Teenage Spermaholics 7 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  4/26/2011

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And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives!

Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time)

The Award for using one guy’s cum as lube to double handedly jerk off another guy into her mouth goes to: Chastity Lynn!

That’s all you really need to know about Teenage Spermaholics #7. This 5 scene facial/swallowing fest revolves around some inane back-story between Mike John and Van Swine. They kept trying to pull jokes on one another, IE bang the other’s girls or something like that. I don’t know. When it comes to directors/male talent getting involved like we care what is going on in their lives either real or fictiously, it’s the FF button for me. Bottom line though is that, excluding scene #2, all girls have at least 2 shots to the face. Katie and Chastity takes 3 and Chloe takes 4.

Gracie Glam: Very cute and energetic and handles her two guys quite nicely. I’ve seen her a few times but she’s always been in the background compared to her co-stars in my experience. Here, she’s front and center, and closes out her scene with two excellent shots of sack sauce that just hangs on her mouth and chin. While she has her mouth open at various times when the DNA is flying, very little of it actually gets in her mouth, and if it does, it’s quickly expelled onto her chin. Excellent.

Ayden Blue: Cute newbie from Florida with only 3 credits to her name and it shows. She puts on a good performance, but clearly out of her league compared to her co-stars. Ayden only takes one shot of penis pudding into her mouth before swallowing. This is a filler material scene that would have been perfect in a “New Girls” type of release.

Chloe Reece Ryder: Another new performer with only 5 credits, but she has an incredible rack, so it works out nicely. She’s quickly handling 3 guys with ease. Toss in some tit fucking into the overall action and Chloe’s ready for her protein blast. Looking into the camera she says, “I need some cum in my mouth!” The guys let fly and she swallows the first 3 batches en mass. A forth guy pops in and delivers a final serving shot in POV. Great job.

Katie St. Ives: Super hot and super cute, especially with cum all over her face. I love her little giggle and the way she says to the guys: “Are you guys going to make me eat a lot of cum like back in the day?” Katie’s sporting a nice little muff above her pussy that’s neatly trimmed. After the 3 on 1 fucking, the first two guys make a mess of her mouth and chin which she swallows and also drools down onto her tits. She rubs the DNA onto her tits like she was moisturizing, getting them nice and wet for the camera. A third guy steps in and covers the rest of her face. Personally I would have liked him to contain his blasts to her mouth, but there’s always that one guy that has to cum on a girl’s forehead. By far the best scene of the bunch.

Chastity Lynn: I love the nastiness of this cutie. On one hand, she’s so cute, but on the other, this is one dirty girl. This cutie easily handles the 3 guys she’s taking on. Nice body display as she’s riding in RCG. When it’s time for Chastity to become the receptacle that’s part of the title, she strokes the first guy off onto her tongue. Nice sized load also. Chastity then takes some of the cum in her mouth and uses it as lube when she’s stroking off the next guy into her mouth. Very nasty on Chastity’s part. For the last guy, Chastity looks up into the camera and talks real slutty for us, the viewing audience, while another guys strokes it off into her mouth.

Pluses: Gracie, Katie, and Chastity, take a total of 8 cumshots. These are very nasty girls. Katie definitely looks the best with all that cum on her face. Chastity uses cum as lube.

Minuses: Way too much “in” joking between the guys. No anal amongst the girls. Most of the cum ends up in Chastity’s mouth versus on her face. Ayden’s scene isn’t that great.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 10 for all the pluses listed above.

Is it worth it? Definitely worth it for Gracie, Katie, and Chastity.