Adult DVD Talkers have reviewed 67 Tim Von Swine porn movies rating these videos the highest:
Reviews of Tim Von Swine Movies (67)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike John, Kimberly Kane, Tim Von Swine, Jada Stevens, Adrianna Luna, Veruca James, Zoey Monroe, AJ Applegate, Carter Cruise
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/6/2016
Previews: Previews
POV Overdose 4 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
A compilation of POV scenes taken from the Mike John/ Tim Von Swine collection of excellence that's been assembled in their last few years of producing porn. Some of the best girls in porn have set themselves up at the Beer Chateau these past several years with Mike and mostly Tim capturing them in action. Well worth picking up if you don't already have these separate titles already in your collection. The girls and the movie title get identified before each scene which is very helpful. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2016:
A compilation of POV scenes taken from the Mike John/ Tim Von Swine collection of excellence that's been assembled in their last few years of producing porn. Some of the best girls in porn have set themselves up at the Beer Chateau these past several years with Mike and mostly Tim capturing them in action. Well worth picking up if you don't already have these separate titles already in your collection. The girls and the movie title get identified before each scene which is very helpful. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Michael Stefano, Tim Von Swine, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Liza Del Sierra, D. Snoop, London Keyes, Krissy Lynn, Lizz Tayler, Adrianna Luna, Chloe Taylor, Siri Dahl
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/5/2015
Previews: Previews
Big Tit Overload (Jules Jordan) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
A new compilation title of scenes Mike John and Tim Von Swine have shot over the last several years and it was good to hear Mike's voice in some of the scenes here as the shooter and of course the Pigman himself Tim Von Swine also captures some action. The girls name and movie title the scene comes from appear on your screen before the action starts. This certainly helps those who might want to pick up the actual title as you might have another fave or two in the cast for it. [read the full review]
review from 8/3/2015:
A new compilation title of scenes Mike John and Tim Von Swine have shot over the last several years and it was good to hear Mike's voice in some of the scenes here as the shooter and of course the Pigman himself Tim Von Swine also captures some action. The girls name and movie title the scene comes from appear on your screen before the action starts. This certainly helps those who might want to pick up the actual title as you might have another fave or two in the cast for it. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sarah Vandella, Vicki Chase, Morgan Lee, Virgo Peridot
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/24/2015
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 18 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Mike John still has his name above the title but this is the Tim Von Swine show. He has a good time shooting in POV style and gets some sexy babes to visit his house and get naked. Nice work if you can get it! Vicki Chase, Sarah Vandella, Morgan Lee and Virgo Peridot are the girls who will get anally pounded in this one! [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2015:
Mike John still has his name above the title but this is the Tim Von Swine show. He has a good time shooting in POV style and gets some sexy babes to visit his house and get naked. Nice work if you can get it! Vicki Chase, Sarah Vandella, Morgan Lee and Virgo Peridot are the girls who will get anally pounded in this one! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest in the POV Pervert series and Tim brings over some impressive babes to the Beer Chateau including Morgan Lee, Virgo Peridot, Sarah Vandella and Vicki Chase. Tim manages to hold the camera steady while capturing the hottness before him and even hits each and every girls ass in this for some anal love. Plenty of POV footage of course from the fucking to the girls taking care of his cock 'n' balls. Highly recommended for the cast assembled as well as the action Tim manages to capture. [read the full review]
review from 6/23/2015:
The latest in the POV Pervert series and Tim brings over some impressive babes to the Beer Chateau including Morgan Lee, Virgo Peridot, Sarah Vandella and Vicki Chase. Tim manages to hold the camera steady while capturing the hottness before him and even hits each and every girls ass in this for some anal love. Plenty of POV footage of course from the fucking to the girls taking care of his cock 'n' balls. Highly recommended for the cast assembled as well as the action Tim manages to capture. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Tee Reel, D. Snoop, Dahlia Sky, AJ Applegate, Tony Martinez, Noelle Easton, Yhivi, Karlee Grey
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/30/2015
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 12 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
Jerkoff Material 12 is from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions, and is directed by T. Von Swine. The DVD is presented in widescreen and runs 2 hours and 43 minutes. Special features include a 30 minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List, Web Access, and trailers for other movies. The five scenes show off some women I havent seen before, and Yhivi is particularly adorable but theyre all nice jerkoff material. [read the full review]
review from 1/10/2016:
Jerkoff Material 12 is from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions, and is directed by T. Von Swine. The DVD is presented in widescreen and runs 2 hours and 43 minutes. Special features include a 30 minute Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List, Web Access, and trailers for other movies. The five scenes show off some women I havent seen before, and Yhivi is particularly adorable but theyre all nice jerkoff material. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine returns with his latest edition of Jerkoff Material. He has four scenes on this disk and it covers over 2 and 3/4 hours. Surprisingly, Tim only gets laid twice in this one. He's losing his touch! LOL. AJ Applegate, Dahlia Sky, Karlee Grey, Noelle Easton and Yhivi will all cause us to jerkoff! [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2015:
Tim Von Swine returns with his latest edition of Jerkoff Material. He has four scenes on this disk and it covers over 2 and 3/4 hours. Surprisingly, Tim only gets laid twice in this one. He's losing his touch! LOL. AJ Applegate, Dahlia Sky, Karlee Grey, Noelle Easton and Yhivi will all cause us to jerkoff! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new release from Tim Von Swine that brings you a nice cast of babes to enjoy. Lots of good blow bang action here and there is fucking too. Tim includes himself in two of the scenes keeping Yhivi after class for some POV action and the finale has him putting life and cock on the line to take on two busty ladies, Noelle Easton and Karlee Grey. Tim once again delivers the goods with this latest release. [read the full review]
review from 4/6/2015:
A new release from Tim Von Swine that brings you a nice cast of babes to enjoy. Lots of good blow bang action here and there is fucking too. Tim includes himself in two of the scenes keeping Yhivi after class for some POV action and the finale has him putting life and cock on the line to take on two busty ladies, Noelle Easton and Karlee Grey. Tim once again delivers the goods with this latest release. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Steven French, Mark Zane, Claire Robbins, Tee Reel, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Sarah Shevon, Mia Rider, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax, Veruca James, Alana Rains, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 1/26/2015
Previews: Previews
DP Overdose 2 review summaries:
All reviews of DP Overdose 2
Big Raider Fan's
DP Overdose 2 is from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John productions. The action is directed by T. von Swine & Mike John. This is a 2 disc compilation set, with the scenes coming from other Jules Jordan titles. Disc 2 contains the special features, which include the cast list, photo gallery, cumshot recap, and web access. If youre a fan of Jules Jordan videos, you may already have a lot of these scenes, but if you havent seen them, all of them are good, with hot women who know how to get down and nasty. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2015:
DP Overdose 2 is from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John productions. The action is directed by T. von Swine & Mike John. This is a 2 disc compilation set, with the scenes coming from other Jules Jordan titles. Disc 2 contains the special features, which include the cast list, photo gallery, cumshot recap, and web access. If youre a fan of Jules Jordan videos, you may already have a lot of these scenes, but if you havent seen them, all of them are good, with hot women who know how to get down and nasty. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine and Mike John presents a 2-disk compilation disk of some of their best DP's. They have assembled a great cast here including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Jada Stevens, Penny Pax, Claire Robbins, Mia Rider, Leilani Leeanne and Alana Rains. I remember a lot of these scenes and these are truly the best of the best. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2015:
Tim Von Swine and Mike John presents a 2-disk compilation disk of some of their best DP's. They have assembled a great cast here including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Jada Stevens, Penny Pax, Claire Robbins, Mia Rider, Leilani Leeanne and Alana Rains. I remember a lot of these scenes and these are truly the best of the best. [read the full review]
dandaman's
"DP Overdose 2" from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John is a fun compilation that needs two disc for space with tons of beautiful girls doing the 2 on 1 thing, all of them with gusto and most of them swallowing the product of their work, nice two on one for us, Jada is a babe and the rest of the girls are around there, Leilani is a girl I really miss an she was a great performer who can take a dick or two like we see here, get your copy now. [read the full review]
review from 2/12/2015:
"DP Overdose 2" from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John is a fun compilation that needs two disc for space with tons of beautiful girls doing the 2 on 1 thing, all of them with gusto and most of them swallowing the product of their work, nice two on one for us, Jada is a babe and the rest of the girls are around there, Leilani is a girl I really miss an she was a great performer who can take a dick or two like we see here, get your copy now. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Scarlett Skye, Karlee Grey
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 12/26/2014
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 10 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine directs this disk that celebrates big, natural, round, soft breasts. He has four girls on this disk, a couple of which are new to me. He has Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Karlee Grey and Scarlett Skye. These girls have very nice assets and, even though they're young, they know how to use them! [read the full review]
review from 2/9/2015:
Tim Von Swine directs this disk that celebrates big, natural, round, soft breasts. He has four girls on this disk, a couple of which are new to me. He has Noelle Easton, Abby Lee Brazil, Karlee Grey and Scarlett Skye. These girls have very nice assets and, even though they're young, they know how to use them! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest in the Boobaholics Anonymous series and Tim Von Swine recently picked for the AVN Hall of Fame captures four busty babes for this latest edition. The first couple of girls do us right adding some self nipple licking in on the early tease before the action moves on to the POV sucking 'n' fucking. Tim is there with the solid visuals this series is known for which is plenty of boobage! Natural tit fans who enjoy POV along with the titty shots should certainly check this one out. [read the full review]
review from 1/2/2015:
The latest in the Boobaholics Anonymous series and Tim Von Swine recently picked for the AVN Hall of Fame captures four busty babes for this latest edition. The first couple of girls do us right adding some self nipple licking in on the early tease before the action moves on to the POV sucking 'n' fucking. Tim is there with the solid visuals this series is known for which is plenty of boobage! Natural tit fans who enjoy POV along with the titty shots should certainly check this one out. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Anthony Rosano, Tim Von Swine, Veruca James, Amirah Adara, Brooke Wylde, Loni Legend
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/12/2014
Previews: Previews
Peep Show 5 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
dandaman's
"Mike John's Peep Show 5" from Mike John productions and Jules Jordan video is another fun one for the fans great opening scene from Amirah who happen to be the only one who does anal here, but follow with three scenes that have a lot of energy from the girls, if you happen to be a fan of the series this one is for you, if you're not is a good one to start on, good getter middle of the road. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2015:
"Mike John's Peep Show 5" from Mike John productions and Jules Jordan video is another fun one for the fans great opening scene from Amirah who happen to be the only one who does anal here, but follow with three scenes that have a lot of energy from the girls, if you happen to be a fan of the series this one is for you, if you're not is a good one to start on, good getter middle of the road. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine is a long-time director in adult erotica who produces some top flight porn! He gets it that porn is something you are supposed to jerk off to and you don't need all the fancy set-ups and all the bells and whistles that some directors like to show off. He just gets hot chicks that like to fuck and let them do what they do best. Veruca James leads the cast in this one which also includes Brooke Wylde, Amirah Adira and Loni Legend. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2014:
Tim Von Swine is a long-time director in adult erotica who produces some top flight porn! He gets it that porn is something you are supposed to jerk off to and you don't need all the fancy set-ups and all the bells and whistles that some directors like to show off. He just gets hot chicks that like to fuck and let them do what they do best. Veruca James leads the cast in this one which also includes Brooke Wylde, Amirah Adira and Loni Legend. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest from Tim Von Swine and it's a solid four girl show featuring Loni Legend, Veruca James, Brooke Wylde and Amirah Adara. Miss Adara is the only one to do anal and she gets nailed by Mr. Sean Michaels. Timmy shows up twice taking on Brooke and Loni in the finale. In both cases he manages two pig blasts!! Lots of good POV footage here from the teases to the girls giving head. The normal scenes with Sean and Anthony Rosano featured a lot of good head as well from the two girls. Solid action and you should expect nothing less from a Von Swine show. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2014:
The latest from Tim Von Swine and it's a solid four girl show featuring Loni Legend, Veruca James, Brooke Wylde and Amirah Adara. Miss Adara is the only one to do anal and she gets nailed by Mr. Sean Michaels. Timmy shows up twice taking on Brooke and Loni in the finale. In both cases he manages two pig blasts!! Lots of good POV footage here from the teases to the girls giving head. The normal scenes with Sean and Anthony Rosano featured a lot of good head as well from the two girls. Solid action and you should expect nothing less from a Von Swine show. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Serena Ali, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert, Carter Cruise
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/22/2014
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 17 review summaries:
dandaman's
"Mike John's POV Pervert 17" from Mike John Productions is a well constructed flick that will please the many fans of Mike and Tim's work, I know he doesn't have the flattest belly but not many of us do as well and in a POV type of movie can add the feeling of being there, Jodi Taylor is easily my Favorite follow by Carter Cruise, who win the second to Casey who didn't lose it, just happen to be a photo finish, get your copy now. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2014:
"Mike John's POV Pervert 17" from Mike John Productions is a well constructed flick that will please the many fans of Mike and Tim's work, I know he doesn't have the flattest belly but not many of us do as well and in a POV type of movie can add the feeling of being there, Jodi Taylor is easily my Favorite follow by Carter Cruise, who win the second to Casey who didn't lose it, just happen to be a photo finish, get your copy now. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and it's a return to a popular line, POV Pervert which hits #17 with this edition. Four more babes hit the Beer Chateau for a little fun and games with Tim's hog. Plenty of pov emphasis here from the butt tease to the girls giving head and onto the fucking both vag and anal of which there is a lot captured. A few gapes here and there though nothing for a long time. You have one anal creampie and more than enough cum is tasted by the girls before the scene is done. Every girl does anal in case you are curious plus the front cover points that out. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and it's a return to a popular line, POV Pervert which hits #17 with this edition. Four more babes hit the Beer Chateau for a little fun and games with Tim's hog. Plenty of pov emphasis here from the butt tease to the girls giving head and onto the fucking both vag and anal of which there is a lot captured. A few gapes here and there though nothing for a long time. You have one anal creampie and more than enough cum is tasted by the girls before the scene is done. Every girl does anal in case you are curious plus the front cover points that out. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
The POV master, Tim Von Swine, returns with his latest volume of shooting sexy ladies at his Chateau. He has a good cast in this 4-scene disk, the Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert and Serena Ali. I believe three of these girls are new to Tim so I hope the old man can handle them! LOL. I'm very interested in seeing Carter and Jodi work in this series! [read the full review]
review from 10/2/2014:
The POV master, Tim Von Swine, returns with his latest volume of shooting sexy ladies at his Chateau. He has a good cast in this 4-scene disk, the Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Casey Calvert and Serena Ali. I believe three of these girls are new to Tim so I hope the old man can handle them! LOL. I'm very interested in seeing Carter and Jodi work in this series! [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Sharon Lee [I] (Asian), Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Liza Del Sierra, Jada Stevens, Charlotte Vale, Jennifer White, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/20/2014
Previews: Previews
Anal Overload 2 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Mike John and Tim Von Swine always present hot, stroke-worthy porno and they put together 8 of their best anal scenes onto 2 disks. They have some superstars on this collection and other girls that should be stars! Jada Stevens, Sarah Shevon, Penny Pax and Jennifer White are only some of the babes appearing on this set! [read the full review]
review from 9/28/2014:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine always present hot, stroke-worthy porno and they put together 8 of their best anal scenes onto 2 disks. They have some superstars on this collection and other girls that should be stars! Jada Stevens, Sarah Shevon, Penny Pax and Jennifer White are only some of the babes appearing on this set! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new compilation from Mike John productions featuring scenes taken from various titles he's put out in the last few years. A good cast too featuring the likes of Jada Stevens, Liza Del Sierra, Sarah Shevon and Penny Pax. Lots of anal and some interracial action too along the way. First time I see them listing the movies these scenes are lifted from which is a great step forward in compilations and I hope Jules keeps this up for further shows like this. [read the full review]
review from 9/4/2014:
A new compilation from Mike John productions featuring scenes taken from various titles he's put out in the last few years. A good cast too featuring the likes of Jada Stevens, Liza Del Sierra, Sarah Shevon and Penny Pax. Lots of anal and some interracial action too along the way. First time I see them listing the movies these scenes are lifted from which is a great step forward in compilations and I hope Jules keeps this up for further shows like this. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sheena Ryder, Maddy O'Reilly, Ava Dalush, Nora Belle, Candice Dare
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/21/2014
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 11 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this 2-disk collection of chicks that will get you off. Dare I say that this might be the best series in porn history? I mean, consistently, this is a top rated disk no matter what volume you are talking about! Tim has a great cast in this one including Maddy O'Reilly, Candice Dare, Emma Snow, Sheena Ryder and Ava Dalush. [read the full review]
review from 8/17/2014:
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this 2-disk collection of chicks that will get you off. Dare I say that this might be the best series in porn history? I mean, consistently, this is a top rated disk no matter what volume you are talking about! Tim has a great cast in this one including Maddy O'Reilly, Candice Dare, Emma Snow, Sheena Ryder and Ava Dalush. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest in the Jerkoff Material series. Spread out over the course of two discs Tim Von Swine employs a fine cast of ladies to tease 'n' please. A nice mix of anal too in this one and you had mostly swallowed pops with a little trace of facial as well. Tim also works in a couple of cream pies in this one when he was up to bat. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
The latest in the Jerkoff Material series. Spread out over the course of two discs Tim Von Swine employs a fine cast of ladies to tease 'n' please. A nice mix of anal too in this one and you had mostly swallowed pops with a little trace of facial as well. Tim also works in a couple of cream pies in this one when he was up to bat. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, London Keyes, Maddy O'Reilly, Casey Calvert, Savannah Fox, Luna C. Kitsuen
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/23/2014
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 12 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this latest installment of his all-anal series. He has a nice cast lined up in this one including Maddy O’Reilly, London Keyes, Casey Calvert, Luna C. Kitsuen and Savannah Fox. Tim is a fantastic POV director and he has some talented asses to work with here! [read the full review]
review from 7/15/2014:
Tim Von Swine produces and directs this latest installment of his all-anal series. He has a nice cast lined up in this one including Maddy O’Reilly, London Keyes, Casey Calvert, Luna C. Kitsuen and Savannah Fox. Tim is a fantastic POV director and he has some talented asses to work with here! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest release from director Tim Von Swine and it brings us a new installment in the Elastic Assholes series. So you know that means lots of good hard anal sex. With a cast featuring London Keyes, Casey Calvert and Maddy O'Reilly you know that will be worth watching.Tim keeps two of those girls for a little POV fun allowing Sean Michaels to have his way in some IR fun with Miss Casey Calvert. Tim has a third scene in this one with the busty Luna C. Kitsuen while Savannah Fox makes a return visit to the chateau to have a little DP party with Mark Zane and Ike Diesel. Lots of anal as I said plus some dp action too in the one scene. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2014:
The latest release from director Tim Von Swine and it brings us a new installment in the Elastic Assholes series. So you know that means lots of good hard anal sex. With a cast featuring London Keyes, Casey Calvert and Maddy O'Reilly you know that will be worth watching.Tim keeps two of those girls for a little POV fun allowing Sean Michaels to have his way in some IR fun with Miss Casey Calvert. Tim has a third scene in this one with the busty Luna C. Kitsuen while Savannah Fox makes a return visit to the chateau to have a little DP party with Mark Zane and Ike Diesel. Lots of anal as I said plus some dp action too in the one scene. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky, Veruca James, Layla Price, Savannah Fox
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/23/2014
Previews: Previews
Totally Unprofessional 3 review summaries:
JK Reviews'
Director/performer Tim Von Swine has always flown the flag for the common man, but nowhere more so than with this release. Swine represents a majority of male porn fans in that he's over 40 and overweight, and yet, puts himself in the action and shows again here why he should be there. These 5 scenes are hot because we get to see people who are simply enjoying one another. The girls enjoy their time with Swine because he treats them right, and the sex is enjoyable. Frankly, what else can you ask for? [read the full review]
review from 5/24/2014:
Director/performer Tim Von Swine has always flown the flag for the common man, but nowhere more so than with this release. Swine represents a majority of male porn fans in that he's over 40 and overweight, and yet, puts himself in the action and shows again here why he should be there. These 5 scenes are hot because we get to see people who are simply enjoying one another. The girls enjoy their time with Swine because he treats them right, and the sex is enjoyable. Frankly, what else can you ask for? [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine takes over the unprofessional duties from the AWOL Mike John in the 3rd volume of this series. This is a little departure for Tim as this 3-hour+ feature isn’t totally shot in POV. He has a couple of tripods set-up around the room so he can capture all the action. Besides that, he has an incredible cast in this one including Veruca James, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky (the artist formerly known as Bailey Blue), Layla Price (the artist formerly spelled as Laela Pryce) and Savannah Fox. [read the full review]
review from 5/4/2014:
Tim Von Swine takes over the unprofessional duties from the AWOL Mike John in the 3rd volume of this series. This is a little departure for Tim as this 3-hour+ feature isn’t totally shot in POV. He has a couple of tripods set-up around the room so he can capture all the action. Besides that, he has an incredible cast in this one including Veruca James, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky (the artist formerly known as Bailey Blue), Layla Price (the artist formerly spelled as Laela Pryce) and Savannah Fox. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and this time he is doing double duty shooting camera as well as supplying the cock for these girls to play with. Each scene is solid working in POV fucking'n'sucking along with Tim going in front of the camera to lay pipe to these babes. He is familiar with pretty much all of them as they have visited the Beer Chateau before. You also get anal in every scene and in keeping with the double theme Tim gives each girl two loads. A solid release. [read the full review]
review from 4/29/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine and this time he is doing double duty shooting camera as well as supplying the cock for these girls to play with. Each scene is solid working in POV fucking'n'sucking along with Tim going in front of the camera to lay pipe to these babes. He is familiar with pretty much all of them as they have visited the Beer Chateau before. You also get anal in every scene and in keeping with the double theme Tim gives each girl two loads. A solid release. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D. Snoop, Eric John, Jennifer White, Chad Alva, Mia Rider, Maddy O'Reilly, Ana Foxxx, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel, Chase Ryder, Nora Belle
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/19/2014
Previews: Previews
Praise The Load 9 review summaries:
Big Raider Fan's
Praise the Load 9 from Jules Jordan video is presented by Mike John and directed by T. Von Swine. This is a two disc set, with disc 1 containing 4 scenes, and disc 2 containing the final 2 scenes, as well as a 43 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. This is a good entry in the series, with many of the girls taking cock deep down their throats. Theres a bit of fucking thrown in, but mostly its lovely women doing blow-bangs, sucking as much cock as they can before getting their faces plastered. [read the full review]
review from 7/14/2014:
Praise the Load 9 from Jules Jordan video is presented by Mike John and directed by T. Von Swine. This is a two disc set, with disc 1 containing 4 scenes, and disc 2 containing the final 2 scenes, as well as a 43 minute behind the scenes, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. This is a good entry in the series, with many of the girls taking cock deep down their throats. Theres a bit of fucking thrown in, but mostly its lovely women doing blow-bangs, sucking as much cock as they can before getting their faces plastered. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine presents a 2-disk collection featuring 6 babes who each participate in 4-man blowbangs. Of course, Tim being Tim, he has to get his nut off twice in this one! LOL. Don’t blame him, actually! He has a nice cast in this one but I’m most excited to see Maddy O’Reilly make her long awaited debut at the Chateau. Jennifer White, Chase Ryder, Mia Rider, Ana Foxxx and Emma Snow round out the cast. [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2014:
Tim Von Swine presents a 2-disk collection featuring 6 babes who each participate in 4-man blowbangs. Of course, Tim being Tim, he has to get his nut off twice in this one! LOL. Don’t blame him, actually! He has a nice cast in this one but I’m most excited to see Maddy O’Reilly make her long awaited debut at the Chateau. Jennifer White, Chase Ryder, Mia Rider, Ana Foxxx and Emma Snow round out the cast. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest in the blow bang series from director Tim Von Swine. Praise the Load is the name and we have six girls spread out over two discs who tease us, then please us taking on four dicks apiece in their respective scenes. Tim has a couple stay after school for a little teacher/ student conference, lol. This adds some sex into the mix along with one more load for the girls. You have first timers here along with absolute lovers of blow bangs- see Maddy O'Reilly's scene for that. Very easy to recommend for fans of blow bangs. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2014:
The latest in the blow bang series from director Tim Von Swine. Praise the Load is the name and we have six girls spread out over two discs who tease us, then please us taking on four dicks apiece in their respective scenes. Tim has a couple stay after school for a little teacher/ student conference, lol. This adds some sex into the mix along with one more load for the girls. You have first timers here along with absolute lovers of blow bangs- see Maddy O'Reilly's scene for that. Very easy to recommend for fans of blow bangs. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Darryl Hanah, Chastity Lynn, Emma Heart, Andy San Dimas, Tatiana Kush, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/19/2014
Previews: Previews
Load Almighty 2 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills! [read the full review]
review from 3/19/2014:
The greatest hits of Mike John and Tim Von Swine! This 2-disk compilation disk covers 8 scenes from the pairs earlier spectacular Praise The Load franchise. Over 4 hours of girls participating in blowbangs with up to 4 guys and taking a lot of spunk all over their faces. Sarah Shevon, Andy San Dimas, Emma Heart, Katie St. Ives and Chastity Lynn are only some of the girls showing off their skills! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 2/25/2014:
A new comp title from Mike John Productions and the scenes over this two disc set are taken from the Praise the Load series so you know the girls will do a lot of cock sucking and then being rewarded for their hard work with multiple loads blasted to their faces. Two discs here so plenty of blow bang material to enjoy. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Missy Monroe, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Tommy Pistol, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kitty Bella, Violet Monroe, Zoey Monroe, Alana Rains, Jenna Ivory
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 1/22/2014
Previews: Previews
Jerkoff Material 10 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine returns with his exceptional series now in its 10th volume. Even though the title card says Mike John Productions, make no mistake, this is a Von Swine masterpiece. He has 6 scenes here featuring some bodacious babes. Some of them get banged twice even! There are blowbangs, anals, DP’s, swallowing, creampies…most everything is covered in this 2-disk collection! Zoey Monroe and Alana Rains headline the cast but this one also features return appearances from Missy Monroe and Violet Monroe! Plus, if that isn’t enough, it also features a young blonde newbie who I had the pleasure of interviewing a couple of weeks ago in Jenna Ivory. So sit back, grab some tissues and get ready to jerkoff! [read the full review]
review from 2/24/2014:
Tim Von Swine returns with his exceptional series now in its 10th volume. Even though the title card says Mike John Productions, make no mistake, this is a Von Swine masterpiece. He has 6 scenes here featuring some bodacious babes. Some of them get banged twice even! There are blowbangs, anals, DP’s, swallowing, creampies…most everything is covered in this 2-disk collection! Zoey Monroe and Alana Rains headline the cast but this one also features return appearances from Missy Monroe and Violet Monroe! Plus, if that isn’t enough, it also features a young blonde newbie who I had the pleasure of interviewing a couple of weeks ago in Jenna Ivory. So sit back, grab some tissues and get ready to jerkoff! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest release from Tim Von Swine who brings a good cast together for Jerkoff Material 10. This features the return of Missy Monroe who gets last scene honors and she does anal! In fact you get some nice anal in several scenes here. Spread out over two discs you get some fine action including 2 on 1 scenes and some solid dick sucking throughout and mostly facial pops or swallowed loads. Very easy to pick up if you're a fan of what Von Swine's been releasing these last few years and that's been some solid smut fans. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2014:
The latest release from Tim Von Swine who brings a good cast together for Jerkoff Material 10. This features the return of Missy Monroe who gets last scene honors and she does anal! In fact you get some nice anal in several scenes here. Spread out over two discs you get some fine action including 2 on 1 scenes and some solid dick sucking throughout and mostly facial pops or swallowed loads. Very easy to pick up if you're a fan of what Von Swine's been releasing these last few years and that's been some solid smut fans. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Zoey Monroe, Kat Dior, Layla Price, Chase Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/20/2013
Previews: Previews
POV Pervert 16 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine takes over the controls of this series from the absent Mike John. That shouldn’t be a disappointment to anyone since Tim is a great pornographer in his own right! He is Mr. Everyman, meaning that a maturity of people watching this product probably look more like him than they do Manuel Ferrara. LOL. I know I do!!! Anyways, he has a great cast here to play with including Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova and Kat Dior. [read the full review]
review from 12/13/2013:
Tim Von Swine takes over the controls of this series from the absent Mike John. That shouldn’t be a disappointment to anyone since Tim is a great pornographer in his own right! He is Mr. Everyman, meaning that a maturity of people watching this product probably look more like him than they do Manuel Ferrara. LOL. I know I do!!! Anyways, he has a great cast here to play with including Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova and Kat Dior. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new POV title from Tim Von Swine and it's the POV Pervert line which hits #16 with this installment. Five more girls to visit the Beer Chateau for some fun times. Tim gets in some good close tease shots leading then to some solid head and pussy banging. There is substantial anal in this one too with one scene featuring two anal cream pies while the others were facial/ open mouth finishes. Tim doesn't break the POV wall beyond showing his lower area and of course his cock. The energy was good from the girls making this an easy recommendation. [read the full review]
review from 12/9/2013:
A new POV title from Tim Von Swine and it's the POV Pervert line which hits #16 with this installment. Five more girls to visit the Beer Chateau for some fun times. Tim gets in some good close tease shots leading then to some solid head and pussy banging. There is substantial anal in this one too with one scene featuring two anal cream pies while the others were facial/ open mouth finishes. Tim doesn't break the POV wall beyond showing his lower area and of course his cock. The energy was good from the girls making this an easy recommendation. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Tim Von Swine takes the reigns of Mike John's award winning POV series, and does so with all the skill one has come to expect from him behind the camera. Chase Ryder is the only girl who doesn't give up the ass, and Kat Dior turns out a great scene taking not just one, but two anal cream pies. Add in great anal scenes from Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova, and Laela Pryce and there's plenty to like here sexually. The technical aspects are also very nice for POV porn and there's some very nice care put into the extras. As one has come to expect from Mike John Productions, this one's well worth your hard earned money. [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2013:
Tim Von Swine takes the reigns of Mike John's award winning POV series, and does so with all the skill one has come to expect from him behind the camera. Chase Ryder is the only girl who doesn't give up the ass, and Kat Dior turns out a great scene taking not just one, but two anal cream pies. Add in great anal scenes from Zoey Monroe, Gabriella Paltrova, and Laela Pryce and there's plenty to like here sexually. The technical aspects are also very nice for POV porn and there's some very nice care put into the extras. As one has come to expect from Mike John Productions, this one's well worth your hard earned money. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Veruca James, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Alana Rains, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/25/2013
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 13 review summaries:
astroknight's
If you want anal, DPs, and cum eating, this should be a must buy release. Each and every girl turns out two cum swallowing scenes and there's great chemistry from start to finish. Add in well done technical aspects and a great behind the scenes featurette and this becomes yet another release that shows why Tim Von Swine deserves a heck of a lot more attention than he ever receives. [read the full review]
review from 3/10/2014:
If you want anal, DPs, and cum eating, this should be a must buy release. Each and every girl turns out two cum swallowing scenes and there's great chemistry from start to finish. Add in well done technical aspects and a great behind the scenes featurette and this becomes yet another release that shows why Tim Von Swine deserves a heck of a lot more attention than he ever receives. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DP’s and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I don’t know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swine’s efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one! [read the full review]
review from 10/9/2013:
Tim Von Swine directs this 2-disk DVD which features anal, DP’s and lots and lots of cum swallowing. Each girl puts in two performances and their total screen time is about an hour each. He has an outstanding cast including Veruca James, Sarah Shevon, Cameron Canada and Alaina Raines. I don’t know the last girl, but after witnessing lot of Von Swine’s efforts over the years, I have every confidence that he has found a good one! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest entry in the No Cum Dodging Allowed line which reaches a Baker's Dozen here with #13. Tim Von Swine brings four ladies over to the Beer Chateau for some fucking 'n' sucking ending with the women taking all the cum and swallowing it. In addition to the fine oral action captured here you have each girl adding some fucking as well including anal and in some cases double penetration. Von Swine also gets lucky in this one, a few times getting his cock sucked and also analizing them before blasting off the pig sauce for them to consume. If you've seen the series before this one fits in nicely as each girl did her part and thankfully so did the studs filling them up with jizz. [read the full review]
review from 9/25/2013:
The latest entry in the No Cum Dodging Allowed line which reaches a Baker's Dozen here with #13. Tim Von Swine brings four ladies over to the Beer Chateau for some fucking 'n' sucking ending with the women taking all the cum and swallowing it. In addition to the fine oral action captured here you have each girl adding some fucking as well including anal and in some cases double penetration. Von Swine also gets lucky in this one, a few times getting his cock sucked and also analizing them before blasting off the pig sauce for them to consume. If you've seen the series before this one fits in nicely as each girl did her part and thankfully so did the studs filling them up with jizz. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike John, Tim Von Swine, Tessa Lane, Whitney Westgate, Mya Lushes, Noelle Easton, Chrissy Nova
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/26/2013
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 9 review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a great big tit POV release. Tim Von Swine and Mike John has assembled a great cast of all natural big tit beauties, and the girls show off plenty of personality as well as turning out some great sex scenes. The technical aspects are well done, and the behind the scenes featurette is well done and adds nicely to the overall release. This one's definitely worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 10/29/2013:
This is a great big tit POV release. Tim Von Swine and Mike John has assembled a great cast of all natural big tit beauties, and the girls show off plenty of personality as well as turning out some great sex scenes. The technical aspects are well done, and the behind the scenes featurette is well done and adds nicely to the overall release. This one's definitely worth the purchase. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Calling all big boob fans!!! Tim Von Swine (with a cameo by Mike John) is here to satisfy all your needs! He has 5 scenes with some newer girls but all have them have giant racks! The cute and sexy Tessa Lane is probably the most well-known of the big breast brigade but all of them will suddenly give you a desire to go motor boating. [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2013:
Calling all big boob fans!!! Tim Von Swine (with a cameo by Mike John) is here to satisfy all your needs! He has 5 scenes with some newer girls but all have them have giant racks! The cute and sexy Tessa Lane is probably the most well-known of the big breast brigade but all of them will suddenly give you a desire to go motor boating. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
The latest release from Mike John and for the first time in a while the man himself appears in the title actually performing/ shooting one of the five scenes. Tim Von Swine handles those duties in the other four scenes and you have five busty ladies here ready to show off their boobs and these are some nice natural racks boys 'n' girls. The title is also all POV so the focus remains largely on the girls here with just a part of the guy in the shot, basically their hard cock! Plenty of titty fucking to go along with the fucking and the prime shot here as you'll find out had the girls rocking back allowing their tits to really move about while they rode. [read the full review]
review from 8/26/2013:
The latest release from Mike John and for the first time in a while the man himself appears in the title actually performing/ shooting one of the five scenes. Tim Von Swine handles those duties in the other four scenes and you have five busty ladies here ready to show off their boobs and these are some nice natural racks boys 'n' girls. The title is also all POV so the focus remains largely on the girls here with just a part of the guy in the shot, basically their hard cock! Plenty of titty fucking to go along with the fucking and the prime shot here as you'll find out had the girls rocking back allowing their tits to really move about while they rode. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Adrianna Luna, Veruca James, AJ Applegate, Cameron Canada, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 6/26/2013
Previews: Previews
Sperm Receptacles 6 review summaries:
All reviews of Sperm Receptacles 6
Aaryanna's
Ive always been a big fan of oral cumshots and Mike John, and this was once one of my favorite series. But, to tell you the truth, I didnt always watch the sucking and fucking, and instead went straight to the cumshot recap. For me, theres nothing more romantic than viewing beautiful babes who lovingly swallow their mans delicious seed. Hooray. Im no expert, but Ive included my own suggestions for fixing this series. I would urge you, Jules Jordan Video, to take the essence of this satisfying franchise, mainly the generous cum swallowing, and not the other stuff, and move forward. This series looks and feels dated. I can barely watch anything but the cumshots. And that shouldnt be. Enjoy. [read the full review]
review from 4/18/2015:
Ive always been a big fan of oral cumshots and Mike John, and this was once one of my favorite series. But, to tell you the truth, I didnt always watch the sucking and fucking, and instead went straight to the cumshot recap. For me, theres nothing more romantic than viewing beautiful babes who lovingly swallow their mans delicious seed. Hooray. Im no expert, but Ive included my own suggestions for fixing this series. I would urge you, Jules Jordan Video, to take the essence of this satisfying franchise, mainly the generous cum swallowing, and not the other stuff, and move forward. This series looks and feels dated. I can barely watch anything but the cumshots. And that shouldnt be. Enjoy. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
A top notch girls with cum on their faces/in their mouths release. [read the full review]
review from 7/17/2013:
A top notch girls with cum on their faces/in their mouths release. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine recycles this series after about 4 years. The premise is simple, the girls blow 3 or 4 guys at a time and swallow their jizz down. He has a nice cast with AJ Applegate, Veruca James, Adrianna Luna, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives and Cameron Canada, a hot new blonde. Girls, I hope you have a good appetite! [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2013:
Tim Von Swine recycles this series after about 4 years. The premise is simple, the girls blow 3 or 4 guys at a time and swallow their jizz down. He has a nice cast with AJ Applegate, Veruca James, Adrianna Luna, Nikki Sexx, Katie St. Ives and Cameron Canada, a hot new blonde. Girls, I hope you have a good appetite! [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Tim Von Swine, Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kat Dior, Sasha Casey
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/28/2013
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 11 review summaries:
dandaman's
"Elastic Assholes 11" was a fun ride that have the good time feeling while getting the hot girls fuck in the ass, without the circus acts or the idea of getting the guy more attention than the girl who is the main character in the movie, for most of the regular fans, plenty of minutes in the BTS, [read the full review]
review from 8/28/2013:
"Elastic Assholes 11" was a fun ride that have the good time feeling while getting the hot girls fuck in the ass, without the circus acts or the idea of getting the guy more attention than the girl who is the main character in the movie, for most of the regular fans, plenty of minutes in the BTS, [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine is an assman and we are all thankful for that! He shows us 5 anal sluts here that like taking a big dick balls deep in their bootys. Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kimberly Kane and 2 newbies are the cast in volume 11 of this series. Krissy has been an anal queen for awhile and AJ is making up for lost time. If you’ve never seen that big ass get plugged before, you’re in for quite a treat! [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2013:
Tim Von Swine is an assman and we are all thankful for that! He shows us 5 anal sluts here that like taking a big dick balls deep in their bootys. Krissy Lynn, AJ Applegate, Kimberly Kane and 2 newbies are the cast in volume 11 of this series. Krissy has been an anal queen for awhile and AJ is making up for lost time. If you’ve never seen that big ass get plugged before, you’re in for quite a treat! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new anal show from Tim Von Swine that brings us a good cast of girls ready to display how elastic their ass holes are. Some newer talent here in AJ Applegate, Kat Dior and Sasha Casey with a couple more established girls in Krissy Lynn and Kimberly Kane. Tim is the shooter in all five scenes as well as the dick in three of them. Tom Byron and Sean Michaels make single scene appearances so the ladies are well taken care of in this release and anally fucked real good with a nice bit of A2M too mixed in. [read the full review]
review from 5/26/2013:
A new anal show from Tim Von Swine that brings us a good cast of girls ready to display how elastic their ass holes are. Some newer talent here in AJ Applegate, Kat Dior and Sasha Casey with a couple more established girls in Krissy Lynn and Kimberly Kane. Tim is the shooter in all five scenes as well as the dick in three of them. Tom Byron and Sean Michaels make single scene appearances so the ladies are well taken care of in this release and anally fucked real good with a nice bit of A2M too mixed in. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Zane, Claire Robbins, Tee Reel, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Jennifer White, Penny Pax, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/24/2013
Previews: Previews
Crowd Control 2 review summaries:
All reviews of Crowd Control 2
dandaman's
Mike John's "Crowd Control 2" get me fooled, I was thinking of controlling the population instead of the group of men at the time on each scene, I went automatic on Mike's history or to better say it my brain did, once I stop enjoying it and did the second view, I correct myself and I apologize for the use of PED's and HGH's to boost my performance on every review, since about the third one, I did it thinking on surpassing Astro in his Hall of Fame of porn career, no love for me I know, but a lotta love for this one from Mike and Tim behind the camera, great work!, get you copy now. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2013:
Mike John's "Crowd Control 2" get me fooled, I was thinking of controlling the population instead of the group of men at the time on each scene, I went automatic on Mike's history or to better say it my brain did, once I stop enjoying it and did the second view, I correct myself and I apologize for the use of PED's and HGH's to boost my performance on every review, since about the third one, I did it thinking on surpassing Astro in his Hall of Fame of porn career, no love for me I know, but a lotta love for this one from Mike and Tim behind the camera, great work!, get you copy now. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
This is a Mike John Production but since I haven’t seen or heard Mike on one of his discs in over a year, I will give all the credit to Tim Von Swine, his partner in crime. He has four scenes covering over 2 hours and 40 minutes featuring the likes of Jada Stevens, Penny Pax, Jennifer White and Claire Robbins. Every scene consists of a babe and 3 guys getting all three holes filled. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2013:
This is a Mike John Production but since I haven’t seen or heard Mike on one of his discs in over a year, I will give all the credit to Tim Von Swine, his partner in crime. He has four scenes covering over 2 hours and 40 minutes featuring the likes of Jada Stevens, Penny Pax, Jennifer White and Claire Robbins. Every scene consists of a babe and 3 guys getting all three holes filled. [read the full review]
astroknight's
This is a great anal release with Penny Pax, Jada Stevens, Claire Robbins, and Jennifer White all giving up all three of their holes extremely well. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's a great behind the scenes featurette that's filled with eye candy and personality to help out the overall DVD. This one's well worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 5/14/2013:
This is a great anal release with Penny Pax, Jada Stevens, Claire Robbins, and Jennifer White all giving up all three of their holes extremely well. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's a great behind the scenes featurette that's filled with eye candy and personality to help out the overall DVD. This one's well worth the purchase. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Lea Lexis, Tara Lynn Foxx, Chad Alva, Veruca James, Gigi Loren, Abby Cross, Ike Diezel
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/27/2013
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 8 review summaries:
All reviews of Praise the Load 8
JK Reviews'
This out time , I'm looking at Praise the Load 8 , the latest in this series which focuses on blowbangs, brought to you by director Tim Von Swine , and Jules Jordan Video. [read the full review]
review from 4/21/2013:
This out time , I'm looking at Praise the Load 8 , the latest in this series which focuses on blowbangs, brought to you by director Tim Von Swine , and Jules Jordan Video. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present their 8th volume of this popular series in which hot babes are smothered in cum. Actually, Mike John doesn’t appear at all in this edition so it’s mostly about Von Swine. They have some nice babes here to participate in blowbangs including Veruca James, Tara Lynn Foxx, Abby Cross and Gabriella Paltrova. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2013:
Mike John and his partner Tim Von Swine present their 8th volume of this popular series in which hot babes are smothered in cum. Actually, Mike John doesn’t appear at all in this edition so it’s mostly about Von Swine. They have some nice babes here to participate in blowbangs including Veruca James, Tara Lynn Foxx, Abby Cross and Gabriella Paltrova. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces. [read the full review]
review from 4/8/2013:
The latest installment in the long-running series delivers some energetic cock-sucking and messy faces. The lineup of dicks has dwindled as the series has progressed -- earlier editions, in some cases, had twice as much spuzz -- but there's plenty of paste here for some pretty faces. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Tim Von Swine, Lee Bang, Jacky Joy, D. Snoop, London Keyes, Aryana Adin, Alex Chance, Leah Luxxx
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/5/2012
Previews: Previews
Racially Motivated 4 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Director Tim Von Swine takes over the directing duties of Mike John’s Racially Motivated 4. Tim is a good director and when he’s behind the camera, you know he’s going to get some in at least one scene and in this one, he gets two lovely black ladies to work with. The 3 other scenes are of the interracial sex that we are used to…white women with black men. And the white women featured here are the sexy London Keyes, Jacky Joy and Alex Chance. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2012:
Director Tim Von Swine takes over the directing duties of Mike John’s Racially Motivated 4. Tim is a good director and when he’s behind the camera, you know he’s going to get some in at least one scene and in this one, he gets two lovely black ladies to work with. The 3 other scenes are of the interracial sex that we are used to…white women with black men. And the white women featured here are the sexy London Keyes, Jacky Joy and Alex Chance. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Lizz Tayler, Alia Starr, Beverly Paige, Britney Young, Siri Dahl, Amber Cox
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/27/2012
Previews: Previews
Boobaholics Anonymous 8 review summaries:
JK Reviews'
Hey everyone , I'm back with a review of Boobaholics Anonymous 8 from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions [read the full review]
review from 3/1/2013:
Hey everyone , I'm back with a review of Boobaholics Anonymous 8 from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John Productions [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John and Tim Von Swine team up for Volume 8 of this series that celebrates big, natural boobs. Lizz Tayler is the headliner in this one but you might also enjoy Siri and Britney Young who I have witnessed in a couple of other DVD’s. Expect a lot of titty tease, titty fucking and hot sex when Mike and Tim have a camera in their hands! [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine team up for Volume 8 of this series that celebrates big, natural boobs. Lizz Tayler is the headliner in this one but you might also enjoy Siri and Britney Young who I have witnessed in a couple of other DVD’s. Expect a lot of titty tease, titty fucking and hot sex when Mike and Tim have a camera in their hands! [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new entry in the Boobaholics Anonymous line with five more big busty babes ready to show off their fun bags and you have one more in the bonus scene making six all told or 12 BOOBS!! As for the male talent you have a good mix with Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Michael Stefano and hell even Tim Von Swine whips out his cock to please this nice looking cast of hotties. Lizz Tayler might be the name most recognize but it's a good cast with a couple of the girls, Siri and Alia Starr on the main title that just have massive tits. The girl in the bonus scene also has huge knockers. Swine is very good with the boobage during the teases, not as much self nipple licking as I would have liked to see but we get some. Britney Young in the first scene does a 2 on 1 so we got off to a hot start. No anal in this one but lots of good pussy pounding and there is some nice oral for the ladies here too as well as them reciprocating. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2012:
A new entry in the Boobaholics Anonymous line with five more big busty babes ready to show off their fun bags and you have one more in the bonus scene making six all told or 12 BOOBS!! As for the male talent you have a good mix with Mr. Pete, Sean Michaels, Michael Stefano and hell even Tim Von Swine whips out his cock to please this nice looking cast of hotties. Lizz Tayler might be the name most recognize but it's a good cast with a couple of the girls, Siri and Alia Starr on the main title that just have massive tits. The girl in the bonus scene also has huge knockers. Swine is very good with the boobage during the teases, not as much self nipple licking as I would have liked to see but we get some. Britney Young in the first scene does a 2 on 1 so we got off to a hot start. No anal in this one but lots of good pussy pounding and there is some nice oral for the ladies here too as well as them reciprocating. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sharon Lee [I] (Asian), Mr. Pete, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, D. Snoop, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax, Sierra Sanders
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/25/2012
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 10 review summaries:
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astroknight's
If you're a fan of anal sex with personality, this is definitely a release that's worth picking up. Tim Von Swine makes this a very friendly and enjoyable anal sex release from behind the camera while never toning things down. Leilani Leeane, Penny Pax, Sarah Shevon, Sharon Lee, and Sierra Sanders all give up the ass extremely well, and Swine captures it just as well. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's some solid effort put into the extras. This one's worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 5/30/2013:
If you're a fan of anal sex with personality, this is definitely a release that's worth picking up. Tim Von Swine makes this a very friendly and enjoyable anal sex release from behind the camera while never toning things down. Leilani Leeane, Penny Pax, Sarah Shevon, Sharon Lee, and Sierra Sanders all give up the ass extremely well, and Swine captures it just as well. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's some solid effort put into the extras. This one's worth the purchase. [read the full review]
Roger Herraw's
This was a very good anal dvd, I found the Penny Pax and Sierra Sanders scenes to be the hottest, but all the scenes are hot and very strokable. [read the full review]
review from 1/7/2013:
This was a very good anal dvd, I found the Penny Pax and Sierra Sanders scenes to be the hottest, but all the scenes are hot and very strokable. [read the full review]
Big Raider Fan's
Elastic Assholes #10 is from Jules Jordan video, and directed by Mike John and Tim Van Swine. Its presented in widescreen and runs about 2 hours and 48 minutes. As you might guess from the title, this movie features women who like very big things up their ass. There are 5 scenes overall: 3 scenes are one on one, and two scenes feature more cock for the women. Theres decent interracial action as well. Special features include behind the scenes footage, a cumshot gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. Recommended if you love watching women take cock up their ass. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2012:
Elastic Assholes #10 is from Jules Jordan video, and directed by Mike John and Tim Van Swine. Its presented in widescreen and runs about 2 hours and 48 minutes. As you might guess from the title, this movie features women who like very big things up their ass. There are 5 scenes overall: 3 scenes are one on one, and two scenes feature more cock for the women. Theres decent interracial action as well. Special features include behind the scenes footage, a cumshot gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. Recommended if you love watching women take cock up their ass. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dick James, Lee Bang, Jessica Moore, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jada Stevens, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow, Adrianna Luna, Leilani Leeanne, Penny Pax
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/26/2012
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 7 review summaries:
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gonzoguy's
This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic. [read the full review]
review from 4/30/2012:
This has been a great series, but this release is a sign of the times. Reports of the DVD's demise may have been greatly exaggerated, but this is evidence that its dick is shriveling a bit. Watching this, I thought, am I romanticizing earlier releases, or is this not quite up to the abundance of, say Praise the Load 2? So I went back and watched that one again, and I was right. That was a 2-disc release, with seven ladies. This collection of six ladies fits on one disc. This has quality, just not the quantity of earlier releases. And each scene includes just four wads. Remember Adrianna Nicole bathing under seven loads in Load 2? Epic. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna. [read the full review]
review from 4/15/2012:
Mike John and Tim Von Swine have perfected the art of the blowbang and they are back with the 7th edition of their popular series. There is no fucking; this is all about the oral. By the end of the scene, the girls faces are covered with jizz. There is an impressive cast in this volume led by Jada Stevens, Leilani Leeanne, Lexi Swallow and drianna Luna. [read the full review]
dandaman's
Great job from Mike and Tim to get all this messy flick ( pun intended ), together, you can feel the chemistry between the crew. I like the way every girl praise the Load with her face full of protein. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2012:
Great job from Mike and Tim to get all this messy flick ( pun intended ), together, you can feel the chemistry between the crew. I like the way every girl praise the Load with her face full of protein. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Katie St. Ives, Chad Alva, Lexi Swallow
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/27/2012
Previews: Previews
No Cum Dodging Allowed 12 review summaries:
dandaman's
Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2012:
Mike John "No Cum dodging Allowed" series has been top quality product all the time and number 12 is not the exception, with great captures and ability to mix a bit the final work is pure genius. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John returns with his masterpiece series. As the title implies, Mike gathers up some babes and has them swallow many loads after a blowbang. He has a great cast in this one with Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow and Katie St. Ives [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2012:
Mike John returns with his masterpiece series. As the title implies, Mike gathers up some babes and has them swallow many loads after a blowbang. He has a great cast in this one with Juelz Ventura, Jennifer White, Lexi Swallow and Katie St. Ives [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new effort from Mike John taking us back to one of his best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. This time out we only have four girls but they all are very willing participants as you'll see. Anal for Jennifer White and Juelz Ventura who takes Sean Michaels in her butt! Lexi Swallow also has a very good scene in this and Katie St. Ives gets the balls rolling with her fine first scene. Well done and it keeps the series alive and hopefully it won't be two years before another volume comes out. [read the full review]
review from 3/3/2012:
A new effort from Mike John taking us back to one of his best series, No Cum Dodging Allowed. This time out we only have four girls but they all are very willing participants as you'll see. Anal for Jennifer White and Juelz Ventura who takes Sean Michaels in her butt! Lexi Swallow also has a very good scene in this and Katie St. Ives gets the balls rolling with her fine first scene. Well done and it keeps the series alive and hopefully it won't be two years before another volume comes out. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Tim Von Swine, Vanessa Monet, Chastity Lynn, Katie St. Ives, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/29/2011
Previews: Previews
Racially Motivated 3 (Jules Jordan Video) review summaries:
Rico Shades'
Racially Motivated 3 from Jules Jordan Video stars Katie St. Ives, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne and Vanessa Monet. The title is directed by Mike John and features a barrage of interracial scenes (traditional and reverse interracial). [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2011:
Racially Motivated 3 from Jules Jordan Video stars Katie St. Ives, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Leilani Leeanne and Vanessa Monet. The title is directed by Mike John and features a barrage of interracial scenes (traditional and reverse interracial). [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John, with his partner Tim Von Swine, bring us his third volume of the Racially Motivated series. It’s not only white babes taking a black cock, but black chicks fucking a white dude. I’m very interested in seeing Sarah Shevon in action because she’s impressed me her last few scenes. Vanessa Monet and Katie St. Ives are also present in this DVD. [read the full review]
review from 9/25/2011:
Mike John, with his partner Tim Von Swine, bring us his third volume of the Racially Motivated series. It’s not only white babes taking a black cock, but black chicks fucking a white dude. I’m very interested in seeing Sarah Shevon in action because she’s impressed me her last few scenes. Vanessa Monet and Katie St. Ives are also present in this DVD. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Sweet, Mr. Pete, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Cassandra Cruz, Liza Del Sierra, Chad Alva, Jessie Volt
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/28/2011
Previews: Previews
Elastic Assholes 9 review summaries:
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dandaman's
Considering this a Mike John presentation, I always tend to expect good product and I'm not dissatisfied the final product, all the girls do the trick and you really appreciate when they try to put out the best effort. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2011:
Considering this a Mike John presentation, I always tend to expect good product and I'm not dissatisfied the final product, all the girls do the trick and you really appreciate when they try to put out the best effort. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Well folks, it’s time for another volume of girls stretching their assholes for our pleasure! Mike John (and his sidekick, Tim Von Swine) presents this latest edition starring an eclectic mix of babes. Liza Del Sierra, who has made quite an impression over the last couple of months), Kimberly Kane and Cassandra Cruz highlight this volume. [read the full review]
review from 9/20/2011:
Well folks, it’s time for another volume of girls stretching their assholes for our pleasure! Mike John (and his sidekick, Tim Von Swine) presents this latest edition starring an eclectic mix of babes. Liza Del Sierra, who has made quite an impression over the last couple of months), Kimberly Kane and Cassandra Cruz highlight this volume. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
Jules Jordan assembles a few ladies, to include French fornicators Liza Del Sierra and Jessie Volt, for a round of rump pumping which includes an IR scene, some POV action and yes, a bit DP somewhere in there. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2011:
Jules Jordan assembles a few ladies, to include French fornicators Liza Del Sierra and Jessie Volt, for a round of rump pumping which includes an IR scene, some POV action and yes, a bit DP somewhere in there. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Scott Lyons, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Dana DeArmond, Liza Del Sierra, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Lizz Tayler, Chad Alva
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/26/2011
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 6 review summaries:
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Big Raider Fan's
Praise the Load 6 is the 6th installment in this blowbang series from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John. Six hot women, Liza Del Sierra, Chastity Lynn, Dana DeArmond, Lizz Tayler, Lily LaBeau, and Sarah Shevon, show off their cocksucking skills and love of semen in 3 hours and 30 minutes of penis worship and loads of jizz. Special features include behind the scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. The movie is shot in widescreen. Great if you love blowbangs! [read the full review]
review from 9/28/2011:
Praise the Load 6 is the 6th installment in this blowbang series from Jules Jordan Video and Mike John. Six hot women, Liza Del Sierra, Chastity Lynn, Dana DeArmond, Lizz Tayler, Lily LaBeau, and Sarah Shevon, show off their cocksucking skills and love of semen in 3 hours and 30 minutes of penis worship and loads of jizz. Special features include behind the scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list, web access, and trailers. The movie is shot in widescreen. Great if you love blowbangs! [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless. [read the full review]
review from 6/25/2011:
There's a bit of a formulaic feel here, but maybe that's what we should come to expect. These are all mini-blowbangs, with no more than five tools applying paste to any one woman. Several hot ladies here, topped to my taste by French newcomer Liza Del Sierra and, in the finale, Sarah Shevon. Sarah just seems to be having a grand time, taking care of the boys, but also working her own pussy nicely. Watching her tickle her nub to a climax while a large gob of cum dangles from her front teeth is priceless. [read the full review]
The D-Man's
Director Mike John gives us porn fans a half-dozen scenes where some fine porn vixens, such as the French fox Liza Del Sierra, the vivacious Dana Dearmond, or the modelesque Lily LaBeau, services an assortment of guys until they drain their cocks onto the womens faces. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2011:
Director Mike John gives us porn fans a half-dozen scenes where some fine porn vixens, such as the French fox Liza Del Sierra, the vivacious Dana Dearmond, or the modelesque Lily LaBeau, services an assortment of guys until they drain their cocks onto the womens faces. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Chloe, Mike John, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Hooks, D. Snoop, Chastity Lynn, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives, Ayden Blue, Reece Ryder
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 4/21/2011
Previews: Previews
Teenage Spermaholics 7 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
One of my favorite Mike John series and it’s up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now it’s back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2011:
One of my favorite Mike John series and it’s up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now it’s back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time) [read the full review]
review from 4/26/2011:
And the award for messiest facial/mouth set of cumshots goes to: Katie St. Ives! Runner up award for messiest facial: Gracie Glam! (She kept her mouth more or less shut the whole time) [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex. [read the full review]
review from 4/20/2011:
A new release from Mike John and this time out we get to enjoy more hot fucking with some of porns best new girls and they all serve in the subplot where Mike and Tim Von Swine are getting back at each other for what the other did-- basically nailing a chick that the other dug so enjoy some humor along with hot sex. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Carolyn Reese, Naomi Cruise, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, London Keyes, Gracie Glam, Katie St. Ives
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/14/2010
Previews: Previews
Load Almighty review summaries:
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nvs'
A strictly compilation film featuring lots of dick and very little chicks. Fans of blow bangs rejoice as this two disk film features some gorgeous ladies taking cock after cock like pros. Lots of oral in this feature clocking in at over six hours. Some sex shot in POV in this oral dedicated film spread across twelve scenes. [read the full review]
review from 1/20/2011:
A strictly compilation film featuring lots of dick and very little chicks. Fans of blow bangs rejoice as this two disk film features some gorgeous ladies taking cock after cock like pros. Lots of oral in this feature clocking in at over six hours. Some sex shot in POV in this oral dedicated film spread across twelve scenes. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John has compiled some of his hottest scenes from the Praise the Load and Jerkoff Material series. With Mike, you know what youre getting. Hes a top film maker and always films hot scenes. Blow bangs may not be for everyone, but if youre a fan, youre going to want to check this one out! London Keyes From Praise The Load 3London Keyes leads off this collection in an early scene. Shes not even 20, we learn! Tim Von Swines behind the camera and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. Shes very bubbly too as shes talkingSwine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot body, big D sized boobs which Swine cant help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and theres good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid, climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while shes busy above giving multiple BJs. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2010:
Mike John has compiled some of his hottest scenes from the Praise the Load and Jerkoff Material series. With Mike, you know what youre getting. Hes a top film maker and always films hot scenes. Blow bangs may not be for everyone, but if youre a fan, youre going to want to check this one out! London Keyes From Praise The Load 3London Keyes leads off this collection in an early scene. Shes not even 20, we learn! Tim Von Swines behind the camera and he even gets the directors titty grope in while also chatting. Shes very bubbly too as shes talkingSwine is smart enough to keep the camera peeled on London who has a smoking hot body, big D sized boobs which Swine cant help but slap again when he gets close. The wide spread open pussy shot was also quite good in getting just the right mood. The mopes are brought in and theres good titty and pussy play here before the blowbang commences. London even does a solid, climbing on top of a couple guys giving them access to the sweet nectar from her pussy while shes busy above giving multiple BJs. [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
This is going to be a real quick review as Jules Jordan offers up a 2 disk, 12 scenes, almost 7 hours, 61 cumshot compilation from the Jerk Off Material and Praise the Load series. Look at the girls listed below and the number beside their name indicates the number of cumshots they take on their face. Adrianna Nicole 6 Katie St Ives 5 Cassandra Calegera 4 London Keyes 5 Naomi Cruise 4 Cindy Crawford 6 Carolyn Reese 5 Kristina Rose 4 Gianna Michaels 6 Gracie Glam 4 Velicity Von 6 Chayse Evans 6 Do I really need to say anything more? Look at the girls; one of Katies first scenes while her hair was real short, and she gets covered in cum. London Keyes takes 5 shots to that lovely face. If youre jonesing for a Gianna fix, she takes 6 shots. [read the full review]
review from 10/20/2010:
This is going to be a real quick review as Jules Jordan offers up a 2 disk, 12 scenes, almost 7 hours, 61 cumshot compilation from the Jerk Off Material and Praise the Load series. Look at the girls listed below and the number beside their name indicates the number of cumshots they take on their face. Adrianna Nicole 6 Katie St Ives 5 Cassandra Calegera 4 London Keyes 5 Naomi Cruise 4 Cindy Crawford 6 Carolyn Reese 5 Kristina Rose 4 Gianna Michaels 6 Gracie Glam 4 Velicity Von 6 Chayse Evans 6 Do I really need to say anything more? Look at the girls; one of Katies first scenes while her hair was real short, and she gets covered in cum. London Keyes takes 5 shots to that lovely face. If youre jonesing for a Gianna fix, she takes 6 shots. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/20/2010
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 5 review summaries:
GS500's
This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set. [read the full review]
review from 6/13/2010:
This is a pure suck 'em and cum on 'em. Nice girls who love to suck dick getting their faces coated in thick cum. A few pretty girls, but mostly smaller natural tits. Two disc set. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all. [read the full review]
review from 5/29/2010:
The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans. [read the full review]
review from 5/20/2010:
We have another successful blowbang title here from Mike John with the able assistance of Tim Von Swine who gets a little something something from a couple of the girls here! Lots of dick sucking here with glazed faces the end result- real simple premise which Mike & Tim have successfully done more times than most. Limited fucking too in two scenes plus Tim as I mentioned gets in with Claire and Kelly Surfer. Well worth a look see for blowbang fans. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/13/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 4 review summaries:
gonzoguy's
Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop? [read the full review]
review from 11/25/2009:
Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop? [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Here we go, porn fans, it’s Mike John’s latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so let’s get to it. [read the full review]
review from 11/11/2009:
Here we go, porn fans, it’s Mike John’s latest version of blowbangs and monster facials. Mike always produces hot porn and I expect this to be the same, so let’s get to it. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player. [read the full review]
review from 10/16/2009:
Well we are back for another round of blowbang action and Mike's assembled a top notch batch of hotties for your viewing enjoyment. Newbies abound here with one notable exception, Kristina Rose and she's not been the biz a huge amount of time. Sierra Skye is among the first timers doing their first blowbangs and I know that will interest a huge section of a certain website, she doesn't disappoint. You also have solid efforts from the remaining girls, Vanessa Leon was another relative new girl I was keen on checking out and she rocked it with her typical cute, nervous vibe that I find instantly appealing. Well worth the time to slip in the player. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Lee Bang, Kaci Starr, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Amy Starz, Katie St. Ives
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/24/2009
Previews: Previews
Crowd Control review summaries:
gonzoguy's
A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies. [read the full review]
review from 9/11/2009:
A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies. [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
Mike John is back with a new feature for Jules Jordan Video. Mike has always produced great smut, but he is on a great roll lately and never fails to deliver the goods. He knows how to make the girls look their best and he also only casts the best nymphos out there. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2009:
Mike John is back with a new feature for Jules Jordan Video. Mike has always produced great smut, but he is on a great roll lately and never fails to deliver the goods. He knows how to make the girls look their best and he also only casts the best nymphos out there. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
We get another solid effort here from director Mike John with some fine camera assistance by Tim Von Swine too. The girls are hot and a couple of them, Kaci Starr and Amy Starz are willing to do a little backdoor action too. Mike shoots great blowbangs so there is some cock circle action for the girls and the guys even work in some pussy eating too-- please the young lady and she'll do even better in please you, makes sense right!!The action throughout was strong with a good mix of sucking'n'fucking before the pops fly. [read the full review]
review from 8/22/2009:
We get another solid effort here from director Mike John with some fine camera assistance by Tim Von Swine too. The girls are hot and a couple of them, Kaci Starr and Amy Starz are willing to do a little backdoor action too. Mike shoots great blowbangs so there is some cock circle action for the girls and the guys even work in some pussy eating too-- please the young lady and she'll do even better in please you, makes sense right!!The action throughout was strong with a good mix of sucking'n'fucking before the pops fly. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 5/18/2009
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 3 review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Mike John’s latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2009:
Mike John’s latest entry with the help of Tim Von Swine. This is a blowbang film and Mike produces some of the best smut in the business, so the combination should be a winner. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2009:
Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking. [read the full review]
review from 5/16/2009:
Here we have a new one from Mike John though this time out it's Tim Von Swine who seems to handle a lot of the camera duties, you'll hear him talking with the girls in nearly every scene in the tease before the mopes are brought in for the blowbangs. No sex here save for two times, one was after London's scene where Tim gets some action and then in the extras he also has some extra fun with Dia Zerva so beyond that it's all dick luving from the ladies who also end up with glazed faces any employee of Krispy Kreme would love. Well worth it for fans of cock sucking. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/8/2008
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load 2 review summaries:
Zorge's
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2008:
This Mike John directed set features 7 women over 2 discs. If you find the following combination ideal, then you might very well be interested in checking this one out: big tits, blowbangs, titty-screwing, and massive facials. That's basically the formula here. [read the full review]
gonzoguy's
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2008:
Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2008:
A strong outting from director Mike John though in this one he hands the camera over to Tim Von Swine for all but two scenes and Tim the Pigman himself gets a little cock dipping in the scene with Carolyn Reese so all you out there who think it can't be you, it can be as Tim's proof!! Great blowbangs but that's nothing new for a Mike John flick and there's a bit of pussy fucking too along with some healthy nipple licking during the teases for most of the scenes, Adrianna Nicole does the most and she also gets the best facial dousing at the end of her scene but you see all the young girls here plastered in cum before we fade out so fans of faces smothered in cum should definitely check this one out, Cassandra, Allie, Darryl, Claire Dames-- pretty good cast of hotties if you don't mind me saying. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Lefty Larue, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Velicity Von, Aiden Starr, Wade Hardman, Hooks, Hannah West, Rachel Milan, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/24/2008
Previews: Previews
Praise the Load review summaries:
bono-ONE's
This one's all to easy to recommend, blowbang fans will definitely want to check this one out. You've got some hotties in this one from Gianna to Cindy Crawford to Tatiana Kush to Velicity Von-- yep she's back!! Lots of strong cock sucking with balls and asses also licked ending in the same fashion-- ball battered faces grinning back at us! An easy pick up. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2008:
This one's all to easy to recommend, blowbang fans will definitely want to check this one out. You've got some hotties in this one from Gianna to Cindy Crawford to Tatiana Kush to Velicity Von-- yep she's back!! Lots of strong cock sucking with balls and asses also licked ending in the same fashion-- ball battered faces grinning back at us! An easy pick up. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Marcos, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Leon, Gia Paloma, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Jack Venice, Savannah Stern, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Aubrey Addams, Sindee Jennings, Riley Shy, Krystal Jordan, Wade Hardman
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 2/9/2007
Previews: Previews
Tim Von Swine's Kegger review summaries:
astroknight's
With a porn title like this, there's only one name that should come to mind, and that name is Tim Von Swine. The Big Pig lets it all out when he invites plenty of porners over for a kegger and captures the sex that ensues. Blow bangs, DPs, interracial action, girls getting it on with girls, it's all here complete with beer breaks. Being a Shane's World release there's also some nice effort put into the extras, including a behind the scenes that's every bit as enjoyable as the movie, and some very nice attention towards the transfer. If you ever thought that your porn could be improved by beer, this DVD is for you. [read the full review]
review from 4/18/2007:
With a porn title like this, there's only one name that should come to mind, and that name is Tim Von Swine. The Big Pig lets it all out when he invites plenty of porners over for a kegger and captures the sex that ensues. Blow bangs, DPs, interracial action, girls getting it on with girls, it's all here complete with beer breaks. Being a Shane's World release there's also some nice effort put into the extras, including a behind the scenes that's every bit as enjoyable as the movie, and some very nice attention towards the transfer. If you ever thought that your porn could be improved by beer, this DVD is for you. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Naomi, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Isabel Ice, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Candace Von, Tee Reel, Barbie Cummings
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/31/2006
Previews: Previews
Tim Von Swine's Black and White review summaries:
Hell Mutt's
This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white. [read the full review]
review from 1/4/2008:
This is a interracial movie that not only has white chicks fucking black guys but it also has black girls banging white guys. Director Tim Von Swine does a great job interviewing the girls before and after the scenes plus he violates the girls bodies with the camera and feels them up whenever he gets the chance. The sex is hardcore in every scene and the bonus stuff is a plus. This is a 4 star movie. It's as simple as black and white. [read the full review]
ai no corrida's
There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win! [read the full review]
review from 8/23/2007:
There isn't any power struggle in this titles as in most gonzo porn; everyone is just doing what they do best, and having a great time in the process (which is how it should be, unless you don't like that sort of thing). See, everybody can win! [read the full review]
picman's
Black and White Prologue It's been a while since I've seen anything by Tim Von Swine and this title is one from his short lived stay with Shane's World. It's an all interracial affair that encompasses both bm/wf and wm/bf action. Lots of anal is promised, and no doubt delivered, considering Jada Fire and Isabel Ice grace the cover. They're joined by Candace Von, Naomi and Barbi Cummings. Let's see if the porkmeister caught them all on good days. Von Swine trains his camera on Naomi who tells him she's going to have anal sex today. He reminds her that it's interracial anal sex, but it's all the same to her. She shows off her prodigious ass, which is even more striking than when she first appeared on the scene because the rest of her body is shrinking. Sean Michaels waits patiently in the background. Her teacup titties get pulled out for perusal and Von Swine asks her to masturbate. She rummages around in her panties and Sean closes the gap to a rising Naomi, who writhes in his arms as she rubs her butt in his crotch. [read the full review]
review from 2/19/2007:
Black and White Prologue It's been a while since I've seen anything by Tim Von Swine and this title is one from his short lived stay with Shane's World. It's an all interracial affair that encompasses both bm/wf and wm/bf action. Lots of anal is promised, and no doubt delivered, considering Jada Fire and Isabel Ice grace the cover. They're joined by Candace Von, Naomi and Barbi Cummings. Let's see if the porkmeister caught them all on good days. Von Swine trains his camera on Naomi who tells him she's going to have anal sex today. He reminds her that it's interracial anal sex, but it's all the same to her. She shows off her prodigious ass, which is even more striking than when she first appeared on the scene because the rest of her body is shrinking. Sean Michaels waits patiently in the background. Her teacup titties get pulled out for perusal and Von Swine asks her to masturbate. She rummages around in her panties and Sean closes the gap to a rising Naomi, who writhes in his arms as she rubs her butt in his crotch. [read the full review]
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/19/2006
Previews: Previews
Oral Supremacy review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces. [read the full review]
review from 11/20/2013:
Tim Von Swine presents an all oral release featuring 6 gorgeous babes. Sasha Grey is the star of this release but Naomi, Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, Riley Shy and Kacey Villianess also lend their mouths to the proceedings. The six girls account for 10 scenes and countless loads of cum are splattered on their tongues and on their faces. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed. [read the full review]
review from 9/21/2006:
At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Ok porn fans here's a new one from the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. It's an all bj title with a sprinkling of sex mixed in. Some of you probably remember the Cum Glazed series he shot not to long ago so you know what to expect, pretty girls, 3-4 cocks and lots of dick sucking. No huge production numbers, just knob polishing with a facial/ mouth pop to close it out, let's see what Tim and the gang came up with. Riley Shy: The artist formerly known as Bambi leads it off and she's already got a group of guys fondling her body as Tim's camera finds her. Our director is an easy going guy, doesn't force the action and let's events flow pretty smoothly. Riley is gamer, gambler, and a cocksucker we learn in the chat before the bj's. The dicks are out and ready but Swine wants to show us everything Riley's got from her tits to her ass. Finally our lady is let loose and I was glad to see the bj style was slower rather than just flat out gagging though she does enough of that but at least I saw some slower sucking which is more my style I like to seea bj shot in. [read the full review]
review from 9/15/2006:
Ok porn fans here's a new one from the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. It's an all bj title with a sprinkling of sex mixed in. Some of you probably remember the Cum Glazed series he shot not to long ago so you know what to expect, pretty girls, 3-4 cocks and lots of dick sucking. No huge production numbers, just knob polishing with a facial/ mouth pop to close it out, let's see what Tim and the gang came up with. Riley Shy: The artist formerly known as Bambi leads it off and she's already got a group of guys fondling her body as Tim's camera finds her. Our director is an easy going guy, doesn't force the action and let's events flow pretty smoothly. Riley is gamer, gambler, and a cocksucker we learn in the chat before the bj's. The dicks are out and ready but Swine wants to show us everything Riley's got from her tits to her ass. Finally our lady is let loose and I was glad to see the bj style was slower rather than just flat out gagging though she does enough of that but at least I saw some slower sucking which is more my style I like to seea bj shot in. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor [I], Emily, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Savannah Stern, Marcus Leon, Georgia Peach, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Allie Ray, Chelsie Rae, Mark Shy, Nakia, Joey Valentine, Mark Furious
Studio: Shane's World
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 7/11/2006
Previews: Previews
Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ review summaries:
Steed's
"Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ" would seem to me to be the ulitmate in Gonzo style pornography. Invite friends from the Adult biz over for a BBQ and a few drinks....set up the camera and capture the XXX events that unfold. Certainly there was more to it, but that's how this comes off and I loved it. Tim's a first class perv and he casted a perfect lineup of girls who tend to like it nasty. Great call by Von Swine on Georgia Peach, Savanah Stern and especially Emily Evermore. There are lots of highlights but my favorites include the opening moments of the BBQ. Check out the enthuiasm that Savannah Stern displays while sucking a number of different cocks out on the patio. This gets things off to a wonderfully,nasty start. Von Swine keeps his foot on the gas with a nifty and intense threesome with Emily Evermore doing a bit of squirting, thanks to Sascha's pounding attack. Emily was prominent in this movie from the start right on through the BTS. She just seems like she's ready for action throughout and then some. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2006:
"Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ" would seem to me to be the ulitmate in Gonzo style pornography. Invite friends from the Adult biz over for a BBQ and a few drinks....set up the camera and capture the XXX events that unfold. Certainly there was more to it, but that's how this comes off and I loved it. Tim's a first class perv and he casted a perfect lineup of girls who tend to like it nasty. Great call by Von Swine on Georgia Peach, Savanah Stern and especially Emily Evermore. There are lots of highlights but my favorites include the opening moments of the BBQ. Check out the enthuiasm that Savannah Stern displays while sucking a number of different cocks out on the patio. This gets things off to a wonderfully,nasty start. Von Swine keeps his foot on the gas with a nifty and intense threesome with Emily Evermore doing a bit of squirting, thanks to Sascha's pounding attack. Emily was prominent in this movie from the start right on through the BTS. She just seems like she's ready for action throughout and then some. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
I have to make a disclosure. While I was watching parts of this DVD, a horrible realization set in when I frequently saw in the video some asian guy lurking in the corner drinking or getting another beer and paying mind to nothing else. That Asian guy would be me. I should give myself a shitty rating for being so self-conscious in front of the camera. What had happened was that Bono and I were in town for the XRCOs so Tim Von Swine graciously invited us to a bbq and mentioned there'd be plenty of hot chicks and beer. SOLD! Chelsie Rae, Emily Evermoore, Savannah Stern, and pretty much all the guys (blowbang) Emily Evermoore, Joey Valentine, and Sascha Savannah Stern, Georgia Peach (a), Tee Reel, and Marcos Leon Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Mark Zane Nakia Ty & Tee Reel (brief, no pop) Nakia Ty, Tone Capone, Brad Baldwin, and Mark Furious Allie Ray, Sean Michaels, and Kyle Stone Tim Von Swine is one of the new directors at Shane's World. [read the full review]
review from 7/22/2006:
I have to make a disclosure. While I was watching parts of this DVD, a horrible realization set in when I frequently saw in the video some asian guy lurking in the corner drinking or getting another beer and paying mind to nothing else. That Asian guy would be me. I should give myself a shitty rating for being so self-conscious in front of the camera. What had happened was that Bono and I were in town for the XRCOs so Tim Von Swine graciously invited us to a bbq and mentioned there'd be plenty of hot chicks and beer. SOLD! Chelsie Rae, Emily Evermoore, Savannah Stern, and pretty much all the guys (blowbang) Emily Evermoore, Joey Valentine, and Sascha Savannah Stern, Georgia Peach (a), Tee Reel, and Marcos Leon Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Mark Zane Nakia Ty & Tee Reel (brief, no pop) Nakia Ty, Tone Capone, Brad Baldwin, and Mark Furious Allie Ray, Sean Michaels, and Kyle Stone Tim Von Swine is one of the new directors at Shane's World. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Ok fans time to have your cake and eat it too, or in this case have your BBQ and eat it too!! I will say right off the bat I was there for this shoot, save for the Allie Ray scene and it was a total blast hanging out while Tim Von Swine shot his movie. You had a great group of hotties on hand among them Georgia Peach, Emily Evermore, Savanna Stern, and Chelsie Rae just to name a few. The atmosphere was loose and fun which I was happy to see came across on the finished dvd. There are six scenes total for this dvd with a bonus bj included. Savanna Stern, Emily Evermore, & Chelsie Rae: The BBQ was already in full swing when the guys decided to give the girls some different weiners to taste and for the bulk of this scene it's Savanna sucking cock with Emily joining in about half way through and then Chelsie towards the end. [read the full review]
review from 7/19/2006:
Ok fans time to have your cake and eat it too, or in this case have your BBQ and eat it too!! I will say right off the bat I was there for this shoot, save for the Allie Ray scene and it was a total blast hanging out while Tim Von Swine shot his movie. You had a great group of hotties on hand among them Georgia Peach, Emily Evermore, Savanna Stern, and Chelsie Rae just to name a few. The atmosphere was loose and fun which I was happy to see came across on the finished dvd. There are six scenes total for this dvd with a bonus bj included. Savanna Stern, Emily Evermore, & Chelsie Rae: The BBQ was already in full swing when the guys decided to give the girls some different weiners to taste and for the bulk of this scene it's Savanna sucking cock with Emily joining in about half way through and then Chelsie towards the end. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Naomi, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Gianna Michaels, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Haley Scott, Marquetta Jewel, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Mysti May
Studio: Vouyer Media
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 3/20/2006
Previews: Previews
Mope Squad review summaries:
MLyons'
The Mope Squad Mike Lyons Reviews Director Tim Von Swine Cast Naomi, Gianna, Misty May, Marquetta Jewel, Haley Scott, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash, Jason Horne, Lee Bang, Left Larue. Genre All Sex, Gangbang Condoms None. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hr. 47 Mins. Female Orgasms 0 REVIEW: Alrighty, this is an early release by Vince Vouyer's latest venture--Vouyer Media. I've never been a big fan of Vince Vouyer, but I've always thought that Tim Von Swine seemed like a decent enough fellow, and I can get behind some of Von Swine's sexual fetishes. [read the full review]
review from 4/15/2006:
The Mope Squad Mike Lyons Reviews Director Tim Von Swine Cast Naomi, Gianna, Misty May, Marquetta Jewel, Haley Scott, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash, Jason Horne, Lee Bang, Left Larue. Genre All Sex, Gangbang Condoms None. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hr. 47 Mins. Female Orgasms 0 REVIEW: Alrighty, this is an early release by Vince Vouyer's latest venture--Vouyer Media. I've never been a big fan of Vince Vouyer, but I've always thought that Tim Von Swine seemed like a decent enough fellow, and I can get behind some of Von Swine's sexual fetishes. [read the full review]
DPConnoisseur's
What I Liked All girls in this movie are attractive. Every scene the girls performance are intense and vocal. This is the first movie that I've seen where the women talk down to the men and keep asking then to pound them harder. No plot but theme seems to be Mope Squad can't handle real porn women. (1) Mysti May - playfulness, missionary (piledriver and anal) (4.5 out of 5) (2) Marquetta Jewel - intense CG riding while giving BJ and facial (4 out of 5) (3) Gianna - forcefulness constantly asking for more pounding and CG camera angle (3.5 out of 5) (4) Naomi - All of it, incredible body, face and hair. This is the first time I've seen her get DP'd and it was good. Both men where moving during the DP the only flaw was that she never went balls deep. I guess I'll have to wait for her to get DP'd by the specialist DP companies like Red Light District, PlatinumX, Anabolic or Diabolic. Anal (missionary, doggie, CG, RCG and Creampie), DP (CG and RCG) and facial. [read the full review]
review from 3/25/2006:
What I Liked All girls in this movie are attractive. Every scene the girls performance are intense and vocal. This is the first movie that I've seen where the women talk down to the men and keep asking then to pound them harder. No plot but theme seems to be Mope Squad can't handle real porn women. (1) Mysti May - playfulness, missionary (piledriver and anal) (4.5 out of 5) (2) Marquetta Jewel - intense CG riding while giving BJ and facial (4 out of 5) (3) Gianna - forcefulness constantly asking for more pounding and CG camera angle (3.5 out of 5) (4) Naomi - All of it, incredible body, face and hair. This is the first time I've seen her get DP'd and it was good. Both men where moving during the DP the only flaw was that she never went balls deep. I guess I'll have to wait for her to get DP'd by the specialist DP companies like Red Light District, PlatinumX, Anabolic or Diabolic. Anal (missionary, doggie, CG, RCG and Creampie), DP (CG and RCG) and facial. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 12/12/2005
Previews: Previews
Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District) review summaries:
All reviews of Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District)
Joe College's
Movie Type: Blow bang Time: 2 hours, 20 minutes, plus extensive extras Director: Tom Von Swine Themes: Face fucking, young girls, facials Condoms: NONE Production year: 2005 Stars: Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Allie Rae, Andrea Ash, Valerie Jackson, Jenna Presley, Velicity Vaughn, Marquetta Jewel Reviewed by: Joe College joecollege@my.adultdvdtalk.com Review: The Cum Glazed line is pretty much my favorite and the plot is very simple: hot, eager and extremely young sluts get blow banged and then rewarded with messy facials. This video isnt for everyone. I think it targets the younger crowd of frat boy types who fantasize about bringing a hot girl home from a party and then nutting all over her face. Theres lots of face fucking, dirty talk, ball sucking and ass licking and the guys make sure to take the girls to their limits. As I said, its not for everyone, but if this is the type of stuff you like, youll find it in this video. [read the full review]
review from 4/1/2006:
Movie Type: Blow bang Time: 2 hours, 20 minutes, plus extensive extras Director: Tom Von Swine Themes: Face fucking, young girls, facials Condoms: NONE Production year: 2005 Stars: Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Allie Rae, Andrea Ash, Valerie Jackson, Jenna Presley, Velicity Vaughn, Marquetta Jewel Reviewed by: Joe College joecollege@my.adultdvdtalk.com Review: The Cum Glazed line is pretty much my favorite and the plot is very simple: hot, eager and extremely young sluts get blow banged and then rewarded with messy facials. This video isnt for everyone. I think it targets the younger crowd of frat boy types who fantasize about bringing a hot girl home from a party and then nutting all over her face. Theres lots of face fucking, dirty talk, ball sucking and ass licking and the guys make sure to take the girls to their limits. As I said, its not for everyone, but if this is the type of stuff you like, youll find it in this video. [read the full review]
Nutty Buddy's
Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene. [read the full review]
review from 3/13/2006:
Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene. [read the full review]
scipio's
Cum Glazed #4 Director: Tim Von Swine. (Despite Vince Voyeur's name plastered all over the place.) Extras: Behind the Scenes: Tim follows Marquetta around while she sorts through her fuck-clothes, posing, her pre-game warmup, and her post-match glazing. Extra Pork: Velicity Von oils up her breasts and blows director Timbo till he comes all over her face. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Well this disc is something new to me. In the BTS, Tim refers to it as a "blowbang" which I guess is as good a term as any for the multi -blowjob-mini-bukkake scenes we have here. [read the full review]
review from 2/8/2006:
Cum Glazed #4 Director: Tim Von Swine. (Despite Vince Voyeur's name plastered all over the place.) Extras: Behind the Scenes: Tim follows Marquetta around while she sorts through her fuck-clothes, posing, her pre-game warmup, and her post-match glazing. Extra Pork: Velicity Von oils up her breasts and blows director Timbo till he comes all over her face. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Well this disc is something new to me. In the BTS, Tim refers to it as a "blowbang" which I guess is as good a term as any for the multi -blowjob-mini-bukkake scenes we have here. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor [I], Claudio Meloni, Tyler Knight, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Amber Wild, Frank Black, Claire Robbins, Tiffany Rayne, Tee Reel, Mark Shy
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 11/15/2005
Previews: Previews
Four on the Whore review summaries:
Knavish's
This is a very good film with an excellent cast of pretty whores and I will watch it again. All the girls were enthusiastic, well presented, and gave excellent accounts of themselves. The male talent generally delivered their packages there were one or two jumbo deposits! Hillary was maybe the most accomplished of the ladies overall, Tiffany the most whoreish, whilst the lovely Claire seemed the least experienced. Amber was the sweetest and the best cum swallower, but the other girls did well in that department too. On a few occasions the mopes lost respect and I hate that. I watched the download version so cannot comment on any BTS footage or other extras. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2018:
This is a very good film with an excellent cast of pretty whores and I will watch it again. All the girls were enthusiastic, well presented, and gave excellent accounts of themselves. The male talent generally delivered their packages there were one or two jumbo deposits! Hillary was maybe the most accomplished of the ladies overall, Tiffany the most whoreish, whilst the lovely Claire seemed the least experienced. Amber was the sweetest and the best cum swallower, but the other girls did well in that department too. On a few occasions the mopes lost respect and I hate that. I watched the download version so cannot comment on any BTS footage or other extras. [read the full review]
bluey37's
Title: Four On The Whore Studio: Platinum X Pictures Cast: Tiffany Rayne, Claire Robbins, Hillary Scott, Amber Wild Director: Tim von Swine Condoms: None Running Time: 02:54:08 Scene 1 (Hillary Scott and four guys [3 white, 1 black]) Sex Acts: Anal, Ass To Mouth, Double Penetration Four guys are standing in a room. The camera man introduces them. Also Hillary Scott is in the room, she is wearing blue/black lingerie and she is teasing the boys. Hillary shows her ass and the camera man asks if it is right that Hillary Scott likes to have cock ij every hole of her body. Off course that is right. Hillary puts a finger in her ass, the camera man spanks her ass. Hillary is 22 and has fucked 12 guys before she was in porn. She plays with her pussy and teases the camera man. Then the camera man says that the guys can start. Hillary starts sucking the guys dicks. This girl loves cock. One guy licks her pussy but Hillary keeps sucking those dicks. When the first guy fucks her in the reverse cowgirl position she is sucking the dicks of two other guys. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2007:
Title: Four On The Whore Studio: Platinum X Pictures Cast: Tiffany Rayne, Claire Robbins, Hillary Scott, Amber Wild Director: Tim von Swine Condoms: None Running Time: 02:54:08 Scene 1 (Hillary Scott and four guys [3 white, 1 black]) Sex Acts: Anal, Ass To Mouth, Double Penetration Four guys are standing in a room. The camera man introduces them. Also Hillary Scott is in the room, she is wearing blue/black lingerie and she is teasing the boys. Hillary shows her ass and the camera man asks if it is right that Hillary Scott likes to have cock ij every hole of her body. Off course that is right. Hillary puts a finger in her ass, the camera man spanks her ass. Hillary is 22 and has fucked 12 guys before she was in porn. She plays with her pussy and teases the camera man. Then the camera man says that the guys can start. Hillary starts sucking the guys dicks. This girl loves cock. One guy licks her pussy but Hillary keeps sucking those dicks. When the first guy fucks her in the reverse cowgirl position she is sucking the dicks of two other guys. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well this is one title I'm very keen on reviewing since it stars two of my bigtime faves at the moment, Hillary Scott and Tiffany Rayne. You will see in this Hillary's sporting her new puppies and I really dig the cover shot too for this, love the use of colors. Let's not waste any time and get right to it. Hillary Scott: Alright we get our covergirl leading off. The scene gets going with Tim making sure the Squad is introduced first but really who cares about the guys,lol. I like the easy going atmosphere Tim has on his sets and then we get to Hillary who is just smoking hot in her black & blue lingerie. There is some good bendin over done by Miss Scott and a fun conversation is heard while we check out her body with Tim also doing some ass spanking! We also get some good footage of the new boobies and Hillary then sits back to do a little pussy/ ass fingering. Hillary then moves over and gives Tim the POV look like she wanted to whip out his pig sausage but lucky or I guess unlucky for Tim the squad comes over per his request and rescues him. [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2005:
Well this is one title I'm very keen on reviewing since it stars two of my bigtime faves at the moment, Hillary Scott and Tiffany Rayne. You will see in this Hillary's sporting her new puppies and I really dig the cover shot too for this, love the use of colors. Let's not waste any time and get right to it. Hillary Scott: Alright we get our covergirl leading off. The scene gets going with Tim making sure the Squad is introduced first but really who cares about the guys,lol. I like the easy going atmosphere Tim has on his sets and then we get to Hillary who is just smoking hot in her black & blue lingerie. There is some good bendin over done by Miss Scott and a fun conversation is heard while we check out her body with Tim also doing some ass spanking! We also get some good footage of the new boobies and Hillary then sits back to do a little pussy/ ass fingering. Hillary then moves over and gives Tim the POV look like she wanted to whip out his pig sausage but lucky or I guess unlucky for Tim the squad comes over per his request and rescues him. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Kat, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Amber Wild, Tiffany Rayne, Alicia Angel, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 10/11/2005
Previews: Previews
Just Another Whore 2 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Well fans it's time for a little thing we call Whore Time!! All these young ladies which you will soon watch fuck all have one thing in common- they are just another whore but hey it doesn't mean we can't like them or even lust after them which I think is the chief aim! You have a nice mixture here too from the petite Kat to the relative newbie Bambi and the one young girl I'm totally nuts over being in this is Tiffany Rayne who has just burst onto my screen in the last month or so and I can't seem to get enough of this sexy New Jersey babe. Tim has an easy going style which is easy on the eyes and well hard on your cock!! Let's hit a few highlights to wet your appetite. Kat: This girl may be the shortest one in the cast but she's a fucking 7-footer when it comes to fucking. Kat can handle any cock thrown her way and come back begging for more which is why she's got quite the following. Her scene actually anchors this disc and we begin with Tim having a casual conversation with this skinny sexy lady. [read the full review]
review from 11/9/2005:
Well fans it's time for a little thing we call Whore Time!! All these young ladies which you will soon watch fuck all have one thing in common- they are just another whore but hey it doesn't mean we can't like them or even lust after them which I think is the chief aim! You have a nice mixture here too from the petite Kat to the relative newbie Bambi and the one young girl I'm totally nuts over being in this is Tiffany Rayne who has just burst onto my screen in the last month or so and I can't seem to get enough of this sexy New Jersey babe. Tim has an easy going style which is easy on the eyes and well hard on your cock!! Let's hit a few highlights to wet your appetite. Kat: This girl may be the shortest one in the cast but she's a fucking 7-footer when it comes to fucking. Kat can handle any cock thrown her way and come back begging for more which is why she's got quite the following. Her scene actually anchors this disc and we begin with Tim having a casual conversation with this skinny sexy lady. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Dulce, Brad Baldwin, Marcos Leon, Tim Von Swine, Carmen Sancha, Nikki Nievez, Marquetta Jewel, Neveah, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/26/2005
Young Tight Latinas 9 review summaries:
picman's
Prologue In the ever compartmentalized world of porn, there's a niche for everybody and everything. Latina women have an ever growing category, and on a personal note, have long been some of my favorite people to know and socialize with. Sweet, fun and fiery, with some old world attitudes about men and women. Devoutly Catholic, yet sexually free. I like them, and so, apparently, does Tim Von Swine, who gets to helm this video. The absolutely luscious body of Nikki Nievez graces the cover, and amongst the cast is Marquetta Jewel, whose fabulous rear is creating a stir these days. I've seen Dulce tame Mandingo, and my girl Victoria Sweet has been relegated to a bonus scene. The other chiquitas must be en fuego for that to happen, so let's see. The video opens up with the striking looking Dulce sitting on a couch and wearing purple undies. She tells Von Swine that she's a mutt composed of Mexican, Egyptian and Peruvian. [read the full review]
review from 4/11/2006:
Prologue In the ever compartmentalized world of porn, there's a niche for everybody and everything. Latina women have an ever growing category, and on a personal note, have long been some of my favorite people to know and socialize with. Sweet, fun and fiery, with some old world attitudes about men and women. Devoutly Catholic, yet sexually free. I like them, and so, apparently, does Tim Von Swine, who gets to helm this video. The absolutely luscious body of Nikki Nievez graces the cover, and amongst the cast is Marquetta Jewel, whose fabulous rear is creating a stir these days. I've seen Dulce tame Mandingo, and my girl Victoria Sweet has been relegated to a bonus scene. The other chiquitas must be en fuego for that to happen, so let's see. The video opens up with the striking looking Dulce sitting on a couch and wearing purple undies. She tells Von Swine that she's a mutt composed of Mexican, Egyptian and Peruvian. [read the full review]
Ryder7's
I had a much longer review but when I tried to Edit it, it got lost. I just cant rewrite everything again over a flick I didnt care for...but I will try.. Featuring 5 scenes...2 with no ass fucking, all girls except one were shaved...the one who wasnt was unkempt hairy and not trimmed at all.. I didnt care for this..or Red Light at all. The girls are kinda "meh" in the body department. And seeing chicks with black and blues on their thighs, not to mention one with an angry ass pimple on her butt cheek didnt bode well for my stroking session. At one point a guy actually tells a girl to work on her cum swallowing skills!...another scene has a guy shoving his ugly ass big toe into a girls mouth..*gack....yet another has some guy who looks like he just got out of prison laugh when one chick swallows his cum..."she actually swallowed it!" he said... [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2005:
I had a much longer review but when I tried to Edit it, it got lost. I just cant rewrite everything again over a flick I didnt care for...but I will try.. Featuring 5 scenes...2 with no ass fucking, all girls except one were shaved...the one who wasnt was unkempt hairy and not trimmed at all.. I didnt care for this..or Red Light at all. The girls are kinda "meh" in the body department. And seeing chicks with black and blues on their thighs, not to mention one with an angry ass pimple on her butt cheek didnt bode well for my stroking session. At one point a guy actually tells a girl to work on her cum swallowing skills!...another scene has a guy shoving his ugly ass big toe into a girls mouth..*gack....yet another has some guy who looks like he just got out of prison laugh when one chick swallows his cum..."she actually swallowed it!" he said... [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well here we have a title celebrating the spicy side-- Latinas!! I must confess to not knowing to many young ladies of this nationality making porn but I see some hotties here for sure led by Nikki Nievez who is gracing the cover for this. Tim Von Swine is the man behind the camera here so let's catch a few scenes this guy shot. Carmen Sancha: Well this girl is a personal fave of Tim's I believe as he's shot her a few times and even used her in a bts boner footage so you know he's liking what he see's here. The scene starts with Carmen and her fingers having some fun caressing over her pussy. Tim lets the camera take in this young ladies body and she lets him know she's ready to be banged out!! Our young lady hails from our next door neighbor, Mexico. The two have fun talking while Carmen has fun with her body. Tim has fun touching her body some before our cocksmen is brought in and using a fine side shot we are treated to Carmen giving head. Sexwise you see this latina nailed doggiestyle, then it's on to mish, reverse cowgirl-- great shots here Mr. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2005:
Well here we have a title celebrating the spicy side-- Latinas!! I must confess to not knowing to many young ladies of this nationality making porn but I see some hotties here for sure led by Nikki Nievez who is gracing the cover for this. Tim Von Swine is the man behind the camera here so let's catch a few scenes this guy shot. Carmen Sancha: Well this girl is a personal fave of Tim's I believe as he's shot her a few times and even used her in a bts boner footage so you know he's liking what he see's here. The scene starts with Carmen and her fingers having some fun caressing over her pussy. Tim lets the camera take in this young ladies body and she lets him know she's ready to be banged out!! Our young lady hails from our next door neighbor, Mexico. The two have fun talking while Carmen has fun with her body. Tim has fun touching her body some before our cocksmen is brought in and using a fine side shot we are treated to Carmen giving head. Sexwise you see this latina nailed doggiestyle, then it's on to mish, reverse cowgirl-- great shots here Mr. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J.
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/9/2005
Teen Fuck Holes 3 (Platinum X) review summaries:
All reviews of Teen Fuck Holes 3 (Platinum X)
Nutty Buddy's
Teen Fuck Holes #3 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Tiffany Taylor, Nilla, Lindsay Layne, Andrea Ash, Zoie J, Steven French, Marcos Leon, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Sean Michaels & Randy Spears Q U I C K I E REVIEW: I only recently realized I've seen the first Teen Fuck Holes. It was okay. This one has a bit more pizzaz but not that much. I liked the Andrea Ash and Lindsay Lane scenes. Both do anal. Lindsay Lane is a Jamie-Lynn DiScala look alike but Tiffany Taylor is the hottest in this. Her scene was okay. Nilla and Zoie J didn't really do anything for me but they do put in decent performances. I thought the camera work lacked diversity but it's good enough. Overall, I would say this is worth renting if you're a fan of one of the girls but I personally wouldn't put this on my priority list. [read the full review]
review from 12/2/2005:
Teen Fuck Holes #3 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Tiffany Taylor, Nilla, Lindsay Layne, Andrea Ash, Zoie J, Steven French, Marcos Leon, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Sean Michaels & Randy Spears Q U I C K I E REVIEW: I only recently realized I've seen the first Teen Fuck Holes. It was okay. This one has a bit more pizzaz but not that much. I liked the Andrea Ash and Lindsay Lane scenes. Both do anal. Lindsay Lane is a Jamie-Lynn DiScala look alike but Tiffany Taylor is the hottest in this. Her scene was okay. Nilla and Zoie J didn't really do anything for me but they do put in decent performances. I thought the camera work lacked diversity but it's good enough. Overall, I would say this is worth renting if you're a fan of one of the girls but I personally wouldn't put this on my priority list. [read the full review]
dandaman's
Teen Fuck Holes 3 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Category: Barely Legal Director: Tim Von Swine Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J. Synopsis Here we go again with another effort from Tim V. Swine and PXP, and judging for the cover with tiffany and her fabulous tits, tits... [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2005:
Teen Fuck Holes 3 Studio: Platinum X Pictures Category: Barely Legal Director: Tim Von Swine Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Randy Spears, Tiffany Taylor, Manuel Ferrara, Steven French, Marcos Leon, Nilla, Lindsay Lane, Andrea Ash, Zoie J. Synopsis Here we go again with another effort from Tim V. Swine and PXP, and judging for the cover with tiffany and her fabulous tits, tits... [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a chance to appreciate some fine looking ladies through the eyes of a pig,lol!! Tim Von Swine has brought an impressive group of young ladies together and the girls do a variety of fun activities in their scenes which have been nicely documented in the reviews already published for this title. My take is pretty similar so I'll cover the scenes which really got my blood boiling. I do need to say the cover shot of Tiffany Taylor was just beautiful to gaze at, I have to say I love a girl with nice boobs and Tiffany's got a gorgeous set!! So let me hit a couple scenes which took me for a nice ride. Andrea Ash: We begin with Andrea introducing herself to us and Tim procedes to have a short conversation with this young lady while also taking the opportunity to fondle her very nice rack. I like how he gets the girls at ease before unleashing a hard cock on them. 36C are the size of her good looking tits, liked the floor shots too we got for this tease. Bringing in Manuel Ferrara was a good choice as he brings out a good scene just about every time. [read the full review]
review from 11/16/2005:
Here we have a chance to appreciate some fine looking ladies through the eyes of a pig,lol!! Tim Von Swine has brought an impressive group of young ladies together and the girls do a variety of fun activities in their scenes which have been nicely documented in the reviews already published for this title. My take is pretty similar so I'll cover the scenes which really got my blood boiling. I do need to say the cover shot of Tiffany Taylor was just beautiful to gaze at, I have to say I love a girl with nice boobs and Tiffany's got a gorgeous set!! So let me hit a couple scenes which took me for a nice ride. Andrea Ash: We begin with Andrea introducing herself to us and Tim procedes to have a short conversation with this young lady while also taking the opportunity to fondle her very nice rack. I like how he gets the girls at ease before unleashing a hard cock on them. 36C are the size of her good looking tits, liked the floor shots too we got for this tease. Bringing in Manuel Ferrara was a good choice as he brings out a good scene just about every time. [read the full review]
(3.9 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tim Von Swine, Sunny Lane, Nikki Nievez, Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 9/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Swine's P.O.V. review summaries:
All reviews of Swine's P.O.V.
Captain Jack's
An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2013:
An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL. [read the full review]
MrHarvard's
This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated. [read the full review]
review from 1/10/2009:
This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in. [read the full review]
review from 12/31/2005:
Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Sean Michaels, Bailey, Summer Lynn, Flower Tucci, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Release date: 8/17/2005
Interracial Hole Stretchers 2 review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Welcome to another Tim Von Swine pig in a poke feature though this time his piglet stays holstered, hence it's an interracial title, well if he'd brought in Marie Luv perhaps then he could have jumped in but I digress,lol. Tim has brought in a nice group of young ladies who all have a desire for some black cock and leading the way would have to be the squirting sensation Flower Tucci. Let's hit a few highlights for each scene. Brianna Love: Our first girl up just happens to be the covergirl, but first we get some chat with Tim and Tee Reel before seeing the girl. Panning over we then see Brianna sitting and Tim like to talk with the girls before the action gets going to heavy. She reminds me a little of Teagan in the face and the similarities also extend to the perky tits and you see she's also possessing a nice ass when Tim lets her stand up. I like this girls fun loving attitude and she seems eager to please. [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2005:
Welcome to another Tim Von Swine pig in a poke feature though this time his piglet stays holstered, hence it's an interracial title, well if he'd brought in Marie Luv perhaps then he could have jumped in but I digress,lol. Tim has brought in a nice group of young ladies who all have a desire for some black cock and leading the way would have to be the squirting sensation Flower Tucci. Let's hit a few highlights for each scene. Brianna Love: Our first girl up just happens to be the covergirl, but first we get some chat with Tim and Tee Reel before seeing the girl. Panning over we then see Brianna sitting and Tim like to talk with the girls before the action gets going to heavy. She reminds me a little of Teagan in the face and the similarities also extend to the perky tits and you see she's also possessing a nice ass when Tim lets her stand up. I like this girls fun loving attitude and she seems eager to please. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
A Tim Von Swine movie, this movie features a bevy of white girls plugged by either a Mr. Tee Reel or a Mr. Sean Michaels or sometimes both. You know... By looking at the cover, there's is a sphincter instead of an o in "Holes" so I expected every girl to give up the butt but that wasn't the case. Von Swine introduces each scene by interviewing the girl gonzostyle while acting as the cameraman. At times, you get the feeling that he wants to drop the camera and jump in if the title didn't begin with the word Interracial. The reason I wanted to watch this movie was the cover girl, Brianna Love. Brianna was the only girl in the movie that didn't get her sphincter probed by a chocolate stick. Not that I was disappointed in Brianna's scene. Having run into her in passing at Erotica LA, I was a bit surprised to hear her high squealed voice on video similar to Gigi from Cum Drippers 8. Beautiful lithe blonde with a flat chest, beautiful bunda butt, and a mole on her brow. Tee puts her through a workout but it wasn't my favourite scene. [read the full review]
review from 9/20/2005:
A Tim Von Swine movie, this movie features a bevy of white girls plugged by either a Mr. Tee Reel or a Mr. Sean Michaels or sometimes both. You know... By looking at the cover, there's is a sphincter instead of an o in "Holes" so I expected every girl to give up the butt but that wasn't the case. Von Swine introduces each scene by interviewing the girl gonzostyle while acting as the cameraman. At times, you get the feeling that he wants to drop the camera and jump in if the title didn't begin with the word Interracial. The reason I wanted to watch this movie was the cover girl, Brianna Love. Brianna was the only girl in the movie that didn't get her sphincter probed by a chocolate stick. Not that I was disappointed in Brianna's scene. Having run into her in passing at Erotica LA, I was a bit surprised to hear her high squealed voice on video similar to Gigi from Cum Drippers 8. Beautiful lithe blonde with a flat chest, beautiful bunda butt, and a mole on her brow. Tee puts her through a workout but it wasn't my favourite scene. [read the full review]
