Praise the Load 4 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  11/25/2009

It's back to the blow bang concept, fourth time around. There's some good gooping going on in here, but nothing to write home about (not that you would, but if you could, or were inclined to write "Dear Mom, guess what I saw today?", you probably would be best to wait until you saw something that blew past all sense of decorum and just made you tell dear ol' sweet mammie how great the glazing was. But I digress).

Here's my thing. I love massive facials. But I love them when they come at the end of some serious fucking. This whole blow bang thing -- where never a pussy is penetrated -- just leaves me a little limp. Sure, some of the boys politely lap the labes. Gotta love that. And some of them finger the little clitties. But the dicks all have to stay outside.

The ladies do a good job of shlobbering the knobs, but I wouldn't rank the oral skills among the best out there (Bobbi Starr, Annette Schwarz). Nobody, in short, consistently works every dick down to the short ones. Deep throating makes the whole exercise better.

You've got two discs here, and each of the ladies takes on at least four guys. Two of them take five. Sierra Skye and her big, droopy tits take on five guys, one of the loads coating her titties before the final four glaze her face. And Vanessa Leon also takes five spunk punks.

Then there's the obligatory Tim Von Swine scene, fucking the girls. He knocks off a little piece of Skye, and one of San Dimas.

In sequence, that she blows ...

Kristina Rose gladly accepts her basting, thanking the guys for making her cum first. Oh, really?

Gracie Glam has a really sweet body, perfect mid-size titties and a face to milk the masses. Well, four will have to do this time. She's nicely messed up.

Lily Lovely is pretty, but not quite ready for all this blasting. She closes her eyes, closes her mouth, giggles as the guys finish her off. She can't wait to escape.

Sierra Sky serves up her face for a royal pasting, and catches most every drop. She has big titties, the kind that sag a bit from too much braless activity. Still, she's a trouper, and looks great when she's done. She suggests that she might be open to more guys. Bring it on.

Andy San Dimas, a first-timer, gets totally slathered, including the finishing forehead shot. Nice cum goatee at the end. Von Swine taps her for good measure.

Although not my favorite looker, Vanessa Leon finishes things off by absorbing a full quintet. First shot oozes out, second is a full-on blast, third ices her forehead, fourth drools out onto her nose, and fifth just keeps on coming in glob upon glob that finds every square inch of face.

There IS a certain artistry to painting face, is there not? If you like messy facials, this is worth your time and dime. Not the best I've seen, but far from the worst.