Cirque Noir Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/31/2005

Neither Ringling Bros nor Cirque du Soleil can compare with Cirque Noir. What a fabulous concept! And how cleverly executed! Director Brian Mills has created a masterwork. Seeing him behind the scenes in other Titan films he seemed such a sweet gentle guy. Who would have thought he could produce such a tough, outrageous, lewd, decadent, jaw-droppingly wonderful work of art?

It starts off with Joey Russo and a friend arriving at the circus. On stage come two clowns. Now I’ve always thought clowns were pretty scary. And truth to tell Ouchy the Clown with his whip and maniacal laugh is just that. But the other clown—known here as Rimjob the Klown—is very sexy. Rimjob has several piercings in his scrotum is slender and proves to be an ardent sexual performer. Ouchy asks for someone from the audience to come up and play with the clowns. Joey is volunteered. Before one can blink an eye Joey is naked. (There are not many prettier sights.) He’s bound to a St. Andrews Cross. The whip cracks and Rimjob crawls under to suck his dick. Ouchy pisses on his butt and into Rimjob’s mouth. Joey, too, pisses on Rimjob. Joey is turned around and Rimjob keeps sucking. Believe it or not this guy has a forked tongue. It must feel incredible on Joey’s stiff prick. The fabulous tongue lathers the cock. No wonder Joey jacks off a colossal load.
Joey now starts to eat out Rimjob’s ass. Finger gouging is followed by Joey’s prick; after which, Joey shoots yet another super load. Ouchy gives Joey something that looks like a child’s rattle to put up Rimjob’s butt. This is followed by a large double-headed black dildo. That is followed by Joey’s fist.

This is followed by something of exquisite beauty—Cobalt performing gymnastics in the nude. After a much too brief routine, he is joined by the equally nude Spencer Quest, a performer of exceptional masculine beauty, and the slender hirsute Stretch. (Spencer Quest is Titan’s greatest discovery.) Cobalt hangs upside down on a trapeze enabling him and Spencer to engage in a hanging 69 and Stretch to eat out his ass. In this position, Cobalt doesn’t neglect Stretch’s cock either. Still joined cocks to mouths, Spencer gently lowers Cobalt to the floor, Spencer then swallows Stretch’s waiting bone. This stunning stud can really suck cock; nor does he neglect Cobalt’s who is busy eating his ass. At this point Stretch moves around to run his stiff cock between Cobalt’s mouth and Spencer’s crack, then runs the lengthy tool up Spencer’s spit-lubed hole. Cobalt flips around gracefully, presenting his ass to Spencer who rims and then fucks him. The photography—as one might expect with Brian Mills on camera—is superb throughout but here it is especially fine with a great underneath shot of Spencer driving into Cobalt’s ass and then rearing back to impale himself on Stretch’s cock. With Spencer’s cock still inside him, Cobalt turns from the doggy to the missionary position for the fuck to continue. When Cobalt cums, Spencer feeds him the spent jism. Stretch now lies alongside Cobalt to jack off. As he does so Spencer shoves several fingers up his hole. Spencer inundates Stretch with his cum.
A brief ballet ends with Stretch and Cobalt lying on their backs with their cocks together. Spencer goes down on them. (I told you he could suck cock.) He inserts a buttplug up Stretch’s hole then stands over the prone bodies and lowers himself onto both cocks for a double impalement. Spencer—it appears—is open to everything. Cobalt strokes Spencer’s stiff cock as he rides theirs. This is hot! Spencer and Cobalt cum and Stretch sits on Spencer’s cock to bring himself to spending.
We follow Stretch up onto a platform where he proceeds to fist his own ass. Cobalt and Spencer join him and Spencer takes over the assplay. Putting on a black glove, he lubes Stretch’s already distended ass and inserts a fist. Next it’s Cobalt’s turn to put on the glove. Cobalt’s cock is ramrod hard as he fists Stretch. I’d never before realized how huge it is. Spencer slips a condom over it and Cobalt slides the cock up Stretches ass alongside his fist. He withdraws only to cum again.

After David Garcia skillfully twirls a fire baton, two roustabouts Ivan Grey and Richie Rennt enter the ring and begin making out. Ivan is young with dark olive skin, a thin beard, and a pierced chin. Tattoos cover his right arm from his shoulder to his wrist. Richie, a sexy street-punk type, is also young with a lot of tattoos. Logan Steel joins their fun. As Logan crosses to them a Prince Albert is quite evident piercing his cock. As Richie undresses his cock is without a Prince Albert. Yet as Logan starts to rim Richie’s ass there is no longer a piercing in Logan’s cock. The Prince Albert is now in Richie’s. (?) At this point I thought it was circus magic and that before long the piercing would be in Ivan’s dick. You know, like the old shell game with the pea, except here the game would be which cock has the Prince Albert. Apparently it was all just a series of goofs in continuity during filming. Ivan and Richie rim one another in an extension of the 69. Logan fucks Richie; Ivan fucks Richie.
Logan then stands and pisses on both boys, sending a stream into Ivan’s mouth. A pisssed-doused Ivan cums on Richie’s butt.
Logan is once again fucking Richie and Richie is once again sucking Ivan. The Prince Albert is no longer in Richie’s prick. But anyway it’s fisting time for Richie. Ivan has the black glove and wastes no time driving his fist into the young kid’s ass. It’s quite something seeing someone this young take a fist. When Ivan withdraws his hand, Logan pisses on Richie’s fisted hole.

After more fireworks from David, Buck Angel comes on as the strong man lifting a set of barbells. There is some altercation with the roustabout lighting man Tober Brandt. Logan Steele joins the fray and together they pummel Brandt and strip him. Buck eats out Tober’s ass while Logan brutally face-fucks the hapless roustabout. They cum. (Even Buck appears to.) Buck lubes up Tober’s ass and puts Logan’s prick into it. Buck also has a go at fucking Tober, but the cock comes off and remains wedged in Tober’s butt. It was a fake cock because Buck doesn’t have a cock. Instead he has—gulp—a cunt.
Logan is the first to fuck it. Tober eats it before he fucks it, violently. These are three really butch guys—even if one has a cunt. David Garcia stands and watches stroking his dick. I wish this young beauty was featured more!
In a postlude Logan pisses on Buck who pisses on Tober, who laps the drops from Buck’s pussy. This is followed by Buck fisting both guys simultaneously. Logan sits on an enormous dildo as Buck continues to drive his fist deep into Tober’s rectum.

(Note: I watched the Director’s Cut. The fisting and watersport sequences may not be found in the “regular’ version.)

There is bonus disc containing all the extras. There are interviews with Ouchy and Buck. The Titan photo sessions that I always enjoy. A music image gallery featuring pictures from the photo session and stills from the film. A cumshot marathon. Previews. And an additional scene.
This latter is an extenuation of the opener with Joey Russo and the two clowns where they rake him with claws, tickle him with a powder puff, bonk him with a fake hammer, even hit him with a rubber chicken, and—of course—suck his cock.

The complaints are these:
The chapter selection would not work on the DVD housing the feature which meant that I couldn’t get back to the scenes directly which was a real pisser. There were the continuity goofs mentioned above and the film seemed to lose inspiration after the second scene.

That said, CIRQUE NOIR remains a remarkable achievement definitely worthy of the Titan label. The movie The Greatest Show on Earth about the Ringling Brothers Circus had a song “Come to the Circus”. CIRQUE NOIR may not the greatest show on earth, but you will most assuredly cum to this circus.