Seattle Boyz Skyline Orgy Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/7/2006

How many does it take to make an orgy? In my mind in takes more than three or four. Yet that’s all we have here. Three’s company; four’s fun; but not an orgy. They are very young—18 to 20 tops.
Before the film there is a notice or disclaimer, or whatever telling us this is not like the videos we are used to in that this one has no script, no director, and no editor. If the guys are cute enough—and these are—we can conceivably do without the first two of these, but the last is de rigueur no matter what. And that’s the problem here.

We start with the three youngsters who will comprise the entire film. (Two thirds of the way through they are joined by a fourth.) The setting is a fabulous apartment with a stupendous view of Seattle. Three twinks are on—and partially off—a sofa. They are naked and two cute brunets are sharing sucking duties on the hard cock of a long slender blond—Lance. Lance is a true blond. Not only his hair but his eyebrows and eyelashes are blond. His pubic hair is carrot-color (something that truly turns me on). He loves piercing: both ears, both nipples, and tongue are pierced. If that weren’t sexy enough, Lance is h-u-n-g. I certainly wouldn’t mind spending time with him if I ever go to Seattle. (Actually it was seeing his picture that made me want to watch this.) After a bit one of the brunets climbs up on the sofa and Lance uses that pierced tongue to great advantage on the kid’s little stiffy.
Eventually Lance’s horizontal cock leads the way to the bathroom. They are in a Jacuzzi with only several inches of stagnant water. Lance sits on the rim and one of the others sucks his prick. The other brunet gets behind his friend and, using a bar of soap, slickens his cock and the other’s ass and shoves his bare cock up the sucker’s hole. It’s an awkward fuck and no one seems to be enjoying it.
Finally it’s off to the living room again where Lance eats out the former fucker’s ass. This goes on and on and on. (See what I mean about an editor?) They are joined by a fourth kid. This newcomer puts on a condom and fucks the kid Lance was rimming. Lance will fuck him very briefly sans condom. Then the new kid and Lance get off by themselves and suck cock, while the kid who was fucked in the Jacuzzi now fucks the kid who fucked him. They fuck and they fuck and they fuck and they fuck. Fearing the Last Judgement might arrive soon, I could resist no longer and reached for the fast-forward. Even then the same action went on and on and on. I was as anxious for these kids to shoot as a two-dollar whore waiting for a client to cum.

If they were enjoying themselves it might have been infectious and I might have had fun too. But they were as solemn as an undertaker at a funeral. In fact they seemed under some duress and discomfort. I longed for it to be over, and they did too. There’s a lesson here. Unless the performers are experienced and inventive, cinéma vérité doesn’t work too well for porn. I got more stimulation from the still pictures of these twinks in the photo gallery. They were willing and with a little bit of direction and lots of editing they could have given us a hot old time.