Totally Unprofessional 3 Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/4/2014

Tim Von Swine takes over the unprofessional duties from the AWOL Mike John in the 3rd volume of this series. This is a little departure for Tim as this 3-hour+ feature isn’t totally shot in POV. He has a couple of tripods set-up around the room so he can capture all the action. Besides that, he has an incredible cast in this one including Veruca James, Claire Robbins, Dahlia Sky (the artist formerly known as Bailey Blue), Layla Price (the artist formerly spelled as Laela Pryce) and Savannah Fox.

Veruca James

Veruca and Tim have a special chemistry and get along greatly. You can see their friendship from the opening shots. Veruca is very playful and she’s excited to be making a return trip to the Chateau! She shows off her naughty bits from both the front and back and I’d have to say her body has never looked better! She takes Tim into her mouth and she makes the damn thing disappear down her throat! She sucks on his balls then Tim lifts his leg and Veruca buries her face in his ass! She just can’t get enough!! She works out some thick stringers and wraps her spit around his little porky! Von Swine stretches out her holes in doggie, cowgirl, reverse and mish. They make out a little in the final position and the way Veruca grabs the back of his head….this was real. There was no performance about it! They finish up in spoon and doggie and Von Swine unleashes a huge load all over her ass. Veruca rubs it in and it’s a very sexy visual. Tim recharges the batteries then bones her in pile driver. These two are a great team, as much as it pains me to say that. LOL. Tim gives her a second load on her tongue and Veruca swallows it down. Fantastic opening scene with Veruca putting in a standout performance. I don’t know how he tops this one!

Savannah Fox

Savannah is leaning on a stool in the backyard with her big ass prominently displayed. Tim takes off her top then Savannah pulls her jean shorts tightly into her slit. She does a superb booty shake then Von Swine takes her in doggie. Savannah gives him head and gags on his bacon. They move inside and Savannah takes him down her throat. He bangs her in doggie again and Savannah squirts all over the couch. Tim alternates between holes but Savannah gets her big booty filled in doggie, reverse and spoon. Tim absolutely explodes all over her pussy. He works outs a second load and gives it to her for a tasty treat.

Dahlia Sky

Dahlia is wearing a dynamite mesh body suit with a cutout for her pussy. She looks amazing in that outfit and bends over for Tim. She saunters over to the ottoman and sticks her ass in the air. Dahlia gives him a no-hands blowjob and licks his shaft up and down. He fucks her in doggie then they move inside for more oral exploits by Dahlia. Tim challenges her to see how much she can take with no hands and I’ll be damned but she takes most of him down her throat! He bangs her pussy in doggie and spoon. Tim finally goes for that beautiful ass in spoon and nuts all over her ass. He fucks her booty in doggie then works out another load that goes right on her tongue. Dahlia shows it off then gulps it down.

Layla Price

Layla is wearing an orange bikini and is spilling out of it. She shows off her perfect natural body and Tim fingers her pussy. Layla gives him head and slurps all over his dick. Tim fucks her in doggie then they move inside. Layla gags herself on his prick and makes it disappear down her throat. She gets sloppy with it and spits all over him. Layla gets her ass plugged in doggie, cowgirl, reverse and spoon. Layla takes a good pounding and Tim cums all over her fantastic ass. Layla titty fucks him and sucks him off some more until he busts a nut all over her tongue. Layla shows it off and then sends it down the hatch.

Claire Robbins

Claire comes into the living room wearing a skimpy blue bra and panties. Tim whips his piglet out and Claire gags herself on his meat. Claire rides him in reverse and cowgirl before taking him in mish. Tim fucks her ass in mish, spoon and doggie. He unloads on her ass and Claire comments how great it feels dripping onto her pussy. He works out a second load and fires it all over her face.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Almost 30 minutes of BTS footage, a cumshot recap, photo galleries, trailers and a cast list.

SUMMARY

Wow. What a fucking disk. Dahlia and Layla put in amazing scenes. Those two girls will have you draining your balls repeatedly. Savannah and Claire also put in very good scenes. Just a disk that will have you jerking off repeatedly. Oh, did I forget something? LOL. Veruca is simply amazing. If you’re not a fan of hers, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???? She is simply volcanic in everything she appears in. However, in this one, she has tremendous chemistry with Tim and she just has a great time. From her salad tossing to her laugh; from her gaping asshole to her beautiful smile; from her mouthful of cum to her rubbing her first load into her ass as moisturizer…she is incredible! Just a fucking great disk from Tim and this one is going to the top of my “to stroke to” pile!


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