Bonesucker Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/4/2005

The film opens with a nude Carlos Morales cutting out photos of other nudes men and pasting them on canvas to make a collage. The work is designed for a gallery run by Kent Larsen, a handsome butch number that in addition to being a sexy stud is also a pretty good actor. The tattoo of a spider in a web on his abdomen is not a come-on but what hangs below it is. Dick James, Kent’s assistant at the gallery doesn’t have much respect for Carlos’ art. Dick is young and attractive. As an employee he knows just how to suck up to the boss and he does just that. As Dick sucks Kent’s dick his own dick, surmounted by only a trace of pubic hair, glistens with pre-cum. Kent can’t resist it. After giving Dick’s dick a good sucking, Kent starts rimming ass. There’s more hair around Dick’s anus than above his dick but that doesn’t prevent Kent from rimming it. It doesn’t prevent him from fucking it either. The fucking goes on for much too long a time to use only two positions. Finally they stand side by side and jack off. A very unromantic and anti-climactic way to end a sexual encounter it seems to me, but thousands of these films end the sex just that way.

We see Carlos has stopped work on his collage and strangling his cock and balls with a strand of leather. I suppose this is because an artist must suffer. Jason Hawke and Corbin Michaels comment on Carlos’ attempt at self-castration before turning their minds to other things. I’ve always had a thing for Jason Hawke so I’m shocked to see he’s put on so much weight. It’s not muscle as his face attests. He should definitely lay off those cheeseburgers and french fries. Corbin Michaels, on the other hands, is looking better than ever. Corbin has a bigger cock than Jason, but unfortunately it’s Corbin who bottoms here. That’s a double pity, as I always like to see big dicks put to use and Jason is an infinitely better bottom than top. So why was it this way?

A solo follows performed by Brandon Long. Brandon has a nice young body and is quite attractive in a street punkish sort of way. Occasion cuts to Carlos still strangling his genitals seems to indicate that Brandon is getting off watching this peculiar activity. When Brandon shoots his load his untouched cock is sticking straight up and the cum rolls down it like lava from a volcano.

Moving on (Carlos is still strangling his cock by the way) we next come to chicken on the menu. And tasty they are! Trent Stone and Jonathan Gabriel are a nice pairing. Jonathan is a cute Latino with a pencil line beard and Trent is one of the most beautiful boys I’ve seen in porn. I love skinny twinks with big dicks. Trent fills the bill. Jonathan goes down on Trent’s big one. Then it’s Trent's turn to suck Jonathan. He’s a game little sucker. I don’t know why he doesn’t make Jonathan shoot his load right there and then. He did me. But the best is yet to cum…uh, come. “Stick that tongue right in there,” Trent tells the rimming Jonathan. When Jonathan moves on to a finger, Trent claims he’s never been fucked. His reactions when Jonathan does start to fuck him make me believe in his virginity. But later as Jonathan is pounding away, Trent says “it’s been a long time since I had a cock up there.” (They should have cut that line from the soundtrack.) Anyway, Trent is a great little bottom. This was my favorite scene in the film.

The final scene is with Carlos and Arpad Miklos (both of whom are seen on the cover). Arpad answers Carlos call for a model. Though why Carlos needs a model when his “art” consists of pasting cutout pix of naked guys is beyond me. Well, not really. I mean I do know and it’s soon clear why he wants a live one. He orders Arpad to take off his clothes and then proceeds to measure his chest, waist, and inseam. (Is he going to fit him for a suit?) This scene is meant to be the big scene of the film but it’s not for me. Carlos is simply not my type. Pudgy Latinos with no body hair do nothing for me. Arpad on the other hand does. He is ultra macho with a tightly toned body and a preponderance of chest hair. As Carlos kneels to measure the inseam, Arpad wonders too why Carlos hired him and asks Carlos what his name is. “Bonesucker,” Carlos replies. “What is Bonesucker?” a curious Arpad inquires. Carlos demonstrates and the scene goes on from there with Carlos getting fucked in a variety of positions.

BONESUCKER provides something for everyone with a menu that ranges from beef to chicken. Trent Stone appears to have only done one other film (Jack’s LONGSHOT). This appears to be a first for Brandon Long. I would hope to see him again with his cock put to better use. There is a photo gallery and outtakes and bloopers section in the extras that are worth a gander. Trent reveals he is more than just a pretty face when he says. “TV sucks. It’s better to read a newspaper or a book.”