Rio Gang Bang Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/20/2005

RIO GANG BANG is something of a patchwork containing four unrelated scenes, the last of which is the gangbang. Its virtues are that it contains a bevy of handsome Brazilians and some pretty good sex.

It opens with a wild man in a river. He is wearing only a loincloth and dark eye makeup that makes him look like a raccoon. He has a nice body so I forgive him for being a bit heavy with the makeup. He clambers out onto the bank where he finds a magazine of naked men. As he peruses the mag, he begins to become aroused. He also becomes sleepy so he lies back on the rock and closes his eyes. ZING! He’s in a bed. The sounds of the river have been replaced by the sounds of the city. A cute blond twink approaches the sleeping giant and fishes the cock from the loincloth. The savage awakes to find the twink licking on his dick. He likes it. The twink gets naked. After a quick rim the wild man fucks him in every position amidst growls and moans. It ends with the savage shooting his load in the twink's mouth. After licking the cock clean, the twink jacks off. Was this the savage's dream? I think not. Did the little twink carry the sleeping savage back to his place and put him on the bed? I think not. We don’t really care, I suppose, but it’s indicative of an indifferent director.

Next we find two studs in bathing suits strolling along. They stop, kiss, strip, suck, and fuck. Again we run the gamut of sexual positions and the guys are truly beautiful and manly with stunning physiques. “That was pretty good,” the subtitles translate the fuckee saying. It was.

A longhaired young dude with some nice chest hair is cleaning the pool. The blond twink we saw with the savage stomps up to him and starts bawling him out. He gets the pool boy to follow him pointing out all the things he hasn’t done properly. “Oh, if only you weren’t so hot!” the twink exclaims as he dives onto the pool boy’s dick. In a trice the twink strips off his clothes and bends over a table offering the pool boy his ass. The pool boy accepts and once again we get run-through of sexual positions. As he did in scene two, the twink gets a mouthful of cum.

Entering the house through the garage two guys go upstairs where others are waiting. One has his cock out another says he’s horny. The cute young guy who’s just arrived says he doesn’t know where to begin. Of course it really doesn’t matter, as all will eventually get their turn at him. At the end it gets a bit rough with one of the fuckers holding his hard cock in his hand and repeatedly stabbing it into the guy's rear like it was a dagger. Then lobbing a great glob of spit on the hole, he drives it inside the well-pummeled ass. The gangbanged one is rather sticky when the scene ends.

I’m glad these films now have subtitles. I just wish they’d take a bit more trouble with the structure and packaging. The names on the DVD don’t jibe with those on the cover and the plot synopsis is so far off that at one point I stopped the DVD in order to go back to the credits and make sure I was watching the correct film. It’s the same indifference that I alluded to in scene one. But—and it’s a big but—the guys are great eye-candy and the sex is pretty damn good.