Elastic Assholes 9 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  9/9/2011

The Sex

Liza Del Sierra

The first scene opens with a lady that has fast become a favorite of mine, dressed in a red bikini, talking to her co-star, Mr. Marcus. Liza soon pulls down her bikini bottoms to show off her buns, and then goes outside to shake her glutes while leaning against a fence. (Hmmm…that fence looks kind of familiar). Liza ends up back inside, on a couch doing a bit of tease until Mr. Marcus makes his move. Following a bit of smooching, Mr. Marcus gets his one-eyed monster licked and gobbled from top to bottom by the Gallic babe. Liza then lies back on the couch, and Mr. Marcus starts fucking her in missionary, with Liza also working her body back and forth. Likewise, Liza gets her booty bouncing thanks to some cowgirl-style cock-riding, with Liza throwing in a bit of hip-grinding. The action then switches to Liza’s other orifice when she gets up, bends over, and guides her lover’s cock into her ass. Shortly thereafter, Liza is riding Mr. Marcus’ rod into her rectum via reverse-cowgirl anal, and then she gets a helping of steady spoon-style buttfucking, with Mr. Marcus going balls deep at times. Afterward, Liza rides the baloney pony via cowgirl style anal, and after some A2M, there’s some missionary-style ass-poking until Mr. Marcus comes on Liza’s mouth, tongue and tits.

Jessie Volt

Out at poolside is another French starlet, Jessie Volt, who promptly pulls down her knickers to show off her butt hole. Without delay, two guys appear and begin playing with Jessie’s body. One guy soon whips out his wiener and gets blown, while the other guy licks and rubs Jessie’s “croissant”. But soon enough, Jessie is servicing both schlongs. The party moves indoors, with Jessie getting fucked in missionary while she tends to the other gent with a blowjob. Mademoiselle Volt eventually ends up at the center of a bridge position, with the guys getting plenty of bang time with Jessie’s mouth and pussy. Of course, seeing how the DVD is an anal fuck flick, the ass-pounding starts with some spoon style pumping, and after a brief bit of bridge position anal, Jessie gets boffed via missionary-style anal. There are other positions as well, such as reverse-cowgirl anal and more bridge style anal. But seeing how Jessie is taking on two dudes, it’s no surprise that Jessie gets both of her lower orifices stuffed via a few minutes of DP before a return to bridge style anal. Jessie then positions herself between both guys, briefly sucking and pulling on their cocks, until the guys tug themselves into a DNA discharge onto Jessie’s face.

Sasha Sweet

Sasha starts off by talking with the cameraman, looking rather sweet in her Daisy Duke shorts. Eventually, Sasha reclines on a lawn chairs and starts playing with herself for a while. Sasha later goes indoors and continues to display her body. Mr. Pete promptly appears and begins kissing Sasha’s lips and breasts. The guy also licks Sasha’s pussy, and fingers her butt hole, and follows it up by whipping out his willie, which Sasha promptly sucks on, hands-free, getting a good amount of her partner’s boner inside her mouth. Sasha later sits on Mr. Pete’s cock for some reverse-cowgirl action, and as well as some spoon-style fucking. Then, after a blowjob, there’s some cowgirl-style fucking and more spoon-style action with Mr. Pete going from Sasha’s slit to her bunghole. When the two of them finish with such a session of spoon-style sodomizing, Sasha doles out a quick bit cock-sucking. Ms. Sweet then gets freaky with some doggie-style anal and reverse-cowgirl anal. To finish up, Mr. Pete’s fucks Sasha’s ass via missionary and then comes mostly in Sasha’s mouth. Afterward, Sasha dishes out a bit of post-come tit fucking.

Kimberly Kane

At the start of her scene, Kim is laying out on the couch in red lingerie. She chats with Tim Von Swine, and regales viewers with a story. But the tale comes to an end when Tim using his finger on Kim’s butt hole. At this point, it becomes clear that this scene in destined to be a POV scene, which is totally fine by me. Anyhow, Kim plays with Tim’s cock while they talk, at least until Kim wraps her lips around Tim’s pecker. Kim works Tim’s twig and berries for some time, and then the fucking kicks off with some doggie-style action. After a brief, hands-free, blowjob, it’s back to doggie-style boning. Kim then gets on her back for a lengthy session of missionary, starting with her hoo-ha, and after a few minutes, Tim violates Kim’s poop-chute. The buttfucking also includes some doggie-style and missionary style anal, with Kim using a toy on her pussy. Tim gives Kim’s sphincter a bit more attention with a short stint of doggie-style anal until he pulls out on comes on Kim’s butt hole.

Cassandra Cruz

The pretty latina greets viewers with a bright smile, and wearing purplish lingerie. She talks a bit about her porn career, and yes, the matter of anal sex is discussed. Cassandra shows off her hot pussy, her all-natural knockers (proclaiming that she’ll never get implants) and finally, her butt. In due time, Cassandra is on the couch, legs open, while some stud munches on her pussy. In turn, the guy gets some head, with Cassandra going far down on the dude’s pickle. Then it’s time for Cassandra’s pussy to get exercised, starting with some missionary-style fucking, and then Cassandra gets on all fours for some doggie-style screwing. Later on, Ms. Cruz administers a hands-free blowjob, and resumes the pussy-pounding with some spoon style poking. The anal phase arrives when Cassandra lowers her butt hole onto her partner’s dick for some cowgirl-style anal riding. There’s more though, with Cassandra turning around for some reverse-cowgirl anal, and some doggie-style ass-plowing, until Cassandra takes the money shot in her mouth and in her face.

DVD Extras

The other goodies include with this DVD are a Behind the Scenes segment, Photo gallery (not bad at all), a Cumshot Recap and several Trailers.

A Few Final Thoughts

Nothing but pretty talent here, but I must say, two fine-looking French babes means a double thumbs up from me. Liza has this wicked leer in her eyes that carries through into her scene, and Jessie handles two studs fairly well. Moreover, I certainly appreciated Kimberly doing the dirty deed in POV. Ah yes, good times.