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Fuck Holes (Treasure Island)

Release date: 9/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006

Studio: Treasure Island Media

Starring: Red, Little Joe, Ruben D'Angelo, Nate Ford, Kurt Kaiser, Kirk Nadir, Anthony Peters, Dixon Scott, Marc Short, Seth Scott, Robby Lopez, Brad Stevens, Bryan Hanson, Ken Carlo, Johnny Karlo, Marco Dominic
Directed by: Max Sohl

Review brief: Except for one scene which presents honest-to-god incest this is pretty much Treasure Island Video doing its usual thing. Namely getting some guys who are fearless and foolish and letting them get fucked bareback by scads of strangers. The first insatiable bottom is Kirk Nadir, thin bald with pierced nipples, belly, and cock. When we meet him he is having his ass eaten out by Javier a young Latino with his long hair braided in a pigtail. Cut to Kirk riding Javiers cock. The next fucker, Ruben DAngelo awaits his turn, his cock at the ready. Ruben plows Kirk with such vigor that the anus becomes so loose that when Rubens cock pops out it goes back in with no hands. Javier then returns to fucking and eventually Kirk is double-fucked. After that they team-fuck him. Javier pulls his spurting cock out to show hes cumming and then shoves it back up Kirks hole. Im breeding you, he tells the well-used bottom. Ruben comes by jacking off. Javiers fist is up his ass to add encouragement. The next bottom is discovered on the bed. He is Nate Ford. Hes young and has a nice Prince Albert.
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Good Sex Karma

Release date: 11/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/3/2006

Studio: Tribal Pulse

Starring: Leo, Jonathan, Max, Diesel, Cesar, Alisson, Brito, Konrado, Mendes

Review brief: The first time I heard the word Karma was in The Pink Panther Strikes Again. That is my karma, Inspector Clousseau says to former Chief Inspector Dreyfus before inadvertently catapulting him into a pond. I suppose he meant fate or destiny. Karma means more than that, but not being an expert in the Hindu religion, I'll leave it at that. When this film opens we see some Hindu sculpture and a voice intones: The Orgasm is the closest way to find god. Oh? Okay, suits me. In the opening scene Cesar Forte is attempting to achieve orgasm by sucking his own cock, but it just wont reach. Mendes, a hefty brute with floppy tits, comes to his aid. After Cesar has sucked Mendes, Mendes sucks Cesar. Cesar rims, uses the fuck-finger to finger-fuck Mendes, and then gives the older Mendes his cock. There are some nice close-ups of the action but Im not really into either of these guys. Cesar goes for a ride on Mendes dick and gets skewered doggy-style before they jack off to achieve their religious orgasm. The scene seemed interminable. The two who follow are much more to my taste.
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Homo Erectus (MSR)

Release date: 4/17/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006

Studio: MSR Releasing



Review brief: There is some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that MSR has apparently been sold and wont be making any more films. And that is very bad news indeed. The good news is that their DVDs can now be picked up for a song. I started looking though the MSR DVDs I own and came across one that I had not watched: HOMO ERECTUS. How this one got put on the shelf Ill never know as it stars one of my very favorite performers Joey Russo along with Jason Branch, Matt Bradshaw, and Damian Fordjust to name a few. The premise is that a group of scientists and one religious ninny have gone into the jungles in search of the missing link to prove Darwins theory. MSR has taken great pains with the set and script. Theyve taken very little pains with Joeys costumethank goodness. Yes, Joey plays the homo erectus clad only in a flimsy loincloth when hes clothed in anything at all. Of course whenever Joeys on screen in anything, I become a homo erectus. There is a great deal of dialogue that is delivered with all the professionalism of untalented performers in a high school class play.
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Bareback Boyfriends 3

Release date: 11/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/28/2006

Studio: GAI Studios

Starring: Ryan, Bryce, Jacob Hayes, Hayden Burton, Damien Munson, Joey Andrews, Cas Castro, Ty Wyndam, Dylan Shylar
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo

Review brief: With many warnings about the dangers of unprotected sex which is probably sincere but in the circumstances reeks of hypocrisy, the producers, cameraman, andwhen forced by the cameraman to do sothe performers themselves all tell us we should always wear condoms. They then proceed to fuck bareback. The first lover/performers are Damien Munson and Hayden Burton. They tell us that they have been lovers for three months and so feel its OK to fuck raw. (I dont want to be the one to tell these kids that the HIV virus often takes six months to show up.) Damien is an attractive twink. Hayden is cute but kind of goofy-looking. He tells us his favorite sport is cheerleading. Their scene takes place in a kitchen and before you can say whats cookin theyre naked and sucking cock. This segues into a sixty-nine. Hayden leans over the kitchen counter and Damien enters his back door. We cut abruptly to Damien lying on the floor and Hayden sitting down on Damiens prick.
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Raiders of the Lost Arse: The Mummy's Hand

Release date: 12/14/2002
Reviewed on: 1/15/2006

Studio: Raging Stallion

Starring: Max Grand, Sam Dixon, Jeremy Tucker, Jason Hawke, Bryce Pierce, Michael Soldier, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen
Directed by: Chris Ward

Review brief: Raging Stallions pulled out all the stops for this one. Its filmed in widescreen with an impressive set, a strong masculine cast, a superb musical score by J. D. Slater, and top-notch direction from Chris Ward. The premise is the search for the tomb of a gay pharaoh. Hunky Jeff Allen leads a group of explorers that include Jeremy Tucker, Sam Dixon, Michael Soldier (making his debut here), and Jason Hawke. The sexual action begins when Jeremy Tucker and Sam Dixon wander into an oasis and discover themselves. Mutual cocksucking is followed by Jeremy entering Sams not-so-secret passage. Whats unique and fun about this scene is that the fucking takes place in a stream with Sam leaning over a fallen tree. Later he lies back on a flat rock for Jeremy to continue his exploration. Elsewhere Jeff gets it on with the beautiful Jason Hawke. Michael Soldier observes them from the hill above and practically starts a landslide scampering down to join them.
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Chained Heroes 2: P.O.W. In Pain

Release date: 11/26/2003
Reviewed on: 1/8/2006

Studio: Torsion Video



Review brief: I discovered something important about myself watching this one: Im not much of a sadist. I was interested in watching this since Marcello the guy playing the captured French Foreign legionnaire was a handsome blond with a nice build and had no pubic hair (one of my great turn-ons). Unfortunately its nearly sixty minutes into the film before we even see his penis. Until then we see him struggle on the floor in chains, strung up shirtlessfirst with his hands behind his back where his raised arms put great pressure on the shouldersand then strung up with his hands above his head so that he can be whipped, punched, pinched, etc. He had a nice torso (his armpits were shaved. In fact there was no hair at all on his body below the eyebrows). He had a piercing in his chin. He was a great screamer. Jamie Lee Curtis and Fay Wray had nothing on this guy. Often he seemed to show anger, which was quite believable. Indeed he gave a truly excellent performance. The whipping was much more authentic in this Dutch film than one finds in those downright sissy S & M films we get in this country.
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Seattle Boyz Skyline Orgy

Release date: 5/9/2003
Reviewed on: 1/7/2006

Studio: GAE Boy Video

Starring: Kyle, Morgan, Lance

Review brief: How many does it take to make an orgy? In my mind in takes more than three or four. Yet thats all we have here. Threes company; fours fun; but not an orgy. They are very young18 to 20 tops. Before the film there is a notice or disclaimer, or whatever telling us this is not like the videos we are used to in that this one has no script, no director, and no editor. If the guys are cute enoughand these arewe can conceivably do without the first two of these, but the last is de rigueur no matter what. And thats the problem here. We start with the three youngsters who will comprise the entire film. (Two thirds of the way through they are joined by a fourth.) The setting is a fabulous apartment with a stupendous view of Seattle. Three twinks are onand partially offa sofa. They are naked and two cute brunets are sharing sucking duties on the hard cock of a long slender blondLance. Lance is a true blond. Not only his hair but his eyebrows and eyelashes are blond. His pubic hair is carrot-color (something that truly turns me on).
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Bareback Beginners 5

Release date: 11/10/2005
Reviewed on: 1/5/2006

Studio: Eagle Video

Starring: Mila, Daniel, Jan, Martin, Roman, Jakub, Mirek, Lukas, Lubos
Directed by: Roman Czernik

Review brief: BAREBACK BEGINNERS 5 is directed by Roman Czernik who also does the SOLDIERS OF EASTERN EUROPE series. Ive liked all of those that Ive seen, and although Ive only seen two of the bareback series Ive like both of them. This one is indeed a sizzler! It begins with Mila, a young soldier, on patrol. Hes a dark-haired beauty with a bleached stripe running though the center of his hair. (The soldiers here seem to get away with things that an American soldier could not.) A car with three guys pulls up. They get out with a map and ask Mila for directions. Daniel, one of the guys, keeps giving Mila the eye and when the others prepare to leave Daniel instructs them to wait for him at the nearest gas station. They move back from the road where they will not be seen and Daniel proceeds to give the young soldier great head. Mila returns the favor and they follow this with a nice 69. They kiss. Daniel gets a fabulous rimming right before getting fucked. Afterward he gets a face full of cum and licks Milas skuzzy cock clean.
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Jet Set Diary

Release date: 3/17/2002
Reviewed on: 1/4/2006

Studio: Jet Set



Review brief: I dont like to review films that have already been reviewed but this one recently came my way and I was so taken with one of the performers (Justin Mycles) that I wanted to remind everyone of this hot guy. Unfortunately he seemed to have made few films. The films main star is the performer known only as Dante. This young performer, much a favorite of the producers at Jet Set, died of a brain aneurysm at the age of twenty-five. Dante reading from his diary is the link between the scenes. There are only three. Justin Mycles appears in the first scene. Dante has arranged for Justin, his personal trainer, to give a workout to a friend Cody Baldwin. Justin is dark-blond with a crew cut and a smooth luscious nicely-muscled swimmers build. He could be my personal trainer twenty-four hours a day. Cody is more muscular. Hes quite a handsome young stud in his own right. (They're both on the cover. Justin is on your left as you look at it.) Cody pulls a muscle on the gym and they retire to the bedroom for Justin to work on it. Cody flops facedown on the bed.
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Boxcover for Cirque Noir
Cirque Noir

Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 12/31/2005

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Buck Angel, Richie Rennt, Tober Brandt, Logan Steele, Joey Russo, Ivan Grey, Spencer Quest, Cobalt, David Garcia, Ouchy the Clown, Rimjob the Klown, Stretch
Directed by: Brian Mills

Review brief: Neither Ringling Bros nor Cirque du Soleil can compare with Cirque Noir. What a fabulous concept! And how cleverly executed! Director Brian Mills has created a masterwork. Seeing him behind the scenes in other Titan films he seemed such a sweet gentle guy. Who would have thought he could produce such a tough, outrageous, lewd, decadent, jaw-droppingly wonderful work of art? It starts off with Joey Russo and a friend arriving at the circus. On stage come two clowns. Now Ive always thought clowns were pretty scary. And truth to tell Ouchy the Clown with his whip and maniacal laugh is just that. But the other clownknown here as Rimjob the Klownis very sexy. Rimjob has several piercings in his scrotum is slender and proves to be an ardent sexual performer. Ouchy asks for someone from the audience to come up and play with the clowns. Joey is volunteered. Before one can blink an eye Joey is naked. (There are not many prettier sights.) Hes bound to a St. Andrews Cross. The whip cracks and Rimjob crawls under to suck his dick. Ouchy pisses on his butt and into Rimjobs mouth.
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7 In a Barn

Release date: 11/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/29/2005

Studio: Bijou

Starring: Dean Chasson, Christopher Gregory, Jerome Sanderson, Jim Gorga, Marty Storm, Tod Taylor, Val Anderson
Directed by: J. Brian

Review brief: A classic film from the 1970s. Dean Chasson is a young guy who has had an idea for a sex club, and has arranged for six other local youths to meet in a barn for fun and games. The guys arrive one by one and are greeted by Dean. When all are assembled he tells them the rules: they are to play a game of poker and the one who loses all of his chips first is to be the others slave. Cards are dealt and the game proceeds. Before long John, the guy of Deans dreams bets everything andof courseloses. He acknowledges Dean as his master. The table is moved away and replaced by a mattress. This handsome young stud (played by Jerome Sanderson) lies down on the mattress and jacks off as he has been ordered. Everyone who has a hard cock, take it out! Dean orders. No ones penis remains hidden. Before long all are naked and strokingnot only their own cocksbut those of the guys beside them. After John ejaculates on his belly, the action gets wilder. Some are kissing, some sucking dick, some fucking. Even though all shoot a load, these are healthy young males and the action continues.
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AMG Resurrection: A New Beginning

Release date: 12/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/29/2005

Studio: AMG

Starring: Jason Adonis
Directed by: Dennis Bell

Review brief: The American Model Guild which began in the mid-forties under the direction of photographer Bob Mizer was a pioneer in male nude photography and film. Two generations ago it gave lots of gay men their jollies. The models were required to wear a posing strap as the male genitals (even though supposedly made in the image of god) were regarded as filthy and obscene. Even then Bob had his problems with the law. His story and that of the Guild is told in the film BEEFCAKE. The photos from the forties and fifties are certainly tame by todays (even yesterdays) standards so in the seventies copies of these publications could be picked up for a dollar a piece on the sale tables in the porn shops on 42nd street. Now Dennis Bell, an enterprising young photographer, has bought out the old studio and in celebration of its 60 years in existence has brought it into the 21st century with its first hardcore filmAMG RESURRECTION.
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In Hot Pursuit (Catalina)

Release date: 12/1/2005
Reviewed on: 12/28/2005

Studio: Catalina

Starring: Randy Paul, Jeff Stryker, Jim Pulver, John Davenport, Mike Henson, Doug McCall, Chris Gray, Mike Ryan, Adam Grant, Jeff Boote
Directed by: John Travis

Review brief: Catalina Studios has been around for a long time. It has given us (and still does) some of the best of our films. It was Catalina that brought us those astonishing pre-condom William Higgins films and gave a young director using the name Taylor Hudson his first opportunities. (Taylor Hudson is known today as Chi Chi LaRue.) IN HOT PURSUIT is an early film of Jeff Stryker who owes his fame to Catalina and director John Travis. The gimmick here is that Jeff likes to draw pictures and fantasize about them. This is what links the scenes. The first picture Jeff draws is of his friend Mike Hensen, a performer who oozed sex appeal. As though summoned, Mike appears drenched to the skin. Jeff tells him to get out of those wet clothes. (Id tell him to get out of those clothes even if they were dry.) Mike feels self-conscious about being naked sobeing the perfect hostJeff joins him in the nude. Naturally when two naked guys are together the talk turns to sex. Their friendship takes on a new dimension when Mike goes down on Jeffs claim-to-fame. Jeff cums on Mikes face.
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Bigger the Better, The (HIS)

Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 12/28/2005

Studio: HIS & HIS Gold

Starring: Rick Donovan, Buster, John Thomas, Matt Ramsey, Joe Craig, Doug Weston, Mike Ramsey, Shaun McIvan, Gregg Stopes
Directed by: Matt Sterling

Review brief: THE BIGGER THE BETTER was one of the hottest pre-condom films made so its high time its been transferred to DVD. It features Rick Donovan, a young guy with a humongous cock, and a couple of real cuties: Bobby Madison, Buster, Joe Craig, and Brian Hawks (who in his early appearances such as this one used the name Shawn McIvan). Its notable also in the fact that Matt Ramsey bottoms for the hugely endowed Donovan especially since Matt Ramsey went on to become straight porn star Peter North. The irony of it all is that his gay porn appearances are far superior to his straight porn appearances. I guess he thought cunt tasted better than cock. Ah, well, theres no accounting for taste. As the film begins, teacher Matt Ramsey is having problems with student Rick Donovan. He asks the inattentive student to stay after school. When they are alone it is not teacher Matt who exerts authority over the student, but the other way around when Rick hauls out his massive member and proceeds to drive it up the teachers ass.
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Jason Crew: The Making Of a Porn Star

Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 12/23/2005

Studio: Body Shoppe

Starring: Jason Crew

Review brief: Whether hes called Speedy as he is in these Body Shoppe productions or Jason Crew as he is in productions from major studios, this kid is one hell of a turn-on! Slender, hung, handsome he literally exudes pheromones that certainly attract males and, I assume, have the same effect on females. In short, Speedy Jason Crew is a very sexy young man. As it did with Mike Roberts, Body Shoppe has culled the appearances of Jason (then known as Speedy) into a single DVD entitled Jason Crew: The Making of a Porn Star. (Actually they call it Porno Star but the cover corrects it.) Although I am not a fan of their films, this was one I had to see. It opens with a solo. Ive been fucked a lot lately, Speedy Jason informs us; and then proceeds to fuck himself. With his hole in a perpetual pout, he bends his lengthy dick down and pushes the first couple of inches into it. I started fucking myself, he continues, so I didnt have to use a dildo. Unlike most of the Body Shoppe performers hes quite amenable to Uncle Dons groping. Its big one, Uncle Don exclaims in the understatement of the year.
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To the Hilt

Release date: 12/17/2005
Reviewed on: 12/23/2005

Studio: In Deep Productions

Starring: Troy Steele, Jeff Hammond, Alex Austin, Thomas Black, Ryder Scott, Ray DeVasquez, Brian Marx, Jarrod Scott, Johnny Rose
Directed by: Charles Rover

Review brief: A muscular jockJeff Hammondsunning himself by the pool thinks about his horny friends and their sexual encounters. He thinks first of a hunky blondJarrod Scottsucking on Ray De Vasquezs cock before taking it up the ass. Its a disappointing scene as De Vasquez is a chunky piece of trade who fucks Jarrod in a languorous bored fashion that goes on forever and bores the viewer even more than it bores Ray (and probably Jarrod). Jarrod is very attractive and deserves a better showing than he gets here. Hell, we never even see his cock until hes jacking off after the interminable fuck. Fortunately things pick up considerably with the following scene between a very cute Brian Marx and a young six-foot dreamboat, Ryder Scott, who sports a hefty cock. A shower is the setting for their encounter and Brian shows proper worship for Ryders godly form. After Brian sucks Ryders hefty dick and tongues his super ass (something that Ryder dearly loves), Ryder shows himself to be an equally accomplished rimmer before filling Brians ass with more than his tongue.
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College Studs & Bareback Buds

Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 12/22/2005

Studio: SX Video



Review brief: Clocking in at only 57 minutes youre paying about a buck a minute for this one. Thats the bad news. The good news is that its pretty hot. Its a twink fiesta so if you are looking for beef youll be disappointed. If chicken is your delight youll probably like it. There are the obligatory four scenes; none of which lasts 15 minutes. We begin with Vic Stonean SX regular. Vic is slender with a nice hard dick. Hes paired with David, a real beauty with wavy hair and a face that looks like it came off a Greek statue. In short, hes a very pretty boy. Vic is seated next to him on a sofa and David starts right in sucking Vics dick. Seeing those lips sliding up and down on the dick got both Vic and me hard in no time. Im sorry I cant say the same for David. Even when Vic goes down on him, Davids dick never rises to the occasion. I dont think Vic cares because its Davids appealing ass hes after and with David leaning on the arm of the sofa and presenting Vic with that attractive target, Vic drives his dick right in. My favorite position is the missionary and they do it that way too.
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Slurpin' Jizz 2

Release date: 10/31/2005
Reviewed on: 12/18/2005

Studio: Treasure Island Media

Starring: Ty, Ryan, Chad, Nick Piston, Chuck Dirocco, Rick Martinez, Carl Barnes, Damon Dogg, Caedon Chase, Jason Summers
Directed by: Paul Morris

Review brief: SLURPIN JIZZ 2 is a compilation of assorted cocksucking and cum-swallowing vignettes. According to the dates of filming, it was 2 years in the making. Watched as a whole it becomes dreadfully repetitious. Therefore it really should be watched in parts. Even as the credits roll the action begins. Chad is blowing young Rick who has an uncut brown cock. Chad soon has it hard and Rick begins face-fucking his fellator. In less than two minutes Chads mouth is filled with Ricks load. Ty, a fairly nice-looking blond with a mustache and goatee is on his knees blowing hirsute Ryan and Carl. At one point he even has both cocks in his mouth at the same time. Ryan is the first to cum and although some lands in Tys mouth the major splat hits him in the eye. Carl is a somewhat better shot. When Ty jacks himself off, Carl leans over to lick it off Tys belly. He and Ty then share a cummy kiss. At a glory hole, Joey works on first one cock and then another.
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Bareback Orgy 2

Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005

Studio: SX Video



Review brief: I suppose a bareback orgy is somewhat safer than skydiving without a parachute, but not by much. So whenever I see a performer that I love getting fucked by various guys bareback Im torn between being turned on and fear for him. In this case the performer is Alan Gregory. He turns me on in a major way. He has beenand still isin many condom-clad vids, but hes done several for SX. One where he eats cum (CUM EATING WITH ALAN GREGORY) and others where hes balled bareback as he is here. In the others its one on one; here his ass is available to all and sundry. Hes not the only one who gives it up for his teammates. Attractive Ridge Jones, not-so-attractive Guns, and sweet young Brian Peters are the others who take on all comers. (I guess that should really be all cummers.) The orgy results after the coaches Flex Deon Blake and Christian Luke decide that if their poor swim team fucks together they will become a winning team. The team is summoned and the order is given to suck dick. Not a single guy objects.
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Boy Next Door (Queer Britannia)

Release date: 6/13/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005

Studio: Queer Britannia



Review brief: Im so glad theyve relaxed censorship in Britain and now produce hardcore films instead of the watered-down softcore pap that was all we previously got, because British guys are H-O-T. If you dont believe me (or even if you do) pick up any of the scintillating Eurocreme films or this stimulating little number from the amusingly named Queer Britannia. It features three suck-and-fuck scenes and three solos. The guys tell us how old they were when they had their first sexual experience and with whom. Then they get down to it. In the first scene we find Richard, a studly butch Brit, and Jasper, a sexy Aussie. Richard has a long uncut prick thats rather scary. Jasper has one of the prettiest pricks Ive ever seen. Its smooth, stiff, upturned, and mouth-watering. They have a nice mutual suck session before Richard sends his scary cock down under. Im surprised that after giving Jaspers butt a thorough pounding, Richard then lies on his stomach and offers his butch ass to the sexy Australian.
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Mansize 5: Jailhouse Cock

Release date: 10/24/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005

Studio: ManSize (Private Man)

Starring: Ken Spencer, Lucio Maverick, Fredy Costa, Julio Carillo, Andreas Harris, Evan Rochelle, Ettore Valentino, Alfredo Castaldo, Helmut Muller, Glenn Santoro, Claudio Antonelli, Kristoff Caine, Antonio Cardigan
Directed by: Csaba Borbely

Review brief: If prisons were really the way they are presented in gay porn we would be climbing their walls to get into them not doing our best to stay out. Just imagine being shut off from the world with a group of gorgeous hot horny men and being looked after by hunky jailers who were hung like horses. O prison would be paradise enow! JAILHOUSE COCK presents us with such a world. It opens with a group of prisoners being escorted to their incarceration in a prison van. (You can chose to hear the dialogue from a number of languages, if not you will hear them speak in English with heavy Slavic accents.) Vot arrr you looking at? one of the guards snarls at one of the prisoners. Sock my deek! He does and ends up with cum on his orange prison garb for his pains. And this is even before the credits roll. Once inside, the prisoners are photographed, fingerprinted, and ordered to strip. We get first a rear view of five beautiful butts. When they turn around a guard goes down the line measuring their cocks. (I dont know why but it does give us glorious close-ups of four fabulous uncut cocks.
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Mike Roberts: The Making Of a Porn Star

Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 12/10/2005

Studio: Body Shoppe

Starring: Angel, Mike Roberts, Cain, Cory, Skyler, West, Pee-Wee, Auzzie

Review brief: Those of us who were fortunate enough to pick up the September issue of Freshman Magazine were blown away by the pictorial spread of the cover man Mike Roberts. He was positively godlike. Young, beautiful, muscular, hung, and uncut. How could he be human? This is how he looks in Matt Sterlings A MATTER OF SIZE 2. But before he got the makeover he appeared in a number of Body Shoppe films as Angel. I remember seeing him listed as such in the Adam Gay Directory for 2005 and thinking, why isnt he in any of the films I have? Of course he was just the rough cut of what he is now, but he was handsome; he was built; he was hung. Now that Mike has emerged as someone with superstar potential, Body Shoppe has released a compilation of his films for them and have entitled it MIKE ROBERTS: THE MAKING OF A PORN STAR. The title on the DVD itself says porno star. (Yuck.) We begin with an outdoor scene (probably his first) where he is paired with Auzzie (Aussie in the Adam Gay Directory). Aussie chews gum. Hes cute and has a nice dick. In later scenes Angel/Mike has a small goatee.
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Manplay 22: Hardwork

Release date: 12/10/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Derrick Hanson, Tober Brandt, Chuck Scott, Logan Steele, Alec Brawley, Ben Harrison, Cam Kurtz, Alex Brawley

Review brief: MANPLAY 22 is unlike any other of the series. First off it has a title: HARDWORK. Then instead of the usual orgy it consists of three scenes. A sort of Titan featurette, I guess. Now let me say before I start complaining, I was as horny as Ive ever been having gone at least a week without any release so I was primed and ready. At the films conclusion I was no longer in that state but I hadnt had any release either. MANPLAY 22 is the worst thing to come from Titan I have ever seen. I couldnt believe a studio of their caliber would release it. The first scene takes place in a garage. Tober Brandt takes a mattress from the back of a pickup and Chuck Scott takes out his prick. Tober sucks Chucks prick, and Chuck fucks Tober. If you like scruffy brawny guys who would probably frighten small children then perhaps this would appeal to you. Neither does a thing for me. The second scene does better. Ben Harrison goes down on Alec Brawley. Both are average looking.
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Soldiers From Eastern Europe Part 12

Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 12/4/2005

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: David, Jan, Martin, Michal, Milo, Patrik

Review brief: The first one that I saw of this series was number 4. I wasnt expecting much and it totally blew me away. Since then I have seen several others and each has lived up to expectations. Number 12 in the series is no exception. Military service is obligatory in parts of Eastern Europe so I really believe these guys are soldiers. And as the pay is very poor they are quite willing to supplement it with porn work. Whether or not these guys are gay or merely gay-for-pay is immaterial they are gorgeous, hot, and perform with gusto. They certainly make a portion of my anatomy stand up and salute. As the film opens, Honza, a tough young officer in camouflage is seated doing some finger exercises on his penis. Two handsome young soldiers, Pavel and Milo wearing red berets, tank tops and shorts, are jogging through the woods and fields. As they approach Honza he quickly stuffs his hardening cock back in his trousers and angrily orders the boys on a four mile run. When they return he grabs both their crotches and licks Pavels face.
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Carnival (Tribal Pulse)

Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 11/27/2005

Studio: Tribal Pulse

Starring: Thomas Lee, Adam Dvorak, Chad Driver, Denis Rush, Dominik Mayer, Jakub Anderson, Paul Rodman, Robert Driveman, Tyler Hansen
Directed by: Robert Boggs

Review brief: A carnival serves as the background and three of the scenes take place in or near there, but otherwise the scenes could have come from any of the Tribal Pulse series of horny twinks. Not that thats a criticismfar from it. It begins far from the carnival with Jakub and Robert walking in the outdoors. They stop and show one another their uncut cocks and have a wank. Robert strips off his pants and socks. Jakub goes down on Roberts hard cock. Jakub removes his shirt to reveal a muscular chest; then returns to his dining al fresco. He pauses only long enough to swap tongues with Robert. Robert gets behind Jakub and runs his hard cock up and down Jakubs ass crack. Both boys are now naked and that cock wants entry, so Robert fucks Jakub. These boys are hot and its nice to see the slender one fuck the muscle hunk for a change. Roberts low-hanging balls sound great as the slap against Jakubs ass. Roberts stops fucking so he can suck Jakubs straining cock. Jakub cums and they kiss passionately. Jakub drops to his knees to suck off Robert.
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