Auditions 5 (Lucas) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/19/2005

There are a generous five audition scenes in this fifth entry for Lucas Entertainment. The scenes begin with Michael interviewing the auditionees with the usual questions (Where are you from? Where do you live now? What do you like to do sexually? Etc.) and then they get right down to it.

We begin with Josh and Sebasthian. Josh is a pixyish Texan. Sebasthian is a young Peruvian. It begins with a kiss. I’m not really attracted to Josh clothed, but when he’s naked I notice a stirring in my loins. (You can’t judge a man by his cover. Clothes definitely do NOT make the man.) Both are smooth of chest. “Damn, you’re hot!” Josh observes as he goes down on Sebasthian’s uncut dick. “Nice cock!” Although Sebasthian’s cock is soon swollen, Josh remains soft until Sebasthian starts eating out his ass, then it springs to life. This young Peruvian sure knows how to rim! They get into a 69+ (my term for when one sucks cock while the other eats ass). After a while Michael orders them into a 69 proper. Then—with Josh on his back and his legs in the air—Sebasthian returns to doing what he seems to like best, eating ass and tongue-fucking this young Texan. Josh is in ecstasy (who wouldn’t be?) After pulling on a condom and lubing up, Sebasthian inserts his cock where his tongue has been. “Oh, Nice!” Josh proclaims as Sebasthian is fucking him. (It is.) Both produce great loads and they end—as they began—with a kiss.

Jesse and Kevin are interviewed. Jesse (22) is a very thin twink who wouldn’t fool your mom one iota that he was just a friend. He says he’s a top, but he screams ‘bottom’. Kevin (33) is bald, bearded, and black with a guiche. (This is a piercing that sits at the back of the scrotum through the loose skin in front of the anus. I love Prince Alberts in the head of the cock that could serve as added stimulation for your partner, as well as being beaucoup sexy, but I don’t see the point of a guiche unless it’s something to clip a dog leash to.) They too begin with a kiss. When Jesse drops his drawers we see he’s raring to go. It takes Kevin a while and some mouth-action from Jesse before he rises to the occasion. Michael orders a 69 after which Kevin starts to eat ass. This goes on for much too long for the viewer, but probably not for Jesse. Kevin has a bit of difficulty but eventually gets his meat in Jesse’s oven. Jesse’s not overly thrilled, and we soon see why. Jesse’s ass has worked its magic on Kevin and his cock a has grown and thickened to manly proportions. Jesse’s hole gapes when Kevin momentarily removes the black rammer. Michael asks for a doggy fuck. In this position Kevin is able to withdraw his huge cock and reinsert it over and over again, entering the gaping orifice without using hands to guide it in. Michael asks Kevin to stop and pull open Jesse’s cheeks to show us the newly engineered cavern, before Kevin is permitted to continue his no hands assault.

We cut now to Jesse fucking Kevin. The kid’s a top after all. And a damn good one too as he does some serious missionary work on Kevin who cums from the drilling and eats his own cum. Jesse cums on Kevin’s belly and then licks up all the cum he can find. They end—as they began—with a kiss.

Asoka and Marcel are both thirty-somethings. Asoka is slender, bearded, tattooed, and sexy. Marcel looks like the kind of guy you’d want as a bouncer for your bar. No kiss from these guys, it starts right off with Asoka chewing on Marcel’s tit on a trip down to his ass. He heads right into it. Marcel reaches back to pull Asoka’s head in harder to get that tongue deeper. Asoka—on Michael’s suggestion—lubes up a dildo and screws it in Marcel’s beefy butt. Marcel sucks Asoka. Asoka sucks Marcel. Asoka face-fucks Marcel. Asoka fucks Marcel (in several positions). During all this these guys make more noise than hogs at a trough. After the fuck, Asoka returns to eating Marcel’s ass as Marcel attempts to jack off. Asoka gives him a hand. Finally with Asoka chewing on the tit that started it all, Marcel shoots his load.

For the next audition we go from beef to chicken. On the bed are John and Danny two very cute young hopefuls wearing only white towels. Danny tells all he is not good at math, but is good at sex. Towels off, they kiss—deeply. Danny is already hard at the thought of fucking John. (You would be too as John is absolutely beautiful.) Both appear to be uncut. (It’s sometimes hard to tell when cocks are rampant.) Danny goes down on the beautiful Brazilian and moves right on to rimming his ass. John sucks on Danny’s large member. On Michael’s orders, they 69. John is able to take Danny’s big dick down to the hilt. These two are really hot together! The 69 segues into a 69+ as Danny returns to John’s sweet hole. John gets on all fours. (God, what a beautiful ass!) Danny dons a condom and lubes up for an anal assault. He slowly slides his cock into John’s waiting hole as John makes little mewling sounds. Michael then has them move into my favorite fuck position—missionary. John cums while Danny’s cock is massaging his prostate. At this point Michael can no longer resist striping off to join them. (Who could?) He feeds John that monster cock while sucking on the lad’s pretty toes. Danny too gets a taste of Michael’s dick. Michael puts on a condom and after some more sucking on John’s toes sends his gigantic organ up John’s bum as Danny feeds John dick. After a bit they move into the doggy position. John is hard again. But Danny is not to be left out any longer. Michael administers a missionary fuck to Danny, brining him to climax.. After Michael and John have shared a kiss, Michael cums with Danny chewing on his balls and John sitting astride his face. WHEW!

I thought that was the climax. (It certainly was for me!) But there’s another one yet to audition—Omer (19) a beautiful ballet dancer from Israel. Not surprisingly, Michael decides use the casting couch approach and audition Omer personally. I thought Lucas had made a mistake by not ending with the previous scene, but Michael knew best. Omer is absofuckinglutely gorgeous and very passionate. He is not the least frightened by Michael’s erect pylon, sucking it right down. Omer has a beautiful hairless ass and a tight anus that Michael drools over. His bronze skin contrasts stunningly against Michael’s ultra white. For over 35 minutes, Michael fucks the lovely lad in every position known to man or beast. Michael and I share the same fetish as Michael also takes every opportunity to suck on Omer’s feet. After Omer has cum he kisses Michael with great passion then sits on Michael’s face for more rimming and Michael strokes to climax.

If I were the casting director I’d have an easy time of it casting most of these guys and I look forward to seeing them again in future productions.

The DVD also contains biographies of the performers and hot trailers for other Lucas productions.

The Director’s Cut contains a 30-minute scene with Jesse Dane, Kevin Wood and Michael. It begins with Jesse eating out Kevin’s ass. Next Jesse starts inserting fingers in Kevin’s anus until his entire hand disappears up Kevin’s ass. This is done first in the doggy position and then with Kevin lying on his back. Kevin remains hard throughout. After this Michael has fun inserting a dildo into Kevin and getting him to expel it. Finally Jesse pisses on Kevin. Kevin pisses on Jesse. Michael pisses on both. Kevin swallows some of Michael’s piss. And a good time was had by all.