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Teenage Spermaholics 7 Review

Jules Jordan Video

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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  4/20/2011
Welcome fans to a new Mike John production and it's one of his popular series, not that they all aren't. Hard to believe we are up to #7 in the Teenage Spermaholics series but we are and it is chalk full of newbies who are ready to suck some cock and then take the loads to their faces/ mouths to close it out. Gracie Glam, Katie Ives and Chastity Lynn are some of the names here, let's get to it shall we.

Gracie Glam:

So as we open the first scene we watch and listen to Mike and Katie recounting what happened the last week and it was an eventful one at the Chateau with Mike along with Swine it seems trying to get the better of the other and how better to do it than nailing a hot sexy chick. Swine is then shown in front of a mirror and it is obvious he's excited, today is Gracie day but then Mike comes in and basically moves him out of the equation without Swine suspecting that's what he's doing, ouch. Gracie then shows up to the house and has a few words with Mike along with showing off that sexy young body for us. Gracie gets down to blue lace lingerie and it most certainly shows off those curves. Eventually Gracie is naked and just at the right time to dicks show up with one going down on Gracie while the other feeds her his cock. Solid shots all around here on Gracie working their cocks and then on to the fucking- cowgirl was primo in giving us that ass. The booty shots continue with a solid open view for doggie and then the boobs fan get a litte loving when she rides in reverse while also doing a good job swallowing Steven French's cock. The scene closes with both guys decorating that pretty face in cum. Gracie can stop by my house any day!

Ayden Blue:

So up next is Ayden a cute newbie that Vince found and all Mike needs to do is show her his test and it's on! To bad the computer doesn't want to work so alas Swine gets his revenge but who now will fuck young Ayden, why the Swinemeister! Mike really wants to fuck her so he goes off to AIM to get his test results and come back. Well in the meantime Swine will have a little fun with Ayden who shows off those big juicy tits even licking her nipples so she rises up in my book with that sensual trick. Ayden further gets Swine and us excited with a turn around booty shot pulling the shorts down and jiggling her ass cheeks. Finally it was time and she drops down and begins taking care of the little piglet. More than solid POV work here from Ayden including titty fucking. Sexwise can't go wrong with leading off in reverse, Swine looking up as this sexy 18yr old rides his schlong and us enjoying those rocking tits dancing about. The turn around shot was equally stirring with the ass cheeks replacing the boobs in shaking up a storm. We close strong with POV shots in mish and doggie leading to Tim blasting off to that teen face. Well at least he got back at Mike but I don't think this is over yet!

Chloe Reece Ryder:

On to the next scene where Katie wanted to come into the office and talk to Timmie about the shenanigans between he and Mike but Mr. Swine was enjoying a little ME time in front of the computer so he shooshes her out and we return to live action with Mike now helming the camera and it's outside for Miss Chloe who is walking around the pool which is shimmering in the afternoon sunlight. Mike moves up close as Chloe pulls those tits out and damn they jiggle in all the right places. Mike has her cover them back up so they can finish outside- I can see him and anyone else easily loosing track of your thoughts if she kept them out any longer. So they eventually head inside where those boobs come back out and Mike holds on for dear life giving us the tease shots. Chloe also shows off the ass before lying down, opening up her legs and slipping a finger or two inside her pussy which is eager to get in on the fun. Chloe then sits up and we get two mopes entering the scene one offering up his cock while Johnny Fender goes to sucking on her big massive boobage. Steven French gets some boobs too along with sampling her pussy. Chloe then drops down to the classic center spot with a cock on either side, good trading off here by the young lady. There is a third cock brought in eventually with Miss Ryder not missing a beat with the extra meat to play with. You also see titty fucking, some ass licking by Fender and then the guys decide their loads couldn't wait any longer and they begin filling Chloe's mouth. Well Chloe wasn't done an now it's Swine who steps in as he needed some relief after watching that action, lol. Good POV head here from the young lady, a little more titty fucking followed by someone finally tapping that pussy POV style from behind. Best shots of the dvd then come with Chloe rocking back on his cock giving us the boobs and they dance so beautifully in time with her torpedoing his cock with her cookie. Good finish in mish, more head from Chloe and Mike was ready to add his sperm to the scene giving Chloe one last load to taste/ wear on her face!

Katie St. Ives:

As we go to the next scene Katie finally gets in to see Tim who is relieved, lol. Katie is wearing no panties too! But we move back in time to Swine and the mopes playing for rent money, someone is moving out, lol. Katie pulls out her tits to distract the boys and when Mike leaves to deliver some packages leaving Katie behind that spelled bad news for him but great news for the Mopes! Katie lets the titties out again and then the guys move in offering up some dick for young Miss St. Ives. Mr. Zane is good for face diving in her pussy while French and Fender feed her dick up top. The foursome work in some dick fucking too with Katie keeping up the head to the free ones. Reverse, doggie, standing pounding all work here on Katie who ends up taking all their loads to that face and mouth. Katie is good too showing it off before swallowing. Well Mike won't be happy and we have one scene left, time to get back at Swine!

Chastity Lynn:

So how can Mike get his ultimate revenge on his 'buddy.' Well how about nailing Swines long lost daughter he just found out about, yeah that would do it!! Seems Tim is going to meet her but Mike has other ideas getting him out of the house before Chastity shows up. Swine is gone leaving Mike to lense this last bit of tease footage and Miss Lynn is very cute and Mike gives us some juicy closeups of this young lady. Chastity isn't shy about getting naked and doing some pussy fingering but I suspect you all want a little more and Chastity is more than ready to oblige. Enter two cocks and Chastity gets to work in between them, a dick in either hand. One more cock makes the circle complete giving us three schlongs. After working around the dicks we move on to the guys nailing her pussy along with Chastity continuing the head up top. After a few good strong positions the boys are ready to unload and her mouth gave them an easy target. Ok boys enough revenge now, lol.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was another solid title from Mr. John and Mr. Von Swine. Plenty of POV shots, lots of dick sucking and even some oral fun for the girls including licking their ass in some cases. The whole revenge subplot between Swine and Mike was fun and never stressed to much, just enough to bridge the scenes. As for extras you get some photos, a cast list if needed, the pops repeated and we get to go behind the scenes too which I'd check out for more nudity and some funny moments too. An easy pick up for fans of Mike's work, all the trademark shots are here.



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