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Jerkoff Material 12 Review

Jules Jordan Video

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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/6/2015
me to check out the latest release from director/ performer Tim Von Swine who has carried the Mike John banner now for a few years doing excellent gonzo work. This latest release features some sexy girls who all qualify for the movies title, Jerkoff Material! Tim as you know he likes to do works himself into the mix but only two scenes this time though the finale has him boning two babes so he might still be recovering from that! Highlight time.

AJ Applegate with Erik Everhard:

The first scene leads off with one of the current ASS queens in porn and Tim quickly goes ground level to gaze up to that big juicy booty. AJ no doubt is used to us admiring her ass now and she knows just how to show it off. Tim works in a few words here while doing his level best to hold the camera steady. AJ's outfit is nicely see through in the front and we know AJ is no stranger to the Beer Chateau. The two have a nice easy going manner here and that works to set the tone. Heading inside the tone changes to more action oriented with Erik joining and he does indeed go face diving into AJ's tasty ass. She's flipped over onto her back for a little pussy tasting too before Erik stands and frees up his cock for AJ to lick and suck. What better position/ shot to start off with than AJ riding with her ass facing out to us. Yeah it's vag but can you really complain having all that ass to enjoy. After some extended pussy pounding in mish Erik pulls out which results in AJ squirting a nice blast of pussy juice coating the coach and her stomach. A little surprised there was no anal but a real good scene that ends with Erik dropping a load to her mouth and clean up from AJ.

Yhivi with Tony Martinez, Mark Zane, D Snoop and Tim Von Swine:

The next scene begins with Yhivi walking into our view and she is wearing black lingerie and stockings. Plenty of ass is showing and her hair up top matches the jet black attire below. The only thing not black besides her skin are the shoes and they are red. The trio of guys soon join Yhivi letting their fingers do the walking in terms of checking out her body. A good shot then develops with Yhivi dropping down to work their dicks into her mouth. Good sound here too when the gack, gack, gack attack is heard and seen. Yhivi even leans the head back off the couch so the guys can straddle her face and skull fuck that mouth. No fucking for Yhivi here but the three man blow bang action was good. But you saw Tim's name in the heading for the scene so Yhivi stays after class for a little extra credit! She cleans up and Tim is excited obviously capturing more of this dark haired beauty. The open ass shot was much appreciated by this viewer. Tim has a seat then and Yhivi makes her way over to deliver a real nice POV blowjob. There is fucking for Yhivi here as well keeping the shot in POV Tim stands and slides in from behind to bone her pussy. Yhivi is good for P2M and they hit all the good shots having her ride Tim tits facing us and then her ass gets more screen time. Yhivi does a real nice job here and Tim rewards her with a mouthful of pig sauce which she swallows with a smile!

Dahlia Skye with Sean Michaels, D Snoop and Tee Reel:

Time for another three man scene and Dahlia has proven in the past she can easily handle more than one cock. She is outside just to the side of the pool on a nice sunny day. The trio of brothers are standing off behind her but their gaze is most definitely on Dahlia who is wearing sexy lace lingerie. Tim enjoys a few words with the young lady while filming her. Tim calls the guys behind her his jazz band and you know Dahlia will be playing their trumpets real soon! But first we get a great ground shot of her ass and even a little sunlight there you can't mistake that's a good looking butt. Tim lets the guys come over and they are hands on with Dahlia's body and she too gets hands on reaching out for their cocks which are soon in her hand and in her mouth. You see some pussy fucking too for Miss Skye here. The action then moves indoors where the sun won't be an issue and Dahlia gets in the cock circle to take care of those large dicks. More pussy fucking too for Dahlia. Real nice to see her riding cock and that ass facing out to us and it's shame it won't be tapped this time out. You will notice too that Dahlia has a bush too. The scene ends with the loads left on her face/ mouth and Dahlia giving some clean up.

Karlee Grey & Noelle Easton with Tim Von Swine:

Tim gets to live the dream here fucking not one but two girls in this finale. We begin with a shot of a pair of big juicy tits and panning over you see that the second girl is also a busty babe. Will Tim survive!! Finally a shot of their faces and you see that Noelle is on screen left and Karlee on the right. Tim confesses to not having done a B/G/G POV before and hey if you're gonna break your cherry this doing that this is the way to go!! Tim gets the ladies to stand and we get more boobage and it's a lot of boob too!! Not to miss out he has them turn so we can admire their backsides too. Lots of wiggle in that jiggle-- to bad Tim can turn over the camera and face dive into those asses. A benefi for sure that Tim acknowledges is watching the two of them play and they do kissing and touching each other. Boobs come all the way out and Tims last words, Noelle, Karlee I love you as they move in to attack his cock!! Die well Mr. Von Swine!!Noelle is the first to taste his cock tracing her tongue over the tip and Karlee soon joins and the eye contact was good too and they hit his balls-- no way he survives!! The ladies then go side by side doggie allowing Tim easy access to their respective pussies. Some g/g action here too with Noelle sliding under to eat out Karlee as she keeps busy on Tim's cock. Keeping that position Tim goes behind to fuck Karlee with Noelle still under so she gets to do P2OGM. The girls change positions with Noelle going on top and Tim going behind to do the same shot and this time Karlee gets to taste pussy and cock! Of course we get some cock riding with the titties facing out to us. With those impressive juggs how could he not capture some of that. More P2OGM as well and the scene ends with Tim spreading the love to both all four breasts and the ladies then licking it up. Now that's the way to end a scene and somehow Tim manages to survive -- must be that strict diet of beer he's on!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Tim has consistently delivered the goods for several years now and this title was no different. Lots of good blow bang action from the girls and some great fucking too. Tim works himself in for two scenes first with Yhivi and then in the finale he somehow manages to survive the busty duo of Noelle Easton and Karlee Grey. Extras include some good BTS footage and I alluded to Tim face diving into those two asses while talking about that last scene and he actually does it in the BTS footage so well done Timmay! I've been doing this for a long time now and with this review hit #3000. Tim's been a part of more than a few titles I've described over the years. Here is to a few more I hope!This release is well worth checking out if you're into the type of action Tim shoots and the cast grabs your attention and with names like AJ Applegate, Noelle Easton and Dahlia Skye that shouldn't be a problem.



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