An older DVD made it’s way to me this week and I was more than happy to put my thoughts down. When I see Haley Paige staring at me from the box cover, I knew I was going to enjoy it! Tim Von Swine is the ‘everyman’ representation in the porn industry. The dude likes to drink beer and bang hot girls, something that we guy’s would love to do but it doesn’t come so easily for us. Plus, he has a gut like me so I can relate to him! It gives me hope! LOL.

This is a film starring Andrea Ash, Haley Paige, Lea Stevenson, Nikki Nievez, Sunny Lane. This is your typical POV scene style with nice lighting and a good mix of adult stars. Most of the action is kept with Andrea and Haley. I preferred those two but some may like others. The camera angles and erotic poses were nice as well as the dirty talking but better stars would have been appreciated.

Poor Tim Von Swine. Even though this is a POV movie, the male looks category has to be filled. Now you may wonder how the hell do you rate a guy's looks when you're using a first person's point of view. You can see Swine's furry pork belly in every shot and his ham hocks in some others like when the girl is kneeling down. For some people, that is way too much bacon to process in the head. The girls in the scene seem to like Swine. Some even play with the pork belly with Sunny Lane remarking that the belly was saltier than his pig sauce. As for the sex, it was fine and the camera steady. Every girl except for Sunny get bacon shoved in their pooper. In some of the scenes, Swine seems like he's having a heart attack as he's banging some of the finest chicks in porn and behind the scenes confirms this as you see the pig sweat and try to catch his breath. Maybe it wasn't appendicitis that knocked out Swine from his scene with Leah Stevenson which Jake Malone ably fills in.

Having just reviewed a POV title I'm in the zone so here comes one in this genre helmed by the Pigman himself, Tim Von Swine. Ok if you can get past the fact he's fucking these hotties, I mean Haley Paige and Sunny Lane are among his conquests in this one so kudos to Tim for booking this ladies. I'll try to block out the fact he's boning these hotties,lol. Let's hit some highlights! Haley Paige: Ok this party gets started with this busty babe. A bare bones location, a hotel room serves nicely to showcase Haley and her incredible body. Tim likes to talk to the ladies and since he's the male talent we can take our time before getting to the action but I want to see those tits so let's FF, lol. After a short bit Haley pulls those boobs out and for those who wonder 12 was the age these magnificent beauties started growing. Haley also has an easy going demeanor about her that sets her above a lot of girls for me. Tim lets the camera drink in her bod which also includes a fine bootie.