Praise the Load 2 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  11/3/2008

Right off the bat, you've got to give major props to Mike John for pulling together a lineup of major eye candy to catch the cum wads in Praise the Load 2. My God, where do they get these girls? It's almost as if they had a special library card to my fantasy girl collection, and checked out all the current best-sellers. Rucca Page. Carolyn Reese. Claire Dames. Adrianna Nicole. On and on and on it goes.

So, with material like that work with, and a collection of mopes who, for the most part, bring good wood to the hood, you know you're in for a whole lotta splat action. Occasionally, in a few of the scenes, you find a guy or two who somehow can't keep it going. And there's one black guy in one of the scenes who could lose about 50 pounds, and get a new hair mechanic, and realize that he's face-fucking some of the hottest women in porn, so why can't he get excited about it? Plus which, you've got Tim Von Swine crowing about how even overweight goombahs like himself can get laid when they work in porn. Hell-o? Go to Nevada and you can do that same thing, except there's no camera in the room. Watching Swine fuck Carolyn Reese in a one-on-one extra after her blow bang did nothing for me.

Anyway, here's a quick run-through of the tasties. Note that most of the blowbangs here involve four guys, a few have five or six, but nothing comes close to the larger numbers involved in what, for many fans of the genre, has become the standard -- Brandon Iron's Baker's Dozen series. Still, as fans of that series know, more is not always or necessarily better. After a certain point, another cum wad gets lost in a face that's already dripping with goo. In Praise the Load 2, each face gets nicely plastered, some more than others, and in the end, it's a beautiful thing to watch.

Scene 1: Rucca Page and the boys. A cute, fun-loving brunette from Vegas with a real bush, diddles herself to an orgasm before sucking four guys. She takes them deep, sucks balls, gets a little pussy lick and gleefully accepts four loads to the face, looking all glued-up and ready for more at the end. A gem.

Scene 2: Carolyn Reese and the boys. Oh ... muh ... GAH! blonde, statuesque, great tits, she's a major wet dream. Her first blow bang, she says, after 14 months in porn, and it's a good one. She starts sucking two guys, adds two more, does some titty fucking, then back to the 4x360 situation. The guys hit her face on the side, other side, forehead and full on -- pretty much covers it. Lovely.

Scene 3: Claire Dames and the boys. Another fun-loving, well-rounded hottie, Dames takes on three black dicks and one white, does some deep chuffing, drools a bit, fucks her titties, does the head dangle dick dive, sucks some balls, even takes some dick in her pussy (most all the scenes in this DVD are oral only), then gets messy. After the first pop, she takes a full-on face blast, a huge forehead shot, and a nose dose. Get the mop.

Scene 4: Adrianna Nicole and the boys. She diddles herself to a climax to get warmed up, then gets busy with dick. She's done a dozen blow bangs before this session, and offers some nice comment about familiar dicks: "The last time I saw this cock, there two in my ass." Ahhh, memories. She does some deep chuffing, smiles a lot, then takes a forehead pop, one to the nose and eyes, another forehead shot, one to her right side, one straight on, blows some bubbles, then takes another straight on and the seventh from behind and above. Yow-za, this girl is ready for the display case at Dunkin' Donuts.

Scene 5: Cassandra Calogera and the boys. Dressed in see-through mesh, she has (also) great tits. After a bit of tease, she shows some easy deep throat with four white guys. Some titty-fucking, ass eatin', ball sucking lead up to two pops at once to open the ending, then a straight-on blast, and a fourth that showers her in cum. When it rains, it pours.

Scene 6: Allie Foster and the boys. Allie talks too much and sounds a bit too much like a girl at work. She's cute, but she needs to remember that she's not at Oil Can Henry's -- she's in front of a camera with the idea that a bunch of guys at home will want to believe, however briefly, that they are in the room with her when the pops start poppin'. When she gets busy, somebody eats her pussy while she's got a package hanging in her face, and she moans with enjoyment. Good. The first blast is a sprayer, the second is so-so, the third is weak and the fourth goes to her forehead. The weakest scene of the bunch.

Scene 7: Darryl Hannah and the boys. "You have to work up a big nut for me," she tells one of the mopes. The least busty of the bunch and in only her second blow bang, she brings some good energy to the game. The first blast drizzles down her forehead and across her eyes ("Window curtains," she says, giggling), the second comes straight on, the third blasts her tongue, which she plays with before swallowing, the fourth is straight on, the fifth hits her tongue, she blows bubbles and some spills a bit before she swallows what didn't drain out. The least glazed of all the ladies, she gives fans of swallowing something for their money. Take a bow.

Extras: Pretty good -- two-part scene entry points, a cumshot recap (as if we really need that, but sometimes you're in a rush), a lengthy and occasionally interesting behind the scenes and some photos.

Summary: Great niche porn for fans of gooey facials and gorgeous, big-titted duck suckers. Buy it.