BIGmuscle.com Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/13/2005

BigMuscle.com is a softcore web site where guys post pix to show off their physiques. Titan’s BIG MUSCLE.COM is anything but softcore. Apparently the web site sent out info to various production companies and Titan was interested. Both they and we are lucky they were. The result is another Titanesque production featuring performers who define the word macho.

The action begins—appropriately—in a gym. Markus Ram and Tober Brandt are working out. For those who saw Titan’s SPY QUEST they will remember Markus as the muscular black stud who fucked the hell out of Spencer Quest. Tober is a newcomer. He’s stocky, hairy, and has a long goatee that looks as though it belongs on a goat. It’s fitting that he resembles a goat, as he certainly is as randy as one. Marcus asks Tober to spot him. An activity that I always though required barbells. However, Tober assists Markus in slipping some leather bands over each leg so that he sits suspended with his bare ass exposed to Tober’s slathering tongue. Tober has a fine time eating out Markus’ ass and sucking his imposing cock. While this unorthodox workout is taking place another black stud enters the room—Jason Tiya. Jason is strikingly handsome with dark ebony skin. He sits watching the others, stroking his stiff cock until invited to join them. Tober gets a rousing fuck from both.

Chuck Scott, a butch number with a week’s growth of dark beard and a plethora of tattoos, is showering and stroking his dick to full erection. Cut to him licking out the armpit of another masculine stud—Jake Deckard. Jake sports a boner that just won’t quit. It arcs up like a Rhino’s horn. It’s not a hard on, but a hard up. Jake samples Chuck’s armpit and dick. Chuck fucks Jake’s face. This goes on for some time without anyone paying any attention to Jake’s magnificent prick except me. Finally Chick sucks the fabulous tumescence, deep-throating it and slobbering like a dog with rabies. He does a lot of spitting on it. I don’t find spitting a turn on. To me it’s nasty. But even if it is your thing, Chuck here carries it to excess. By rights Jake should shove his unique cock up Chuck’s ass, but it’s Chuck who fucks Jake with his lesser endowment. First, however, he washes it in piss.

Repeating the pattern of the first scene (and it will occur again in every scene) a third guy has been watching and stroking a hard dick. He now joins them and I don’t know why as he adds nothing to the scene. Bald of head and chest, he’s unattractive to boot. He just stands around like the geek in the bathhouse who hangs around a copulating twosome hoping to take part. Like them I try to ignore him and concentrate on Chuck drilling into Jake’s ass. Jake cums with Chuck fucking him. Chuck pulls out and shoots. And once again we find Chuck in the shower.

As he is showering, Chuck spies Troy Moore and Logan Steele in the locker room. Troy is young, blond, smooth, and well built. Logan is middle-aged, scruffy, hairy, and chunky. Nevertheless he must have an effect on Troy because when the younger man drops his shorts his cock is hard. It catches the attention of the older man who is drawn to it like a magnet and pays it lip service. Troy does the same for Logan’s ample endowment before Logan returns to enjoying Troy’s tasty tumescence. Chuck watches from the shower as Logan begins eating out Troy’s ass. They move into a 69-plus on the bench before the lockers. (Troy sucking Logan’s cock while Logan tongue-fucks Troy’s ass.) In a surprising move, Logan rolls a condom over Troy’s turgid tool and lies back to let the younger man fuck him. After this has segued into a rough doggy fuck, they sit facing one another and jack off. As he watches, Chuck’s cock is as hard as theirs. Troy is the first to cum, his load splashing onto Logan’s hairy belly. As they share a post-coital kiss, Chuck barges in and orders Troy into a corner. He then climbs up onto the bench and inundates Logan with a cascade of piss, paying special attention to the latter’s recently fucked hole. The seemingly unending torrent finishes up being directed into Logan’s gaping mouth. Troy is now ordered from his neutral corner to assist Logan in sucking Chuck’s cock until it spurts. After this, Troy is ordered to lie back on the bench; Logan is ordered to hold up Troy’s legs; and together the two eat out Troy’s hairless ass. Logan is the first to fuck the handsome youth. When it’s Chuck’s turn he fucks the cum out of Troy.

But it ain’t over yet. Chuck now decides to fuck Logan. When he withdraws, Logan jacks off to climax. Troy—surprisingly—cums again, Chuck makes it unanimous. Now that’s what I call a workout at the gym!

The next scene starts off hot. It takes place in the sauna. Cliff Rhodes is ogling the desirable Frederick Ford. Rhodes removes his towel and strolls toward the seated Ford who also removes his and rises in greeting. Things begin with a kiss. As they are swapping tongues and rubbing up against one another I’m expecting them to be joined by a third since that was the pattern for each of the preceding scenes, and damn if someone doesn’t enter the sauna. This time I didn’t mind as the newcomer is a real comer called Chris Crawford. I thought for a moment it was Matt Majors as there is some facial resemblance and I was glimpsing him through a cloud from the dry ice machine simulating steam. After some mutual pud-pulling amongst the three, Ford drops to his knees to suck Chris’ cock. Rhodes joins in on the young dick then rises and pushes Chris to his knees so he can suck some dick. Chris sucks both but is soon concentrating on Frederick’s imposing staff. Cliff sits down to watch. Eventually Ford goes to stand on the bench where Cliff is sitting in order to sit on Cliff’s face. Chris comes over to give head to Cliff. Ford shoots his load. Chris now takes a seat to watch Ford and Rhodes get it on. Ford lies back on the bench and lifts his legs for Rhodes to eat his hairless ass. Cliff makes motions that he is about to fuck him bareback, but then puts on a condom and lubes up. Slowly but surely Rhodes hard cock penetrates the sphincter and disappears up into Ford’s guts. Rhodes rides Ford. (I know that sentence is a bit much, but you don’t know how hard I restrained myself to keep from saying Rhodes rides in a Ford.) The fuck ceases momentarily so that Ford can cross over to Chris, bend over, and suck Chris’ cock. Cliff follows and rear-ends Ford. (sorry). Ford now sits and Chris bends over to suck him allowing Cliff to insert his cock into Chris’ ass. Handsome Chris being plugged fore and aft was the highlight of this scene. Rhodes pulls out of Chris’ ass to cover his back with cum. Ford cums again too. I’m disappointed that Chris does not.

Extras include:

BEHIND THE SCENES - It’s Ford’s birthday and he gets a cake. (Of course there are some cocks on display as well.)

INTERVIEWS – There’s one with Marcus, Chuck, and Jake where—among other things—they discuss their tattoos. There’s another with the two guys from BigMuscle.com that (quite frankly) I found boring.

PHOTO SESSIONS – Always one of my favorite Titan extras watching Brian Mills at work and see those hot studs in their posing. Troy Moore is especially scrumptious in his.

MUSIC IMAGE GALLERY – photos with music that could never play on MTV.

CUMSHOT REVIEW – the film pruned down to its bare essentials.

It’s a good film, but seemed overly long. Brian Mills who usually directs in conjunction with Harold Creg goes solo here. (Harold is however one of the cameramen.) I don’t know why Brian is reluctant to direct just two guys in a scene. (The guy in Chuck and Jake’s scene was totally superfluous and distracted rather than added to things.) So there was a predictability about the film that lessened its impact. And among the performers there were perhaps too many similar types. Nevertheless, the film is guaranteed to keep one on the up and up.

It should be noted that I viewed the Director’s Cut. The watersports segments probably do not appear on the regular version.