Raiders of the Lost Arse: The Mummy's Hand Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/15/2006

Raging Stallions pulled out all the stops for this one. It’s filmed in widescreen with an impressive set, a strong masculine cast, a superb musical score by J. D. Slater, and top-notch direction from Chris Ward. The premise is the search for the tomb of a gay pharaoh. Hunky Jeff Allen leads a group of explorers that include Jeremy Tucker, Sam Dixon, Michael Soldier (making his debut here), and Jason Hawke.

The sexual action begins when Jeremy Tucker and Sam Dixon wander into an oasis and discover themselves. Mutual cocksucking is followed by Jeremy entering Sam’s not-so-secret passage. What’s unique and fun about this scene is that the fucking takes place in a stream with Sam leaning over a fallen tree. Later he lies back on a flat rock for Jeremy to continue his exploration.

Elsewhere Jeff gets it on with the beautiful Jason Hawke. Michael Soldier observes them from the hill above and practically starts a landslide scampering down to join them. Scruffy, sexy Michael becomes the meat in a fuck sandwich as both Jeff and Jason take turns at either end.

Following this scene, Jeff discovers and enters the passage to the tomb. He casually touches the chest of the sentinel (Simon Cox) and brings him to life. Simon seizes Jeff but is easily overcome. Jeff proceeds to fuck him. (Interesting that Simon has a Prince Albert in his cock eons before Queen Victoria’s husband invented them. He has a guiche too.)
The fucking wakens the mummy played by Bryce Pierce who unwinds his bandages and knocks Jeff unconscious. Bryce has a great build and outdoes Simon (Hell, he outdoes anyone) when it comes to penis piercing. Bryce has multitudinous piercings on the underside his prick that run the entire length. The pain that man must have endured! He must startle airport security every time he goes to board a plane. Simon gets the full effect of the studded monster as Bryce takes over his fucking. Another anachronism appears in the surgical glove that Bryce puts on before inserting his fist where his prick has been.

We see Jeff on the floor behind them coming to. He watches in wonder as Bryce’s fist reams out Simon’s butt. Bryce notices Jeff is awake. He stops fisting Simon and hauls Jeff onto the slab. On his hands and knees, Jeff waits for Bryce’s fist. Slowly but resolvedly Bryce shoves his fist and part of his arm deep into Jeff’s guts. Now comes the amazing part. Jeff struggles to his feet and stands up with Bryce’s fist and arm still firmly embedded in his anus. Then—incredibly—Jeff turns around, twirling on the arm. He has to lift his leg over the arm in order to do so. It’s awesome! Jeff’s cock is hard and he shoots his load with Bryce’s arm and hand still up inside him.

There is a regular version without the subtitle “The Mummy’s Hand” that doesn’t include the fisting and costs less. The fisting itself only lasts 20 minutes, so if you go for this one you are paying about a buck a minute for the fisting. Half of that is devoted to Simon. It’s not worth it for watching Simon getting fisted—I’ve seen Simon fisted more times than I’ve eaten eggs—but Jeff’s fisting scene is something to behold.

The film is dedicated to J. D. Slater for his 25 years in adult entertainment. Indeed Slater’s score is one of the best things about this one.