Rodeo Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/26/2006

If you’ve seen Brokeback Mountain you know that Jake Gyllenhaal’s character Jack Twist had a scene where he tried to come on to another rodeo rider and was rudely rebuffed. This pre-condom film now reissued onto DVD shows that Jack was simply at the wrong rodeo. In this film directed by Kennith Holloway (Yep, Kennith is the way he spells it) the cowboys are more than willin’.

Holloway liked to give his films a plot knowing that if we get involved with the characters we’re more into their sexual encounters. In this little opus Blake McDonald, a cute young guy with dark curly hair and lips that were made to suck a dick, bids farewell to his horse and heads off to see the rodeo.

Hitchhiking, he’s picked up by Michael Christopher. Michael was not handsome by any means. His face had a sort of squashed look as though he had been roller-skating on the highway and collided with the back of a bus. But when Michael removed his clothes he had considerable charms. He had a fine muscular physique and a very big cock that got awfully hard. Michael tells the young hitchhiker that he is on the way to a different rodeo where he is to be a contestant. “I’d love to see you ride,” Blake says suggestively.
They stop for the night and we find the two in separate sleeping bags. Blake had noticed Michael groping himself in the van. As Michael’s sleeping bag has peeled back to show precisely what Michael had been groping, Blake gets all hot and bothered. Close-ups of Michael’s slowly hardening cock and Blake licking his lips build the tension. Blake starts playing with himself. The apparently sleeping Michael does the same. When Michael’s major attraction has reached its full potential and resembles nothing so much as a rocket ready to launch, Blake can resist no longer. Inching forward he tentatively licks and—finding no resistance—starts sucking the mammoth missile. “I been wantin’ for you to do that,” drawls Michael, no longer playing possum. Having secured permission, Blake now really begins working on that monument of flesh. Before very long we see Michael liberally applying grease to his imposing protuberance. He lifts Blake's legs onto his shoulders and fills his young friend’s hole. (Well, Blake said he wanted to see Michael ride.) Later, when it’s all over, Michael asks Blake if he would like to be his partner. Blake says he will seriously consider it. Michael tells him that if he agrees to meet him at a certain time and place.

There is a carny connected to the rodeo and we see Blake ogling the rides. We however go into a shed where two roustabouts having finished setting up are at a loss as to what to do now. It doesn’t take them long to find out. These are a couple of hot guys—Shawn Easton and Pierce Daniels. Shawn is a pretty hot guy. He may remind you of an attractive street hustler. He looks a bit like Heath Ledger’s Ennis so he may remind you of him. I find him very attractive. Pierce has a bushy western mustache and a three-day’s growth of beard. Both have hair on their chests. Pierce unbuttons Shawn’s shirt and starts licking down his hairy torso. Unbuckling Shawn’s belt he soon has Shawn’s cock covered in saliva. Shawn soon follows the same procedure with Pierce. Shawn is an excellent cocksucker. Pierce is a lucky guy. Pierce sits down on Shawn’s cock. It finishes up in a standing fuck. After each cums, they smear the spooge around on their glans. This fetish is repeated in other scenes so it’s probably a trademark of this director.

We then are given scenes from a real rodeo. In one of these scenes a rider has a horse not only throw him but fall on top of him. The injured rider is carried from the arena.

The next sexual encounter takes place in a motel. Tico Patterson.is the film’s most mature performer. Like Pierce he has a mustache. His open shirt as he lies on the bed smoking and drinking beer from a can reveals a lightly haired chest. There is a knock at the door. Tico utters the magic words “come in” and an angel appears. Well, it’s actually a young cowpoke, but he certainly resembles an angel. He is Ricky Turner and is one of the prettiest twinks to ever grace the realms of porn. Longish curly hair frames the face of a Botticellian beauty. As they would say in cowboy lingo, he’s real purty. If you are into daddy-son encounters, this scene is right up your anal alley. Ricky complains of sore muscles after his day of calf-ropin’ so Tico suggests giving him a massage. As Tico strokes Ricky’s beautiful young body, Ricky reaches up to caress Tico’s chest. “Don’t start nothin’ you can’t finish,” he warns the adventuresome lad. It looks as though Ricky may have bitten off more than he could chew (or rather suck) when Tico’s imposing manhood comes into view. Tico has—to put it mildly—a huge cock! Watching little Ricky sucking on the gigantic cock is like watching a garter snake attempting to swallow an anaconda. I’m concerned for Ricky when Tico gets the kid to lie on his belly on the bed, his pert young ass open to invasion by that monstrous monument to Priapus. But take it Ricky does. The huge cock insinuates itself between those unblemished buns like a rope though the eye of a needle. Although Ricky is eventually on all fours and then getting fucked in a standing position, I was longing to see him impaled in the missionary position; but that was not to be.

After each has cum, Tico tells Ricky about the men’s room at the rodeo where there is a glory hole. So that’s where we head next. (No pun intended.) John Rock is seated expectantly on a toilet stroking his big uncut cock. John has a heavy foreskin that doesn’t recede completely behind the glans. Dwan—the mustachioed hirsute hunk on the cover—enters to piss. Dwan doesn’t have hair on his chest and belly. He has fur. He notices the glory hole and John’s inviting finger. Dwan inserts his cock though the hole and into John’s greedy maw. After a bit, he tells John to put his ass against the hole as he intends to fuck it. John concurs and Dwan licks the hairy hole. This brings John out from the cubicle where he and Dwan suck one another’s cocks. It is not Dwan who fucks John, however, it is Dwan who bends over for the big uncut cock to search his innards. At this juncture Ken Rogers enters to fill Dwan’s other end. In addition to fucking Dwan, John reveals yet another interesting talent—the ability to suck his own cock. Bending over he takes the head into his mouth. When it's time to jack off, John once again bends over, sucks his own cock, and licks the spurting cum from his cockhead.

We then watch more rodeo footage. (Too much in fact.) After which we find Blake waiting at the appointed spot for Michael. “Well,” Michael asks hopefully. “Will you be my friend, my buddy, my partner, my…lover?” With Blake’s affirmative answer, they climb into Michael’s van and ride off into the sunset.

Had Jack Twist known these cowboys he would have died a happy man.