Military Pride Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/18/2006

This one contains three jackoff solos and two suck-n-fucks.

The first soloist is cute Ethan Spence, a national guardsman of twenty, who is first seen in camouflage gear before stripping down to nothing. Very desirable this is the best of the jackoffs.

Kader, a young navy lad, is the next to skin the sausage. He has buzz-cut his pubes. He’s OK, but nothing to write home about.

Mark Woods is the cover lad and obviously one of the studio’s favorites. He thinks very highly of himself. Much too highly, but he is cute. He cums on the lens.

The duos begin with Nathan and Seth. Nathan is in navy whites. Seth is really quite suckable and fuckable. Nathan once out of uniform is also quite humpy. Seth’s dick is very hard when Nathan fishes it out to go down on it. It’s irritating to have flashbulbs pop during their scene. (It’s the sign of a cheap studio when they don’t take separate still photos.) It's also a bit distracting to hear someone in the background dying of emphysema. I get really turned on though when it’s Seth’s turn to suck dick. He seems to love cock. Even after Nathan gets a condom, Seth leans over for a few more sucks and then takes the condom from Nathan to roll it over Nathan’s upstanding cock. He sits down on the cock for a bouncy ride. (A helping hand enters the frame to hold the cock as Seth sits on it.) What gives added zest to the scene is that a flip-flop occurs with Seth giving Nathan a vigorous missionary fucking. After Nathan’s cum pools onto his belly, Nathan scoops it up and swallows it down.

The last scene is the other duo. This one features good-looking Brian Patrick Johnson (who looks a bit like a young Samuel L. Jackson) and Jeff Fuller. A straight newcomer here for his first blowjob from a guy. He’s very lucky because Brian is damn good. Unfortunately—and it’s a big unfortunately—this studio has a guy behind the camera who fancies himself as a great wit and raconteur. He chatters on in the most irritating way . Here is an example. When Brian takes out Jeff’s limp dick our dim wit remarks, “Are you sure you’re from Florida? That looks like a Texas dick. Yuk, yuk.”
It doesn’t help matters that Jeff smokes a cigarette while Brian is demonstrating the fine art of fellatio. Poor Brian is fucked in more ways than one.

In short, this has one good solo and one good duo. It could have had a second good duo if there had been someone silent behind the camera.