Elastic Assholes 9 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/30/2011

Welcome fans to a new Mike John production where we get to enjoy five sexy girls showing just how wide their asses can get when taking a big schlong in it. A nice mix of talent too waits inside with the likes of Kimberly Kane and Liza del Sierra to tempt you, highlight time.

Liza del Sierra:

Leading off is a woman I just started to get into the last couple of months and I just can't get enough of Liza who seems to have an endless sexual appetite plus she's blessed with one insanely hot body from an attractive face to big juicy tits and a most fuckable bottom. So with every area covered all that is left is to watch this woman strut her stuff. Another big turn on with Liza is the accent, I won't lie about it, I love to hear her talk and if they'd get her to talk dirty in french I might lose it, lol. Mr. Marcus is the lucky stiff who gets to play with Liza here and we begin first with some stellar tease footage focusing first on her ass but they don't forget to work in those amazing rockin' tits. Our shooter was very smart here not saying a word and just letting Liza direct the tease showing off those area we love to lust after. Inside there is some very good boobage with Liza licking her nipples and you guys know I love that. Marcus rejoins the show and I can imagine he's quite ready to fuck this woman after watching that sizzling hot tease. Liza gets right to work as she unleashes his cock letting her mouth take that bad boy in. On to the fucking and with good a bod there just isn't a bad position for Liza to be caught in so mish, cowgirl, reverse-- they all look amazing though cowgirl and reverse lead for me due to showing off the ass/ asshole and then frontside watching those boobs dance is a real treat. Liza does anal with ease so the anal footage is quite strong. You end with Marcus dropping his load to Liza's waiting mouth/ tongue with some clean up too. This girl is really picking up steam as this last part of 2011 unfolds and I wouldn't be surprised for some recognition from AVN for her hard work in a few months, she's that good.

Jessie Volt:

On to the next scene and I have to say the rest of the girls have something to follow with that lead off scene. Swine catches up with Jessie outside on a sunny day poolside at the Chateau. Swine is one to enjoy a few words with the ladies as he captures the tease which is fine, gets the girl comfortable while also showing her off-- face to ass to tits to pussy. A couple of the mope squad then join the young blonde outside , she's naked, and they let their dicks out so we are off and running. Moving nicely to sucking off a cock while letting another go down on her, good floor/ open shot of the pussy play here too. Jessie gets to briefly trade their dicks off in a seated position before the trio move inside where the visuals are better, no sunlight to get in our eyes and Jessie resumes taking care of their cocks. The guys start to test her pussy too trading off nailing her in the cookie. Good slow insertion shot is given for the first anal in spoon so it is a wide open anal blasting we get to enjoy here. The guys manage to dp the young lady as well before the scene is done. Lots of anal here for Jessie who ends this taking both loads to her face/ mouth with clean up. A good scene for her.

Sasha Sweet:

We move along with Mike and Sasha enjoying a few words outside next to the pool which is glimmering in the sun. Mike then follows behind as Sasha goes for a walk around that pool- jean skirt and a bikini top. Sasha moves then to a beach chair, letting her nice tits come out and her fingers start doing little something something down below! Sasha then gets completely naked and we enjoy some very nice full body shots of her nude. The scene moves inside where Mr. Pete joins and he gets right to work kissing down to her pussy and getting a few licks there as well as her ass. There is some brief head from Sasha but I was hoping for more here but I guess Pete really wanted to fuck her so we move on to some good reverse riding and then on to spoon-- both do a very nice job of showcasing her titties dancing. The anal comes in with the duo hitting some good positions- reverse again and doggie. Some mish anal to finish and Pete pops, it's not his best but Sasha gets some to taste and there is clean up too.

Kimberly Kane:

Up next is a woman I imagine most of you are familiar with as Kimberly is among the better actresses in porn today and she puts on one killer scene too and today is an anal day which should really please her fans. The scene opens with Kimberly so relaxed sitting back as Swine gets right in on her pussy with his camera. The two are very comfortable with each other as you can tell from their banter back and forth. This is the first time they are throwing down on film it seems and the talking is going on even as Kimberly gets in POV position to take on the piglet. This is some really good POV footage with Kimberly showing Swine's cock a very good time. Eye contact and ball play were good too from Miss Kane. Sex wise you have pov shots for doggie- overhead looking down with dirty talk from Kimberly too. The pov greatness extended to mish too, really good pussy shots here on Kimberly's cookie. Staying with mish they make the short move to nailing her ass with Kimberly doing pussy stroking for some added stimulation. More good overhead shots when the anal moves around to doggie with some gaping too from Kimberly- you see it when Swine pulls out. As the scene winds down you get a toy worked into her pussy making this a dp and Swine finishes it off nailing her from behind in the ass until he pulls out and splooges all over that freshly fucked ass, more gaping too.

Cassandra Cruz:

One final scene and we have Swine behind the camera for this one too. He begins with some good shots trained on Miss Cruz who is wearing lavender here, looks good on her and even better when she loses the top. As you know Swine enjoys talking to the girls while also capturing the tease so we get some of that here as we're enjoying the boob shots and her ass as well. Mark Zane is brought in to enjoy her pussy which he does leading to Cassandra then returning the favor with some good dick sucking, taking him all the way down. The duo hit a couple of pussy fuck shots leading to P2M from our girl and then it is time for ass fucking with spoon being the first shot. Nice ground floor shots for cowgirl anal followed by reverse anal with frontal and more ground shots so Swine is capturing this girl from all the good angles. Good open mouth blast to close the scene with Cassandra offering up a little clean up. So a good scene to close this strong title.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Another good entry from the talented team of Mike John and Tim Von Swine. The girls were equally strong and up to the challenge placed before them with Jessie Volt going a little further doing two guys in her scene which was great. Liza del Sierra just continues to impress and we had very nice nasty turns from Sasha, Cassandra, and Kimberly too. Not much to complain about here at all so a strong purchase recommendation with the big extra included being the behind the scenes which lasts for just over 1/2 an hour.