Bigger the Better, The (HIS) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/28/2005

THE BIGGER THE BETTER was one of the hottest pre-condom films made so it’s high time it’s been transferred to DVD. It features Rick Donovan, a young guy with a humongous cock, and a couple of real cuties: Bobby Madison, Buster, Joe Craig, and Brian Hawks (who in his early appearances such as this one used the name Shawn McIvan). It’s notable also in the fact that Matt Ramsey bottoms for the hugely endowed Donovan especially since Matt Ramsey went on to become straight porn star Peter North. The irony of it all is that his gay porn appearances are far superior to his straight porn appearances. I guess he thought cunt tasted better than cock. Ah, well, there’s no accounting for taste.

As the film begins, teacher Matt Ramsey is having problems with student Rick Donovan. He asks the inattentive student to stay after school. When they are alone it is not teacher Matt who exerts authority over the student, but the other way around when Rick hauls out his massive member and proceeds to drive it up the teacher’s ass. (Maybe it was getting his ass battered with this enormous cock in a variety of positions that made Matt decide to go into straight porn. Women don’t ordinarily force telephone poles up one’s ass.) Nonetheless this is an incredible and unforgettable scene. The desks literally rock.

At home Matt is working out when he receives a visit from Bobby Madison, a cute young thing that has a crush on his teacher. “I want a body just like yours!” Bobby exclaims as he watches Matt workout. (Translation: I want your body.) And Bobby gets it! Bobby does such a good job tongue-polishing Matt’s cock that it makes me wonder about his decision to leave gay porn. I didn’t know there were such perks in the teaching profession.

Next Matt tells about his brother Mike. (Mike Ramsey—probably no relation—was drop-dead gorgeous. If this guy had gone straight I would be wearing black to this day.) Matt’s story is about Mike and his friend Buster, a hot young blond. After a night in vain pursuit of poontang, the two guys crash at Mike’s condo. These two horny boys soon discover that girls are not needed in a very touching and highly erotic scene of mutual coming out. It is incredibly exciting to see a masculine Adonis like Mike sucking cock. And positively mind-blowing to see him bottom for Buster. (Afterward Buster willing bottoms for him.) This is without a doubt one of the most romantic and most beautiful scenes in all gay video.

For the final scene the curly blond twink Brian Hawks enters a men’s room and settles himself at a glory hole. Doug Weston’s prick is soon poked through the hole and Brian wastes no time in going down on it. While he is thus engaged, Gregg Stores enters the next stall and pokes his prick under the partition, offering Brian an alternative. For a while Brian is ambidextrous and (ambifellatio-tory?) but when Doug shoots off, Brian can give his full attention to Gregg and is rewarded with a glob of creamy jism. Joe Craig, another sweet twink, approaches Brian with yet another hard cock. Unlike the others, Joe gives Brian some head and also a fine rimming. Sexy John Thomas then joins them. Brian sucks John’s 'john thomas' while Joe is sucking him. Brian then goes on to fuck little Joe. And what we hope will happen next does—John fucks Brian as Brian is fucking Joe. Four fantastic cum shots end the film—Brian’s, Joe’s, John’s, and the viewer’s.

One of the true classics—and still one of the hottest films ever—THE BIGGER THE BETTER belongs in every collection.