Cum Eating Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/26/2005

The full title of this 60-minute opus is CUM EATING WITH ALAN GREGORY. Now the reason I watched this is because I have a thing for Alan Gregory. He has curly blond hair, blue eyes, bee-stung lips that are just made for cocksucking, a small bit of chest hair (when he doesn’t shave it) suckable tits (are they ever) a nice cock, and pretty feet. He reminds me of a guy I acted with on stage my first year of college that I was very attracted to but too chicken to do anything about it. Maybe that’s why Alan Gregory has such an appeal for me, eh, Dr. Freud?

Anyway here is Alan in the opener telling us he’s about to get down on his knees, suck off eight studs, and eat their cum. Then the studs appear one by one telling us what we already know, that they are about to get their cocks sucked. They are: hairy Eric Evans, hunky Joe Romero, Jack Surf, Chad Connors, Kris Anthony, Adam Collins, Amando Del Valle, and Jade. Only Chad Connors makes an ass of himself by saying some poor slob is going to get down on his knees and eat cum. Chad is also the only one who uses the cliché “suck that dick” when Alan is blowing him. Chad tries much too hard to present a macho image, and it’s hypocritical and annoying. When he began in this business he was a little pussy boy, giving up his ass to all comers. (Should that be cumers?) Then he went off to the gym and blew himself up like a poisoned dog. Now he pretends to be a straight gay-for-pay asshole.

Alan does have variety in the cocks he sucks. Both Joe Romero and Amando Del Valle have removed their pubic hair so Alan doesn’t get any hair in his mouth when he sucks their dicks. And Adam Collins has a Prince Albert in the head of his penis so Alan has to take care not to chip a tooth.

After all have had a good suck they line up one by one and jack off into Alan’s mouth. Much of the ejaculate misses the gaping orifice, but Alan always does some oral cleaning on the spoogy cocks afterward.

The film ends with Alan lying on the floor jacking off onto his belly. The last cum he eats is his own. There are scads of previews of other SX films to flesh out the DVD.

This is a must if you are an Alan Gregory fan like me, or if you like to see people eat cum. The studs are attractive but we just watch cocksucking for 50 minutes or so and cumming for maybe 10. Of course, it doesn’t promise any more that that.

Since I have the hots for Alan, I am concerned that he has begun living dangerously by appearing in several bareback videos for this studio. (His scene with Jack Surf in L. A. LOVERS BAREBACK is a real turn-on though.) Still, I worry. Don't let it give you any ideas.