Wake Up Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/18/2005

After all the cute chicken and grade A prime beef, it’s sometimes nice just to sit down with some average guys. There are only five guys in the film; they are—for the most part—average. There is one stunner. They are Eastern Euros and rattle on incomprehensibly. All but two (and maybe even they) are straight.

It begins with a scruffy guy who reminds me a bit of Colin Farrell. (I don’t know why, but more and more of the guys in these films remind me of Colin Farrell. Maybe I have a thing for him?) Anyway, this scruffy guy who reminds me of Colin Farrell is driving along when he sees a skinny scruffy hitchhiker and stops to pick him up. He then takes him back to his place where the hitchhiker becomes a sex toy for himself and his four friends. He of course has first go. He and the friends (with one exception) are totally passive; the hitchhiker has to do all the work when it comes to sucking cock and let them fuck him into the bargain.

The driver has a nicely haired chest and belly. The chest measurement and belly measurement look to be about the same. There’s plenty of meat there but it’s never been toned in a gym and he probably likes his beer. The hitchhiker shows little definition between his chest and waist measurements either but he’s thin. Both have closely cropped hair like the military. (They are the two you see on your right as you look at the cover.) After sucking a smallish uncut cock, the hitchhiker takes it up the bum.

There’s a bit of a frolic with all the guys around a pool with a white dog before we go back to the bedroom with the two guys we’ve seen in scene one. It’s like déjà vu all over again until an Adonis joins them. This guy is handsome and when he strips he alone has a statuesque build. Interestingly, his cock is cut. The hitchhiker sucks them both—at one time taking both cocks into his mouth. Then both fuck him. After both have come on him, the hitchhiker rolls back on his shoulders and fires off his own load directly into his mouth. Nary a drop goes awry. He swallows it too.

The same bed (they haven’t even changed the blue coverlet) is the place where the third guy has his turn with the hitchhiker. (He’s seen on the left as you look at the cover.) He’s thin like the hitchhiker and is the only one who shows the slightest bit of thankfulness to this hard working lad, by licking his back as he fucks him. This is mitigated somewhat when he roughly cums on the guy’s face.

After a very brief dip in the pool, this time with a black dog. We are back in the bedroom. (Couldn't they have had sex by the pool, or in the living room for a change?)It’s our old friends the scruffy driver and the hitchhiker (of course) but this time they are joined by a slender attractive guy with curly hair. As the hitchhiker goes down on “Colin”, the cute guy actually starts giving head to the hitchhiker! (All things cum to him who waits.) As quick as a wink we cut to the guy on all fours being fucked by “Colin”. The hitchhiker also has his turn at the cute one’s ass. Both then fuck him in the missionary position. This cute guy has the thickest patch of pubic hair I’ve seen in a video. (I once saw a kid at camp with that much. I'm sure you could care less about that, but I still have visions of it.) Both cum on the attractive guy. He doesn’t get off at all.

But there’s another scene. Now on the bed we find the hitchhiker (of course) and the Adonis from scene two. No surprises here. The Adonis gets his cock sucked and fucks the hitchhiker. As he jacks off he’s sweating like a pig. The hitchhiker tries for the mouth again with his ejaculation and scores once.

I have no idea why the film is called WAKE UP unless it’s an admonition to the viewer to stay awake due to seeing the same guys over and over and the same actions over and over in the same location over and over.

The movie is filmed with handheld cameras that have the disadvantage of being wobbly and a bit erratic. They also have the advantage of being able to get right into the action and be a bit erotic. The actors make no pretense that this is anything other than a film--constantly looking at the camera whether they are sucking cock, getting sucked, fucking or getting fucked. Strangely enough this is not off-putting but actually draws the viewer closer into the action. The big problem however is that no one and I mean NO ONE is enjoying the sex. It’s cold, calculating, and callous. I have more passion when I wank. Which I was never inspired to do watching this.