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Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 67 movies with Tim Von Swine rating these videos the highest.
Sperm Receptacles 6
(4.5 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Totally Unprofessional 3
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Jerkoff Material
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
POV Pervert 18
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Jerkoff Material 11
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Elastic Assholes 12
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)

Reviews of Tim Von Swine Movies (67)

Boxcover for POV Overdose 4
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike John, Kimberly Kane, Tim Von Swine, Jada Stevens, Adrianna Luna, Veruca James, Zoey Monroe, AJ Applegate, Carter Cruise
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/6/2016
Previews: Previews
POV Overdose 4 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 6/6/2016:
A compilation of POV scenes taken from the Mike John/ Tim Von Swine collection of excellence that's been assembled in their last few years of producing porn. Some of the best girls in porn have set themselves up at the Beer Chateau these past several years with Mike and mostly Tim capturing them in action. Well worth picking up if you don't already have these separate titles already in your collection. The girls and the movie title get identified before each scene which is very helpful. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Big Tit Overload (Jules Jordan)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Tim Von Swine, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Liza Del Sierra, D. Snoop, London Keyes, Krissy Lynn, Lizz Tayler, Adrianna Luna, Chloe Taylor, Siri Dahl
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/5/2015
Previews: Previews
Big Tit Overload (Jules Jordan) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 8/3/2015:
A new compilation title of scenes Mike John and Tim Von Swine have shot over the last several years and it was good to hear Mike's voice in some of the scenes here as the shooter and of course the Pigman himself Tim Von Swine also captures some action. The girls name and movie title the scene comes from appear on your screen before the action starts. This certainly helps those who might want to pick up the actual title as you might have another fave or two in the cast for it. [read the full review]
Boxcover for POV Pervert 18
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sarah Vandella, Vicki Chase, Morgan Lee, Virgo Peridot
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/24/2015
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 18 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 10/7/2015:
Mike John still has his name above the title but this is the Tim Von Swine show. He has a good time shooting in POV style and gets some sexy babes to visit his house and get naked. Nice work if you can get it! Vicki Chase, Sarah Vandella, Morgan Lee and Virgo Peridot are the girls who will get anally pounded in this one! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 6/23/2015:
The latest in the POV Pervert series and Tim brings over some impressive babes to the Beer Chateau including Morgan Lee, Virgo Peridot, Sarah Vandella and Vicki Chase. Tim manages to hold the camera steady while capturing the hottness before him and even hits each and every girls ass in this for some anal love. Plenty of POV footage of course from the fucking to the girls taking care of his cock 'n' balls. Highly recommended for the cast assembled as well as the action Tim manages to capture. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 12
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel, D. Snoop, Dahlia Sky, AJ Applegate, Tony Martinez, Noelle Easton, Yhivi, Karlee Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/30/2015
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 12 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 1/10/2016:
Jerkoff Material 12 is from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions, and is directed by T. Von Swine. The DVD is presented in widescreen and runs 2 hours and 43 minutes. Special features include a 30 minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List, Web Access, and trailers for other movies. The five scenes show off some women I havent seen before, and Yhivi is particularly adorable but theyre all nice jerkoff material. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/27/2015:
Tim Von Swine returns with his latest edition of Jerkoff Material. He has four scenes on this disk and it covers over 2 and 3/4 hours. Surprisingly, Tim only gets laid twice in this one. He's losing his touch! LOL. AJ Applegate, Dahlia Sky, Karlee Grey, Noelle Easton and Yhivi will all cause us to jerkoff! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/6/2015:
A new release from Tim Von Swine that brings you a nice cast of babes to enjoy. Lots of good blow bang action here and there is fucking too. Tim includes himself in two of the scenes keeping Yhivi after class for some POV action and the finale has him putting life and cock on the line to take on two busty ladies, Noelle Easton and Karlee Grey. Tim once again delivers the goods with this latest release. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Boobaholics Anonymous 10
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Scarlett Skye, Karlee Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 12/26/2014
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 10 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 2/9/2015:
Tim Von Swine directs this disk that celebrates big, natural, round, soft breasts. He has four girls on this disk, a couple of which are new to me. He has Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Karlee Grey and Scarlett Skye. These girls have very nice assets and, even though they're young, they know how to use them! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 1/2/2015:
The latest in the Boobaholics Anonymous series and Tim Von Swine recently picked for the AVN Hall of Fame captures four busty babes for this latest edition. The first couple of girls do us right adding some self nipple licking in on the early tease before the action moves on to the POV sucking 'n' fucking. Tim is there with the solid visuals this series is known for which is plenty of boobage! Natural tit fans who enjoy POV along with the titty shots should certainly check this one out. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Peep Show 5 (Jules Jordan Video)
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Anthony Rosano, Tim Von Swine, Veruca James, Amirah Adara, Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/12/2014
Previews: Previews
Peep Show 5 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 3/26/2015:
"Mike John's Peep Show 5" from Mike John productions and Jules Jordan video is another fun one for the fans great opening scene from Amirah who happen to be the only one who does anal here, but follow with three scenes that have a lot of energy from the girls, if you happen to be a fan of the series this one is for you, if you're not is a good one to start on, good getter middle of the road. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 12/3/2014:
Tim Von Swine is a long-time director in adult erotica who produces some top flight porn! He gets it that porn is something you are supposed to jerk off to and you don't need all the fancy set-ups and all the bells and whistles that some directors like to show off. He just gets hot chicks that like to fuck and let them do what they do best. Veruca James leads the cast in this one which also includes Brooke Wylde, Amirah Adira and Loni Legend. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 11/14/2014:
The latest from Tim Von Swine and it's a solid four girl show featuring Loni Legend, Veruca James, Brooke Wylde and Amirah Adara. Miss Adara is the only one to do anal and she gets nailed by Mr. Sean Michaels. Timmy shows up twice taking on Brooke and Loni in the finale. In both cases he manages two pig blasts!! Lots of good POV footage here from the teases to the girls giving head. The normal scenes with Sean and Anthony Rosano featured a lot of good head as well from the two girls. Solid action and you should expect nothing less from a Von Swine show. [read the full review]
Boxcover for POV Pervert 17
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Serena Ali, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert, Carter Cruise
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/22/2014
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 17 review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 12/3/2014:
"Mike John's POV Pervert 17" from Mike John Productions is a well constructed flick that will please the many fans of Mike and Tim's work, I know he doesn't have the flattest belly but not many of us do as well and in a POV type of movie can add the feeling of being there, Jodi Taylor is easily my Favorite follow by Carter Cruise, who win the second to Casey who didn't lose it, just happen to be a photo finish, get your copy now. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 10/10/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and it's a return to a popular line, POV Pervert which hits #17 with this edition. Four more babes hit the Beer Chateau for a little fun and games with Tim's hog. Plenty of pov emphasis here from the butt tease to the girls giving head and onto the fucking both vag and anal of which there is a lot captured. A few gapes here and there though nothing for a long time. You have one anal creampie and more than enough cum is tasted by the girls before the scene is done. Every girl does anal in case you are curious plus the front cover points that out. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 10/2/2014:
The POV master, Tim Von Swine, returns with his latest volume of shooting sexy ladies at his Chateau. He has a good cast in this 4-scene disk, the Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert and Serena Ali. I believe three of these girls are new to Tim so I hope the old man can handle them! LOL. I'm very interested in seeing Carter and Jodi work in this series! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 11
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sheena Ryder, Maddy O'Reilly, Ava Dalush, Nora Belle, Candice Dare
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/21/2014
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 11 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 8/17/2014:
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this 2-disk collection of chicks that will get you off. Dare I say that this might be the best series in porn history? I mean, consistently, this is a top rated disk no matter what volume you are talking about! Tim has a great cast in this one including Maddy O'Reilly, Candice Dare, Emma Snow, Sheena Ryder and Ava Dalush. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/26/2014:
The latest in the Jerkoff Material series. Spread out over the course of two discs Tim Von Swine employs a fine cast of ladies to tease 'n' please. A nice mix of anal too in this one and you had mostly swallowed pops with a little trace of facial as well. Tim also works in a couple of cream pies in this one when he was up to bat. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Elastic Assholes 12
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, London Keyes, Maddy O'Reilly, Casey Calvert, Savannah Fox, Luna C. Kitsuen
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/23/2014
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 12 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 7/15/2014:
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this latest installment of his all-anal series. He has a nice cast lined up in this one including Maddy O’Reilly, London Keyes, Casey Calvert, Luna C. Kitsuen and Savannah Fox. Tim is a fantastic POV director and he has some talented asses to work with here! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 6/29/2014:
The latest release from director Tim Von Swine and it brings us a new installment in the Elastic Assholes series. So you know that means lots of good hard anal sex. With a cast featuring London Keyes, Casey Calvert and Maddy O'Reilly you know that will be worth watching.Tim keeps two of those girls for a little POV fun allowing Sean Michaels to have his way in some IR fun with Miss Casey Calvert. Tim has a third scene in this one with the busty Luna C. Kitsuen while Savannah Fox makes a return visit to the chateau to have a little DP party with Mark Zane and Ike Diesel. Lots of anal as I said plus some dp action too in the one scene. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Totally Unprofessional 3
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky, Veruca James, Layla Price, Savannah Fox
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/23/2014
Previews: Previews
Totally Unprofessional 3 review summaries:
JK Reviews'
review from 5/24/2014:
Director/performer Tim Von Swine has always flown the flag for the common man, but nowhere more so than with this release. Swine represents a majority of male porn fans in that he's over 40 and overweight, and yet, puts himself in the action and shows again here why he should be there. These 5 scenes are hot because we get to see people who are simply enjoying one another. The girls enjoy their time with Swine because he treats them right, and the sex is enjoyable. Frankly, what else can you ask for? [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 5/4/2014:
Tim Von Swine takes over the unprofessional duties from the AWOL Mike John in the 3rd volume of this series. This is a little departure for Tim as this 3-hour+ feature isn’t totally shot in POV. He has a couple of tripods set-up around the room so he can capture all the action. Besides that, he has an incredible cast in this one including Veruca James, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky (the artist formerly known as Bailey Blue), Layla Price (the artist formerly spelled as Laela Pryce) and Savannah Fox. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/29/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and this time he is doing double duty shooting camera as well as supplying the cock for these girls to play with. Each scene is solid working in POV fucking'n'sucking along with Tim going in front of the camera to lay pipe to these babes. He is familiar with pretty much all of them as they have visited the Beer Chateau before. You also get anal in every scene and in keeping with the double theme Tim gives each girl two loads. A solid release. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise The Load 9
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D. Snoop, Eric John, Jennifer White, Chad Alva, Mia Rider, Maddy O'Reilly, Ana Foxxx, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel, Chase Ryder, Nora Belle
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/19/2014
Previews: Previews
Praise The Load 9 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 7/14/2014:
Praise the Load 9 from Jules Jordan video is presented by Mike John and directed by T. Von Swine. This is a two disc set, with disc 1 containing 4 scenes, and disc 2 containing the final 2 scenes, as well as a 43 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. This is a good entry in the series, with many of the girls taking cock deep down their throats. Theres a bit of fucking thrown in, but mostly its lovely women doing blow-bangs, sucking as much cock as they can before getting their faces plastered. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/12/2014:
Tim Von Swine presents a 2-disk collection featuring 6 babes who each participate in 4-man blowbangs. Of course, Tim being Tim, he has to get his nut off twice in this one! LOL. Don’t blame him, actually! He has a nice cast in this one but I’m most excited to see Maddy O’Reilly make her long awaited debut at the Chateau. Jennifer White, Chase Ryder, Mia Rider, Ana Foxxx and Emma Snow round out the cast. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 3/26/2014:
The latest in the blow bang series from director Tim Von Swine. Praise the Load is the name and we have six girls spread out over two discs who tease us, then please us taking on four dicks apiece in their respective scenes. Tim has a couple stay after school for a little teacher/ student conference, lol. This adds some sex into the mix along with one more load for the girls. You have first timers here along with absolute lovers of blow bangs- see Maddy O'Reilly's scene for that. Very easy to recommend for fans of blow bangs. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Load Almighty 2
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Darryl Hanah, Chastity Lynn, Emma Heart, Andy San Dimas, Tatiana Kush, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/19/2014
Previews: Previews
Load Almighty 2 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 3/19/2014:
The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 2/25/2014:
A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 10
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Missy Monroe, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Tommy Pistol, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kitty Bella, Violet Monroe, Zoey Monroe, Alana Rains, Jenna Ivory
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 1/22/2014
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 10 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 2/24/2014:
Tim Von Swine returns with his exceptional series now in its 10th volume. Even though the title card says Mike John Productions, make no mistake, this is a Von Swine masterpiece. He has 6 scenes here featuring some bodacious babes. Some of them get banged twice even! There are blowbangs, anals, DP’s, swallowing, creampies…most everything is covered in this 2-disk collection! Zoey Monroe and Alana Rains headline the cast but this one also features return appearances from Missy Monroe and Violet Monroe! Plus, if that isn’t enough, it also features a young blonde newbie who I had the pleasure of interviewing a couple of weeks ago in Jenna Ivory. So sit back, grab some tissues and get ready to jerkoff! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 2/5/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine who brings a good cast together for Jerkoff Material 10. This features the return of Missy Monroe who gets last scene honors and she does anal! In fact you get some nice anal in several scenes here. Spread out over two discs you get some fine action including 2 on 1 scenes and some solid dick sucking throughout and mostly facial pops or swallowed loads. Very easy to pick up if you're a fan of what Von Swine's been releasing these last few years and that's been some solid smut fans. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Varsity Virgins
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, John Strong, Lee Stone, Tim Von Swine, Lexi Belle, Pike Nelson, Rebecca Blue, Vanessa Cage, Ella Milano, Victoria Rae Black, Mae Olsen
Studio: Hustler
Release date: 11/26/2013
Varsity Virgins review summaries:
dawg69's
review from 11/13/2014:
Yawn! I was looking forward to seeing big Pike Nelson laying down the wood on these thin cuties. But Pike (who is usually hit & miss, despite having an enormous cock), can't get a full erection! [read the full review]
Boxcover for POV Pervert 16
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Zoey Monroe, Kat Dior, Layla Price, Chase Ryder
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/20/2013
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 16 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 12/13/2013:
Tim Von Swine takes over the controls of this series from the absent Mike John. That shouldn’t be a disappointment to anyone since Tim is a great pornographer in his own right! He is Mr. Everyman, meaning that a maturity of people watching this product probably look more like him than they do Manuel Ferrara. LOL. I know I do!!! Anyways, he has a great cast here to play with including Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova and Kat Dior. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/9/2013:
A new POV title from Tim Von Swine and it's the POV Pervert line which hits #16 with this installment. Five more girls to visit the Beer Chateau for some fun times. Tim gets in some good close tease shots leading then to some solid head and pussy banging. There is substantial anal in this one too with one scene featuring two anal cream pies while the others were facial/ open mouth finishes. Tim doesn't break the POV wall beyond showing his lower area and of course his cock. The energy was good from the girls making this an easy recommendation. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 11/21/2013:
Tim Von Swine takes the reigns of Mike John's award winning POV series, and does so with all the skill one has come to expect from him behind the camera. Chase Ryder is the only girl who doesn't give up the ass, and Kat Dior turns out a great scene taking not just one, but two anal cream pies. Add in great anal scenes from Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova, and Laela Pryce and there's plenty to like here sexually. The technical aspects are also very nice for POV porn and there's some very nice care put into the extras. As one has come to expect from Mike John Productions, this one's well worth your hard earned money. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 13
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Veruca James, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Alana Rains, Ike Diezel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/25/2013
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 3/10/2014:
If you want anal, DPs, and cum eating, this should be a must buy release. Each and every girl turns out two cum swallowing scenes and there's great chemistry from start to finish. Add in well done technical aspects and a great behind the scenes featurette and this becomes yet another release that shows why Tim Von Swine deserves a heck of a lot more attention than he ever receives. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 10/9/2013:
Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DP’s and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I don’t know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swine’s efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/25/2013:
The latest entry in the No Cum Dodging Allowed line which reaches a Baker's Dozen here with #13. Tim Von Swine brings four ladies over to the Beer Chateau for some fucking 'n' sucking ending with the women taking all the cum and swallowing it. In addition to the fine oral action captured here you have each girl adding some fucking as well including anal and in some cases double penetration. Von Swine also gets lucky in this one, a few times getting his cock sucked and also analizing them before blasting off the pig sauce for them to consume. If you've seen the series before this one fits in nicely as each girl did her part and thankfully so did the studs filling them up with jizz. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Boobaholics Anonymous 9
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike John, Tim Von Swine, Tessa Lane, Whitney Westgate, Mya Lushes, Noelle Easton, Chrissy Nova
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/26/2013
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 9 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 10/29/2013:
This is a great big tit POV release. Tim Von Swine and Mike John has assembled a great cast of all natural big tit beauties, and the girls show off plenty of personality as well as turning out some great sex scenes. The technical aspects are well done, and the behind the scenes featurette is well done and adds nicely to the overall release. This one's definitely worth the purchase. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/7/2013:
Calling all big boob fans!!! Tim Von Swine (with a cameo by Mike John) is here to satisfy all your needs! He has 5 scenes with some newer girls but all have them have giant racks! The cute and sexy Tessa Lane is probably the most well-known of the big breast brigade but all of them will suddenly give you a desire to go motor boating. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 8/26/2013:
The latest release from Mike John and for the first time in a while the man himself appears in the title actually performing/ shooting one of the five scenes. Tim Von Swine handles those duties in the other four scenes and you have five busty ladies here ready to show off their boobs and these are some nice natural racks boys 'n' girls. The title is also all POV so the focus remains largely on the girls here with just a part of the guy in the shot, basically their hard cock! Plenty of titty fucking to go along with the fucking and the prime shot here as you'll find out had the girls rocking back allowing their tits to really move about while they rode. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 6
(4.5 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Adrianna Luna, Veruca James, AJ Applegate, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/26/2013
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 6 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
review from 4/18/2015:
Ive always been a big fan of oral cumshots and Mike John, and this was once one of my favorite series. But, to tell you the truth, I didnt always watch the sucking and fucking, and instead went straight to the cumshot recap. For me, theres nothing more romantic than viewing beautiful babes who lovingly swallow their mans delicious seed. Hooray. Im no expert, but Ive included my own suggestions for fixing this series. I would urge you, Jules Jordan Video, to take the essence of this satisfying franchise, mainly the generous cum swallowing, and not the other stuff, and move forward. This series looks and feels dated. I can barely watch anything but the cumshots. And that shouldnt be. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 7/17/2013:
A top notch girls with cum on their faces/in their mouths release. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 7/8/2013:
Tim Von Swine recycles this series after about 4 years. The premise is simple, the girls blow 3 or 4 guys at a time and swallow their jizz down. He has a nice cast with AJ Applegate, Veruca James, Adrianna Luna, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives and Cameron Canada, a hot new blonde. Girls, I hope you have a good appetite! [read the full review]
All reviews of Sperm Receptacles 6
Boxcover for Elastic Assholes 11
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Tim Von Swine, Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kat Dior, Sasha Casey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/28/2013
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 11 review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 8/28/2013:
"Elastic Assholes 11" was a fun ride that have the good time feeling while getting the hot girls fuck in the ass, without the circus acts or the idea of getting the guy more attention than the girl who is the main character in the movie, for most of the regular fans, plenty of minutes in the BTS, [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 6/28/2013:
Tim Von Swine is an assman and we are all thankful for that! He shows us 5 anal sluts here that like taking a big dick balls deep in their bootys. Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kimberly Kane and 2 newbies are the cast in volume 11 of this series. Krissy has been an anal queen for awhile and AJ is making up for lost time. If you’ve never seen that big ass get plugged before, you’re in for quite a treat! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/26/2013:
A new anal show from Tim Von Swine that brings us a good cast of girls ready to display how elastic their ass holes are. Some newer talent here in AJ Applegate, Kat Dior and Sasha Casey with a couple more established girls in Krissy Lynn and Kimberly Kane. Tim is the shooter in all five scenes as well as the dick in three of them. Tom Byron and Sean Michaels make single scene appearances so the ladies are well taken care of in this release and anally fucked real good with a nice bit of A2M too mixed in. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 8
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Lea Lexis, Tara Lynn Foxx, Chad Alva, Veruca James, Gigi Loren, Abby Cross, Ike Diezel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/27/2013
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 8 review summaries:
JK Reviews'
review from 4/21/2013:
This out time , I'm looking at Praise the Load 8 , the latest in this series which focuses on blowbangs, brought to you by director Tim Von Swine , and Jules Jordan Video. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/16/2013:
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present their 8th volume of this popular series in which hot babes are smothered in cum. Actually, Mike John doesn’t appear at all in this edition so it’s mostly about Von Swine. They have some nice babes here to participate in blowbangs including Veruca James, Tara Lynn Foxx, Abby Cross and Gabriella Paltrova. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 4/8/2013:
The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 9
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Ashli Orion, Juelz Ventura, Veruca James, Marica Hase, Chi Chi Medina
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/3/2012
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 9 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 12/31/2012:
Mike John’s 9th volume of babes providing material for us to jerk off to is upon us. Actually, Mike’s name is above the title but I haven’t seen him around in any of his releases lately so Tim Von Swine is at the helm again. The spectacular Juelz Ventura is the headliner in this volume which also includes Ashli Orion. This has been a great series and I usually take the titles’ advice to heart. LOL. [read the full review]
JK Reviews'
review from 12/27/2012:
Jerkoff Material 9 is the latest from Mike John Productions and Jules Jordan Video. Solid release here. Juelz Ventura has really upped her game during 2012, and it shows here during this royal ass pounding. Veruca James is a great newcomer, if she sticks around 2013 could see some great things from her. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/3/2012:
A new title from Mike John productions with Swine shooting all the scenes featuring some girls you probably know- Veruca James, Ashli Orion and Juelz Ventura plus a couple of newer girls- Marica Hase and Chi Chi Medina. Swine starts off with some small chatter with the girls along with some tease footage before unleashing the mopes on them plus in two scenes, Marica & Veruca he fucks them after the blow bangs are done and with Veruca he also adds anal to the mix. Solid camera work and good energy highlight the scenes plus you have anal with Juelz as she takes on Mr. Pete in the opener. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Racially Motivated 4 (Jules Jordan Video)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Tim Von Swine, Lee Bang, Jacky Joy, D. Snoop, London Keyes, Aryana Adin, Alex Chance, Leah Luxxx
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/5/2012
Previews: Previews
Racially Motivated 4 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 12/20/2012:
Director Tim Von Swine takes over the directing duties of Mike John’s Racially Motivated 4. Tim is a good director and when he’s behind the camera, you know he’s going to get some in at least one scene and in this one, he gets two lovely black ladies to work with. The 3 other scenes are of the interracial sex that we are used to…white women with black men. And the white women featured here are the sexy London Keyes, Jacky Joy and Alex Chance. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Kelly Shibari Is Overloaded
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Kelly Shibari, Jake Standish
Directed by: Kelly Shibari
Release date: 9/19/2012
Previews: Previews
Kelly Shibari Is Overloaded review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 10/3/2012:
This is a great release for any fan of BBW's who want to see them expand their horizons. Kelly does a very nice job through a blowbang as well as her first anal, DP, DPP, and finishes things off with both vaginal and anal cream pies. The technical aspects are pretty impressive when one considers the fan interactive level, and there's some very nice effort put into the extras. This one's worth checking out and should open some nice doors in the future for BBW porn. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Boobaholics Anonymous 8
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Lizz Tayler, Alia Starr, Beverly Paige, Britney Young, Siri Dahl, Amber Cox
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/27/2012
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 8 review summaries:
JK Reviews'
review from 3/1/2013:
Hey everyone , I'm back with a review of Boobaholics Anonymous 8 from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/23/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine team up for Volume 8 of this series that celebrates big, natural boobs. Lizz Tayler is the headliner in this one but you might also enjoy Siri and Britney Young who I have witnessed in a couple of other DVD’s. Expect a lot of titty tease, titty fucking and hot sex when Mike and Tim have a camera in their hands! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 8/27/2012:
A new entry in the Boobaholics Anonymous line with five more big busty babes ready to show off their fun bags and you have one more in the bonus scene making six all told or 12 BOOBS!! As for the male talent you have a good mix with Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Michael Stefano and hell even Tim Von Swine whips out his cock to please this nice looking cast of hotties. Lizz Tayler might be the name most recognize but it's a good cast with a couple of the girls, Siri and Alia Starr on the main title that just have massive tits. The girl in the bonus scene also has huge knockers. Swine is very good with the boobage during the teases, not as much self nipple licking as I would have liked to see but we get some. Britney Young in the first scene does a 2 on 1 so we got off to a hot start. No anal in this one but lots of good pussy pounding and there is some nice oral for the ladies here too as well as them reciprocating. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Elastic Assholes 10
(4.0 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sharon Lee [I] (Asian), Mr. Pete, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D. Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax, Sierra Sanders
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/25/2012
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 10 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 5/30/2013:
If you're a fan of anal sex with personality, this is definitely a release that's worth picking up. Tim Von Swine makes this a very friendly and enjoyable anal sex release from behind the camera while never toning things down. Leilani Leeane, Penny Pax, Sarah Shevon, Sharon Lee, and Sierra Sanders all give up the ass extremely well, and Swine captures it just as well. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's some solid effort put into the extras. This one's worth the purchase. [read the full review]
Roger Herraw's
review from 1/7/2013:
This was a very good anal dvd, I found the Penny Pax and Sierra Sanders scenes to be the hottest, but all the scenes are hot and very strokable. [read the full review]
Big Raider Fan's
review from 9/23/2012:
Elastic Assholes #10 is from Jules Jordan video, and directed by Mike John and Tim Van Swine. Its presented in widescreen and runs about 2 hours and 48 minutes. As you might guess from the title, this movie features women who like very big things up their ass. There are 5 scenes overall: 3 scenes are one on one, and two scenes feature more cock for the women. Theres decent interracial action as well. Special features include behind the scenes footage, a cumshot gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. Recommended if you love watching women take cock up their ass. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for DP Overdose
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Jada Fire, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Cindy Crawford, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Lee Bang, Adrianna Nicole, Kaci Starr, Hooks, D. Snoop, Tatiana Kush, Amy Starz
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 6/4/2012
Previews: Previews
DP Overdose review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 7/21/2012:
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine have filmed some of the nastiest, volcanic awesome porn in the industry over the past decade. This 2-disk compilation disk, covering over 5 hours of smut presents the best of the best. And he has some great looking horny babes to help him out including Keri Sable, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Byrne and Adrianna Nicole. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 7/13/2012:
Quickie review time as the title says it all; DP Overdose. [read the full review]
loverboy's
review from 7/6/2012:
Ten scenes over two dvds for a running time of about five hours. The title says it all, as if you watch it all in one sitting you WILL have an overdose! The scenes are basically all sex on a couch with lots of dp action in various positions. The only thing that changes is the cast of characters and a few setups. The ladies are identified before each scene begins, the guys are only listed in the end credits. Lots of the guys are same old-same old guys that were overused years ago and appear here in their old age! [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 8
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Mark Zane, Tiffany Doll, Tim Von Swine, Jessica Moore, D. Snoop, Tessa Lane, Liv Revamped, Monica Rise
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/2/2012
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 8 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 5/29/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine team up to present the 8th edition of this series. Jessica Moore is the only well-known name in this one, but the way Mike and Tim find talent I’m not too worried about it. This has been a consistently hot series and it usually lives up to its name. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/29/2012:
A new chapter in the series where you take a girl placing her in the middle of multiple cocks and allowing her to have at it. This involves lots of blow bang action which is awesome but also some good pussy fucking too and in one scene in this new one you also add in anal with Tim dipping his cock in Miss Tiffany Doll's French ass! Some big boobs in this one too with Jessica Moore and Tessa Lane appearing. The guys, Tim and Mike John, have come up with a very successful formula in this genre and keep finding girls to plug in and they have consistently yielded great results with this one continuing that trend. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 7
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dick James, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow, Adrianna Luna, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/26/2012
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 7 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
review from 4/30/2012:
This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/15/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna. [read the full review]
dandaman's
review from 4/4/2012:
Great job from Mike and Tim to get all this messy flick ( pun intended ), together, you can feel the chemistry between the crew. I like the way every girl praise the Load with her face full of protein. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 12
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/27/2012
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 8/20/2012:
Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 3/25/2012:
Mike John returns with his masterpiece series. As the title implies, Mike gathers up some babes and has them swallow many loads after a blowbang. He has a great cast in this one with Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow and Katie St. Ives [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 3/3/2012:
A new effort from Mike John taking us back to one of his best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. This time out we only have four girls but they all are very willing participants as you'll see. Anal for Jennifer White and Juelz Ventura who takes Sean Michaels in her butt! Lexi Swallow also has a very good scene in this and Katie St. Ives gets the balls rolling with her fine first scene. Well done and it keeps the series alive and hopefully it won't be two years before another volume comes out. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 7
(3.8 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sierra, Mike John, Chad, Sasha Sweet, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D. Snoop, Marie McCray, Jada Stevens, Adrianna Luna
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/19/2011
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 7 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 3/29/2012:
I will say that the girls are all hot; but sadly, Marie McCray is only taking on 1 guy, the same with Jada Stevens. Granted, Jada is doing an I/R scene, but when you open with Adrianna Luna doing 4 guys and Sasha Sweet doing 3 guys, one on one scenes with hot girls just don’t cut it. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 12/10/2011:
Talk about a fitting title! Adrianna Luna and Sasha Sweet indulge in some one-one action, and then strut their stuff with a blowbang. Out of the other three single scenes, Jada Stevens ends up geting her ass stuffed by Sean Michaels. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 11/13/2011:
Mike John returns with Volume 7 of this series. Jada Stevens leads the cast and the cover picture of her is fantastic. Mike is one of the top directors in the industry so I expect the heat and quality in this DVD to match his previous efforts. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Racially Motivated 3 (Jules Jordan Video)
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Tim Von Swine, Vanessa Monet, Chastity Lynn, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/29/2011
Previews: Previews
Racially Motivated 3 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Rico Shades'
review from 10/11/2011:
Racially Motivated 3 from Jules Jordan Video stars Katie St. Ives, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne and Vanessa Monet. The title is directed by Mike John and features a barrage of interracial scenes (traditional and reverse interracial). [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/25/2011:
Mike John, with his partner Tim Von Swine, bring us his third volume of the Racially Motivated series. It’s not only white babes taking a black cock, but black chicks fucking a white dude. I’m very interested in seeing Sarah Shevon in action because she’s impressed me her last few scenes. Vanessa Monet and Katie St. Ives are also present in this DVD. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Elastic Assholes 9
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Sweet, Mr. Pete, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Cassandra Cruz, Liza Del Sierra, Chad Alva, Jessie Volt
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/28/2011
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 9 review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 9/23/2011:
Considering this a Mike John presentation, I always tend to expect good product and I'm not dissatisfied the final product, all the girls do the trick and you really appreciate when they try to put out the best effort. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/20/2011:
Well folks, it’s time for another volume of girls stretching their assholes for our pleasure! Mike John (and his sidekick, Tim Von Swine) presents this latest edition starring an eclectic mix of babes. Liza Del Sierra, who has made quite an impression over the last couple of months), Kimberly Kane and Cassandra Cruz highlight this volume. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 9/9/2011:
Jules Jordan assembles a few ladies, to include French fornicators Liza Del Sierra and Jessie Volt, for a round of rump pumping which includes an IR scene, some POV action and yes, a bit DP somewhere in there. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for POV Pervert 14
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Sasha Sweet, Tim Von Swine, Liza Del Sierra, Sarah Shevon, Penelope Piper, Lizz Tayler
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 6/20/2011
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 14 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 10/10/2011:
Not surprisingly, Mike John strikes POV gold once again with the fourteenth installment of his award winning series. Lizz Tayler is nothing short of amazing, with Sarah Shevon and Liza del Sierra keeping up with her. Penelope Piper and Sasha Sweet also turn out great scenes with none of the action ever dropping near the average mark. The technical aspects are also very well done and the extras shine with about twenty minutes of great BTS footage. This is an excellent release. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 7/24/2011:
Mike John returns with his long running series. Mike has always been a good pornographer and brings out good action from his chosen performers. He has a gang of fairly new girls in this one but I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 7/16/2011:
You know that saying wish you were here? In porn, the POV genre certainly gives that phrase some real meaning. With POV Pervert 14, Tim Von Swine, Erik Everhard and Mike John film themselves fucking ladies like Sara Shevon, Liza Del Sierra and Lizz Tayler, to include four anal scenes. (Except for Lizz). [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 6
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dana DeArmond, Liza Del Sierra, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Lizz Tayler, Chad Alva
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2011
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 6 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 9/28/2011:
Praise the Load 6 is the 6th installment in this blowbang series from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John. Six hot women, Liza Del Sierra, Chastity Lynn, Dana DeArmond, Lizz Tayler, Lily LaBeau, and Sarah Shevon, show off their cocksucking skills and love of semen in 3 hours and 30 minutes of penis worship and loads of jizz. Special features include behind the scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. The movie is shot in widescreen. Great if you love blowbangs! [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 6/25/2011:
There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 6/18/2011:
Director Mike John gives us porn fans a half-dozen scenes where some fine porn vixens, such as the French fox Liza Del Sierra, the vivacious Dana Dearmond, or the modelesque Lily LaBeau, services an assortment of guys until they drain their cocks onto the womens faces. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 7
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Chloe, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives, Ayden Blue, Reece Ryder
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/21/2011
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 7 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 5/10/2011:
One of my favorite Mike John series and it’s up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now it’s back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 4/26/2011:
And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time) [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 4/20/2011:
A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 6
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, Alanah Rae, Jennifer White, Lily LaBeau, Chad Alva, Jynx Maze, Mia Rider
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 3/31/2011
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 6 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 4/18/2011:
I guess in concession to the recession, Mike John has gone from his usual 2-disk sets down to one disk for his masterpiece series. He makes up for it by having an outstanding cast including Jynx Maze, Jennifer White and Alanah Rae. The feature lasts almost 3 hours and 43 minutes, so you are still getting the bang your buck with this release. [read the full review]
picman's
review from 4/18/2011:
Mixing POV, blow bangs, and conventional sex, Mike John gives us a fun set of scenes with some very hot women. Current passions Lily Labeau and Jynx Maze lead the way, but strong scenes by Alexis Lee, Jennifer White, and Alanah Rae keep the quality high throughout. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 3/29/2011:
A new Mike John attraction and the cast here is good led by Jynx Maze and Lily Labeau. Alanah Rae's in the house too with those huge knockers and we get anal from Jennifer White along with Jynx opening up the backdoor-- both girls nailed by Tim Von Swine! Mike's great with the POV shots as is Swine when he's shooting and you add in Erik Everhard for a couple scenes and the mopes for an appearance or two and it is a fun show. [read the full review]
Boxcover for POV Pervert 13
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Erik Everhard, Mike John, Tim Von Swine, Charley Chase, Baby Cakes, Alia Janine, Aleska Diamond, Jynx Maze
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 2/21/2011
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 13 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 4/3/2011:
A new installment in the popular POV series from Mike John and he has a couple buddies help too chiefly Tim Von Swine who supplies the lumber in the opening scene with Jynx Maze as well as the closer with Charley Chase so needless to say Tim got very lucky. Not to say Mike didn't as he had two strong scenes with Baby Cakes and Alia Janine- she does some excellent self nipple licking/ boob sucking in her tease. Erik Everhard gets the other scene with Aleska Diamond who also opens up her backdoor as did Jynx for Tim in the first scene. Plenty of POV highlights here and easily recommended for fans of the series. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 5
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Baby Cakes, Joe Blow, London Keyes, Lou Charmelle, Gracie Glam, Jessie Volt
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/15/2010
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 5 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 8/19/2010:
Lets get right to the point with the Q & A! What is the title? Jerkoff Material 5. Is it Jerkoff Material? Yes, definitely! So its truth in advertising? Duh, its called Jerkoff Material! Director? Mike John. Past track record for Jerkoff Material? Proven track record. Length? 3 & ½ hours over two disks. Hot girls? A bevy of beauties that perform penis pudding production proficiently! Really, hot girls? Look at the cast, its the always adventurous London Keyes doing I/R then taking on a bunch of guys and getting that pretty Asian face covered in cum. Gracie Glam also delivers a killer performance taking several shots to her mouth and also to her face before getting cleaning up and doing another guy. Sara Stone, another personal fave does a great POV scene and is rewarded quite nicely for her efforts. Other girls; Lou, Baby Cakes, and Jessie also deliver admirable efforts but my faves are London, Gracie, and Sara. Camera style? POV and regular. Pluses: Director does a great job at doing what he does. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
review from 8/19/2010:
The wonderful people at Jules Jordan video provide a half dozen scenes (a few in POV, and others in regular view), sporting things like the occasional cream pie, a pair of mini-blow-bangs, some IR action and even a bit of anal sex to tempt porn-viewers everywhere. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 8/2/2010:
Mike John returns with his great series. He never fails to produce a winner and brings out good performances in most of his features. This one has Gracie Glam and London Keyes headlining it and they usually bring their A games so they might not need his direction. But the combination should be something to remember! Lou Charmelle Lou is an attractive French brunette with glasses and she turns Mike on by speaking the language of love. She lifts up her dress and starts playing with her pussy and you can tell shes already wet. She starts sucking Mikes cock and deep throats him almost immediately. She teases the cock with her mouth and Mike has to stop her a couple times to slap his dick. Mike fucks her pussy in mish to get her warmed up, then slips it in her backdoor in doggie. After Lou does some taste testing, Mike fucks her ass in mish. She must be tight because he cums all over her stomach. That doesnt deter Mike, however, as he goes back to fucking her ass. He takes her pussy in cowgirl and doggie before he cums in her mouth for his second pop. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Sperm Overload 3
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Tiffany Mynx, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Rayveness, Steve Holmes, Scott Lyons, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Roxy Jezel, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, James Deen, Jason Horne, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Tim Von Swine, Ace, Rebeca Linares, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Gorgus Drae, Joey Lawford, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Manuel Labor, Faceblaster, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Mark Furious, Wade Hardman, Bobbi Starr, Hooks, Prodigy X, Rick Kane
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 6/17/2010
Previews: Previews
Sperm Overload 3 review summaries:
Rosco Fuj's
review from 8/4/2010:
Im a little late to the party with this review, but suffice to say the title Sperm Overload 3 is dead on truth in advertising. This compilation disk from Mike John covers 2 disks and features 11 girls and over 100 blasts of baby batter into and onto the mouths of the lovely cast. I mean seriously, just look at the girls and its a regular gonad goo gallery of the great goo gulpers in recent porn history; Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Chelsie Rae, Dana DeArmond, Gianna, Keeani Lei, Rayveness, Rebeca Linares, Roxy Jezel, Taryn Thomas, Tiffany Mynx. If none of these girls do it for you for the nastiest cumdrinking scenes, then you really need to be looking elsewhere for your porn. At the very least, the lightweight girls in this release only swallow 7 loads of cum. Annette and Chelsie clock in at roughly 20 guys apiece. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 7/24/2010:
You've seen this before, or should have. If you missed each of the source DVDs, then this comp will catch you up on some major blow bang action. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 7/21/2010:
Mike John makes some of the best cum swallowing movies in the business, so why shouldnt he put together a greatest hits of sorts? He has pulled some great scenes featuring Bobbi Starr, Tiffany Mynx, Taryn Thomas and Annette Schwarts so lets get to it! Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond From Bobbi and Danas Insatiable Voyage.James Deen leads 9 men in getting them psyched up to fuck the girls good. Meanwhile, in the other room, Bobbi is fucking Danas ass with a toy. Dana returns the favor and opens up Bobbis ass. The girls enter the living room and start playing with their toys in front of the men, but its not long before the girls are getting every hole stuffed. Theres some nice hard cock sucking and furious riding in this scene. Good performances by both beauties and they swallow every drop with some sexy cum swapping at the end. The guys work up second helpings for them with some nice DP work and cum in a large bowl for the brunettes. They share the contents of the bowl and work very, very well together. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 5
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/20/2010
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 5 review summaries:
GS500's
review from 6/13/2010:
This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 5/29/2010:
The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/20/2010:
We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans. [read the full review]
Boxcover for No Cum Dodging Allowed 11
(4.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Mike John, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Cassandra Calogera, Andy San Dimas, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 3/29/2010
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 11 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 4/13/2010:
I’m a little slow to the party with my review of No Cum Dodging Allowed #11, but I’ll offer up the following excuse; I was watching Andy San Dimas’s scene repeatedly. I’ll repeat, I was watching Andy San Dimas’s scene repeatedly. That being said, there are already 3 in-depth reviews for this release already, so no real sense in typing other another full review. I’ll confirm everything else that’s been said. This release is a winner through and through. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 4/12/2010:
Mike John returns with his exception series featuring lovely ladies who can’t swallow enough cum! Mike has assembled another solid cast that I can’t wait to see in action. It includes Carolyn Reese, Andy San Dimas and Sara Stone. So let’s see what this one has to offer. After all, these ladies are thirsty and we mustn’t keep them waiting! [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 4/10/2010:
Since I'm not such a huge fan of swallowing (except in my private life), I'm rating this higher than I would for myself, because I know there are guys out there who crave the big swallow load scenes, and this release delivers. Plus which, it deserves props for serving up some of the best titties in the biz. And I am a boob man. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Boobaholics Anonymous 6
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Rachel Love, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Jessica Moore, Baby Cakes, Angelica Raven, Kitty Bella, Sierra Skye
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/28/2010
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 6 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 2/21/2010:
Mike John is back with volume 6 of his boobaholics series. Large, beautiful, luscious titsdoes it get any better than this? Jessica Moore Jessica is out by the pool doing some stretching and bending. Mike captures the action perfectly but almost immediately asks her to pull out her tits. Nice, natural titties that shake and jiggle. She has me practically hypnotized as she sways those babies back and forth! LOL. She gets naked and lies in a poolside chair and plays with herself. Steven French is her costar today and he walks outside, worships her breasts, and oils her up. After some finger fucking outside, they go inside for Jessica to show off her oral skills. Steve fucks her in spoon and then gets her ass ready to receive him in mish. He fucks her pussy in cowgirl, then her ass in doggie and reverse cowgirl. He fucks her pussy in mish, titty fucks her and then sprays his load all over her breasts. Baby Cakes Mike zooms right in on the black girls tits to open the scene. She takes them out and then shakes them back and forth. She gets naked and she has a big ol booty. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 1/30/2010:
Mike is back with another awesome big boob flick and he's got some great girls here with Sara Stone, Sierra Skye among the notables but wait for Baby Cakes's scene. She does the best self boob play of all the girls, just amazing licking/ sucking to her nipples during the tease as well as while being nailed. Rachel Love appears too in a pretty good bonus scene with Mike who manages two pops! Tim Von Swine's here too getting some action with Sierra Skye so her fans should look for that. An easy pick up for fans of Mike John's work. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 4
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Jessica Moore, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Vanessa Leon, Sierra Skye, Piper Brady, Delilah Darling
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/21/2009
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 4 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
review from 4/10/2010:
Why do we watch porn? Because we think it might provide us some ... well, some "jerkoff material." Which is why I watched "Jerkoff Material #4," first because it's porn, second because it's produced by people known for turning out some hot stuff, and third because it figured (with a name like that) to provide some jerkoff material. So much for modern math. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
review from 3/14/2010:
Mini review time as it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to repeat exactly what two other reviewers have said about Jerkoff Material 4. I will say this; I disagree with both of the other reviewers as far as this being only 4 star. It’s at least 4 & ½ starts on the strength of the cast alone. Starting in on the title, it’s definitely truth in advertising. Instead of making up some silly name, Jerkoff Material is an apt title. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 3/13/2010:
Mike John, being the nice guy he is, put some scenes down on a disk in order for us, the American male, to, um, jerkoff to! On behalf of all red-blooded males, Mike, I thank you! [read the full review]
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Boxcover for POV Pervert 11
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike John, Avy Scott, Tim Von Swine, Evie Delatosso, Andy San Dimas, Jessica Bangkok, Katie Cummings, Sierra Skye, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 12/7/2009
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 11 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 12/6/2009:
Another stellar effort in this POV series from Mike John with Tim Von Swine pitching in for one scene, he gets to take on Andy San Dimas. So many hotties in this one and they all seemed to have big titties. Lots of good POV head here in a few different positions. Mike was enjoying himself quite a lot too, the girls on more than one occasion had to slap his dick so he wouldn't cum early. An easy purchase for fans of the series. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Daddy Gets Lucky
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rick Masters, Jay Crew, Tim Von Swine, Joe Blow, Ashley Belle, Heidi Brooks, Alexa Jordan, Jaelyn Fox, Laila Mason, Harley Valley
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 11/24/2009
Previews: Previews
Daddy Gets Lucky review summaries:
Skyhawk69's
review from 12/4/2011:
Older gents picking up younger Sluts in the streets/bar. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Praise the Load 4
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/13/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 4 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
review from 11/25/2009:
Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop? [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 11/11/2009:
Here we go, porn fans, it’s Mike John’s latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so let’s get to it. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 10/16/2009:
Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Sperm Receptacles 5
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Natalie Norton, Cali Couture, Amy Starz, Sammie Spades, Katie St. Ives, Alix Amillion
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 9/8/2009
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 5 review summaries:
Rosco Fuji's
review from 9/3/2011:
I’m going to defer to the comprehensive reviews already posted on ADT for Sperm Receptacles 5 and just offer up a quickie confirmation of everything that’s been written already. One only needs to look at the names involved in this release to know it’s worth getting; Katie St. Ives when she was a newbie with short hair, former Hillary Clinton intern Sammie Spades, babe Cali Couture, Jessica Bangkok, a couple others, and directed by Mike John. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 9/11/2009:
Mike John returns with part 5 of his Sperm Receptacle series. He has a lineup of 7 babes who love taking multiple loads of cum down their throats. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 8/29/2009:
Another strong flick from Mike John and co. This one centers on the good ole blowbang and we have seven young ladies on hand to take on the mope squad. The guys work in a little pussy licking too with a few of the girls-- but it is their show so the dick devouring was top priority and in that respect this one rocked it. There was some struggling with the first few girls to down the jizz but they did it. Some titty fucking was worked in and Amy Starz does some rimming in her scene and after when she takes on the Swinemeister! An easy pick up for blowbang fans. The loads were strong and the girls don't miss much! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 3
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Rachel Love, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mike John, Aurora Snow, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Avy Scott, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Aiden Starr, Hooks, Evie Delatosso, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 7/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 3 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
review from 9/3/2009:
Jerkoff Material 3 from Jules Jordan Video is directed by Mike John. Mikes been putting out some good releases lately, and this is no exception. The lovely ladies (Katie St. Ives, Avy Scott, Evie Delatosso, Rachel Love, Aiden Starr, and Aurora Snow) suck and fuck like theres no tomorrow. The 2 disc DVD set is presented in widescreen, with decent chapter stops. Extras, which are on disc 2, include a 53 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. A great jerkoff DVD - highly recommended! [read the full review]
Jake Blade's
review from 8/20/2009:
Mike Johns is a spanker, so he has a fair idea of what those who self stimulate in the pale moon hours use for inspiration. In Jerkoff Material 3 you can expect a grouping of scenes all worthy of dedications when the lights are out and no one else is home, and with Mike John and Tim von Swine on the job those that make love to their hand have no need to fear as rivers of fresh material continue to flow long and wide. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 8/4/2009:
Mike John’s latest entry for Jules Jordan. I saw volume 2 and it was hot. I’m sure Mike can match the intensity and deliver another winner. Doesn’t he always? [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 3
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/18/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 3 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 6/16/2009:
Mike John’s latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 6/6/2009:
Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/16/2009:
Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Jerkoff Material 2
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rayveness, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Cassandra Calogera, Emma Heart, Jessica Bangkok, Oklahoma, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 3/2/2009
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 2 review summaries:
McGarrett's
review from 4/18/2009:
Volume 2 of Jerkoff Material features Rayveness, Jessica Bangkok, Emma Heart, Oklahoma, Charlotte Vale, and Cassandra Calogera. [read the full review]
nvs'
review from 4/13/2009:
Mike John delivers six sexy ladies in which he presents as jerk off material. These girls are very much of a jerk off quality. Spread over two discs, these girls will not disappoint. Sit back, kick back, and jerk off upon viewing. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 3/24/2009:
Mike John’s latest and it promises some hot women that you’ll for sure want to jerk-off too. Mike has produced some great porn over the last decade and this should be no different. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Jerkoff Material
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Suave, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Rucca Page, Naomi Cruise, Claire Dames, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Virginia Want, Rane Rivere
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 11/17/2008
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 11/10/2013:
So this is where this exceptional series from Mike John and Tim Von Swine got its start! This 2-disk collection features 7 women getting nasty and swallowing their well-earned rewards! Kristina Rose, Claire Dames and Chayse Evans headline the cast in this set that is sure to get you off more than a few times! [read the full review]
lordish's
review from 2/5/2009:
The title of this video, Jerkoff Material is EXACTLY what this wonderful video is. The seven scenes consist of 2 blowbangs plus short POV segments(Rucca Page, Naiomi Cruise). Then two straight POV's(Virginia Want, Rane Rivere) and three straight fucks (Chayse Evans, Kristina Rose and Claire Dames. Claire and Rucca surrender their fundaments to their swains. There is also a very long and very funny BTS segment with Rucca (pronounced Roo-Ka) and Tim Von Swine. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 11/15/2008:
We have another super effort from Mike John here with the capable assistance of his sidekick Tim Von Swine-- actually both men get in on the action here too, lucky them as the hotties are just that in this one, hot with big boobs, big asses and a healthy appetite for all things dick!! Sprinkle in some anal here and there with plenty of face busting blowjobs and you've got a recipe for success. Claire Dames and Kristina Rose were particularly good in this but each girl really gives a strong accounting of themselves here, an easy purchase recommendation for fans of Mike's work. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Boobaholics Anonymous 4
(4.2 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Tim Von Swine, Charley Chase, Whitney Stevens, Riley Evans, Cassandra Calogera, Erika Vution, London Keyes
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 10/13/2008
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 4 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 7/4/2014:
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present another volume of girls with great racks! These girls were blessed and I am eternally grateful for that! Charley Chase, Riley Evans, Whitney Stevens, Cassandra Calogera, London Keys and Erika Vution bring the mammories and we are left to watch. That’s fine by me! [read the full review]
Gof's
review from 1/3/2009:
If you love pretty girls, particularly brunettes, with large, natural racks, then you will be in clover with this release from Mike John. The scenes varied a little in quality, with not all the scenes having the necessary intensity, but Rileys performance helped to cement her position for me as one of 2008s best new anal babes, and the energy evident in the final two scenes made for a strong finish to the film. I would have preferred to have another anal scene in there, perhaps with Whitney Stevens, to have provided a little more nastiness, but in the end this is a breast movie and not an ass movie. In conclusion then, this is a really good boob movie, with great looking girls and no genuine boobaholic should be without it. [read the full review]
barrettman's
review from 11/24/2008:
Big breasted babes being beautifully boinked . And the boobies here are all NATURAL, all the time....yay ! Losta juggs a jigglin' & slippery, shiny baby oilage upon the breastesses . Finest fuckage ? Definitely the treat of seeing Riley Evans enjoying rectal rogering . Sweeeet . [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Praise the Load 2
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 2 review summaries:
Zorge's
review from 12/30/2008:
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
review from 11/3/2008:
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/6/2008:
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Racial Tension 2 (Jules Jordan Video)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Steve Holmes, Suave, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Keeani Lei, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Natasha Nice
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/21/2007
Previews: Previews
Racial Tension 2 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 4/27/2007:
This is a very solid interracial flick from Mike John. There's limited storyline here but it's concise and handled very well not getting in the way of the sex which is the main reason for watching right! Solid turns here from Chelsie Rae, Marie Luv, and Annette Schwarz. The war between Sean Michaels and Tim Von Swine plays out one more time and we end with the promise of Vol. 3 so stay tuned! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Tim Von Swine's Black and White
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Naomi, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Isabel Ice, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Candace Von, Tee Reel, Barbie Cummings
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/31/2006
Previews: Previews
Tim Von Swine's Black and White review summaries:
Hell Mutt's
review from 1/4/2008:
This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white. [read the full review]
ai no corrida's
review from 8/23/2007:
There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win! [read the full review]
picman's
review from 2/19/2007:
Black and White Prologue It's been a while since I've seen anything by Tim Von Swine and this title is one from his short lived stay with Shane's World. It's an all interracial affair that encompasses both bm/wf and wm/bf action. Lots of anal is promised, and no doubt delivered, considering Jada Fire and Isabel Ice grace the cover. They're joined by Candace Von, Naomi and Barbi Cummings. Let's see if the porkmeister caught them all on good days. Von Swine trains his camera on Naomi who tells him she's going to have anal sex today. He reminds her that it's interracial anal sex, but it's all the same to her. She shows off her prodigious ass, which is even more striking than when she first appeared on the scene because the rest of her body is shrinking. Sean Michaels waits patiently in the background. Her teacup titties get pulled out for perusal and Von Swine asks her to masturbate. She rummages around in her panties and Sean closes the gap to a rising Naomi, who writhes in his arms as she rubs her butt in his crotch. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Backseat Bangers 9 (Pink Visual)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Gino, Kris Knight, Ben, Pink, Dani Woodward, Corina Taylor, Justin Magnum, Tim Von Swine, Tatianna
Studio: Pink Visual
Release date: 9/19/2006
Previews: Previews
Backseat Bangers 9 (Pink Visual) review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 6/6/2009:
This is a nicely done public sex release. The scenes are simple, but nicely shot and with good chemistry. There isn't a single scene that drops close to the average level, but I think Pink and Dani Woodward turned out my favorite scenes. The technical aspects are pretty average, but when one considers the conditions the movie was shot under it shows some good care. The extras, unfortunately, are pretty bare bones and hold the release back slightly. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Oral Supremacy
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/19/2006
Previews: Previews
Oral Supremacy review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 11/20/2013:
Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 9/21/2006:
At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/15/2006:
Ok porn fans here's a new one from the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. It's an all bj title with a sprinkling of sex mixed in. Some of you probably remember the Cum Glazed series he shot not to long ago so you know what to expect, pretty girls, 3-4 cocks and lots of dick sucking. No huge production numbers, just knob polishing with a facial/ mouth pop to close it out, let's see what Tim and the gang came up with. Riley Shy: The artist formerly known as Bambi leads it off and she's already got a group of guys fondling her body as Tim's camera finds her. Our director is an easy going guy, doesn't force the action and let's events flow pretty smoothly. Riley is gamer, gambler, and a cocksucker we learn in the chat before the bj's. The dicks are out and ready but Swine wants to show us everything Riley's got from her tits to her ass. Finally our lady is let loose and I was glad to see the bj style was slower rather than just flat out gagging though she does enough of that but at least I saw some slower sucking which is more my style I like to seea bj shot in. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Racial Tension (Jules Jordan Video)
(4.2 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Gianna Michaels, Carlton Banks, Marie Luv, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Sierra Sinn, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Tee Reel, Kaci Starr, Mysti May
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 5/15/2006
Previews: Previews
Racial Tension (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 10/19/2015:
I'm going in the wayback machine with this one to a classic release from Mike John and Tim Von Swine. This 2-disk collection is almost 10 years old with some classic ladies from the past including big booty beauty Naomi, black sexpot Marie Luv and giggly voluptuous Mysti May. The Mike John porn factory is at their peak here and this should be a volcanic volume! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/26/2006:
Ok fans time for a few words about this Mike John title which I think was his first but I'm a bit late to the party with his new stuff for Jules Jordan Video. This one seems to have a bit of a storyline which has been covered quite well in other reviews so I'll stick to commenting on the performances. This is a two disc set so I'm expecting a lot of good action and the cast along with Mike's steady cam make me think we'll enjoy what we see providing you're into interracial and if you aren't then I'd suggest a different title. Naomi: We get this racial tension dvd off to a fine start with probably the ASS girl of the year and that is Naomi. You geet some great rubbing all over that perfect ass of hers. They're outside so you get some sunlight coming down but there's no mistaking the breathtaking ass attached to Naomi's body. She's taking on two studs here and we get some early action to her ass while Naomi gets the other cock stuffed down her throat. I liked the occasional shots of porn valley below, made me miss being there, lol. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 7/25/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 261min. (169 min. on the first DVD and 91 min. on the second DVD) Production Date: 4 / 8 / 2006 Director: Mike John Cast: Gianna, Kaci Starr, Marie Luv, Mysti May, Naomi, Sierra Sinn, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Faceblaster, Frank Black, James Deen, Kyle Stone, Lee Bangs, Lefty LaRue, Mark Zane, Mike Hash, Mr. Marcus, Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, Tone Capone, Tony Eveready, Tim Von Swine (extras only), and Jules Jordan in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: After hearing plenty about Mike John, I finally checked out his POV Pervert 5 and Teenage Spermaholics 3. Both really impressed me, and leave me really looking forward to seeing what he does here! Initial Reaction: It's pretty darn hot, but not always my thing. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Gauntlet, The
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Ivana, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Joanna Angel, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Maya Hills, Nollie, Roxy Deville, Jenni Morrison, Monica Morales
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Release date: 2/14/2006
Previews: Previews
Gauntlet, The review summaries:
Dawg69's
review from 5/21/2018:
Weak start in scene 1, but hold tight as it gets better, and better! Lexi Belle swallows a lot of swapped-cum! [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 4/5/2006:
A novel new series by Vince Voyeur, you have three main girls going through a sexual gauntlet like the title says. That is, when the scene is done, her job isn't done as she goes towards another scene full of new cocks waiting for her. Maya Hill POV scene (with Vince) Jenni Morrison (a), Tee Reel, and Jon Dough Blowbang w/ Lefty Larue and two white guys Nollie (now known as Lexi Belle) Ivanna & Alias (bj only) Ivanna (a), Kyle Stone, and Steve French Two white guys (bj only) very quick creampie POV scene with Tim Von Swine(?) Chelsea Rae POV bj with Vince (?) (aborted sex) POV with Erik Everhard POV (bj) with Swine (?) b/b/g (a, dp) with Erik Everhard & Steven French blowbang with 4 black guys All three main girls are new to my eyes. Well technically the same with the two supporting girls, Ivanna and Jenni. I've met Maya in person before ever seeing her on video. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Young Tight Latinas 9
(2.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Dulce, Brad Baldwin, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Nikki Nievez, Marquetta Jewel, Neveah, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/26/2005
Young Tight Latinas 9 review summaries:
picman's
review from 4/11/2006:
Prologue In the ever compartmentalized world of porn, there's a niche for everybody and everything. Latina women have an ever growing category, and on a personal note, have long been some of my favorite people to know and socialize with. Sweet, fun and fiery, with some old world attitudes about men and women. Devoutly Catholic, yet sexually free. I like them, and so, apparently, does Tim Von Swine, who gets to helm this video. The absolutely luscious body of Nikki Nievez graces the cover, and amongst the cast is Marquetta Jewel, whose fabulous rear is creating a stir these days. I've seen Dulce tame Mandingo, and my girl Victoria Sweet has been relegated to a bonus scene. The other chiquitas must be en fuego for that to happen, so let's see. The video opens up with the striking looking Dulce sitting on a couch and wearing purple undies. She tells Von Swine that she's a mutt composed of Mexican, Egyptian and Peruvian. [read the full review]
Ryder7's
review from 12/5/2005:
I had a much longer review but when I tried to Edit it, it got lost. I just cant rewrite everything again over a flick I didnt care for...but I will try.. Featuring 5 scenes...2 with no ass fucking, all girls except one were shaved...the one who wasnt was unkempt hairy and not trimmed at all.. I didnt care for this..or Red Light at all. The girls are kinda "meh" in the body department. And seeing chicks with black and blues on their thighs, not to mention one with an angry ass pimple on her butt cheek didnt bode well for my stroking session. At one point a guy actually tells a girl to work on her cum swallowing skills!...another scene has a guy shoving his ugly ass big toe into a girls mouth..*gack....yet another has some guy who looks like he just got out of prison laugh when one chick swallows his cum..."she actually swallowed it!" he said... [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 11/10/2005:
Well here we have a title celebrating the spicy side-- Latinas!! I must confess to not knowing to many young ladies of this nationality making porn but I see some hotties here for sure led by Nikki Nievez who is gracing the cover for this. Tim Von Swine is the man behind the camera here so let's catch a few scenes this guy shot. Carmen Sancha: Well this girl is a personal fave of Tim's I believe as he's shot her a few times and even used her in a bts boner footage so you know he's liking what he see's here. The scene starts with Carmen and her fingers having some fun caressing over her pussy. Tim lets the camera take in this young ladies body and she lets him know she's ready to be banged out!! Our young lady hails from our next door neighbor, Mexico. The two have fun talking while Carmen has fun with her body. Tim has fun touching her body some before our cocksmen is brought in and using a fine side shot we are treated to Carmen giving head. Sexwise you see this latina nailed doggiestyle, then it's on to mish, reverse cowgirl-- great shots here Mr. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Swine's P.O.V.
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Leah Stevenson
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Swine's P.O.V. review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 11/3/2013:
An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL. [read the full review]
MrHarvard's
review from 1/10/2009:
This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 12/31/2005:
Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Where's the Cum? 2
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Trinity Post, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Kelly Wells, Saana, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Brianna Love, Sara Stone, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/2/2005
Previews: Previews
Where's the Cum? 2 review summaries:
LSBReviews'
review from 11/8/2005:
Where's the Cum? #2 Produced 07/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 170 minutes Directed by: Tim Von Swine Starring: Saana, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Trinity Post, Kelly Wells, Carmen Sancha, Sara Stone, Brad Baldwin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Carlton Banks, Dick Nasty, Jason Horne, Lefty LaRue, Marcos Leon, Mark Furious, Tone"F.T.W." Capone, Kyle Stone and Tim Von Swine. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Gonzo Oral Where's the Cum? #2 is almost three hours and features seven girls blow banging several guys before swallowing multiple loads of cum. Most scenes begin with the girl chatting with director Tim Von Swine. He asks them some personal sexual questions and they talk dirty with their responses. The ladies then begin sucking cock, which includes plenty of deep throating. The girls don't get fucked, but the guys do play with their pussy's and there's some pussy licking. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/17/2005:
Well I just reviewed it's cousin over at RLD called Cum Glazed and here the ending is the girls swallowing the jizz instead of it glazing their pretty faces and that's the finish I like more having them gargle the jizz and then swallowing. Tim's brought a another fine group of girls along for the ride and rather than go scene by scene I'll just give some impressions of what I felt went on. The scenes again follow a similar pattern, the girls have a few words with Tim perhaps before the swinging cocks are brought before them. Some take on two maybe but I seem to recall most of the ladies taking on at least 3 cocks and to me that seemed like an ideal number though I think two maybe the best, no odd cock left out but then again the more the merrier so who knows eh! As for energy you can't top Kelly 'fuckin' Wells who just attacks the dicks put before her mouth and like another blond cockslut, Hillary Scott, we see Kelly's makeup smudged all to hell by scenes end due to the sheer force of the dicks slamming down her throat no less. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Where's the Cum?
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Bailey, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Veronica Jett, Joe Rock, Tim Von Swine, Tia Sweets, Jamie Elle, Alektra Blue, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2005
Previews: Previews
Where's the Cum? review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 6/2/2005:
Well this is a fun review to write for me as I join the 700 club with it,lol. This is a pretty good premise as the girls are on a holy quest to find the elusive elixir known as CUM. Tim Von Swine has brought together a fine group of ladies and I think all their searches will end succesfully, what do you think,lol. So let's get to it. Bailey: Leading off we have a very hot newcummer with some absolutely huge tata's. She's got some meat on her bones but everything balances out nicely creating a very appealing young lady. Bailey has fun answering all of Swine's queries and we learn this is only going to be a bj scene so no pussy/ ass work for our young girl. Swine does a nice job roaming the camera over this young ladies frame but when she whips out those funbags all my focus shifts right to them. Man those are some fine looking titties and yes she does lick her nipples for us. Moving on we soon get a cock for young Bailey and she shows herself to be very good at sucking cock. A nice balance of no hands head, gagging, ball/shaft licking, and her eye contact was good. [read the full review]
MisterNoGood's
review from 5/28/2005:
This oral gangbang movie is on the new red dvds made by Platinum X. Unfortunatly, there is still a small watermark in the corner of the screen throughout the movie. A few of my favorite girls are in this one, Hillary Scott and Kat, so I am looking forward to seeing it. Up first is a very pretty girl with big knockers named Bailey. After the interview, she gets to her knees and softly and slowly sucks on one guy until he jacks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls on her hands and knees to another room to blow a guy on a couch, and he ends up jerking off into her mouth and she swallows. She then crawls to another part of the house to find another guy to suck on. After an inverted bj, titfuck, ball licking, and cocksucking, he jerks off into her mouth and swallows. Bailey then crawls towards the camera and slowly sucks him until he jerks off in her mouth and she swallows. A great scene. Kat is next, a pretty girl with braces on her teeth, starts out by sucking one guy at a time, but soon there is five cocks pointing in her face. [read the full review]
Boxcover for 1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 6 (Red Light District)
(3.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Allison Wyte, Lisa Marie, Shai Lee, Deja Daire, Tim Von Swine, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/25/2005
1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 6 (Red Light District) review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 11/30/2005:
One in The Pink, One in The Stick #6 Get Ready for Stinky Winky Director: Tim Von Swine Studio: Red Light District Running: 140 min est. Genre: DP - Anal Release: February 2005 I can appreciate a good DP. But I have to admit that 1 on 1 with a kiss of anal will most likely always be my 1st choice. If you havent figured it out already there is a specific reason that this title was calling me. If the box didnt tip you, Ill tell you. Lisa Marie + Anal+ IR= Must See TV. This girl has a flawless natural figure and an ass that any straight man would crave. Scene Breakdowns: Lisa Marie With those wild wicked streaks in her hair, Lisa has never looked better. She has an ass like no other white woman I love and a big bright smile. [read the full review]
HeyNow's
review from 5/12/2005:
I like this series. And I like the name. Naughty but not overly nasty. Since I watched this title and one called She Takes Two (same genre) from New Sensations the same night and back-to-back it almost makes sense to compare Pink/Stink to it. Overall, She Takes Two is a superior product but Im still giving a favorable review to Pink/Stink. It does contain some great anal poking. But you have to take all the great action with the flaws skin flaws on the girls such as the dreaded ass pimples and some face pimples, razor bumps around the puss and on one girl, bruises. Combine this with average lighting and an average camera the product does not approach the beautiful visual look and appeal of a title like She Takes Two. (It actually seems like the camera here accentuates the color red which makes any blemish stand out more.) But enough about other titles and ass pimples and surely I have a trashy, shit encrusted butt that would be laughed at across the nation. Hairy too. Luckily my hinder doesnt need to pay the bills. My favorite scene is little Deja Daire. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
review from 4/15/2005:
Really basic premise guys: every girl in the movie gets one in the pink, another in the stink. A double penetration movie that features that freaking RLD watermark at all times. Lisa Marie satisfies the curiousity of anyone who ever wondered what Jenna Elfman looks like getting dp'd. Her interview with Von Swine is relaxed and funny and she shows the shocker hand sign more than once! Tee Real and John Strong get the pleasure of putting her in sexual agony. She's only done two dps in the past two years so she strains pretty hard. The first thing you notice about Deja Daire is the huge bruises on the side of her ass. Apparently the bruises come from some bondage scene she did. I automatically suspect Bono's wife. Otherwise she looks stunning. This was my favourite scene as she is well penetrated by Stefano and Ferrara. Okay, normally I love redheads and I love Crystal Ray and I personally knew a hot redhead named Allison White. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District)
(4.3 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 1/28/2005
Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District) review summaries:
CrashOverride's
review from 8/6/2007:
Barely Legal Starlets showing how much they love sperm. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 3/4/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2004 Director: Mike John Cast: Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Keri Sable, Sativa Rose, Alias, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Carlton Banks, Dave Hardman, Glue Gunn, Jake Malone, John Strong, Jon Dough, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, and Tone Capone with Tim von Swine in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This is my first Mike John movie. After all Ive heard abotu him Im not sure how I couldnt go in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: I can see why Mike John has as many fans as he does Who Should Watch It : Fans of barely legal girls, cumshots, and anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all facials The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video is much the same way. [read the full review]
picman's
review from 3/10/2005:
Prologue I have to be honest about this. Although there are some very cute teens in this video, there's one that made this a must see for me. Christy Lee. While Keri Sable is arguably the hottest teen in the porn world today, and quite deservedly, I have developed a fixation of sorts for Christy. Pairing her up with Steve Holmes under the auspices of a mega pervert like Mike John is just too good to pass on. This video actually has a little story behind it to unify the scenes somewhat. In the end, it's the performances that count and that's what we'll inspect. I'm sure that Mike will put all these teeny sluts through their paces. Von Swine owes some money to John Strong, a Russian gangster. He and his cronies come to collect, but Swine comes up short. The gang decides to take out the interest by fucking Kat, his daughter. She just happens to be up in her room masturbating, sticking a butt plug up her ass. Strong, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough go up to her room and carry her downstairs to her tied up father so he can view her defiling. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for 1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 5 (Red Light District)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Brian Pumper, Alex Divine, Brad Baldwin, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Jasmine Byrne, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/15/2004
1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink 5 (Red Light District) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 1/26/2005:
Well it's on to review #3 for the day and what is there to slip into the player but this nice 2 on 1 series from Red Light. I see my onscreen wife makes an appearance along with the gorgeous blond Holly Wellin who impressed at the Evil Angel booth this year and also Isabel Ice who made many friends I'm sure at Platinum's booth. Well they are here for this bit of anal and pussy loving along with Alex Divine and Jasmine Byrne so I say let's jump right in. Holly Wellin: We get going with some great shots of Holly crawling on a bed towards the camera, here tits already spilling out of her outfit. Holly also shows off her other areas of interest namely her bootie and some fingers make their way into both holes. You get lots of images of Holly here doing some fine boob caressing, some pussy play and this all serves to set us up for one good scene I hope. Holly is then interviewed briefly and we see those boobs come out to play again and some nice squeezing is done to those melons. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District)
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Talon, Kayla Marie, Luci Thai, Melissa Lauren, Ashley Haze, Patricia Petite, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel
Directed by: Mike John
Release date: 4/6/2004
Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District) review summaries:
DreamWeaver's
review from 5/31/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Teenage Spermaholics General Summary Theme All sex theme with internals and cum swallowing. Expectations If Teenage Spermaholics is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized sex scene with cum swallowing. General Impression A good DVD and an easy recommendation, especially for fans of Melissa Lauren. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 5/26/2004:
Well this title should get a rise out of a lot of you as it combines two essential elements of the porn periodic table!! You have a bevy of young or "teen" girls who suck'n'fuck leading to swallowed or facial pops, what's not to like! There are some real lookers here led by our covergirl Melissa Lauren so sit back find your favorite teen and get busy! Luci Thai: You get a bit of a set up to her scene but nothing earth shattering,lol. Luci comes on wearing jeans and a pink shirt which accentuates the bodacious ta ta's underneath! The screen then changes to Luci being surrounded by five cocks and from a perfect overhead shot we see her perform beautiful fellatio. Lots of eye contact, gagging, and some good tongue work. The boys don't forget her other holes and we watch Luci get drilled in several hot positions led by RC, Cowgirl, Spoon, and it's while in spoon the anal loving starts. Her ass is also tested in Cowgirl plus she's dp'd and Luci is turned around to RC where another dp is lensed. [read the full review]