Teenage Spermaholics 7 Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/10/2011

One of my favorite Mike John series and it’s up to Volume 7. This series was on hiatus for awhile, but now it’s back with a vengeance. The crib notes version is that Mike and his partner, Tim Von Swine, gather some young sluts to fuck and suck so that they get multiple loads on their faces/in their mouths.

Gracie Glam

This DVD actually has a story to it! Mike and Katie St. Ives are recounting the fucked up events of the last week. Mike and Tim try to one up each other with the sexy babes and they recall how Mike got rid of Tim so that Mike could film Gracie himself. Gracie acts clueless and believes Mike’s story that Tim has been sent to prison. Gracie is just wearing sweats and shows off her sexy blue lingerie. Gracie has burst on the scene in the last year and she shows you why here! She has perfect curves as proven by her full, natural breasts and her nice, round ass. Gracie spreads open her pussy then plays with her ass. Mark Zane and Steven French burst throw the door and start pawing at Gracie’s body. Steven eats her out while she blows Mark, then the boys switch positions. Gracie does some deep throating and gags herself on cock. They start passing Gracie back and forth while they’re fucking her and Gracie keeps a cock in her mouth at all times. Good camera work and Gracie looks great. Reverse cowgirl is her best position, in my opinion, as we get to see her entire body. Gracie gets in position between the two men and does some serious deep throating and gets her face fucked by Mark. She has major spit pouring out of her mouth as Gracie keeps up the pace. Both men stroke off on her face and Gracie talks to Mike with cum hanging off her chin.

Ayden Blue

Mike and Katie are again talking about the competition between Mike and Tim. It seems Tim screwed with the computer so that Mike couldn’t film her. Mike runs out to fix the problem and Tim has Ayden to himself. Ayden has large, natural tits and she does some self-nipple licking. She takes off her shorts and jiggles her ass and the rear view matches the frontal shots! She gives Tim head in POV fashion with a lot of stroking. She titty fucks Von Swine and even sucks his balls. She rides Tim in cowgirl and it’s nice to see an 18-year old’s tits bounce that way. She turns around for reverse and her ass is just as impressive riding that cock. They finish up in mish and doggie before Tim fires his pig sauce into her mouth. Ayden gags on it but still swallows it.

Chloe Reece Ryder

Katie tries to smooth things over between Mike and Tim but Tim is jerking off and has no time for her. Meantime, big-titted Chloe is hanging out by the pool and Mike is filming her. She has a very pretty face but her rack is very impressive. She is giggly and Mike films her tits from every angle…front, back, side…you name it! She eventually gets naked and her bald pussy looks good enough to eat! She starts playing with herself and slips a couple digits into her wetness. The tease is fantastic but it’s time to bring in the mopes. Steven French and Johnny Fender show up and Chloe isn’t shy. She engulfs Steve’s cock and does the same to Johnny. A third mope shows up in the form of Scott Lyons and Chloe gets in between all the cocks and pleasures each of them equally. A good time is had by all until Chloe asks for some cum in her mouth. The guys cum in her mouth one-by-one and Chloe shows it off before gulping it down. But Chloe isn’t done yet as she gets cleaned up then gives Mike a POV blowjob. She deep throats him and sucks on his balls before titty fucking him. Mike bones her in doggie, cowgirl and mish before Mike’s had enough. Chloe sucks on his rod before getting a load poured into her mouth. Chloe swallows it without a hesitation. Wow. Chloe is fantastic. I’ve never seen her before and she is fantastic. Not just her G tits but a pretty face, a bubbly personality and an insatiable sex drive. She’s a keeper!

Katie St. Ives

Katie finally gets a chance to talk to Von Swine and they start talking about a card game earlier in the week. He’s playing cards with Fender, Zane and French while Mike is holed up watching some of Katie’s old videos. Mike and Katie are in love and he’s torturing himself by watching her scenes. Mike runs out and Von Swine talks Katie into giving it one more shot with the mopes. She pulls out her tits and then starts showing off that young, ripe body. She has a hard ass and natural tits and loves the attention. She spreads open her pussy and Mark does some muff-diving. She then has 2 cocks waving in front of her face and Katie knows what to do. The mopes form a wheel, 2 by her mouth and one in her pussy and keep the rotation going. Katie gets banged in mish, doggie, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. The guys nut in her mouth and on her face and Katie swallows two of the loads and gets the other one painted on her face. Mike isn’t going to be pleased by this one!

Chastity Lynn

Mike gets the ultimate revenge on Tim by getting his estranged daughter into porn. He changes the day he’s supposed to meet her and, of course, Von Swine, isn’t there. Mike brings her into a room with Hooks, D. Snoop and Scott Lyons and has her model a little bit. She seems a very willing subject and is naked in no time. She spreads open her pussy then plays with her tits. She starts fingering her holes (yes, both of them) before the boys come back into the room. She is surrounded by the 3 cocks and keeps her head on a swivel to please all of them. She gags herself and gets her throat fucked. The boys take turns fucking her and Chastity does well as the center of attention. Chastity gets a load dumped into her mouth and she plays with the jizz while she’s waiting for the other two to fire off. She combines the three flavors and swallows it.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a cumshot recap, cast list, photo gallery, some trailers and a 36-and-a-half minute BTS.

SUMMARY

Another solid outing from Mike John and Tim Von Swine. The storyline was fun (and you won’t want to miss their “fight” at the end of the DVD) but it didn’t take away from the sex. The sex was exceptional, as always, and the girls were hot and energetic. I sang my praises of Chloe before, but Gracie, Katie, Chastity and Ayden all gave good performances. You know what you’re getting from a Mike John Production and, believe me, you won’t be disappointed in this one!