds some porn cassettes. (They weren't on the list.) Ken Mack (who looks a bit like Kevin Spacey) comes into the back room and finds Derrick and his dick. Knowing something is going on in the back room Tober Brandt (who looks a lot like Tober Brandt) locks the store and heads for the back room. There he discovers Ken giving head to Derrick. Tober clears a table for future use and joins in the cocksucking.
The sucking session—quite a long one—ends with everyone cumming. It’s time now to fuck. Derrick lies back on the tale where both Tober and Ken ply his ass with fingers. The fuck begins with Derrick bending over the table and getting it from behind as Colby was in scene one. But it then moves into the missionary position, which is where I shot. (Joe Gage is a man after my own hard as he always shows the initial entry of a cock into an ass.)
When Derrick’s turn is over, Tober lies back on the table for Derrick to fuck him. Ken fucks him too. Tober sits down on Ken’s upright dick. All cum again.

[The extended director’s cut goes to black and white. Derrick puts on the gloves. Ken lubes them up. Tober’s anus is greased. Derrick fists Tober. “God, that’s fucking intense!” Tober manages to exclaim though his screams.]

Meanwhile back at the beach Ray Dragon the boss and true daddy in the film (he’s so hairy it’s even on his back) interviews a new lifeguard—Cam Kurtz. The young would be-rookie is ordered to strip down and try on a suit. A cute young blond—Chad Leigh—watches. Cam is very hesitant about disrobing. When he finally does, we see why. Cam has a monstrous uncut dick that lists to port. What a whopper! Chad shows even more interest now and Ray is also taken aback.
“You’re gonna fit right in,” he tells the hugely hung youth.
It certainly doesn’t fit in the brief suit that Ray first gives him so Chad gets another. Part of the problem may be the fact that Cam’s cock is rather hard, so Ray starts to reduce the swelling with a little oral aid.
“Hey! What’re you doing?” Cam cries out. “I don’t think you should….” The rest of the sentence remains unfinished. Chad’s interest has certainly risen now—as has his cock. Chad's uncut prong is out his trunks and bobbing up and down. Bearded hirsute Marco Van arrives and Ray offers him a taste of Cam’s heavily foreskinned salami. He’s able to take a bit more than Ray. It’s now Chad’s eagerly awaited turn. (This kid looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth.) As Chad sucks away he pounds his own pud and cums. Cam too beats off. It’s a load worthy of that big cock.
“You still want to be a lifeguard?” Ray knowingly asks the spent youth.
“Sure,” Cam smirks.
“Hell, boy, we’re just getting started.”
With that Ray leads the boy over to a mat on the floor and proceeds to fuck him like a dog. “Get that chest down! Get that ass up!”
Zachary Pierce enters the room and is soon naked and hard (or vice versa) as are Marco and Chad and me. Finally Cam gets it missionary. (Oh, yeah!)
After Ray cums on the supine lad and leaves George Glass of the beach patrol whom Zachary has dreamt of in Part One enters. Chad goes over to sit down on Cam’s circa thirteen inches while George swallows Zachary’s dick. We don’t get at all interested in the crosscutting to George sucking dick as Chad riding the big one is major interest. Chad cums with Chad’s cock deep in his bowels.
Zachary blows his load on George’s uniform and badge and George leads him away by the dick.
Marco now goes over to Cam. But he doesn’t fuck him. He just eats out his ass and beats off. Cam does too.
“You need a shower,” Marco advises him.

[In the director’s extended cut we find Marco, Cam, Chad, and Ray in a dimly lit shower. (Why the fuck is it so dimly lit? Are they ashamed of what is about to take place?) Ray pisses on Cam and in his mouth. Marco pisses on Chad. The two boys piss on one another. The boys then piss on Marco.]

We go into the other room where George is bending over and Zachary is putting on a condom. He slides his cock into George’s beefy butt. It’s not long before Zachary pulls out and cums. For no explicable reason whatsoever Ray enters. George cums. It’s a very very very weak scene on which to end the sex. After the setup for George and Zachary in Part One, what was required was a very romantic and fulfilling scene between Zachary and George. But perhaps romance is not one of the weapons in Joe Gage’s mighty arsenal.

[The director’s extended cut takes us back in the crappily lit shower for Zachary to piss on George. Talk about putting a damper on romance.]

The coda is Cliff Rhodes opening the door to find Colby Keeler there. I don’t know if the wedding is off or over, but Cliff is definitely going to be in.

The traditional beaucoup extras include an interview with Derrick, Tober, and Ken that basically serves as previews for other Titan films. The Behind the Scenes is brief and not of much interest. There is fluffing, a slide show, and a photo shoot where we can once again ogle Cam’s claim to fame. Chad’s uncut prong is actually more imposing here as well.

I like it that in addition to the prime beef, Mr. Gage has put some chicken on the menu. Still once again the rule that a sequel is never as good as the original is proved true and Part One was indeed a hard act to follow (no pun intended—oh, hell, why not).