Sperm Receptacles 6 Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  4/18/2015

This Series Could Be So Much Better. Time for Another Refresh.

I’ve always been a big fan of oral cumshots (my favorite) and Mike John, and this was once one of my favorite series. But, to tell you the truth – I didn’t always watch the sucking and fucking – and instead went straight to the cumshot recap. For me, there’s nothing more romantic – than viewing beautiful babes who lovingly swallow their man’s delicious seed. Hooray.

I’ve obviously undergone some serious brainwashing to end up where I am. But since this movie’s been out a while, I thought I’d give some honest assessments – in hopes of improving upon the series for next time.

I don’t know who Tim Von Swine is, and I applaud him for trying to resurrect this platform. Unfortunately, he’s kept too much of what’s wrong with this title. I’m no porn expert, but I do know what I like – and don’t.

First off, this presentation is way too multiethnic. I don’t mean to sound prejudiced, but if I wanted to watch an interracial title – that’s what I’d buy or stream. When viewing this video, however, I feel as though – someone else’s preferences are being forced upon me. What a huge turnoff, sexual and otherwise.

Similarly, the guys have body types that are much too varied. It’s another enormous visual distraction. (The word “menagerie” comes to mind. I’m being way too harsh, I know.) And some of their dicks are just downright unattractive. Gag me.

Maybe this is all part of the appeal – to make the girl seem like a slut – which is also something I don’t like. A babe drinking a man’s cum – is communicating how much she loves him, really – and these ladies come off looking like whores, rather than the princesses that they are.

Here’s another nit. In the outdoor scenes, do we have to show overhead power lines and telephone poles? This reminds me of the artwork by Robert Crumb (Keep on Truckin) who loved that sort of stuff. I’m dating myself, I know. Overhead lines are a visual reality of the San Fernando Valley (the home of porn). Unfortunately, the voting fools in Los Angeles (the Valley is part of LA) passed an ordinance requiring the use of condoms when filming in the county. That should be a hint. Go somewhere else and record. Shooting in the Valley – inside an old low-ceiling bungalow-style house – looks too downscale, I hate to say. (I know this is part of the series’ history. Mike John videos have always looked this way.) My advice is -- go into a studio. At least upgrade the sofas, and the lighting, please. Again, it’s part of the make-her-look-like-a-slut thing, isn’t it? Yuck.

On a more encouraging note, the series I’d like to suggest – to use as a visual and subject-matter target – are the “Down the Throat” episodes from Digital Sin, which I really enjoy. This series mashes together passionate deep throating – with very penetrating and energetic fucking. The combination is very intoxicating. Face fucking never looked so good. And the dicks go – all of the way down, in every hole – with gusto. The lighting is very high key, which is flattering to the feminine form. And the guys are all very studly. I love ‘em (the videos).

This series, however – has way too many facials (which I despise) – which is why I’ll never review any of them, boo hoo.

Let’s think about it. If a babe lets you repeatedly fuck her throat (which is no easy thing to do) – why wouldn’t she also want to lovingly drink your cum? If she doesn’t – she’s just a bitch. And this series is consequently -- full of bitches. (Most series are.) What an emotional disconnect. Digital Sin, wise up, will ya’.

But that’s where the opportunity lies. How about – a multi-load cum swallowing version? What a combination – romantic deep throating – mixed with passionate cum swallowing – along with visually satisfying deep-thrusting fucking. This would be a dick’s (and nut’s) delight. The guys would be handsome. The settings and lighting would be flattering. And the women would come off looking like goddesses. I don’t know how to accomplish this from a storyline standpoint. But I’m sure someone can figure it out.

As my final thought, I would urge you (Jules Jordan Video) to please stop living in the past. Take the essence of this satisfying Sperm Receptacles title – mainly the generous cum swallowing (and not the other stuff) – and move forward. This series looks and feels dated. I can barely watch anything – but the cumshots. And that shouldn’t be. Enjoy.