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Boxcover for Bareback Lovers 2: Return To Love
Bareback Lovers 2: Return To Love

Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/27/2005

Studio: Puppy Productions

Starring: Tyler Scott, Drew Taylor, Thomas Bjorn, Ty Smith, Gabe, Randy-Ray
Directed by: Thomas Bjorn

Review brief: Puppy Productions is not to be confused with another studio of the same name that features puppies (i.e. twinks). Puppy Productions does not feature puppies (i.e. twinks) nor does it feature condoms. I dont know why it has chosen this name unless its because the doggy position seems to be the favorite when it comes to fucking. It is yet another of those studios that offers bareback sex. Does it hold its own with all the others? Yes, it does. True some of their earlier productions were a bit amateurish (camera not being in the right place, cameramen appearing in the shots. In one of their forced entry series for example the young guy being raped is crying and pleading with his attacker to stop when a guy with a camcorder appears in the shot. Needless to say, any illusion of rape went right out the window and never returned. It was not helped later when the raped-one masturbated and the shadow of the man and camera appeared on the curtain like something out of Nosferatu.) But except from some choppy editingespecially in the final scenethe technical aspects of this one are OK.
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Pirate Tape 1

Release date: 9/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/22/2005

Studio: Treasure Island Media

Starring: Pierce, Massimo

Review brief: PIRATE TAPE 1 is not your conventional porn film. Its basically a montage of eroticoften extremebehavior. Two kinky loversPierce & Massimoalong with two of their friendsSkingdog and Haraldengage in head shaving, watersports (including piss drinking), bareback fucking, dildoing, and fisting. Ears, eyebrows, nipples, navels, noses, and cocks are pierced. Heads and crotches are shaved. The credits tell us that these activities were filmed in a foreign location (England or Germany is my guess). Treasure Island then edited the film and released it here. The fragmentsas thats what they areare accompanied by an uncannily appropriate soundtrack. Incredibly its like watching an avant-garde art film. Not only did I find it erotic, I found it something of an aesthetic experience as well. At the beginning we follow a rusting chain down, down, down. A deep voice on the soundtrack sings Babys got a Mohawk, Babys got a Mohawk. And we look down upon a standing naked guy shaving the head of a naked guy kneeling at his feet. Pierce is giving Massimo a Mohawk.
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Summer Reunion (Jocks)

Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005

Studio: Jocks

Starring: Kurt Stefano, Sam Crockett, Kristian Brooks, Eric Hanson, Kyle Becker, Colby Taylor, Brennan Foster, Brad Devlyn
Directed by: Lawrence David

Review brief: Falcon is now systematically going around and reissuing their VHS on DVD. I thought I had seen most of their products whether Falcon, Jocks, or Mustang; but SUMMER REUNION (Jocks 082) somehow missed my scrutiny until now. It begins with Brad Devlyn, a cute young twink with a very light dusting of chest hair, being accosted by Sam Crockett and Kyle Becker who force him to go home with them and suck ther cocks. Its supposed to be rape, but Brad doesnt seem to put up much of a fight and is soon sucking away on first one cock and then the other like a gourmet doing a taste test. Sam sits on his face and gets him to eat ass, so Kyle does likewise. Both then fuck him. Its three years later and Brad gets an invitation to a summer reunion. Does he say to hell with it and stay home to avoid his rapists? Hell no, he goes. Kyle comes by his room to apologize and relay the info that Sam was killed in a car accident. Brad is cool toward him and says that as a result of the rape he hasnt had sex in five years.
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Rio Gang Bang

Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: Frank Lemos, Jack Joy, Fabricio Marlon, Felipe Vilhena

Review brief: RIO GANG BANG is something of a patchwork containing four unrelated scenes, the last of which is the gangbang. Its virtues are that it contains a bevy of handsome Brazilians and some pretty good sex. It opens with a wild man in a river. He is wearing only a loincloth and dark eye makeup that makes him look like a raccoon. He has a nice body so I forgive him for being a bit heavy with the makeup. He clambers out onto the bank where he finds a magazine of naked men. As he peruses the mag, he begins to become aroused. He also becomes sleepy so he lies back on the rock and closes his eyes. ZING! Hes in a bed. The sounds of the river have been replaced by the sounds of the city. A cute blond twink approaches the sleeping giant and fishes the cock from the loincloth. The savage awakes to find the twink licking on his dick. He likes it. The twink gets naked. After a quick rim the wild man fucks him in every position amidst growls and moans. It ends with the savage shooting his load in the twink's mouth. After licking the cock clean, the twink jacks off.
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Auditions 5 (Lucas)

Release date: 10/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/19/2005

Studio: Lucas Entertainment

Starring: Michael Lucas, John Lamb, Sebasthian, Kevin Wood, Jesse Dane, Marcel D'Ambrosio, Asoka, Danny Bitho, Omer
Directed by: Michael Lucas

Review brief: There are a generous five audition scenes in this fifth entry for Lucas Entertainment. The scenes begin with Michael interviewing the auditionees with the usual questions (Where are you from? Where do you live now? What do you like to do sexually? Etc.) and then they get right down to it. We begin with Josh and Sebasthian. Josh is a pixyish Texan. Sebasthian is a young Peruvian. It begins with a kiss. Im not really attracted to Josh clothed, but when hes naked I notice a stirring in my loins. (You cant judge a man by his cover. Clothes definitely do NOT make the man.) Both are smooth of chest. Damn, youre hot! Josh observes as he goes down on Sebasthians uncut dick. Nice cock! Although Sebasthians cock is soon swollen, Josh remains soft until Sebasthian starts eating out his ass, then it springs to life. This young Peruvian sure knows how to rim! They get into a 69+ (my term for when one sucks cock while the other eats ass). After a while Michael orders them into a 69 proper.
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Boxcover for Wake Up
Wake Up

Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/18/2005

Studio: JNRC Productions


Directed by: Jean-Noel Rene Clair

Review brief: After all the cute chicken and grade A prime beef, its sometimes nice just to sit down with some average guys. There are only five guys in the film; they arefor the most partaverage. There is one stunner. They are Eastern Euros and rattle on incomprehensibly. All but two (and maybe even they) are straight. It begins with a scruffy guy who reminds me a bit of Colin Farrell. (I dont know why, but more and more of the guys in these films remind me of Colin Farrell. Maybe I have a thing for him?) Anyway, this scruffy guy who reminds me of Colin Farrell is driving along when he sees a skinny scruffy hitchhiker and stops to pick him up. He then takes him back to his place where the hitchhiker becomes a sex toy for himself and his four friends. He of course has first go. He and the friends (with one exception) are totally passive; the hitchhiker has to do all the work when it comes to sucking cock and let them fuck him into the bargain. The driver has a nicely haired chest and belly. The chest measurement and belly measurement look to be about the same.
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Matter of Size, A

Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/17/2005

Studio: Huge Video



Review brief: A MATTER OF SIZE is one of the gems from the pre-condom era of gay porn. A gem because it features the incomparable Bill Henson (see cover) one of the most beautiful men to ever get before the camera. He simply defined the word Adonis and he always, always took it up the ass and seemingly loved it. Hes in three scenes here (2 ½ really). The film opens with Bill and Eric Stryker lying on the beach talking about their wet dreams. Eric was a handsome muscular blond whoas we shall see herewas quite versatile. Bill tells of his dream first. In his dream hes tossing a football with a mustachioed hunk, Joe Purcelli. They go back to Bills place where things heat up very quickly. Joe goes down on Bills succulent cock, they fall into a nice 69 on the floor, andas Bill kneels on the floor and supports his upper body on the sofaJoe slides his cock up Bills gorgeous ass. That, however, is only part one of Bills dream. In part two we find Bill on the floor, handcuffed. He reaches his bound hands up towards the naked hunk standing over him beating offMatt Ramsey.
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School Boy Crush (Blue Pictures)

Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 11/15/2005

Studio: Blue Pictures

Starring: Eduardo, Felipe, Ivan, Martinez

Review brief: SCHOOL BOY CRUSH is nothing less than an awesome demonstration of the elastic properties of the anus. In this film, five very cute twinks suck on and are impaled on the biggest penis I have seen on a human. The cocks of Michael Brandon and Chad Hunt appear miniscule compared with the cock on display here. It belongs to a skinny elderly black man whom you wouldnt look at twice if he were clothed. Naked however he would command your attention. The cock in question is thirteen inches, but it looks to be fourteen or fifteen. When he is seated, the hard monument rises to his breastbone. And its as thick as the radiator hose in your car. Its like something out of an X-rated cartoon or Aubrey Beardsleys engravings for Lysistrata we snickered over in art class. The age of the owner makes it seem as though these youngsters are having sex with their grandfather. The size of the cock makes them appear fearless, insatiable, desperately in need of money, adventuresomeor maybe all these. The teacher is seated stroking his ebony yardstick when the first of these brave young things enters.
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BIGmuscle.com

Release date: 11/1/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2005

Studio: Titan Media

Starring: Tober Brandt, Chris Crawford, Chuck Scott, Cliff Rhodes, Fredrick Ford, Jake Deckard, Jason Tiya, Jay Armstrong, Logan Steele, Markus Ram, Troy Moore
Directed by: Brian Mills

Review brief: BigMuscle.com is a softcore web site where guys post pix to show off their physiques. Titans BIG MUSCLE.COM is anything but softcore. Apparently the web site sent out info to various production companies and Titan was interested. Both they and we are lucky they were. The result is another Titanesque production featuring performers who define the word macho. The action beginsappropriatelyin a gym. Markus Ram and Tober Brandt are working out. For those who saw Titans SPY QUEST they will remember Markus as the muscular black stud who fucked the hell out of Spencer Quest. Tober is a newcomer. Hes stocky, hairy, and has a long goatee that looks as though it belongs on a goat. Its fitting that he resembles a goat, as he certainly is as randy as one. Marcus asks Tober to spot him. An activity that I always though required barbells. However, Tober assists Markus in slipping some leather bands over each leg so that he sits suspended with his bare ass exposed to Tobers slathering tongue. Tober has a fine time eating out Markus ass and sucking his imposing cock.
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Service Call (U.S. Male)

Release date: 7/21/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2005

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: Peter, Jan, Pavel, Vladimir, Joseph King, Roland Somsak

Review brief: Well, Im more convinced than ever that I need to move to Eastern Europe. Oh, those guys! Whenever I get a service call here its someone in his late fifties who weighs nearly 400 pounds. If I lived in Eastern Europe it seems I should fare far better. At least the guys in this film do. It begins with two lovers looking in a magazine and checking out the ads for escorts. The lovers, I believe, are Peter Horse and Vlado Matera and the hustleruh, escort is Jerry Lenner. The names on the cover (and some of the pictures its seems to me too) dont jibe with the names on the DVD. I rather trust the DVD more than the cover so I used those names here and elsewhere. The escort (Jerry?) makes a service call removes his shirt revealing a somewhat hairy chest and sits between the lovers on the sofa. Vlado, the handsomest, starts sucking his lovers dick. Jerry pulls out his which is even bigger and far more tantalizing. Although Vlado does give it a lick and a suck, he seems to be more interested in that of his lover.
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Boxcover for Streetcam 212
Streetcam 212

Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2005

Studio: Street Life

Starring: Raven, Antoine, Skillz

Review brief: Well, here were precious minutes taken from my life that I will never get back again. What we have here is some amateurish action photographed using a web cam processed for us on a rather faulty DVD-Rom featuring average to less than average black guys with the less than average prevailing and selling for the price of a top of the line DVD. It starts off with a threesome. (We get their names and those of the performers in each scene if we check the Scene Selections but Ive decided the kindest thing I can do here is not mention them.) The camera is at a high angle (which makes cocks look smaller than they actually arebut thats not too bad here as we only see one cock clearly). One of the dudes is apparently fucked. (I say apparently because with that camera angle we never see any penetration.) At any rate we see his back covered with spooge at the scenes conclusion. The second scene features only two guys. So with the limited frame of the web cam its a bit better. One of the guys whom we shall call the suck-ee is getting his cock blown by anotherthe suck-er.
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Boxcover for Dangerous Liaisons (Lucas Entertainment)
Dangerous Liaisons (Lucas Entertainment)

Release date: 3/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/9/2005

Studio: Lucas Entertainment

Starring: Michael Lucas, J., Mario Ortiz, Gus Mattox, Owen Hawk, Kent Larson, Bruce Beckham, Wilfried Knight, Tre Xavier, Amanda Lepore, Boy George, Bruce Vilanch, Hedda Lettuce, Lady Bunny, Michael Musto, RuPaul, Graham Norton
Directed by: Michael Lucas

Review brief: There have been many film versions of Choderlos de Laclos classic French novel Les liaisons dangereuses. Although the best one is called Valmont and stars Colin Friel and Annette Benning, the one most viewers have probably seen is the one called Dangerous Liaisons with Glenn Close and an appallingly miscast John Malkovitch. In this immortal immoral tale, the Glenn/Annette character spurred by jealousy wants the John/Colin character to seduce the intended bride of her former lover. Its the old case of Hell hath no fury like woman scorned. The reward for successfully deflowering the bride to be is a romp with the scorned lady. Now Michael Lucas has used the novel to make a gay porn version. In Michaels version set in the fashion industry, Michael has wisely cast himself in the role of the rejected lover who here is the head of a large fashion empire and is called Marcus von Halpern. (A rather long name to go on a label.) Gus Mattox is cast in the John/Colin role, and here he is a fashion photographer, Valentine Moore.
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Boxcover for Those Who Service In the Military
Those Who Service In the Military

Release date: 4/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/5/2005

Studio: Barrack X 69



Review brief: Did you ever know anyone who kept up a constant stream of meaningless chatter in a high-pitched voice that rattled on like machine gun fire and drove you absolutely bonkers? Well, youll find him behind the camera at Barrack X 69. He simply will not shut up. Apparently being turned on by the guys pounding their puds in front of him makes him nervous so he yaps, yaps, yaps like a little frightened dog. He thinks hes funny too. Hes not. A submarine is a long black thing filled with seamen is the apex of his humor. Once I started viewing I realized why this sat in my viewing pile for eons. After having viewed one of these recordings with the poor mans Jay Leno I was not up to another one anytime soon. It will be even longer before I view one again. The guys are not half bad. In fact some are damn cute, and Im really amazed that they are able to get hard and cum with motor-mouth going on incessantly. I certainly cant. The action for the first three scenes takes place outdoors at a pool. Toby, a young army guy in a uniform and green beret, is up first.
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Boxcover for Bonesucker
Bonesucker

Release date: 8/30/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005

Studio: Sinergy Films

Starring: Jason Hawke, Kent Larson, Arpad Miklos, Corbin Michaels, Carlos Morales, Dick James

Review brief: The film opens with a nude Carlos Morales cutting out photos of other nudes men and pasting them on canvas to make a collage. The work is designed for a gallery run by Kent Larsen, a handsome butch number that in addition to being a sexy stud is also a pretty good actor. The tattoo of a spider in a web on his abdomen is not a come-on but what hangs below it is. Dick James, Kents assistant at the gallery doesnt have much respect for Carlos art. Dick is young and attractive. As an employee he knows just how to suck up to the boss and he does just that. As Dick sucks Kents dick his own dick, surmounted by only a trace of pubic hair, glistens with pre-cum. Kent cant resist it. After giving Dicks dick a good sucking, Kent starts rimming ass. Theres more hair around Dicks anus than above his dick but that doesnt prevent Kent from rimming it. It doesnt prevent him from fucking it either. The fucking goes on for much too long a time to use only two positions. Finally they stand side by side and jack off.
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Glory Holes Of Las Vegas

Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005

Studio: Oh Man

Starring: Andy Hunter, Steven Richards, Dillon Press, Jason Ridge, Nick Capra, Andrew Adams, Bo Knight, Mario Cruz, Rik Jammer
Directed by: Bruno Riccelli

Review brief: Could anything be more wonderful than finding Jason Ridge waking up in bed next to you? Not what one would call pretty or truly handsome, Jason possesses a sexy charisma that makes him the performer I would most like to have waking up beside me. As this film begins, however, Jason wakes up alone. He rushes around getting dressed so he can board a plane en route for Las Vegas. Once there in the city that never sleeps, Jason headsnot for the nearest crap table or roulette wheel, butto the nearest glory hole. In a smut shop, he cruises the beguiling Andy Hunter at the magazine rack. When Andy exits into the backroom, Jason goes after him. Jasons cock makes its way through a glory hole and Andy swallows it down. Then when Andys finely-sculpted penis pokes through the hole, its Jasons turn and he slurps it right down. When it comes to sucking cock, Jason is second to none. So why does Mario Cruz horn in? Andys tool is irresistible, thats why. Jason feeds the new comer his cock too and then retires behind the partition so that Mario has his choice of two protruding penises.
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Boxcover for Romans and Gladiators
Romans and Gladiators

Release date: 9/30/2005
Reviewed on: 10/29/2005

Studio: South American Pictures



Review brief: By means of a magic book a young bearded stud watches illustrations come alive (or should that be cum alive?) First up are two Romans in an embrace. Theres a lot of neck nuzzling before off come the togas. (The costumes are great but we see them for only a few minutes in each scene as in practically no time at all the guys are completely nude. But dont think Im complaining about that!) Once the togas are off in this first scene the handsomer of the two, who has longish silky hair, drops to his knees to orally engulf the hard stiff cock of his friend. He does a great job priming the uncut flesh. I could have watched this longer but the handsome sucker is obviously anxious to take the cock up his ass. Standing and resting one foot on a plinth, he positions himself for easy entry. Unfortunately we dont see it, as we cut to the cock already firmly in place and pumping away. When they change positions and the beauty lies on the ground to get pummeled missionary we dont see entry either. Nor do we see it when the handsome stud sits down on his fuckers cock.
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Boxcover for Young Riders 5
Young Riders 5

Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/16/2005

Studio: Boy Ride Films

Starring: Seth, Zeb

Review brief: Every day as I sit at my computer facing a window I can see young teens with their skateboards passing my house on their way to the rec center. In YOUNG RIDERS 5 Boy Ride has picked up some of these skateriding boys; and, for the meager sum of $100, got them to jack off on camera. Most claim to be straight and I believe themsomewhat. But its fairly obvious that with a little more money or just because theyre young and curious they might be induced to go farther. NOAH is the first to spank the monkey on camera. Hes nineteen and very cute with a winning smile. His build is that of a swimmer. Hes starting to get hair on his chest. He stares into the camera with bright blue eyes. His dick is only average but its very suckable. His masturbatory technique consists of pushing and pulling on his prick like a gearshift. He removes his shirt and socks but not his underwear. He pulls his prick through one of its leg holes. Finally he is totally nude. He has a beautiful butt. Blue-eyed Noah is an adorable piece of work. He shoves a finger up his ass as he continues to masturbate.
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Boxcover for Bareback Recruits 2: The Cole War
Bareback Recruits 2: The Cole War

Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/16/2005

Studio: Pink Bird Media

Starring: Shane, Cole

Review brief: Cole is super sexy, sultry, sensuous, scintillating, and scrumptious. He projects charm and confidence in profusion and has a way with the camera that many a seasoned film star would kill for. His dark hair is in a military cut. Although I am not normally turned on by body painting his tribal tattoos on his left arm, the small of his back, and around each ankle only add to his allure. At 22, his 150-pound body is nicely toned. He has one of the most beautiful asses Ive ever seen; and he has a cock that reaches more than halfway to his knees. If Cole commanded I would mortgage my 200-room mansion and sell off my stable of Arabian steeds. The DVD opens with a thirty-minute solo of this delectable youth. He smiles seductively at the camera, shows off that magnificent ass, wiggles his finger to command the camera to follow him or come closer, andof coursecontinuously strokes that fabulous cock. Its the most sinuous seduction since Salome danced for the head of John the Baptist.
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Bulls Of Guadalajara 3, The

Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 10/16/2005

Studio: U.S. Male



Review brief: Solo videos are not my favorites. But now and then a DVD cover will entice me to pop one into the player. Most times I feel suckered. Other times I enjoy them. Im happy to say that this is one I enjoyed. Guadalajaraas we are told many times in the filmis the gay capital of Mexico. So it probably wasnt too difficult to find five natives and one American visitor to pound their puds for the camera. Each has something to offer that will keep the viewers attention. SANTIAGO DIAZ DE LEON is a twenty-seven-year-old that has a goatee which should make him look older but it doesnt. Santiago could easily pass for eighteen. He has lots of very white teeth. (All these guys have beautiful white teeth. Mexico must have an excellent dental plan.) He is extremely charming if not overly good-looking. His body is smooth and looks again like the body of a teenager. His dick is uncut and hugewith a thick heavy wrinkled foreskin that doesnt remain wrinkled for long. Santiago is indeed a young bull.
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Bachelor Party (US Male)

Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/12/2005

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: Roger Carioca, Luam, Renato Lemos, Alex Bad Boy, Thayllor Garcia
Directed by: Christian Ferrero

Review brief: Back in the so-called Golden Days of Hollywood when the studios ran things, it was said that a producer would approach one of the studio moguls and ask, What do you want? A Musical or something with a plot? Now in the age of porn one might ask, what do you want? Good sex or something with a plot? Well, ideally both are nice; but if there is to be a choice I think everyone would reply, Good Sex. BACHELOR PARTY has an opening scene that seems to set up a plot, but before the first scene is over its become something of a muddle and then disappears like a one-night stand. The sex however, is good. In fact its very good. The first sex scene has a group planning a surprise bachelor party. A cute young thing remains behind and comes on to the host. (He cums onto host too, but thats a bit later.) They retire to the bedroom where the cute young thing proves himself to be a fun-loving and quite enjoyable fuck. The remaining scenes take place outdoors. A handsome young man is sitting in the sun when a brown guy with hair like a cockatoo appears.
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Manstars 2: Deny

Release date: 6/11/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2005

Studio: Private Man

Starring: Sasha, Cherry, George Vidanov, Janos Volt, Antony, Frenky, Deny
Directed by: Tom Bradford, Sebastiano Brogi

Review brief: Deny is probably best known to us as Jonathan Collins, the name he uses in Falcon films and the name you will find him under in the ADAM GAY VIDEO DIRECTORY. But he has also used in the name Dalton Labda when he appeared in many of the High Octane epics. He has a nicethough not overly developedbody, a pleasant face with a weak chin, and a bit of an overbite, and a smallish but firm cock. I like him. In an interview in the extras section he tells us he is 27, was a computer programmer, and had his first sexual experience with a friend at 16 when they blew one another watching porn in a theatre. He proudly admits to being gay. Muscular guys are his turn on, especially if theyre hairy so Frenky in the Exclusive Scene is just his ideal. (Hes one of mine too!) There are five scenes compiled from Denys appearances in the Private Man films, plusand its a big plusthe exclusive scene referred to above. Since the exclusive scene is the first thing on the main menu, well start with that one. The setting is an office. The awesome hunk Frenky comes for a job interview with Deny.
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Honor Thy Brother

Release date: 9/15/2004
Reviewed on: 10/4/2005

Studio: Liquid Dreamz



Review brief: If you are into Latinos and/or feet its possible you might like this one. But with only one scene where the performer cum (the so-called money shots) chances are youll be disappointed. It opens with a less than average guy who sits stroking his cock and occasionally rubbing it on a foot as he apparently narrates. We see him between each of the scenes, but as the sound is atrocious and his lack of articulation is worse Im only surmising here. Somewhat thankfully we cut to a scene subtitled Beyond Foot Fantasies. A slender guy wearing only white socks, white briefs, and a cap that seems nailed to his head is on a bed looking at a magazine. A friend enters, plops down on the bed, and suggests a Jacuzzi. In the bathroom, Cap-Guy asks his friend to do him a favor and remove those white socks. The friend readily obliges. He is then asked to kiss a foot. He does. When they are in the Jacuzzi, Cap-Guy stretches out a leg. His buddy grabs the angle and proceeds to kiss the sides and soles of the foot and suck the toes as though they are little cocks.
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Bareback Beginners 3

Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/2/2005

Studio: U.S. Male

Starring: David, Marian, Jan, Igor, Pavel, Tomas

Review brief: Ten or fifteen years ago, buying stock in condom companies seemed like a pretty sound investment. Todayif I had any condom stockId sell. BAREBACK BEGINNERS 3 is yet another entry into the bareback film market. It features a nice assortment of adorable Eurotwinks who wouldnt know a condom from a balloon. They have stiff little some times bigpegos and they enjoy sucking off a skuzzy one. All are c-u-t-e and are so sweet they will make your teeth ache. In the opener, a slender youngster with floppy raven hair brings a report to his equally young boss who is seated before a computer. When the boss finds fault with the paper, hes mollified by some cocksucking and completely appeased when the slender cutie lets him fuck his ass six ways from Sunday. Next we find beautiful youngster attempting to screw something onto a board as a lazy lad sits and reads a newspaper. All interest in the news ceases when he reaches into the beautys pants to remove the fleshy screwdriver enclosed therein.
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Hangar

Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 10/1/2005

Studio: Kristen Bjorn



Review brief: HANGAR is yet more proof that they are really hung in Hungary. In this lavish production from director Tom Bradford, whose previous films released by Kristen Bjorn were AMBASSADORS OF THE ICE and LEGION OF VENGEANCE, this outstanding director has come up with a film worthy of Bjorn himself. The plot centers around computer discs containing the codes for all the world banks, which the Russian mafia is smuggling in airplanes. The head mechanic of a hangar in the Ukraine picks them up and delivers them to a group attempting to decode them. The mechanic is played by Igor Viard, a handsome stud with a lightly-haired chest. Tamas Eszterhazy, a sexual dynamo, and Roberto Giorgio, a hunk of hunks, are the undercover cops sent to infiltrate the mechanics to find out who is doing it and when the next drop will take place. The first sexual encounter takes place in a warehouse in front of boxes of Chiquita bananas as the cops discuss their strategy. To relieve their tension, Tamas and the cops engage in a four-man orgy.
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Wet Thai Stories 12: Naughty Habits

Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/27/2005

Studio: Exotic Productions



Review brief: If you are not already a rice queen, chances are you will be after viewing this one. A cuter litter of pups at play would be hard to find. The DVD is divided into the usual four sections, which here are called chapters. Chapter 1: The House Boy Cometh. A nicely fleshed young Thai wearing only white briefs is passed out in a chair. A slender and very attractive houseboy enters. He starts cleaning up the mess but is fascinated by the outline of a cock in the sleeping lads undies. He strokes it though the material. Pulling the underwear down he frees the juicy uncut stiffening dick. He licks and sucks it, bringing the ruby head clear of its foreskin. The sleeper awakes and removes the houseboy's clothing. They 69. The houseboy lowers himself onto his masters dick. Soon its the houseboy in the chair and the muscular lads cock is still in the houseboy. The houseboy cums while being fucked. His fucker withdraws to add his load to that already on the houseboys belly. Chapter 2: Rise and Shine. Two very handsome young men are discovered in bed.
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