Elastic Assholes 9 Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  9/20/2011

Well folks, it’s time for another volume of girls stretching their assholes for our pleasure! Mike John (and his sidekick, Tim Von Swine) presents this latest edition starring an eclectic mix of babes. Liza Del Sierra, who has made quite an impression over the last couple of months), Kimberly Kane and Cassandra Cruz highlight this volume.

Liza Del Sierra

Mr. Marcus is explaining the concept of the DVD to Liza and she can only laugh about it. She’s wearing a red bra and panties and Marcus has her pose. She walks outside and juts out her ass and the French woman has a tremendous booty. She has a nice rack, as well, and Liza rubs her good parts through the material. She lets her tits breathe and just leans up against the fence. She moves back inside, does some self-nipple licking and gets naked. Marcus is worked up and Liza starts rubbing his cock before releasing it from its confines. Liza furious works over his cock and gets him hard in her mouth. She takes him all the way down her throat and even does some ball licking. Marcus bangs her in mish and cowgirl before Liza invites him into her ass. He plows her anally in doggie, reverse cowgirl, spoon, cowgirl and mish. Liza is an active rider and likes the black cock. Marcus spurts his load all over her face and Liza does some clean-up. Very hot scene!

Jessie Volt

Jessie is back from France and talking to Von Swine about opening up her asshole again. She’s wearing a purple bikini and shows off her asshole. Tim calls over Mark Zane and Chad Alva and they explore her body. Mark goes down on her while she services Chad. Mark doesn’t want to leave his friend alone and presents his cock for some oral pleasures also. They move inside and Jessie gets fucked in mish while she sucks the other’s cock. The boys take her in doggie before Jessie opens up her backdoor. They fuck her ass individually in all the standard positions until she finally gets DP’d in cowgirl. It’s a pretty standard anal scene with the heat factor muted. Mark and Chad stroke off on her face giving Jessie a cum mustache.

Sasha Sweet

Sasha is having a conversation with an unknown person and says “I want my boyfriend to pee in my…” when Mike interrupts her. Damn, Mike, bad timing! She’s wearing a colorful bikini top and a jean skirt and Mike has her walk around the pool. She gets naked and starts playing with herself and the cute brunette is wet already. They move inside and Sasha runs her hands over her body before Mr. Pete takes over. He licks her tits then fingers her pussy. Pete eats her out with Sasha’s legs straight up in the air. He fingers her asshole then shoves his cock in her mouth. Pete fucks her throat then encourages Sasha to ride his cock in reverse. He also bones her in spoon before giving Sasha a more thorough taste of his cock. Pete fucks her face and Sasha’s face is a pool of spit. Pete also takes her pussy in cowgirl before entering her ass in spoon. Sasha also gets anal plunged in doggie, reverse cowgirl and mish. Sasha enjoys the anal ride and asks Pete to spit on her. She does some nice ATM action, including deep throating, before Pete drops a load in her mouth. She plays with the cum before swallowing it.

Kimberly Kane

Kimberly is sitting on an ottoman in a red bra and panties. She’s into Tim and they both say that he had to pick up the camera otherwise they would just be fucking for a couple hours without getting anything done. They talk a little bit all the while Kimberly is stroking the little piglet. In a POV scene, she starts giving him head. She deep throats him and gags on his cock. She gives a nice blowjob with plenty of eye contact and lots of spit. He fucks her in doggie and mish and comes close to giving Kimberly her first on-camera orgasm. He drills her ass in mish and doggie, then Kimberly grabs a large toy to DP herself. She also uses a vibrator in between her ATM blowjobs. Time creams her ass and Kimberly squeezes some lube out of her ass. For those who don’t think chemistry isn’t important in a scene, you should watch this one.

Cassandra Cruz

Von Swine interviews Cassandra while she’s wearing a purple bikini sitting on a stool in the living room. He has her show off the goods and Cassandra has a nice natural body including a good pair of 34 C’s. She tells some stories of her private life and then Mark Zane eats her out. She sucks him off and easily deep throats his cock. She gags on his cock before getting drilled in mish and doggie. Mark attacks her ass in spoon, cowgirl, reverse and doggie. Cassandra gets a load fired at her face and mouth and swallows whatever hits its target.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a 33:50 BTS, a cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list and some trailers.

SUMMARY

An uneven outing from Mike John. I thought 3 scenes were exceptional and 2 were mediocre. Liza was simply outstanding in her performance. Such a sexy woman. Sasha was an unexpected treat. Unexpected, in that I wasn’t that familiar with her work but she brought her ‘A’ game. And Kimberly was simply great in her pairing with Von Swine. The two that didn’t register with me were Jessie and Cassandra. I don’t know if it was them, or the talent they were paired up with. There’s a reason Mark Zane has been in the industry for over a decade and is mostly known for being part of the mope squad. I’d like to see the two girls in question with good male talent and see how the scene plays out. All in all, however, this is worth a purchase for the three scenes mentioned above.