Service Call (U.S. Male) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/12/2005

Well, I’m more convinced than ever that I need to move to Eastern Europe. Oh, those guys! Whenever I get a service call here it’s someone in his late fifties who weighs nearly 400 pounds. If I lived in Eastern Europe it seems I should fare far better. At least the guys in this film do.

It begins with two lovers looking in a magazine and checking out the ads for escorts. The lovers, I believe, are Peter Horse and Vlado Matera and the hustler…uh, escort is Jerry Lenner. The names on the cover (and some of the pictures its seems to me too) don’t jibe with the names on the DVD. I rather trust the DVD more than the cover so I used those names here and elsewhere. The escort (Jerry?) makes a service call removes his shirt revealing a somewhat hairy chest and sits between the lovers on the sofa. Vlado, the handsomest, starts sucking his lover’s dick. Jerry pulls out his which is even bigger and far more tantalizing. Although Vlado does give it a lick and a suck, he seems to be more interested in that of his lover. (There’s no accounting for taste.) Jerry does a bit of sucking Vlado’s pego which protrudes from the leg of his jockstrap. Jerry fucks Vlado. Peter fucks Vlado. Jerry fucks Vlado again. All cum. Jerry gets paid.

Joseph King orders some DVDs on line and Russel Bare delivers them almost immediately. In contrast to the hunks in the first scene these guys are much younger. Yeah, I know—twinks. Both are very cute—Joseph especially. He’s on the bed waiting, wearing only a pair of shorts. Russel enters and comes right to the bedroom with the DVDs. He hands them to Joseph. Their lips are drawn together. Russel pulls off Joseph’s shorts (Joseph’s a natural blond) and goes down on his uncut cock. Believe me when I tell you Russel can suck cock. After a nice demonstration of this skill, he starts stripping off his clothes until Russel’s bare (Joseph helps). It’s now Joseph’s turn to give Russel some oral action prior to giving him a driving fuck. There are nice creamy loads from both. (I notice I’ve used the word ‘nice’ a number of times for this scene. That’s because the guys, the sex, the scene was ‘nice’.)

Rocky Summers is a muscular guy and he’s showing off those muscles because he’s in the shower soaping and rinsing. (I’ve seen this performer before in the Soldiers of Eastern Europe series and maybe elsewhere under a different name.) Rocky cuts off the water and reaches for his cell phone. He makes a call; resumes his shower. He now gives us a terrific view of his ass, pulling open those hefty cheeks to reveal a hairless gaping hole. Jerry Slow arrives. (I think Quick would be more like it.) What a sexy dude! He’s slender and looks a bit like Colin Farrell. He runs his hands over Rocky’s musculature—paying special attention to his ass—pulls on his prick, and sucks a tit. He also briefly sucks dick. When Jerry is naked (except for a chain necklace and bracelet) Rocky goes down on him. Jerry has great low hanging balls. Jerry licks Rocky’ rear but the tongue never once touches the hairless hole. He appears loath to lick it. He’s not averse to sticking his cock up it though; so he does. He has to hold up those low hangers so the camera can show his cock embedded in Rocky’s ass. I would rather have seen them slapping against it. Love those dangling testicles! They manufacture a damn good load, too.

The final scene features a service where the guy doesn’t even need to be called. A slender young Ion Star—barefoot, bare-chested—is in the kitchen when Pavel Mikulenko comes up behind him and grabs him. Ion has a lightly haired chest and torso, Pavel (as we shall soon see) is smooth. Down comes Ion’s denims and down goes Pavel. He skins Ion’s appetizing kielbasa and consumes it. Both are soon naked and Ion gives Pavel some head. Placing Pavel up onto the kitchen counter, Ion starts rimming him. Unlike Jerry in the preceding scene, Ion goes to town. His licks right up the crack and drills his tongue into Pavel’s anus. I’m not at all surprised that Pavel goes wild, Ion knows how to eat ass! It’s sort of anti-climactic when his cock replaces his tongue. Perhaps, that’s why I felt the fucking went on a bit long. Ion shoots such an astounding load that we see it twice (from different angles). Whew!

The DVD has the usual extras and more trailers for other films than you can shake a prick at.

So we’ve had sex in the living room, sex in the bedroom, sex in the bathroom, and sex in the kitchen. And good sex, too. Hot Euro guys and hot sex, make this one a winner. Now, that's service!