Jason Crew: The Making Of a Porn Star Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/23/2005

Whether he’s called “Speedy” as he is in these Body Shoppe productions or “Jason Crew” as he is in productions from major studios, this kid is one hell of a turn-on! Slender, hung, handsome he literally exudes pheromones that certainly attract males and, I assume, have the same effect on females. In short, Speedy Jason Crew is a very sexy young man.

As it did with Mike Roberts, Body Shoppe has culled the appearances of Jason (then known as Speedy) into a single DVD entitled Jason Crew: The Making of a Porn Star. (Actually they call it “Porno Star” but the cover corrects it.) Although I am not a fan of their films, this was one I had to see.

It opens with a solo. “I’ve been fucked a lot lately,” Speedy Jason informs us; and then proceeds to fuck himself. With his hole in a perpetual pout, he bends his lengthy dick down and pushes the first couple of inches into it. “I started fucking myself,” he continues, “so I didn’t have to use a dildo’. Unlike most of the Body Shoppe performers he’s quite amenable to “Uncle” Don’s groping. “It’s big one,” Uncle Don exclaims in the understatement of the year. A dirty old man starts jacking it. Jason even lets the dirty old man finger his ass while he jacks off. (Yeah, I know. If I did it I wouldn’t be a dirty old man, I’d just be an admirer. That’s jealously for you.)

Next, Speedy Jason sucks dick. It belongs to Trevor Kee whose fat masquerades as muscle. Trevor face-fucks him. They 69. Jason fucks Trevor doggy style. They sit on the sofa and jack off. Finally, they shower together.

Outdoors we have four naked young guys: Speedy Jason, Stripper, Rico, and Peewee. Speedy Jason and Peewee suck cock with Peewee doing his usual bitching about having to do so. (I really can’t stand this bitchy kid. He ruins every scene he’s in complaining about having to suck a cock. ‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks’. He needs to be fucked silly.) The four then go stand in a stream to jack off. (Don’t ask me why they go stand in a stream.) Speedy Jason has removed most of his pubic hair which makes his dick seem even bigger. There’s a funny moment when Jason is scared of a crayfish. It’s not-so-funny when there are three naked guys next to him and he asks for a girly mag to help him get off.

It’s back inside on the Body Shoppe sofa that has seen more naked butts than an army doctor during the draft for the Vietnam War. Jason seated on the left tries to get the kid in the center to suck his cock. As the little fool hesitates, Jason states, “We’re losing time,” and goes down on the kid, whose mouth flies open—first in surprise and then in pleasure. Jason gives a spit shine to the cock and orders the kid not to watch the straight porn on the TV or else he’ll cum too soon. The kid now goes down on Jason as annoying flashbulbs pop. I really hate that and think it’s an insult to the viewers. If the companies want still photos then take them in separate photo sessions not during filming. They are even told to hold poses for pictures, and that really sucks! The third guy (fortunately for him never named) gets only a brief sucking from Jason because he doesn’t get hard. Now that’s serious. If one has erection problems in a scene with Jason then there must be a medical problem. They sit watching the straight porn film and pull their puds.

Jason’s back outside with Spike and Skylar. (This is not Rex Ruben, the Spike with the big dick that we know. This is a youngster with a tiny uncut cock who obviously didn’t get this soubriquet from his dick.) Spike is cute, however and so is Skylar. Jason cock is already hard and sticking out from his belly. The others take awhile; assisted by first a hand job and then a blowjob from Jason. Here again flashbulbs pop as they show their asses. “Everybody grab an ass,” Uncle Don growls so they can snap more pix. Then he growls, “Cream me a nut.” God, I hate that expression. It’s so crude. Jason’s hand-free dick bobs up and down. He of course is the first to cum.

Back inside we find Jason with a beard. He’s once again with Spike. Jason sits on a mirror and winks his sphincter at us. Spike does so too but all we see is hair. Spike slips on a condom and Jason—on all fours—offers his ass. Spike’s cock slides right in. “Does it hurt?” Spike asks solicitously. I doubt if Jason even feels it. They’re not long at it and return to the sofa to jack off. Jason momentarily sucks Spike’s putz so they can snap some pictures.

The beard is now gone and Jason is with Rocky, a chunky kid with lots of tattoos and a big uncut cock. Jason sucks it. “It’s almost as big as mine,” Jason observes. (I hate to contradict you, Jason, but it’s bigger.) Unfortunately what might have been a good scene is ruined by the entrance of the pudgy guy in gardening gloves and ski mask who is Body Shoppe’s resident cocksucker. Why he’s their resident cocksucker I can not fathom, as he is the worst cocksucker I’ve seen either on film or in life. With his long-awaited departure Rocky and Jason jack off onto a full-length mirror.

Not being sadistic I found the following scene unpleasant. When it begins Jason is getting a blowjob from West, an attractive young man in his mid-twenties. “I don’t get fucked,” Jason announces. “We’ll see about that,” West counters as he pauses in his fellatio. Uncle Don is insisting that Jason get fucked, and West pushes Jason back onto a bed. “Let’s start sideways,” Jason suggests when there’s a bit of a problem with the missionary position. “It hurts,” Jason complains. “Take it, bitch!” Uncle Don yells from the sidelines. Orders are then given to West. “Fuck him til he bleeds!” The scene proceeds with Jason apparently in agony and suggesting they stop. “No!” screams thel uncle. The missionary position is achieved. After West withdraws but is ordered to continue the fuck, Jason, instead of just hauling off and clobbering everyone involved, gets on all fours to take it doggy. Now either this is for real, or else in addition to being a sexy kid, Jason is a superb actor worthy of an Academy Award. In any event it is an unpleasant scene. “I’ll never do that shit again,” Jason asserts. (But of course he will.)

He will do so in the very next scene we see where he is once again paired with Trevor Kee and the limp-dicked third guy in a scene we saw earlier. I’m not sure why he’s needed here, as once again he becomes something of a third wheel. The setting is a gym. Jason lies back on an exercise bench and Trevor straddles him to feed him cock. Then—on the floor—Trevor fucks him while Jason sucks the third guy’s cock whose face has all the animation of a zombie’s. Trevor then sits down on Jason’s dick and this evolves into fucking Trevor in the missionary position. Unlike the previous scene these guys are laughing and having fun. Except for the zombie who seems totally out of it.

But it’s not over yet. Jason—looking somewhat scruffy—is giving head to a cute dark-haired kid. The kid briefly returns the favor before putting on a condom. Jason lies on his back, lifts his legs, and guides the kid’s cock into his waiting hole. When it’s jack off time, do I need say who is the first to cum?

Although the film clearly illustrates the deficiencies and amateurish inadequacies of this studio, the sheer energy of Speedy Jason carries us along in spite of everything. It’s sort of like watching Anthony Hopkins in a grade school pageant. This kid has charisma. When he’s in a scene you can’t take your eyes off him. He deserves better. Thankfully, he’s getting it now.