Romans and Gladiators Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/29/2005

By means of a magic book a young bearded stud watches illustrations come alive (or should that be cum alive?)

First up are two Romans in an embrace. There’s a lot of neck nuzzling before off come the togas. (The costumes are great but we see them for only a few minutes in each scene as in practically no time at all the guys are completely nude. But don’t think I’m complaining about that!) Once the togas are off in this first scene the handsomer of the two, who has longish silky hair, drops to his knees to orally engulf the hard stiff cock of his friend. He does a great job priming the uncut flesh. I could have watched this longer but the handsome sucker is obviously anxious to take the cock up his ass. Standing and resting one foot on a plinth, he positions himself for easy entry. Unfortunately we don’t see it, as we cut to the cock already firmly in place and pumping away. When they change positions and the beauty lies on the ground to get pummeled missionary we don’t see entry either. Nor do we see it when the handsome stud sits down on his fucker’s cock. (The camera is at the wrong angle.) Don’t these filmmakers know that when it comes to fucking, getting there is more than half the fun for viewers? The sidesaddle fuck goes on for much too long (probably because it's the most comfortable for the fuckers.) But they finish with a doggy fuck that’s fast and furious. The fucker was a great top and the fuckee was a great bottom.

An attractive black—perhaps a gladiator—is sucking the cock of a Roman patrician as the second illustration comes alive. It’s a luscious cock with an interesting black pattern underneath, sort of like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Both are quickly nude and the patrician licks the ass of the ebony gladiator preparing him for an assault. There is an interesting position in this fuck with the gladiator balancing himself on his hands as the patrician holds onto his legs and drives his dick deep into the upturned ass. In each of these scenes so far only one stud sucks cock; and it is the cocksucker who also gives up his ass. All of this changes in the subsequent scene.

The third scene begins with both dudes kissing. They are the least eye-catching of the performers but certainly the most muscular. Togas remain on longer as they suck cock and rim ass only by lifting the hem of the togas. Question: “What did the Romans wear under their togas?” Answer: “A stiff uncut dick.” Soon they too are totally nude. Again the stud (the more muscular) sucks cock and gets fucked. But after shoving his tongue down his fucker’s mouth gets his turn at shoving a cock up an ass. It’s as stud two is plowing into his former fucker that the butch number getting fucked shoots an incredible load. No one else cums even close, although his partner here cums in a nice second.

As the bearded stud that has been watching all of this with us closes the book, an attractive black gladiator magically materializes to service his big dick both orally and anally. And it’s a pity that it’s all one-sided. The finale needed more oomph.

In addition to the usual chapter entries there is a photo gallery of the studs in the production. There are also several tantalizing trailers.

In addition to the usual Brazilian beauties that create a tingling in the gonads, the costumes provide a nice touch of fantasy. When he was visiting Latin America Vice-President Dan Quayle said he wished he’d studied Latin before making the trip. (I'm not making this up!) You won’t need Latin to enjoy these South American Romans—or Portuguese either.