Boy Next Door (Queer Britannia) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/17/2005

I’m so glad they’ve relaxed censorship in Britain and now produce hardcore films instead of the watered-down softcore pap that was all we previously got, because British guys are H-O-T. If you don’t believe me (or even if you do) pick up any of the scintillating Eurocreme films or this stimulating little number from the amusingly named Queer Britannia.

It features three suck-and-fuck scenes and three solos. The guys tell us how old they were when they had their first sexual experience and with whom. Then they get down to it.

In the first scene we find Richard, a studly butch Brit, and Jasper, a sexy Aussie. Richard has a long uncut prick that’s rather scary. Jasper has one of the prettiest pricks I’ve ever seen. It’s smooth, stiff, upturned, and mouth-watering. They have a nice mutual suck session before Richard sends his scary cock down under. I’m surprised that after giving Jasper’s butt a thorough pounding, Richard then lies on his stomach and offers his butch ass to the sexy Australian. It’s an offer of which Jasper takes full advantage.

There are two twinks up next (pun intended): Tristan and Mark. Tristan is a cute dark-haired kid. Mark is a sexy little bugger. He says that once in New York he had it on in a hotel room with ten guys. It’s no wonder then that he tops young Tristan.

It’s solo time with nineteen-year-old Kirk. We see him showering. He’s blond and well built. We first see him showering. His uncut cock is thick. He talks about taking a guy home and shagging him. He also says he likes to be dominated. It’s a pity we don’t see him in action or submission. We think of that as he and we jack off together.

This following scene is my personal favorite. There are three young guys: Ivo, Ricky, and Michael. Ricky has a pierced prick; Ivo and Michael have no pubic hair. Prince Alberts and shaven pubes turn me on something fierce and I have them both here. These guys have a great time sucking cock. They squirm around on the bed like eels in every possible combination before Ivo and Michael fuck Ricky.

Two Bonus scenes follow. Both jackoffs. The first is “Straight Boy Jack” and the second is “Marcus”. They are anti-climactic following the hot threesome. They are best seen viewed separately.

I want to see more from this studio and will certainly be viewing this one again. It’s a keeper. I just wish with all my hard that one of these was indeed a boy next door.