Totally Unprofessional 3 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/29/2014

Greetings porn fans and welcome to the latest release from Tim Von Swine. The Pigman will be laying pipe to some familiar faces to most avid porn viewers and he will also be tapping their backdoors which is very cool. On to a few highlights.

Veruca James:

Leading off is Veruca who has visited the Chateau a few times now and left a happy camper each time. Tim welcomes her back and we get right to it with a fine open shot of her pussy. They wing it with the whole unprofessional lingo and have fun with it. No script! The talking ends and Veruca gets in prime POV position and swallows the pork sausage! Tim is able to hold the camera up too giving you a slight downward angle in addition to the great POV view. Veruca for her part works the balls and really digs in there, lol. This won't be strictly a POV title either as Tim gets in front of the camera in a much more pronounced way than you've seen before. Strong doggie action which does lead to anal, great over head shot and there's A2M too. Slightly unprofessional when Timmay is shown putting lube on his cock and then going back in. Swiney then launches the pig sauce over that freshly fucked ass but we aren't done with these two as Tim goes back for seconds and hits pile driver and there's a second load left mostly in her mouth. These two like each other and it shows on the screen.

Savannah Fox:

The next scene takes us outside the chateau to the pool. Savannah is bent over a stool and Tim comes up on her and we get a fantastic shot up her legs to the jean shorts she wore. Up top is a pink top but Tim quickly loosens that allowing it to drop off leaving just the skin tight shorts on. It's a sunny day and the glistening skin looked great here. Tim lets a few fingers come into the shot and tickle her bush. Savannah then does a slow peel down of the shorts and you see a nice ass revealed that jiggles in all the right places. Savannah then gets in position on top of a bench and as a plane flies over Tim does the ole face dive into the girls ass, WTG Timmy! The ass is oiled up and he slides in to fuck her from behind and she gives head also. The duo then head inside where the sunlight won't be an issue. More head from Savannah and then it's on top of a big cushion and Tim goes POV doggiestyle. This is also when anal comes into play. Savannah gets very vocal when she's riding Tim pussy/ tits facing out to us-- he was hitting the spot I think! They hit anal in a couple of positions leading to a pullout and pop on her ass/ pussy. Tim then works out a second pop just for shits and giggles and this one goes to her waiting mouth.

Dahlia Sky:

Next up is Dahlia who some might still think of as Bailey Blue but I think by now you should be able to process the name change. Tim finds her outside and calls Dahlia over to him. She is wearing black but lots of it is see through and there is nothing covering her pussy. Body stocking is what he called her outfit and it was a unique outfit. Tim does a good thing pulling her tits out and rubbing them. The two chat a bit as he lets the camera drink in this blonde beauty. Dahlia is very turned on knowing there are lots and lots of people out there watching her bang it out hard. The two head over to a bed that has been conveniently pulled out and Dahlia gets in a little quality oral love to his pork sausage. From there Tim goes for it all sliding his dick into her ass from behind, nice 'n' easy. Dahlia gets in a little more POV head before they head inside to continue the fun. Dick sucking and anal are the call of the day and the duo hit it all here. Dahlia riding him with her tits out and the little bit of a bush showing was a great shot. A couple more anal shots and Tim was ready to unload onto her ass. They weren't done and you have Dahlia using her ass along with her mouth to work out a second pop for her to taste.

Layla Pryce:

Next scene and we are back outside on the bed once again. Layla looks great sitting there rubbing over her covered pussy. She hails from Maryland. Tim gets in close prompting Layla to pull her boobs out. Layla is back to the chateau and Tim really wanted to work with her and you can tell with him holding a steady cam while fingering her! Layla pulls the bottoms down and gives us a great spread shot of her ass. Tim notes she's got all the right curves and that doggie shot showing her ass was most welcome. Mr. Swine then spreads a little oil over her ass which allows another great open ass hole shot, what's that a finger sliding in!! Layla gives a little head and then it's time to bang Miss Pryce doggiestyle. Going indoors Layla continues with a little more aggressive head followed by a great close insertion shot to anal and doggie has worked great so far so they go with this shot leading off. Moments later we have Tim lying on the couch with Layla riding him ass facing out to us. Not anal at first but still a very good shot. They return to anal when Layla turns so her nice big boobies can jiggle in time with the thrusts. Layla then lies flat on her stomach spreading her ass open and Tim works a load onto her cheeks but we aren't done yet. Titty fucking and head with ball play help generate a second load fired right on target to Layla's waiting mouth.

Claire Robbins:

This show wraps up with a long time Swine fave in Miss Claire Robbins. This scene begins inside with Claire walking over and Tim vocalizes his long time admiration for Claire who is rocking a bush as we see when the bottoms are pulled down. You also have her titties popping out of her top. Claire does the turn around, ass spread and the classic bend down shot-- she knows the ropes! She's been back for a little over a year now and still pretty busy. Tim can't resist his hands coming in to cop a feel. For her part Claire does the drop down and engulf the cock shot-- with a smile! Miss Robbins spends some quality time here working the pork sausage, deep throat no problem. They take a pause from this fine shot to give us another when Claire is a short distance away and does a classic crawl over to continue the oral pleasing to his hard cock. Time delivers a very hot close shot of her ass with a few playful spanks and then the two adjourn to the back room where things will heat up just a bit. Claire goes for the ride ass facing out to us and damn it looked good. The bed was a rockin' so don't come a knockin' !! After P2M Claire turns around so we can admire her bush as she goes for the ride once again. After a good bang in mish Swine breaks with the POV so drop down and taste her pussy, can't blame him for wanting to do that. During the long standing mish shot you get some anal worked in. Strong doggie fucking yields the glazed load to her ass but they aren't done yet, lol. Tim works a second one out and you have it hit her face and into Clair's hair, even her eye! Pretty good way to close this one out.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a good show from Tim with a great cast of girls staring with Veruca and ending with Claire. You get some good pussy pounding along with the anal action though the finale was a little light on the ass fucking. Tim does the double pop for each girl. As for extras you have some BTS, a cumshot recap, a photo gallery and you get a cast list if you need it. Recommended for fans of these girls and for those who like to see the Pigman in action as he rocks it in every scene!